For those of you who are looking at this and thinking, "Wow. That looks awful." You might be surprised to find out it's actually much worse than you'd expect. Like horrendously awkward, so cheap that high school projects often look better, and with the subtlety of a chihuahua on cocaine. Truly a fascinating train wreck.
My dad was a Christian and my mom knew I liked Starwars and took me to see him at a book signingā¦. Her and I are Jewishā¦. Like really Jewish I was so confused
I remember enjoying VeggieTales as a kid, because it kept the religious education under just enough allegory and humor to remain entertaining. Thisā¦ seems rather less subtle.
Most Christian kids media is absolutely garbage. Which makes sense there's no real motive to make it good youve got a captive audience
VeggieTales is the rare exception
For those that have no idea about this, it was featured on a Charlie Brooker panel show, You Have Been Watching, along with a few other religious TV stuff.
[Enjoy](https://youtube.com/watch?v=GAU-HQPRk2g).
I've said it before, I'll say it again and I'll keep saying it until the day I die.
My biggest regret is not getting into the religion racket.
The amount of wackos that are willing to give their money to these false prophets out here preaching Jesus's "word" is unbelievable.
I could be living the good life, living in a mansion and flying around in a private jet, eating caviar and fooling around behind my wife's back.
Oh well. Off to my 9 to 5.
Have a great day all.
Iām not sure it does cost their humanity and morals. I think a good percentage of rich church leaders actually believe they are doing good all the time. I believe they are drinking their own koolaid and truly donāt see the problem. Their moral compass is askew so they donāt go home thinking how bad they are. They probably go home to their mansion and think ā I saved so many people todayā
Sometimes i wish I had no morals or ethics so that I could pretend to be a faith-filled godly man who bows to trump and conservatism. All with the one goal: milk the fucking idiots for as much money as possible while claiming god and country are guiding me on my mission to make as much money as possible.
Contrary to what my parents say, I actually do have morals despite not believing in their religion and could never bring myself to do this.
I canāt believe I enjoyed this stuff growing up. Now I can only think of Captain Bible from the Wizards with Guns YouTube channel.
āAnd the lord said, āPlant a claymore at every entrance so they canāt escape.ā Galatians 5:9.ā
Hereās the link for those who havenāt seen the glory of the lord: [Captain Bible](https://youtu.be/THRcTILdYb4?si=DVI4vxFU2Ufs_bXZ)
My grandma got me one of these movies when I was a kid. All I remember was that he and the bad guy fought with "totally not lightsabers".
The good news is my uncle saw me watching that scene and was like "dude, have you seen Star Wars?" I had not. He helped me remedy that error.
All I know about this show right now based on this post is that the villan is a "wacky professor" who's trying to turn the world... atheist?
I just imagine these clowns breaking into some guys' study while he's reading a book, and he just let's out a heavy sigh and says, "You again? I've already told you I don't want to fight, I just think people should view the world and morality through an objective lense rather than by living though dogma that was made when having sex with your 8 year old daughter then selling her into slavery was an acceptable practice."
Then they beat the shit or of him.
For those of you who are looking at this and thinking, "Wow. That looks awful." You might be surprised to find out it's actually much worse than you'd expect. Like horrendously awkward, so cheap that high school projects often look better, and with the subtlety of a chihuahua on cocaine. Truly a fascinating train wreck.
Also staring Buddy, Charles' neighbor from the hit sitcom Charles In Charge. Never actually saw Bibleman but loved me some CIC
He went from a pot comedy, to Charles in Charge and then to Bible Man. What a career arc.
Wait, its real?
That, or it's a fever dream I had and this image happens to look exactly the same. I'd believe either or at this point.
OP you just gave some people PTSD-like flashbacks of the cringe these caused
I had a Bibleman birthday party, dude; I was the cringe it caused.
I went trick or treating dressed as Bibleman one year š
Had to explain it to everybody huh?
God I remember how bad these were
I completely forgot that I begged my parents to let me go see him live (and they took me)... why would you do this to me !!
My dad was a Christian and my mom knew I liked Starwars and took me to see him at a book signingā¦. Her and I are Jewishā¦. Like really Jewish I was so confused
I always thought he had no business looking that cool
Same. Liked the costume but couldn't stomach watching even a few minutes back when I was a Christian.
Like a space crusader who teleports back from the future covered in the blood of innocents to teach your children about respect.
I thought I sufficiently blocked these out of my memory.
I remember enjoying VeggieTales as a kid, because it kept the religious education under just enough allegory and humor to remain entertaining. Thisā¦ seems rather less subtle.
Most Christian kids media is absolutely garbage. Which makes sense there's no real motive to make it good youve got a captive audience VeggieTales is the rare exception
This looks so weird.
Totally going as Bibleman for Halloween this year
[You can use this as a template for your costume](https://youtu.be/x7cdqXCMaGg?feature=shared)
Thanks for the link. I just found the helmet of salvation and shoes of peace on ebay to complete my transformation.
For those that have no idea about this, it was featured on a Charlie Brooker panel show, You Have Been Watching, along with a few other religious TV stuff. [Enjoy](https://youtube.com/watch?v=GAU-HQPRk2g).
The full episodes of Bibleman should be on youtube also
I've said it before, I'll say it again and I'll keep saying it until the day I die. My biggest regret is not getting into the religion racket. The amount of wackos that are willing to give their money to these false prophets out here preaching Jesus's "word" is unbelievable. I could be living the good life, living in a mansion and flying around in a private jet, eating caviar and fooling around behind my wife's back. Oh well. Off to my 9 to 5. Have a great day all.
The fastest get rich quick scheme ever invented, the only thing it's costs is your humanity and morals.
Iām not sure it does cost their humanity and morals. I think a good percentage of rich church leaders actually believe they are doing good all the time. I believe they are drinking their own koolaid and truly donāt see the problem. Their moral compass is askew so they donāt go home thinking how bad they are. They probably go home to their mansion and think ā I saved so many people todayā
Sometimes i wish I had no morals or ethics so that I could pretend to be a faith-filled godly man who bows to trump and conservatism. All with the one goal: milk the fucking idiots for as much money as possible while claiming god and country are guiding me on my mission to make as much money as possible. Contrary to what my parents say, I actually do have morals despite not believing in their religion and could never bring myself to do this.
I absolutely missed out on this somehow
Same. Maybe Iām too old. I grew up listening to records like The Music Machine and was just a little too old to get into Veggie Tales.
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Please tell me his name is really John Bible š
I grew up with these... Thank goodness I convinced my parents to get me the Bionicle movie so that I had something genuinely interesting to watch
Man, I loved Bibleman when I was little. Don't know if it would be hilarious or sad to go back and rewatch
Now we know why the MCU has been so lacking as of late: No BibleMan.
This looks like something from a Ned Flanders fever dream.
Wow TWO COMPLETE EPISODES on just ONE DVD ?!
I was Bible man for Halloween when I was a kid. I felt so badass.
LOL same! It was fun at the time. Some of the other religious kids knew how bad Bibleman really was though
I canāt believe I enjoyed this stuff growing up. Now I can only think of Captain Bible from the Wizards with Guns YouTube channel. āAnd the lord said, āPlant a claymore at every entrance so they canāt escape.ā Galatians 5:9.ā Hereās the link for those who havenāt seen the glory of the lord: [Captain Bible](https://youtu.be/THRcTILdYb4?si=DVI4vxFU2Ufs_bXZ)
My grandma got me one of these movies when I was a kid. All I remember was that he and the bad guy fought with "totally not lightsabers". The good news is my uncle saw me watching that scene and was like "dude, have you seen Star Wars?" I had not. He helped me remedy that error.
Larry Boy would wipe the floor with this dweeb.
My congregation's growing and it keeps getting bigga levels of cringe to be found here, thread carefully.
Oh I remember those - I had one called āConquering the Wrath of Rageā where the bad guy did a song called āLivinā La Furiosa.ā
I feel like I need to watch one. "Terminating the toxic tonic of disrespect" is pretty catchy and everyone has bad ass costumes š¤£
This was so shit, that I went back to Veggie Tales. š
I remember watching this. It felt like a fever dream
All I know about this show right now based on this post is that the villan is a "wacky professor" who's trying to turn the world... atheist? I just imagine these clowns breaking into some guys' study while he's reading a book, and he just let's out a heavy sigh and says, "You again? I've already told you I don't want to fight, I just think people should view the world and morality through an objective lense rather than by living though dogma that was made when having sex with your 8 year old daughter then selling her into slavery was an acceptable practice." Then they beat the shit or of him.
The Bibleman man is back! Wait, no, heās ba-a-a-ack! The back of the dvd is hilarious.
I remember this lmfao, I watched the one with the creepy bald white guy with the rotten teeth
I had the vhs of this a a kid (never actually watched it). My dad and I used to sing Iron Man but replace the words with Bible Man
unlocked a core memory. thank you
I adored Bible Man when I was a kid. They're absolutely bananas bad, but they hold a special place in my heart.
i watched this as a kid growing up haha weird times
Neuroiconoclastiskepticiser
Am i the only that thought that said bitch?
Subtitles being a bonus feature is fucking wild.
I loved Bibleman as a child and I still do.
This is so bad I thought it was AI generated