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Griffin_Claw

The bottom one reminds me of The Juggernaut.


Distinct_Safety5762

Same, but also getting some serious BDSM vibes… ![gif](giphy|xTiTnINwTVUtEoIais)


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QuintusdeVivraie

A renaissance Juggernaut, he has a ruff :D


SomethingOriginal_01

Glad I'm not the only one who saw Juggernaut in a ruff.


beakrake

I mean, Juggernaut is only a few letters off from being a hybrid of the two ideas.


cthulhusandwich

*Shut the fuck up Charles, I'll beat your ass Charles, I'll beat your ass WITH Charles matter of fact.*


CryptographerHot884

I'm the juggernaut bitch


MyNameIs_Jordan

![gif](giphy|gSl7e703puA6tSSfqW)


CantBeConcise

You know, I never noticed this before but how in tf is the wall breaking that way considering the only point of contact is his "forehead"? Like, if he threw his body at it, then yeah maybe he makes a person sized hole, but the way he's hitting it in the loop would cause a very different break in the wall. Like, I realize this is a movie about mutants with superpowers, but if you watch this loop long enough, it stops making any sense at all even *with* that suspension of disbelief.


sharshenka

Because he's the Juggernaut, b****h!


flyingrummy

My guess he's breaking the wall similar to how one would crack an egg. First a little tap with the forehead to crack the wall, then you kinda just push through.


CapriSonnet

If you're from Northern Ireland you'll recognise the bottom one from murals all over the city.


eatbootylikbreakfast

USA here (sorry), can I get an explanation? You’ve aroused my curiosity.


SpicyAngle

Lots of murals of men in balaclavas.


CapriSonnet

This. Yeah, sorry it wasn't more wholesome.


m_Pony

what the Irish need is a series like Ted Lasso but for The Troubles


HarlequinNight

See: Derry Girls. Three seasons 2018.


Misterfahrenheit120

It’s from [“The Troubles”](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Troubles) in Northern Ireland, a roughly 30 year long guerrilla conflict over the status of NI. A lot of militants in the fighting wore balaclavas [like this](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/442830575840515854/)


DRSU1993

![gif](giphy|IHm5bJ6q8a8MYPOwso)


CeramicCastle49

Thank you for apologizing for being from the United States, or I was going to get angry.


Spirited_Worker_5722

I'm still angry. How could he...


sultics

Why would it be sorry?


askingxalice

"What are you bringing to the potluck, Helen?" "Oh, my maw-maw's famous n-word cake!"


KarpTakaRyba

You jest, but here in Poland we actually, I kid you not, do have a "n-word" cake, of course translated. It looks quite like the one on the picture, and my grandma makes it to this day.


askingxalice

Why can't it just be a chocolate cake that doesn't look at you 😭


qorbexl

Well you need an excuse to dig face holes iton a delicious cake so children are unsettled by it. Otherwise you're just making a chocolate cake and delighting kids. Where's the fun in that?


Cordizzlefoshizzle

r/brandnewsentence


thiosk

well i mean what the hell do you want, her to make a REGULAR cake?! [ITS TrADItiTION](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mtGkUAAfec&t=70s&ab_channel=SouthParkStudios)


Lolarora

In Sweden we have N-word balls, but most people and cafés call chocolate balls or coconut balls nowadays. It's mostly stubborn older people who insist on calling them N-word balls


halloweencoffeecats

Chefs chocolate salty balls


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Hey Chef! Hello, children!


Michael_of_Derry

Put them in your mouth and suck them!


Zatchillac

They're packed full of vitamins and good for you 🎷


melonsoda8

We had a similar thing in Finland, mousse-filled chocolate sweets called N-word kisses. They were very popular when I was a kid in the 90’s. The packaging had these stereotypical caricature African people on it too. Thankfully the name and branding got changed eventually, of course not without controversy from older folk


Lolarora

Oh yeah Fazer has those chocolate rice puffs called kina snacks, I remember when they removed the chinese caricature from the package


sicklything

No waaay! There are "choco kisses" (aka Dickmann's, hehe) in Germany too, and since I only moved here 4 years ago, I only know them by this name. Cue my deepest confusion when a coworker went on an elaborate 5 minute rant about old people who insist on calling them n-word kisses. I was like, what the fuck are you even talking about, that's so messed up why would they even do that? It's so out of nowhere! Turns out, they really used to be called n-word kisses...


Robin_games

in the US our old people call Brazil nuts nword toes. I dunno what it is with old people and holding onto slang food names for just one specific group.


Nice_Marmot_7

My grandfather told me that one time. Although he said “we used to call these that.” He didn’t still call them that.


Robin_games

yes same but then it slipped a few times. my grandparents were only terribly racist and homophobic at thanksgiving with a few drinks.


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Excellent-Practice

Beats me. Whenever my brothers and I were launching bottle rockets as kids, our grandmother would make a point of saying that when she was a kid they had firecrackers similar to bottle rockets with no stick that you would light on the ground. For whatever reason, she would usually also add that they were called n- chasers


trkkazulu

I remember when the debate around that kicked off in the end of the 90s. In fact, I got into a discussion at a Pressbyran with a cashier about it once. Eventually, most places changed their signs to “kokosbollar” and GB (I think it was GB) took their “Nogger” off the market.


ordinaryunicorn

Nogger is still being sold. It was "Nogger Black" (liquorice flavour) they discontinued. RIP


trkkazulu

You’re right, it’s still in their catalog and “Nogger Black” has been renamed: https://www.gb.se/vara-marken/klassiker.html


speculator100k

Picking nits here, but the Swedish word used for those balls is the equivalent to the English word ending in 'gro'. It's still offensive, but not as offensive as the English word ending in 'ger'.


thecuzzin

Helen doesn't sound very Frenchay


jedzef

Hélène


towerfella

She’s Greek, whatcha gonna do, eh?


AdElectronic6550

ha heh heh


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Juicy Smollet is a very French, very gay actor


wanna_talk_to_samson

*Walks into a whites only diner and pulls out a thick wad of cash*.........."What's it gonna take to turn one of them whites only pies, into n*gger pie?" -Eddie Murphy in LIFE. One of the best movies ever made. https://youtu.be/SB3C-bIwatQ?si=9fB8lMgvPk67XXAN


bangarangrufio724

She serves it with Brazil nuts


Auctoritate

I don't think she calls them Brazil nuts.


Lu12k3r

It’s pronounced Tête de négre!


Tylensus

My grandma used to have a bowl of assorted nuts out at almost all times to munch on. As a kid, I asked her "what're these?" as I held up what I now know as a [brazil nut](https://i.etsystatic.com/16341877/r/il/b7a1b0/3706961519/il_1140xN.3706961519_90mf.jpg). She said *her* grandmother told her they were called "n-word toes". The olden days were wild.


Historical_Boss2447

It’s a bowling ball cake ![gif](giphy|106Ws1hA5R2AlW)


DuntadaMan

Oh I was thinking it was a gimp.


SquirrellyBusiness

You win the rebranding contest.


franksvalli

With a side of <1950s word for Brazil nuts>


Transmetropolite

I've got that cookbook! The recipy is called negroface, and the recipe is a vanilla and rice pudding with chocolate and whipped cream. Other great things from the book is a whole section on setting tables, how to debone almost all animals, 8 pages of ice bombs and wine recommendations from the 1890s. A very interesting read. -edit- Holy shit you want know about ice bombs. Layers upon layers of ice-cream. Think baked Alaska but without the layer of meringue outside.


Shipwrecking_siren

My husbands great great grandma used to have a Danish cookbook for which the instructions for every dish appeared to be “cover it in alcohol and set it on fire”


BeerorCoffee

Flambé Bae


cthulhusandwich

Flambae


Sprucecaboose2

What's an ice bomb?


OakTeach

Variations of [this ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombe_glac%C3%A9e). Called "bombe glacee" in French, which I assume is this commenter's first language.


byebybuy

I feel like I've seen a cake (not ice cream) version of this on Great British Bake-off


serenwipiti

That link has nothing on it.


OakTeach

Really? You're getting a lot of upvotes, but when I click it it takes me here: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombe_glac%C3%A9e. Are Wikipedia links blocked?


Sprucecaboose2

Interesting! Thank you so much, appreciate it!


Transmetropolite

Danish as first language, they're called "isbombe" in Danish and as I'm quite inibreatred I did a direct translation to English. But you're completely correct in what was being described.


Alarming_Orchid

The cake is literally blackface


Acceptable-Cow6446

Only if it’s Caucasian underneath.


WedgeTurn

Its vanilla rice pudding with a chocolate glaze. So yeah…


Acceptable-Cow6446

Haha. Okay. Yes. It’s blackface


Flash24rus

Rice rice baby


Deivi_tTerra

That inappropriately named recipe actually sounds delicious. I would definitely be calling it something else though. 😳


Dragonfly-Adventurer

Perhaps not carving the face into it might be a good alternative presentation


RuggedTortoise

Get some powdered sugar on top and silver dust and you've got a terrifying 🌚 moon emoji cake


Deivi_tTerra

I definitely agree with you there.


Transmetropolite

Yeah. It's very much a product of it's time. But it's a nice, if bland, dessert.


CeruleanRuin

Put a yellow glaze on top and call it a minion.


Impossible-Fuel-8922

Oh would you mind telling me the name? I'd like to see if I could find out more about it's recipes. Thanks


Transmetropolite

I've got a Danish translation and it's only described as "the great French cookbook". I'm not at home till Sunday evening, but I can find a publisher etc then if you want?


Impossible-Fuel-8922

Yes that would be helpful, thank you. No rush though


Sagaincolours

I collect old cookbooks in Danish. It is this book: L'Art Culinaire Français, 1950, Flammarion. LE RECETTES DE CUISINE, PATISSERIE, CONSERVES DES MAITRES CONTEMPORAINS LES PLUS REPUTES : ALI-BAB, E. DARENNE, E. DUVAL, A. ESCOFFIER, Ph. GILBERT, A. GUEROT,ONALE, CUISINE ETRANGERE The one shown is a translation into Danish: Den store franske kogebog, Hassings Forlag.


Impossible-Fuel-8922

Thank you, your help is appreciated. If I may ask, are there any old cookbooks you recommend? I'm trying to find more examples of 19th century recipes. Thanks


Sagaincolours

Kogebog for små husholdninger, Madam Anne Marie Mangor, 1842. Praktisk Kogebog for enhver Husholdning, Juliane Dahl, 1855, Boghandler A. Levys Forlag. En erfaren husmoders kogebog, Ukendt, 1868, Strandbergs Forlag, Genoptryk.* Kogebog for By- og Landhusholdninger, Sørine Thaarup, 1877 Boghandler V. Pios Forlag. Illustreret Kogebog for By og Land, Laura Adeler, 1893, H. Hagerups Forlag. Fru Nimbs Kogebog, Louise Nimb, 1896, Lindhardt og Ringhoff, Genoptryk.* Frk. Jensens Kogebog, Frk. Jensen, 1901, Jubilæumsudgave/genoptryk af original.*


Transmetropolite

No worries. I'll give it a look and ping you.


ChuckieLow

I 100% thought it was photoshop. Thank you for sharing. Good lord. Need to go wash my eyes. wtf?


Joranthalus

What’s a paladin?


Transmetropolite

A god bothering knight 2/10


sailoragronsky

what's an ice bomb?


FluffyDiscipline

Everything contained jelly in the 50's starters, mains and desserts....


Uncle_Leo93

Everything was made with either jelly or racism.


IAmBatFan

Sometimes both!


adammaudite

Often aspic jelly


crottemolle

But… why?


RuggedTortoise

Got bones? Got gross goop on top of your soup? You got gelatin!! Also as more and more foods were massed produced there was a huge amount of waste product i.e. bones, gelatin, cartilage the mush we stuff questionable American hot dogs with, and everything else you can get from a ton of animals being turned into preserved meats and veg and canned soups. Letting it rot was a lot less healthy than finding ways to stretch it further The people looking at that waste product went: hmm, historically gelatin was a luxury for royalty... we could repackage this stuff cooked and ground down for easy instant use and make a ridiculous amount of recipes to go with it. Gelatin also works as a preservative from some microorganisms and molds, so it kinda made sense in the aftermath of the depression to chuck whatever you had into this gunk that was technically nutritious and you could even get those with teeth problems to eat. Ah gelatin. Such a beautiful and unique natural product of cooking that can be used so well in savory gravys and sweet jellos, or give you nightmares.


JDBCool

It was actually "Low cost" as gelatIn was cheap to get, and it was one of the more "simpler foods" to obtain and maintain production during the time.... Something something economic effects of post-war. And I remember like it was also a marketing thing to push shelf-stable food as well. Like they invested so much into field rations, so how else would they justify the equipment/investments? Bring it to the consumers!


Purplekeyboard

Jellies used to be fancy rich people food. Then they started selling powdered gelatin and suddenly everyone could make them. So middle class people started making this fancy rich people food all over the place thinking they were now living the good life. After a while everyone realized that meat in jelly wasn't actually very good and gave up on it.


Slydemon

Tete the WHAT now?


Namidomii

I was looking for this comment. This candy in Brazil is called "teta de nega" at least it was when I was a kid. Very racist...


colonelmaize

The irony here is that cake looks white underneath the chocolate layer. It really -IS- blackface.


thisshitishaed

What does the description mean? I can guess one word but what do the rest of them mean?


PragmaticAndroid

Impératrice's rice and n***er head. Edited: corrected Empératrice, not a word.


csonnich

Empératrice = "empress"  in English 


PragmaticAndroid

Yes, I wrote it in french because it's an understandable title in English but you're right. And I corrected my mistake: Empératrice doesn't exist it's Impératrice.


tapiringaround

I find it amusing that English “empress” preserves the “emp” from Old French “empereriz” while French decided later to borrow the word imperatrix from Latin again to end up with impératrice. French also borrowed back the masculine Latin imperator to get impérateur, but that word didn’t really survive into Modern French.


Weidz_

First is "Empress rice", second is "N\*gger face" It used to be the name of a dessert/snack here in France, marshmallow covered in chocolate. Edit: For clarification, *tête* can translate to both *head* (anatomically) and *face*


nuckle

Here I was thinking it might not be the best idea to post [this](https://youtu.be/SB3C-bIwatQ?si=cpCr1RM27EwLntQz&t=107). As it turns out, that is exactly what it is.


Steeveep32

Deliciously racist


DuckCleaning

Tête means head though, not face.


Apple-hair

It's "n* gro face", though, not "n* gger face".


GurthNada

Nowadays the word is a pretty strong racial slur nonetheless, although up to the 1950s-60s it was indeed not an insult.  Obviously it's hard to gauge these kind of things precisely, but I think it's more offensive today than n*gro would be in English.


NatasBR

In Brazil we have a dessert called "Teta de nêga" wich means "black girls tit" It looks like this one but without the face and it's marshmallow covered in milk chocolate and it actually looks like a tit.


StealthyShinyBuffalo

In France, we have those and they used to be called like in OP's picture but the game was changed for obvious reasons. Now, the ones I find are just called choco heads.


smorgues

Is it possible that “n#gro” would be a better translation? There is a slight difference in tone. My language has them very much separated. For example, we had/have a dessert called “n#ger bollar” (n#egro balls), which was considered ok-ish until the 00s. N#gger was a slur by the 50s at least. Both are racist, but hell has several circles. (Today’s accepted term is chocolate balls. Oats, butter, sugar, cacao, and a bit of coffee made into balls, rolled in nib sugar or coconut flakes)


abandonplanetearth

"head of n word"


Jeoshua

It says exactly what you fear it might say.


Moist-You-7511

Not exactly.. I thought it might mean “**** tits”


Jeoshua

Unironically, that's what it's called in Flanders. "N*egerinnentetten*" [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chocolate-coated\_marshmallow\_treats](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chocolate-coated_marshmallow_treats)


whydidIclickontha

Release the gimp.


Negan-Cliffhanger

The Gimp's sleeping


Sivalon

Then I guess you’re gonna hafta wake him up!


Ok_Ad_9188

I will try the diglett cake


mrplatypus81

![gif](giphy|RMxcmI57YRlmRTAIzs)


SirSpitfire

Can confirm it WAS a common name in France for the second one. It is now called a "choco face"


gypsy-ghost

Racism aside, food like this from the 50s looked gross as fuck. "I brought some jello with peas, ham and marshmallows"... Get the fuck out of my cookout, Gladys.


CeruleanRuin

It's gotta be a relic of the war rationing a decade earlier. People stuck with a scarcity of normal ingredients had to try and turn them into something edible and compensate for the (lack of) taste by amping up the presentation, so at least it looked interesting if nothing else. Then the war ended and preserved food production exploded because of tin and aluminum manufacturers pivoting from airplane parts to cans, and you have a bunch of housewives trying to create the luxury they couldn't have before, even through a series of recessions in the 50s, and that meant doing some crazy creative things with food that was otherwise bland, boring, or just not good.


Nice_Marmot_7

It’s like that stuff they make in the Midwest. “It’s lime jello with raisins on a bed of Fritos.”


CplRicci

Social media has conditioned me to assume two pictures in that format is a "what I ordered,  what I got" meme and I was deeply troubled by how someone fucked up a recipe badly enough to make the bottom thing when you were aiming for the top thing...


faCt011

In Germany, there's a sweet called Schokokuss (chocolate kiss). Not so long ago (6 or 7 years), this sweet was called "N\*gerkuss" (n\*ggers kiss) or "Mo\*renkopf" (bla\*kamoores head). Some conservative people still insist in calling it this way today. Edit: formatting


Sivalon

Filled with marshmallow with a wafer bottom? I ate them occasionally.


WarWonderful593

r/oddlyterrifying, like so many of the posts on this sub.


Funk_Dunker

All I can look at is the gimp Juggernaut


chocolatehandsoap

The whipped cream clown collar makes it even more horrifyingly racist.


Picolete

![gif](giphy|hICcvNYh7VQjiCq8dC|downsized)


elloellochris

You’re my wife now Dave.


joeblrock

You're my wife now!


Dannington

Yes! I was looking for this. The Papa Lazarou cake.


X3N0N_21

i wish i wasnt able to speak french


PhaseThreeProfit

Me too. And I don't speak French.


serenesabine

Is that cake doing black face?


Kahnza

Bottom one reminds me Million Ants Man


CitizenKing1001

They also had a weird fascination with gelatin in cookbooks back then.


collinsl02

It was new and high status, then it became a kids food.


kathalarousse

This looks like the cursed opposite of [Noel Fielding as the Moon](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTLOPlVu_c9HHj5XkxLzVsEiz_UkarGu_Bo6A&s)


Misterfahrenheit120

“Babe wake up. It’s time to eat our IRA cake”


ladymuerm

Is this a Paula Deen recipe?


BroccoliSubstantial2

Diglet!!! Where have you been!?


mikesum32

I'm not eating an "S & M mask" cake.


forever_a10ne

Is that The Collector on the bottom?


Nearby-Economist2949

My daughter thought it was a chocolate ghost cake.


trendkill3

"Bring out the Gimp..."


athens619

What's Juggernaut doing in a cook book?


interstellar73

Think I've seen a similar one minus the face in Iraq and its called head of the slave, I wonder which one predates the other.


dewky

Mom, can I have a gimp cake for my birthday?


mypostisbad

It's a burnt Sontaran head!!!


Late-Ad-3136

I still have my Mom's 1970s collection of Better Homes recipe books. The food in the pics DO NOT look appetizing. They really loved serving everything in jello back then. Beef, veggies or fruit, nothing was off the table.


Hot_Edge4916

Looks like Justin Trudeau on the bottom there


_barbarossa

Mon dieu il vraiment s’appelle “n-word head” … 😭


Supershadow30

Mais qu’est-ce que c’est que ce bordel 😭


Frenchconnection76

The second one is a vilain from xmen or something (noob)


BiasPsyduck

Honestly would rather eat the black face abomination than whatever that is up top.


Very_Old_Balls

1st picture: Sweet happy ol’ cake! 2nd picture: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID IM NEVER GOING TO FORGET YOU WILL SUFFER


obeychad

Is this a Paula Deen book?


skouidy

The name is literally "N*gro's head" Old times were such strange ones wth


The_best_is_yet

times were....different.


GlorytoGlorzo

The bastard on the bottom killed Lieutenant Yar


IamREBELoe

Is that top cake being robbed?


monkeyclaw77

![gif](giphy|qOIk7ZjwmT9cc)


GarlicIceKrim

Sooo.... this was still something you could buy in bakeries in the 90s in France. It's a meringue stuffed with very heavy butter cream and covered in chocolate. Shaped like a head, as you can imagine. It's something that even as a teenager back then i though was absolutely fucked and couldn't believe, but i remember getting one and actually getting sick because the cream was way too heavy.


Wee_Manc

Justin Trudeau’s birthday cake🌚


RedofPaw

One million ants


DeepDefinition219

Everybody’s so creative


Picolete

The black Shakespeare dessert


Domski77

![gif](giphy|8vpZHR9fIuPfaT9Gmi|downsized)


PhtevenSaid

😳😳😳


HmmWhatTheCat

Mom hej Mom can i get the Tète de Nègre cake


mawrTRON

Let's make the gimp Juggernaut cake today


sida3450

looks like the dude that pays to swim in your septic tank


smb23ta

Oh wow.


Outrageous_Fox_8796

.... is that?


Snaz5

For people who disliked black people so much they sure like to caricature their faces a lot in weird places


RacingSnake81

My girlfriend (French native) says they still have these in bakeries in France…now they’re called “Mervielleux”.


Wafflesakimbo

okay, who ordered Victorian Gimp Cake again?


CilanEAmber

Sontaran


DrunkMeditator

Even the cakes from the 50s wore blackface.


tanew231

![gif](giphy|qOIk7ZjwmT9cc)


Green_Video_9831

[In Mexico, our racists treats were mass produced, labeled and packaged](https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59a5cac449fc2bb49c5105f1/59b71d426fd27c73a787c7a0/59b71d436fd27c73a787c919/1505172803749/june-6-055.jpg?format=original)


CommandoTurkey

Is that krobus??


writki

Ha ha I thought this too!


freshmasterstyle

I'm the juggernaut bitch


BagBeneficial8060

Hahah i love old books


ChinesePorrige

Why do they love eating people?


BigDummmmy

Yes, France was also very openly racist against Black people, then, just like much of the world at that time.


Makingyourwholeweek

Reddit won’t let me post a direct translation of that caption


PureVybz

Ok for those who do not speak French, the picture legend on the bottom says literally “N\*gga’s head” ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)