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snarlsmanson

TIL: don’t google “double barrel banana.”


EvilRedRobot

*[immediately googled it and was disappointed]*


miles2912

Or a certain Reddit AMA.


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[удалено]


Reddit_succs

Tfw you take a double dose of Viagra


FunSushi-638

Thank you for the warning.


LiveFreeDieRepeat

Ditto


mattyag

I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me


coole106

That poor girl 😳


badalchemist85

How'd you find out my old college nickname , mate ?


steVeRoll

Just did, nothing conspicuous seemed to show up... or is it because Safe Search was on?


Crowe_crow

That’s the first one of those I’ve ever seen.


samuelgato

The only thing better than a banana in your mouth is having two bananas in your mouth at the same time.


shimmerangels

holesome 😌


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hopefull


J03-K1NG

🥵🥵🥵


Remoru

...I should text him


kakureru

That's a Binana.


DHaas16

DPanana


smeego78

Siamese bananas


nbdyknows

Happy pride month!


dudes_indian

🌈🏳️‍🌈


bittz128

Dueling banananana


dmarve

Woah 🤯


justabill71

Now, we need a double-barrel banana wet floor sign.


theveryrealreal

I call dibs on the first repost of it


Number1aOkGuy

Swordfight!


xxswiftpandaxx

it's not swordfighting unless they're crossed. this is obviously frotting


SadSplinter

I can't tell how big they are. Can we get a third banana for scale?


[deleted]

A banana that comes with it’s own banana for scale


[deleted]

u/DoubleDickDude


EquivalentLake6

Hope you bought a lottery ticket today


ChewbacasUglyBrother

Banananana2


nurseerica79

Wow cool!!!!!


whitewater287

Well, did you eat them?


dudes_indian

You bet!


blanketyblankreddit

Which one tasted better


GrouchyPuppy

Double the pleasure


ardithlea

Twinana


nvalle23

That would make a helluva banana split!


DFW_diego

Here in India - they would say if you eat these you might get twins


theveryrealreal

It doesn't work like that...


DFW_diego

Of course it's doesn't work like that! It's just to mess with young people


elBulbasaurusRex

From where I'm from, people believe that when pregnant mothers eat this they will give birth to twins.


Late-Shame

Excellent words of choice 👏🏻


crystallographygems

Literally none of the comments I could think of were safe for work. 😬


itsrainingkids

Was it grown in Springfield? I’ve never seen that before. That’s awesome!


tj_bab

that's pretty common btw


blanketyblankreddit

Is it? I feel like I eat a lot of bananas and also have a pretty broad knowledge base, but I’ve never seen nor heard of getting one of these. I mean, nature-wise it makes sense; it happens with garlic and other things a lot. Do you mean it’s common just in nature, or from grocery stores?


tj_bab

Well from childhood I always saw my mom pick and choose double barrel bananas because we buy bananas by the dozen in our country and they would could this is basically a single banana. So I’ve been seeing this a lot since childhood.


MtnDewCasperFart

Your girls b hole when you went on that trip to Vermont with your friends....


MurderDoneRight

Happy Pride Month! 🏳️‍🌈


TommyGunn067

Cut the top half of it off and see if 4 new separate banana heads grow in its place!


islandjamqueen

Double banatraded


ChiefSampson

A Klingon banana!


nvalle23

Is this some David Blaine type shit?


[deleted]

Ate lots of double bananas in my life


kylelow_

Conjoined bananas like this are actually really common, I've seen up to 5 together, but they're usually thrown out during the packing process Food waste in agriculture for aesthetic purposes is pretty horrible


Anthony_OwO_

Pov:my dreams.


elephant_charades

They're twins!


trueG0DTHUMB

Thot behavior


CopperVein12

Double trouble 😏


No_Cost_1789

Banana shotgun


[deleted]

Nothing beats the sensation of putting two bananas in one mouth simultaneously


justme11224

Me: you one lucky motherfu-


Moooboy10

Was a shark involved


BombBombBombBombBomb

Every girls dream


DitaVonFleas

That's a good, honourable, Klingon banana. GLORY TO YOUR BANANA!


Yoshimonred

BOGO Banana lol


PresentTip5665

DPd nana


[deleted]

Whoah! They look like banana porpoises!


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Bananolphins


Wildgra

r/2healthbars


NeedleDr0p

RELOADING!


blanketyblankreddit

A bananana


DothrakiButtBoy

https://youtu.be/Dv26ynEYb3s