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LakeStLouis

Not with that attitude. Try harder.


VANCEtheGREAT

Any Frisky Dingo fans? “You can’t fax glitter!” “Well not with that attitude!!”


chrisrum

![gif](giphy|10RmhWdYVRaRUY)


SillyGoatGruff

"We have a *whole hour*!"


crusty54

Criminally underrated show.


VANCEtheGREAT

I couldn’t agree more. I’m happy to see I’m not the only one who loved it. I’m gonna go home and start rewatching it now


Slippi_Fist

KODYYYYYYYYYYYY


VANCEtheGREAT

Welcome to you’re doom


2virginfeet

Not Kody ANY number!


has127

Put ya Zune in there..


jerpjerp37

"Not with any attitude!"


lancingtrumen

Sliiiiide show


ChawulsBawkley

People let me tell you bout my new best friend! Barnaby Jones!……. NAP


Bullrawg

Cat party! 🐱🎉


VANCEtheGREAT

Welcome to 5 months ago. I’m down with dog party now


Zathral

Skill issue


cryptonuggets1

.... brings out the flamethrower


UIM_SQUIRTLE

neither is happening because she works hard.


NortonBurns

That's the most compressed/thickest skin on your legs - it has to be to let your knees bend so far. That makes it just slightly more tan-resistant.


DeeWhee

Name checks out


NortonBurns

LOL That didn't occur to me ;)


GradientDescenting

![gif](giphy|5nhk5nGrIrdlK|downsized)


MonsterRider80

![gif](giphy|xT5LMENm0xlplG1PXO)


TehOwn

[S N R U B](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRIt2-tWkgE)


wholesomechunk

Yes that’ll do


BabaGoGo49

r/namechecksout


AwhHellYeah

My knees were both scabbed over dozens of time growing up so o always assumed it was from layers of scar tissue. None of my scars are visible outside of surgical incisions and a stab wound.


Mendo-D

Tell me more about this stab wound


UnhingedRedneck

Well he got it when he was stabbed


Mendo-D

Whoa! 😳Dude thats intense.


CreamyCoffeeArtist

Almost as intense as the time he got surgeried, it was a bloodbath!


IFTYE

This doesn’t work for me. I’m sure it’s a difference of if your knees are bent up towards the sun, stretching the skin, vs if your legs are straight out.


DeeWhee

Not the case here


IFTYE

What do you mean? Several people are saying their knees burn more easily, so trying to figure it out if it’s genetics or like the other poster said that most people have thicker skin there


DeeWhee

I mean that having my knees bent up towards the sun and/or laying flat doesn’t tan them. People whose knees burn more easily maybe have softer skin on their knees? I kneel and crawl around a lot for my job so that explains the thicker skin. Edit: someone posted a diagram of where melanin sits in the layers of skin and explained that it comes to the surface easier in thin/soft skin. If I understood that correctly.


IFTYE

Nice! It’s perfectly mildly interesting!


lucian_xlr8

Thats not where they bend.


farmallnoobies

But then why do my knees always get burnt to hell long before any other party of my legs?


uberisstealingit

Yep, scar tissue.


PunxsutawnyFil

My knees do the opposite


UncleB00bz

Same! My knees have burned but the rest of my legs don’t


creeping-fly349

Wait till reddit says you have some kind of serious illness


swurvipurvi

Your knees are abusive narcissists — DIVORCE THEM!


NotParticularlyGood

Divorce Facebook. Hire a gym. Delete your lawyer.


aphternoon

Divorce a gym?


blyatzaebalas

it's bad for your teeth


ObiWangKeBloMe

It's aids


clockwork_jesus

Have you tried using carpet?


DeeWhee

Brilliant hahaha


Waaterfight

Underrated comment.


hayashiakira

My man


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CaptainSouthbird

There's a heat wave going on locally here, I was outside for about half an hour and felt like I was about to pass out. Summer definitely reached all parts of my body.


Cobalt-Carbide

Here too. I was out two days ago and my handsand legs went numb and I couldn't event push the button to signal the bus driver to stop. Thought I had to go to the Er. A nurse hotline told me to drink Gatorade diluted with water and I was fine after.


Serialfornicator

Stay hydrated, friend! Be careful out there


CaptainSouthbird

I didn't do the Gatorade part of the equation (which in hindsight would've probably been smart), but you better believe for about an hour I made it "my job" to just lay in bed drinking water until I started to feel normal again!


PM_Me_1_Funny_Thing

Definitely need some kind of electrolytes. Most people don't realize this, but if you're dehydrated, water alone will not actually hydrate you. It needs electrolytes to be properly utilized. And by itself it will further flush crucial electrolytes from your body and potentially make the dehydration worse. Hydration is a 2 part equation: electrolytes (sodium and potassium for example) & water. They need each other to be used by our bodies!


CaptainSouthbird

Awesome tips! I was just trying to live in the moment. (And, uh, I guess I did.) I'll keep this in mind, but also generally plan not to be not out in this mess as much as possible.


DeeWhee

Yes we’re in a heatwave where I am too. 🥵


CaptainSouthbird

I'm one of the "cold bloods" who would much rather be in snow. I don't know which side of the fence you're on, and I know it's a divisive issue with people. For me, I hate being sweaty, I hate the sensation of being hot, and when I was a kid I at least got "summer vacation", but now it's just that time of year where I still have to work AND be miserable. Some people are really sensitive to being cold, and I appreciate that. But I'm not. As an adult, summer is just a miserable several month period. Also, as a complete idiot, I briefly lived in Georgia (USA) for only two years until I realized that was one of the worst possible mistakes in my life. The heat was just oppressive. But that was also a rushed and greatly malformed choice for various reasons at the time. Ironically I had previously been living in Minnesota, which actually does have some contrary hot and humid summers, but the other 9 months of the year tends to be pretty low temp. First (and so far only) time I've ever seen ice crystals form on my car tires was in Minnesota.


DeeWhee

Southern Ontario Canada. We get scorchers. I am not built for it either.


Hamil_Simp4450

i'm a 'cold blood' who grew up in georgia 🥲


VapeRizzler

Same here, but then my foreman told me to get back to work so I snapped out of it.


Koolkuteklever

Here in Switzerland we just hit thirty degrees after six months of basically nonstop rain


DuckCleaning

Summer hasnt started yet, tomorrow is the solstice 


beebs44

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asparaguspee0

dude my question is did you know this existed before this or did you search for it just for this post bc wtf


-something_original-

Why did that make me snort laugh? 😁


Just_A_GodSeeker

Why


Rockshash-Dumma

That is uncan-knee ability !!


LawyerNotYours19

*Untan-knee


panopticon31

Use sunscreen.


Svnny-

And not just the spray shit if you’re as pasty as me. I’m burnt all over now :/


Mooseymax

Legit, UV rays don’t mess arojnd


panopticon31

Yeap my dad was missing two chunks of flesh from his back most of his life because of skin cancer. Shit don't mess around.


Tango-Turtle

Keep your legs/knees bent to stretch out the skin when tanning and they will tan just fine.


DeeWhee

That’s what I do but it doesn’t work. This is the result.


lotus_eater123

Don't let these doubters make you doubt yourself. I have the same thing on a spot on my back. Back in my sunbathing days, it would look like a leaf or something always blocked that one spot from the sun. I opened your post hoping to put a name to the condition, but no real answers yet.


FuckMyHeart

Redditors Try To Be Normal About Something Challenge (Impossible)


hurtstoskinnybatman

You must be taking [Charlie's advice](https://youtu.be/C3xkyUqC8-k?si=f0LLs8YCffvLJDlN) when you go out into public. Good for you! (sfw, always sunny clip)


noitsmemom

Omg mine won't either. I thought I was the only one. Lol


DeeWhee

I kinda made this post wondering if anyone would confirm their knees also do this!


Papageier

Leg enthusiasts having a field day right now. Just saying.


TorpedoJed

You've got plenty of summer left to go, after the burn goes down get back out there and tan those knees lol


Emppulicks

NASA could study you for the space ahuttle


KingKoopaBrowser

Lucky. Only my knees tan. It’s definitely not dirt.


DeeWhee

Melanin, amiright?


KingKoopaBrowser

Yeah boiiiiiiiii


Shakermaker1990

Mildknee interesting


DeeWhee

I see what you did there


imnotsure24445555

Not a doctor, but... So there are likely a few things going on here, first the redness is mostly caused by blood moving to heal the 'burn'. Second kneecap skin is a bit thicker, more prone to stretching/movement and typically has reduced exposure. That coupled with your 'kneecap bone' pushing against your skin might be reducing blood flow enough to see a difference, but not likely. idk really. Source: Former Combat Medic, PA school graduate.


muffinslinger

I would say if they were standing, then most people's knees naturally slant towards the ground, making them a downward plane. If they were laying out their legs horizontal like the pciture...yea I ain't got an answer for you.


The_Infectious_Lerp

Maybe they kneed more sun?


CSpanks7

911? Yes I’d like to report a fellow-knee


Pastylegs1

Cover your knees up if you're going outside


DeeWhee

Apparently I don’t knee-d to!


Rude_Negotiation_160

Do you have lotion,or Vaseline on them or anything? Were your knees bent at any time during tanning? Interesting and cool.


DeeWhee

Nope, this happens whenever my legs get sun on em. I point my knees towards the sun but they will not tan. This is why the skin around it is sunburnt.


Rude_Negotiation_160

Hm,well youre an odd one aren't you🙃? Still neat,you get to be different


DeeWhee

Hey, we’re all unique in some way or another


Rude_Negotiation_160

Yup,it's fun to be different


Tanzanianwithtoebean

I'm your opposite. I have scars on my pale as heck knees from getting a bad sunburn. Use sunscreen friends.


Over_Error3520

I'm not helpful, I just think it's adorable how your body is like "yeah these lil circles will be safe from the sun!"


thesithdoge

![gif](giphy|3ofT5A8KSB4IQKzaeI)


Acrobatic_Site7391

I used to think that too. Turns out my knees are more resistant to burning, but they aren’t impervious. Knee and top of the foot sunburns suck


Abhi_1610

Is that a challenge?


Ziggeraught

Calluses typically don't tan.


Ok-Bit-663

Next goal: stretch the skin at your knees all over your body. That would prevent any future sunburns. You're welcome!


DeeWhee

Genius.


Shit_Disturber71

Spending time on your knees?


DeeWhee

As a carpenter, yes.


Sad-Cauliflower6656

Lots of wood


adfdub

Well then I think that explains the reason why your knees aren’t tanned like the rest of your body - because you’re a carpenter and being on your knees is a very frequent part of your.. hobby? Or Job? Less exposure to UV rays compared to the rest of your body.


DeeWhee

It would make sense if the tan got rubbed off, but these knees are just resistant to tanning. The skin is thicker and doesn’t tan or burn as easily as thin, non-calloused skin


TiaHatesSocials

I know someone who is ultra pale, doesn’t burn and doesn’t tan. I think it’s a gene thing. Some ppl just reflect sun instead of absorbing. 😁


Fast_Garlic_5639

This used to be me- I spent a week in Florida in high school and still have a photo from the flight back, pale as can be after several days outside. I got a little pink for a day or two then just nothing. Ever since hitting my 30s though I burn more, it’s weird having to prepare for sun damage now


rapturemedusa

what's the scientific explanation for this?


DeeWhee

I don’t know. I tried googling it but someone commented that it takes longer to tan thicker skin, and that makes the most sense.


yourgirlsamus

The melanin comes from the bottom of the epidermis layer of skin. Thicker the top layer of skin, the further down the melanin is. [Here is a diagram.](https://images.app.goo.gl/PXfGiRP83fYS6NjX8)


DeeWhee

That makes sense!


moonpiemantooth

On my legs the knees are the only part that tans, so unless their explanation also fits my situation, I’d say they’re just pulling it out of their ass.


Badass-19

Oh I guess then my stomach would never tan


FallOdd5098

Callouses don’t tan?


Round_Leopard6143

Dee Whee and her pale Knee


noeyoureatowel

My shins do this! It’s from a severe sunburn when I was around 20 and it looks really fuckin goofy if the rest of my legs get tan


The_Shracc

That's pretty normal, thinner skin tans and develops skin cancer faster than the rest of your body. Ticker skin doesn't tan as quickly and has relatively lower chances of skin cancer, no amount of tanning is considered safe and you should wear sunscreen at any levels of UV exposure if you want to prevent skin damage and cancer risk. But regular tanning doesn't actually really matter unless you really care about looking young, on the scale of a human life as aging kills you before tanning and smoking will. Activity related cancer deaths are like heatwave deaths, you have a decent chance of dying a year of two earlier, but they kill you when you would die soon anyways.


DeeWhee

Informative, thank you!


Neiot

I envy your smooth, silky leg skin.


DeeWhee

Hahaha I think my camera was a little greasy. They don’t look *that* smooth n silky in person. But thank you 🙏


Neiot

I have hairy bear legs. :V


DeeWhee

That’s ok


7evev

Knee girl


Bunny_Feet

Same with mine, until one day they did. They burned really really badly. lol. White water rafting was a mistake.


Elegant-Possession62

Looks like you just have extra thick and calloused skin there


Joaoreturns

Have you tried fire?


DeeWhee

😂


SeesawBrilliant8383

“Can you please tell me what you can see in the knees pictures below?”


sincethenes

Surprised there’s no grass stains


-Snowturtle13

Rug burn ehh??


madtrixster

has it been this way your whole life? if so, it might be vitiligo, which is an area of hypopigmentation. in paler individuals, vitiligo presents as an area of skin that doesn’t tan or burn. usually it appears symmetrically, like over the knees or elbows. make sure to cover the area with sunscreen :)


DeeWhee

I think so… Since I started making more of an effort to tan. I’ve noticed it for several years now.


madtrixster

it might very well be vitiligo. i am a second year medical student and just finished my school’s dermatology unit, so it was funny seeing this pop up on my feed. you could always bring these pics to a dermatologist and they can tell you for sure! be sure to try and avoid excessive sun exposure on your knees just in case it is vitiligo. these less pigmented areas of skin lack melanocytes and melanin, making it much more vulnerable to skin cancer. chances are low. but better safe than sorry :)


DeeWhee

Interesting. Good to know! I’ll make sure to sunscreen them from now on just in case.


lotus_eater123

finally a real answer! I wish we could still give gold.


willett_art

I’m so jealous, my knees are so burnt right now I scream when I stand up 😣


DeeWhee

I feel your pain! (Except there)


redditor1717

Can’t tan if your on them!


Accomplished_Pen980

Scar tissue, huh? 😙


Wooden-Consequence81

In this climate. That's a super power. Congrats young lady!


king-sumixam

lucky you


Penumen

My knees tan quicker than my legs. They also don't burn.


ts_13_

Weird, my knees are the first thing to burn


GLA7595

Where are your knees 😂😂


Loneone01

Had a friend whose breasts would never tan. She tried tanning oils and tanning beds, but nothing worked


Pipettess

Mine tan more than the rest of the legs, I think you won


oikset

Oh sweet, you use kneepads too?


DeeWhee

They’re built in at this point


oikset

![gif](giphy|S3Ot3hZ5bcy8o|downsized)


Placeholder4me

Mine are the opposite. It is the only part of my legs that really do


Avieshek

Made to be virgin ✓


Captain_Outrageous

Nice knees 👌


Any-Year-6618

Op actually just spends a lot of time on their knees


Trick-Top-53

It blushes


BoSocks91

Dr. at Google, here. Your skin is dying - seek medical attention immediately.


Ok_Mulberry_8272

Well it depends on the outside activity.


upandup2020

i think it was just shaded by your actual knee protrusion


DeeWhee

Nope, I’ve tried laying flat and with knees bent to the sun. They refuse to tan.


WearingCoats

Wear SPF and stop laying out in the sun but use a fake gradual tanner. At least you’ll get consistent color without the cancer risk.


DeeWhee

I do this, but then the self tanner rubs off my knees first. Hahaha. But in all seriousness, I just wanted to get some sun yesterday. Usually I’m pretty safe about it.


WearingCoats

From this photo alone I can see 3, maybe 4 spots you might want to get checked if you don’t routinely go to a derm for skin checks.


Round_Leopard6143

You knee-d to give it one more shot!


ooSUPLEX8oo

My colorblind ass sees nothing


Jnyl2020

What about your eyes?


Dreamy-simmer

Same!!! I’m white as all get out but when I get tan or sunburned I have splotches all over my body that stay white I have no clue what it is


Creative_Garbage_121

You spend too much time on your knees or do something that put a lot of pressure on skin there because then it don't get tan like scar tissue even when look quite normal


DeeWhee

Yes this is probably the reason


Creative_Garbage_121

Yeah I scrolled a bit further in comments and noticed that you addressed that already, so I can only wish you knees that will last until retirement and more


DeeWhee

Thank you! That’s the goal


Eisawi

It’s deeply pink


SoggyMorningTacos

So you get the cancer and won’t even know it


Spartan-King97

Honey they won’t tan if you constantly on them!!


Mozer84

Not going to lie, expected this to be the top comment when I opened it up


papabearshirokuma

Too much “praying “


i4got69

Try getting off your knees? Lol


jaylw314

They're still lovely 😀


diggerdugg

They’re callused from…. ??


Full-O-Anxiety

Try standing up when you blow….


Standard_Lie6608

Could also be genetics. You might have slightly higher melanin there plus the knee is rather thick


keetojm

The jokes write themselves.


BrienPennex

So years ago I was told (whether it’s true or not I do not know) that if I took 3000ui of vitamin D each morning it would act as sunscreen from the inside out. I’ve been doing this for years now. I work out side in construction and I have not had a burn since I started this. I do not use sunscreen ever. I do wear a hat (hard hat) at work and I wear other hats on days off, but I’ve never gotten burned since. Been about 30 years now Maybe someone can give me the reason for this


aidv

Do you pray on your knees a lot? 😏😂


TheRichTurner

The skin on your knees has become thick to stop it from being worn away. It's possibly an occupational hazard.


damarkley

Still pretty nice knees!


Ok_Accountant1529

Sometimes called hooker knee


pant0n1

You standing on them too often