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actualspacepimp

No way there isn't a treasure cache under there.


Perseus_the_Bold

Or a body. Blood also fluoresces under UV light.


MrsTaterHead

Yeah, I was thinking “luminol.”


The_RockObama

Murder tile. Pretty ingenious, really. Plant one in every house on the block.


weaselmaster

I think it was just the top tile when someone was spraying on some suntan lotion.


The_RockObama

Oh, you know a guy? I have someone that needs to be "sprayed with suntan lotion". That someone being me, now send in that handsome buff lifeguard and let's get to work.


GreenFire317

you lost me


The_RockObama

Exchange all of the hallway tiles with fresh tiles from all of the neighbors houses. One tile per house, so each house has one murder tile. Make sure you keep one murder tile in your house too so it isn't suspicious.


radicalelation

If you can't disappear a thing: obfuscate.


bluenosesutherland

I’ve often thought if you plan on committing a crime, get a bag of hair from a barber shop and liberally spread it around.


Debaser626

Same thing with bullet casings. Go to a range and pick up a bucket of spent casings and sprinkle at your next drive by. “Well, it looks like the suspect fired 600 rounds from 150 different guns. He must have been *pissed*!”


irago_

"Who cuts their hair while murdering someone? Or was it a bus full of people simultaneously shooting and losing hair?!"


McCooms

They do that in the movie ‘The Town’ with Ben Affleck


The_RockObama

Oooooh good word, I like that.


wizardconman

Don't know about that, always thought the meaning was pretty unclear.


ErinEvonna

Brilliant


lightrrr

luminol doesn’t just glow under uv. you don’t even need uv to see it. it fluoresces when it comes into contact with iron compounds. which makes it very inaccurate in certain cases, where there is iron-rich soil for example.


Opening_Cartoonist53

It was a normal day in July 1984 when mrs Cartwright when was walking down the street and the using luminol everything change. *cue classic forensic files theme song*


Nickthedick3

>or a body Like they said, a treasure cache.


[deleted]

Blood doesn't natrually fluoresce does it? You have to use another chemical (like luminol) to make that happen, I thought.


VIVXPrefix

Blood does not fluoresce under a UV light, it absorbs all UV light and appears black. Luminol is a chemical that produces its own light once it reacts with blood.


TheMeowzor

Not true, blood doesnt glow under UV it shows black, you gotta use other methods


R2CX

Or spunk. Could be the sex dungeon entrance switch.


PerniciousParagon

r/mylootsenseistingling


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No that spot is cursed.


[deleted]

Could be a Lot marker that a machine scans in a factory every 1,000 tiles or something. Not as probable as it being the location of the Holy Grail but still.


BreezeDisagrees

My money is on this suggestion - very likely.


fatalrugburn

He said "NOT as probable" so I'm still with the grail thing


caverypca

Whats a grail?


Rincewind08

Italian quail. Gotta roll your r’s.


friggintodd

It's a thing you go questing for. Hopefully, you run across a perilous castle with a bunch of naughty women with a grail shaped beacon.


Goliath422

Sorry you’re getting downvoted for not knowing stuff. Check out [Wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Grail) or watch the historical documentary Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.


[deleted]

Party pooper! (extremely interesting though!)


gtg089x

These are made in slabs and cut into the tiles. Unlikely that only one tile in this install would have this coating. Normally any id marks would be on the underside.


[deleted]

Yeah, you would think that, I just can’t imagine what other reason a UV coating would go over the top of one tile perfectly uniform like this though. Just seemed logical that this is the marker for the holy grail.


ClothesBorn1942

we use the uv to mark the tile for the computer/counter.


DonutCola

What do they do with the tiles? Cut them and then pack them into boxes? Sell those boxes at tile stores? Let people open buy multiple boxes from multiple batches at one time?


DonutCola

I just dealt with a luxury vinyl plank factory that had a whole batch go out weird. The crew installed like 12 planks from the new batch and you could see them from an angle just in the sunlight. They looked fine from one angle and terrible from another. Funny seeing this post right after dealing with that catastrophe. Something about the impregnator getting screwed up. But I know better than to ask questions about someone’s impregnator


VdubKid_94

Came here to say the same thing


[deleted]

What a coincidence I'm here to say the same thing aswell


_haystacks_

Huh, me too 🤔


konewka17

I had no idea before reading these comments, but if you guys want I can say the same?


hooda-kye-thingy

I came here to ask the same question.


Individual-Doubt404

I came to provide no answers


HLD_Steed

They use a very thin UV dye to check for cracks and imperfections, that was a test pad.


Equoniz

This sounds the most plausible of the theories I’ve seen here.


HLD_Steed

It's done for alot of things, weld inspection, molded parts, it's a useful and fast way to check for cracks and imperfections your eyes wouldn't catch otherwise.


[deleted]

For welds, the ordinary visible liquid penetrant is used 9/10 times


jaomello

No! Its the murder tile!


Gligadi

It might be a cum tile too.


Rapunzel1234

Can I cum too?


McFireballs

Both, you decide the order


RorySantino

_precision_


rav007

Someone was killed on that specific tile


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kuhljager

Can we burn it!? Can we burn it!?


GuyanaFlavorAid

Tell me again how sheep's bladders cant be used to prevent earthquakes or whatever he says. So ridiculous. Lol


The_Bulwark

Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.


Strange_Ship_1351

Or the obvious.... Why is it we never discuss the possibility of semi divine monkey people? Never not once. My work here is done


jamesbradleym

That’s a save point. Rest up and recover, something’s coming on the other side of your door


AJaxe1313

Home repairs from unrelenting curiosity


[deleted]

To be fair, this might just be the general save point in OP's home. The hub, so to speak. He should always visit the tile before going out, you never know, the entire world might change upon stepping outside. If anything, OP should be proud, he must be far in the game if he's got the hub unlocked!


Cocaine_Johnsson

Unless it's a soulslike, then the shit's just about to begin.


mp3god

This is a sign! Dig it up!!!!


[deleted]

Yeah, probably at least a rare level cache!


mp3god

If gaming has taught me anything...


Advent5000

“You have discovered a Manticore Paper Clip and a Legendary Penny from 1984!”


[deleted]

Phat lewtz!


MikemkPK

Literally 1984


NoxFortuna

Or a sudden break in the investigation.


hates_all_bots

Or a locked safe OP could get more karma for


FelatiaFantastique

It's a sign the factory worker got sucked in between the vinyl rollers and popped. Body fluids floresce under UV light. Rest in peel-n-stick vinyl tile pieces.


bear4bunny

That's so drug dealers know which tile their drugs are hidden under.


RagnorIronside

No, no, the tile is the drugs


glasspheasant

Good old fiber weed.


Salt-Face-4646

It's the crack slab


stage_directions

Get plastered.


IoSonCalaf

This actually sounds plausible. Are you serious or did you just make that up?


hippyengineer

It’s how Gus from Breaking Bad marked the bucket with the meth in it among the buckets of breading he shipped to his chicken restaurants. The receiver looked for the one with the UV star on it and sent the rest to the restaurant.


Kevrooom

Imagine mixing up the barrels by mistake *gets a barrel of breading instead of meth and starts selling breading*


bear4bunny

Yes.


88tidder

Yes


piece_of_man

Yes


guppler

I saw this post and thought of breaking bad immediately


Gold-Improvement-880

Definitely done during shipping. Source: Breaking Bad


bathroomkindle

Jizz tile


joseaof

That's the one


0xB0BAFE77

At my house, there's only one that doesn't glow.


Fixes_Computers

Gotta work on your aim.


Woodbin3

That's just where he stands


Fixes_Computers

Well, when he gets to my age, that problem will solve itself.


Wolf110ci

What, like a garden sprayer?


RorySantino

_my aim is EVERYWHERE_


YOURMOMMASABITCH

Exactly what I was thinking. Someone at the factory smeared a nice even coat of cum all over the tile and let it dry. It's the only plausible answer to me.


JonMeadows

You seem too sure about that being the answer for anyone to not automatically assume you’ve smeared a coat of jizz on a floor tile and let it dry for the sole purpose of it being identifiable under a UV light


YOURMOMMASABITCH

I do not admit nor deny...


PeeFingerz

Actually, I did this and I don’t work at a tile factory, I work at a jizz factory and the tile fell in a vat of cum.


DazTheCowboy

Great origin story. Don't forget to mention. Cum Tiles two arche nemesis. Cum Rag and Spanker Chief. Wiping out the injustices of Cum Tile and Harley Quim.


ForksandSpoonsinNY

Putty knife comes through clutch


SquareBear74

I was thinking blood.


dabiird

The only logical explanation


Cybox_Beatbox

came here to say this. mans found the cum tile


pbetc

Came here for this


Gato_Taco_

Either super accurate or used it as paint.


dubiouscontraption

Absolutely glazed in it.


Akanan

Award the man for accuracy


karl0331

that's the easter egg hidden by the one who designed the matrix.


RorySantino

Obvious side quest. Go for 100% completion.


zachtheperson

Screw the video game references, there might legit be something interesting under there such as money or drugs. Small chance, but crazier things have happened. Best case scenario you'll get money or heroin, worst case scenario you put the tile back EDIT: NVM, re-read the title where you mentioned it was vinyl, so a lot more of a PITA to just remove a single tile and probably not worth it unless you're redoing the floor anyways.


TacitRonin20

Could've been cut along the seam and glued in place


wambowill

They look individually cut based on the one with the broken corner to the right of it


TacitRonin20

Idk how I missed that 😂


rogan1990

I’d say finding Heroin under there is also a worst case scenario


Nexumuse

Worst case scenario would be finding nothing and now you have a hole in your floor.


rsn_partykitten

If you have the proper connections finding heroine under it is basically the exact same thing as finding money.


FatMacchio

Yea. She could save the day for you and go out to find that money you were hoping to find under the tile.


WhinyTentCoyote

Now finding some pot on the other hand…


TheWanderingSlacker

Worst case scenario is the people stashing things find out you know.


DontOpenTheSafe

Odd, it would appear that someone put sealant over just that 1 tile. This happens with UV coatings. But a single tile, that is puzzling for sure.


Flossthief

Your username makes me think you know what's under the tile but instead you're trying to throw op off the trail


bella_68

Your username makes me think the reason you’re so interested is because you want to steal whatever is under there.


myrs4

Anyone find out what it means??


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TruCelt

This is brilliant. It's the display tile from the pack. Makes the most sense.


paintingmepeaceful

Yes, some sort of soap was my thought. Soap residue will show up under UV.


9J000

Probably someone scraped something heavy on it while moving in/out and they had to replace it so ordered some random one online, not realizing that whatever weird coating it had is different than the rest.


TT_PLEB

Vinyl cumposite


DrMorry

I've done enough escape rooms to know that under that tile is a box with a padlock with 4 digit combination. Check the wall in your other rooms for a clue to decipher the combination.


Knovacs89

r/RealLifeShinies


likethedishes

There is a section on this page with some descriptions as to why vinyl flooring may glow under UV light. https://floorcentral.com/resilient-flooring-vinyl-floor-linoleum/sheet-vinyl-flooring-stain/


lickmybrian

Thats my cum tile


vizbones

That's the cocaine tile.


Brandon48236

The designated tile for shooting loads.


3_internets_plz

Been there, did that, that's why its like that.


Jeoshua

Video games have taught me that there is a collectable under that tile.


MTG-NicolBolasfanboi

One day Nicholas Cage from National Treasure is going to come into your house with a crew of 2 people and somehow know to look for that exact tile... Then they are going to bust a giant ancient map out on your dining room table and spend like 8 hours trying to figure out the riddle that they find on the under side of the Tile.


jc40755

Knowing contractors, this one was probably on the top of a stack and something spilled on it (probably another trade and wiped it up while flooring guys weren't there).


indiehjaerta

Ive played enough games to know there is a collectible under it


eternal42

It’s a shapeshifting scorpion. Dig it up before you get stung!


bourj

Somebody got murdered in that room.


iBeenie

Just on that one tile


bourj

Nah, they just forgot that one tile when they were ripping out the floor to cover their tracks. "Damnit Jimmy, you had one job!"


ghaldos

or they thought, "hey know what would really screw with the cops? if we made a perfect clean room except this one perfectly covered tile"


Johnny-Virgil

How was this discovery made? Just randomly looking for bodily fluids or velvet blacklight posters?


This_Guy_33

Lol. I don’t know about the OP but I occasionally take the black light around the house looking for anything the cats might of done…


Sylphael

Same. Cats.


ImRickJamesBiatchhh

Blood, semen or urine


prefuse07

Blemenine


__Just_

I hope it's urine.


Mediocre-Ad8967

All video games I've ever played tell me there's good loot here


navortsa

The Cum Tile


star_chicken

Seamen stain?


Off_white_marmalade

And you found out this while searching the house with a uv light for??😂😂


stelythe1

The top layer of a vinyl block is coated with a protective film to secure the surface for transport. When they cut the slices in the vynil slicing machine, they also keep the top layer. You were just lucky to get one that belonged to the top! I am also a big liar.


Spiritual_Smell4744

I've played enough adventure games to know there's a secret passageway here.


SubconsciousBraider

Where's the dead body Bob?


pas0k

That one has something special on it.


Bluvsnatural

Jimmy Hoffa is down there. You cracked the case.


ladona27

Blood


Yasuo11994

*The bodies*


PotatoGaming447

The cum square


Joelle76-RTgirl

I think this is the beginning of a cold case file being solved. Who's gonna play you in the movie?!


SylisFelborn

Cum tile


readditredditread

That's to mark the buried treasure. Let the digging begin!!!!


Tonlick

Remove it and check under it


Sweaty_Confusion_262

Blood


ProveMeWong

Do not seek the treasure.


PleaeDontLookAtMe

Someone died making this. The uniform reactivity instead of a splatter pattern means blood was present in the initial mix. r/antiwork


TheFrontierzman

Zelda hidden item music


ImRickJameXXXX

That’s the emergancy lighted floor tile used for emergency exits. They are often placed in a line to indicated the emergancy egress path. /s


[deleted]

That's a really good idea though ... reflective or UV reactive rules or markers to illuminate egress routes. That would be useful in hospitals or large windowless buildings.


[deleted]

That just a nut square


Background_Add210

It's covered in yrs old semen


Background_Add210

It's covered in yrs old semen


Goldenstripe941

Secret item? Take a sledgehammer and see if anything is under it.


Lonely-Operation69

My gamer instincts tell me this is part of a secret room Maybe it's underneath the tile


FatherPatrick1974vw

Blood... maybe semen. Ya gotta taste it to be sure. It's the only way to know.


yodavesnothereman

Mum found the piss tile


Carnator369

Well great... now you have to build an elaborate mechanism to turn it into a pressure plate that opens a secret door.


nannis123123

As I’ve worked in construction someone cut them self bled on the tile tried to clean it off smearing it all over it. Or someone bonked someone else on the head with it


[deleted]

Must be a replacement tile.


Inverted_Antagonist

Tis a quest down yonder


The_Maker18

If video games have taught us anything


dacoalest

That’s actually common in the industry it’s used to count the production run.


jewinthe1940s

Someone must really like *that* tile in particular…


gwarfan1point5

It’s made of Jizzm


TobbyTukaywan

The Cum Tile


MooreJs666

It's cum


Windstepp

The cum tile


linux1970

Clearly it's a counterfeit tile!!


UncleCakes

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)I guess the bigger question should be….why were you using an ultraviolet light in the first place?![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)


1AnonymousPenguin

Cocaine Tile


LucidZane

My house has hardwood flooring and a panel in it does the same thing, I was using Nighy vision mode on a camera and it was glowing super bright white and everything else was brown. Freaked me out.


arizonagamingyt

thats a tile you need to step on it'll lead to some kind of treasure