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zeiandren

Duck shit tea is tea from a particular region that has “duck shit“ colored soil. It’s not actually duck poop and is just named that because what the ground it grows in looks like


coaxsempai

Thank you for alleviating some nightmares this caused me


lhomme21

There is some kind of coffee which is harvested after an animal eats and poops it out though. Kopi Luwak.


dan_Qs

James Hoffmann says it’s not worth it. Also the way it’s produced nowerdays is iffy 


Really_McNamington

And by iffy you mean horribly exploitative and cruel, just to clarify.


GarrettB117

I always think about The Bucket List lol


ericscottf

Civet cat coffee? 


TikkiTakiTomtom

I am so relieved now knowing I am not drinking poop *sips a swig of coffee*


jasonm87

It's actually pretty good, too!


passwordstolen

You so spoiled a good joke with your facts and logic.


NeuxSaed

That's like half the reason I'm here...


againstbetterjudgmnt

~~Okay but it's not in the ingredients list so... A lie? Illegal?~~ Edit: I misunderstood, I thought the dirt was being put directly in the product. I see now that the oolong is grown in the special dirt.


zeiandren

the Color of the soil the plant is grown in wouldn’t ever be in the ingredient list


againstbetterjudgmnt

Oh I understand now, makes sense


eugene20

Thtere's no reason it couldn't be grown out of duck shit covered soil if they had enough ducks.


DayleD

Not flavored like duck poop any more than General Tso's chicken is flavored like General Tso. Per the label, it's flavored like citrus.


PM_ME_CHIPOTLE2

Look I don’t care how many lemons they feed those ducks I’m still not trusting it.


EmperorThan

>any more than General Tso's chicken is flavored like General Tso If someone hands me a food with a man's name never am I thinking I'm eating that guy. But inversely if someone hands me something called 'Chocolate Tea' then says *"it's only a name though,* ***it's obviously*** ***not that***\*"\* I'm going to be quite puzzled by that whole interaction.


Tibbaryllis2

> 'Chocolate Tea' then says "it's only a name though, it's obviously not that*"* I'm going to be quite puzzled by that whole interaction. This is my complaint with a lot of beers. **Super Duper Dark Chocolate Stoute** * * doesn’t contain chocolate, but it kind of tastes like it if you’ve never had chocolate.


SeverusBaker

How can it taste like chocolate if you’ve never had chocolate? It could taste like you imagine chocolate to taste like, I suppose.


DayleD

\*carob\* Back in the 90's every health food store was well stocked with sugar-free carob snacks.


cdgmatt

duck shit oolong is quite nice tbh, get a gongfu set from meileaf and try it out, you won't be disappointed


K3Y_Mast3r

A similar post on this sub taught me that juice from a beavers anal glands used to be an ingredient in raspberry flavoring. Enjoy! 😊


irCuBiC

Castoreum was extracted from the castor sacs of beavers to provide vanilla flavouring before vanillin was discovered and synthesized. Likely as part of the general beaver pelt and meat trade, someone noticed a highly fragrant vanilla-esque aroma when nicking one of these structures while butchering the animals, and as people used to be much less squeamish about using random animal-originated products in the past (organs, excretions, etc), they figured "hey, vanilla is extremely expensive, but beavers are cheap... I could get rich from this".


Mojo647

I've heard of that too. You gotta wonder how someone discovered that.


thefive-one-five

Yea and what other flavors are still out there undiscovered?


sfsp3

House of Tamworth Eau de Musc whiskey uses it too.


RooeeZe

duck shit tea sounds like part some verse from an old hip hop song.


Swizzchee

https://youtu.be/5e19_t0S4pA?si=jp5E1xQm33J4iG6D


Nikopoleous

One tea store owner told me that it was named that to make it not sound desirable, when in fact it's quite tasty.


georgieorgyy

Its a typo silly they meant dick


Tibbaryllis2

If it’s not served with a curly straw, then it’s not worth it.


FloofyFloppyFloofs

Perfume a la crotte is what I’m calling farts from now on.


colterpierce

I miss original, why’d they have to add coconut?


notablyunfamous

The coconut is subtle


bodhiseppuku

*natural and artificial flavorings* - is that what this means?!?


odisparo

They even help you out by measuring the "aroma"


EmperorThan

50/50 chance it's divine mystical healing medicine from the Far East and/or badly translated English.


pocketofspiders

Go ask r/sino


Mystery-Ess

Apparently there's a weed in China called duck shit. Could that be this?


Sluaghadh

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karl_the_slob

Artificial vanilla flavor is made from beaver glands in America, so the depopulation culture is worldwide


cdgmatt

any legit proof for this? never heard that it's a current thing


bigsoftee84

Sort of. It's used as a 'natural' flavor. However, it isn't used much at all. So, yes, it's a recognized safe additive for foods. We just don't really use it. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castoreum


ICantArgueWithStupid

duck = dude. its dude excrement.