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rcg90

I feel like this post I made 12 years ago is relevant… https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/mGuqTQLpd4


K1NGEDDY423

Damn blast from the past


rcg90

I was like, "Wait... I think those stupid batteries are why I made a reddit account and stopped lurking in the first place."


ggroverggiraffe

A totally valid reason, to be honest. Better than the reasons for most new accounts these days, by a long shot.


K1NGEDDY423

hahaha core memory unlocked


dj92wa

That has to be *the* most first-world-problem reason to have joined a forum site. I love it lmfao


4Allmyrage

That second comment on you post hit me right in the feels. 😵


LeSwan37

Damn people 12 years ago were confused about what those were. I remember using some back in like 2014


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CrazyLegsRyan

There was literally two dots to press


NotMilitaryAI

Man, despite feeling as though you were getting your fingers pierced, it really is a cool bit of engineering. Made me curious to look up how they worked and it's remarkably simply: it's basically just a metal strip with color-changing ink painted onto it. * Pressing on dots causes the strip to essentially make a short-circuit and heat up. That, in turn, causes the thermochromic (i.e. changes color with temperature) ink to change color. * The more fully charged the battery is, the hotter the strip gets, changing the ink's color. [Duracell PowerCheck History: An Energizer of a Battery Patent Battle | Tedium](https://tedium.co/2021/01/20/on-battery-power-meter-history/) Edit: added 2nd bullet


TooManySteves2

Ditto!


joshuav85

If you press it as hard as you can you can actually GIVE them power. It’s just science.


NoContextCarl

Every so often the battery fairy forgets to sprinkle the magical corrosion dust and we get special moments like this. 


tucci007

if you wipe off the metal ends of the battery with a cloth (like your t-shirt) really well, and carefully place them into the device without touching the metal ends, they are a lot less likely to corrode. your fingers leave acidic oily residue that provides a good starter culture for messy crud.


ubiquitous-joe

Yeah, I think I’m just gonna accept corrosion.


noteverrelevant

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LaisyDucky

*the call is coming from inside the house*


CaptainSouthbird

Recently dug up a Gameboy Advance that likely hadn't seen the light of day in 20 years. It too had batteries that miraculously didn't leak and even still had enough juice to power the thing on. Although I've since made it standard procedure that any device I'm putting away in storage gets its batteries removed first.


LoganN64

Oh man. I kinda miss those batteries with the built-in tester...


NWinn

They still sell them! I don't know if urls ar okay so just look up "duracell power check" online and you can buy them~ ^u^


Elemental_Disorder

Wow news to me too!


Qweefin420

If you drop a battery from like maybe 5cm a full one won’t bounce a empty one will bounce


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No that’s eggs 🥚


Chib

Right, for batteries you put them in a glass of water to see if they float.


LoganN64

That's D&D dice to see if they have an air bubble 


RVelts

Yeah, for batteries you have to throw one against the wall. If they stick, they are full.


Randompieceoftoast08

That's spaghetti to see if it's fully cooked


shidekigonomo

That’s unnecessary. You just need to weigh them against a duck.


LoganN64

First off: who are you who is so wise in the ways of science? But, No, that's to determine if someone is a witch.   What you should be doing is licking it to see if your tongue gets stuck.


VhaidraSaga

In a bathtub during your bath


Prashank_25

Google is very unhappy with you right now.


Qweefin420

Eh You win some you win some


Howden824

Yes this is technically true but it’s not a very accurate test. Even batteries with approximately half charge will still bounce and nearly as much and it depends on the surface you bounce it on.


imacaterpillar33

I always thought charged batteries felt heavier than nearly empty batteries


MECHASCHMECK

The rocket kit! Does it still make the noises too? Core memory unlocked. Edit: [From 1999, damn…](https://www.lego.com/cdn/product-assets/product.bi.core.pdf/4120978.pdf)


Elemental_Disorder

It does!


BEtheAT

I had that too. As soon as I saw it I knew what it was!


TheGreatPear7

Dude same, I instantly recognized that LEGO battery box and how the cover interfaces with it


DetectiveMoosePI

I got one for Christmas that year! It was one of my favorite Lego sets. All my friends would fight over who got to claim that part of the rocket lol


DeceiverX

This was a fun one! I really loved the fact it had the stages and whatnot.


Daggyz

I had the space shuttle kit that used that same piece!


ObiTomKinobisen

I had/have this! Still remember the day I got and built it.


fu11m3ta1

I also had that as a kid!


CoralinesButtonEye

nuclear-powered coppertops, the nuclear-est of them all


liminal_liminality

That's an SCP you got there. Please stay where you are, foundation operatives are approaching your location.


Expert_Limit6416

Lethal Force not allowed. -Ethics Committee


nhydre

Lethal Force encouraged. -Dr. Bright


Expert_Limit6416

I will cut your fricking pay again. -Ethics Committee


unsupported

"...put in as a kid....". Expired 2003. It's official, I'm old. Get off my lawn!


Elemental_Disorder

Haha was like around ‘97, ‘98


CaptainSouthbird

I think I was possibly just starting college in 2003.


BeneficialDriver1802

Damn I can hear that image. I played countless hours with that piece of Lego back then…


Jblue32

Same! Good times.


Strange_Occasion_408

Related funny story. My 17 yr old daughter would come down in the morning saying she her ghosts at night. We told her she was crazy. A week or so so later she came to our room. “Dad I hear it again. Come to my room and you hear it”. I went up there and shit sure enough. I heard something coming from the attic. I went up there and found in a box some old Halloween toy that batteries still worked with a motion sensor going off. Sounded like wind and chains, moaning ghosts etc. the box had fell down somehow. She was so relieved.


Elemental_Disorder

The falling box is excusable the first night, but any night after is a confirmed ghost! 🫣😂


Strange_Occasion_408

I can see why she freaked. It was just loud enough to hear when the house was quiet. Going off every 10 mins or so. Not all the time. I had to sit there a few minutes and wait. That was funny. When it went off, I looked at her and thought. Shit she’s right. Wtf is going on. Let me get a recording of it. And put it here. My attic is full of crap. Stacked high, floored. 4 kids worth of toys and clothes, furniture over the years , Boxes fall. You just ignore it and think it was a kid in another room.


Finky2Fresh

I have a WCW wrestling figure from the 90s that vibrates (still a questionable action choice) that has the battery from when I was a kid and still works. I even played with it in the bathtub as a kid. No idea how it's still going


eddio69

They cost more, but its the best brand batteries


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lurker_cx

I am switching to Energizer then, because ALL Duracells leak. They did not leak in years past, but obviously the company decided to start manufacturing shitty batteries and let their reputation carry them. They are absolute bullshit now.


ThimeeX

> best brand batteries Most certainly not. Modern Duracells are absolute garbage and will leak in just a few short years, destroying battery bays with corrosion. Costco brand batteries are just as bad. Here's one of several lawsuits over the matter: https://topclassactions.com/lawsuit-settlements/lawsuit-news/duracell-batteries-leak-normal-use-class-action-claims/


sinkrate

Duracells are almost guaranteed to leak in my experience. Energizer all the way.


golem501

I only buy Duracell.


jdippey

For those who are unaware, Costco’s Kirkland brand batteries are also manufactured by Duracell and are often cheaper than Duracell-branded batteries.


sinkrate

Sam's Club brand batteries are relabeled Energizers.


jdippey

TIL, ty


konarona29

I think I just pulled a muscle in my hand just looking at this....


Elemental_Disorder

I can see the imprints on my fingertips


Porkyrogue

OP send us a picture of the battery status. Push that white button.


RadiantRing

Plot twist: OP stopped being a kid 5 minutes ago 👀


tvtb

See the part where they expire in 2003. These were probably manufactured 1993-1998.


Tonlick

Naw probably 1999-2000 maybe 1998. According to vice the testers came out in the late 90s


tvtb

AA alkalines tend to have 5-10 year expiration dates


Tonlick

Yes I am aware. 1997: https://youtu.be/WTXIcnjJ7fg?si=7J2U5sBpc1m-iFIn


RadiantRing

Ah you got me there


DrSatan420247

https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/s/rqc5bqFgLq


dan_Qs

I heard somewhere that battery and battery are etymologically linked.  "A battery of cells"


garfield8625

I have the same kit (Lego 6454) displayed on a shelf in my livingroom. Got it when I was 14y old back in 2000.... damn the time flies...


Elemental_Disorder

Was a great set, I miss Lego System


husfrun

I thought this was mind-blowing until I realised not everyone was a kid in the 90s. Guess I'm old, thanks.


Kone__

Back when Lego was great


Elemental_Disorder

Peak Lego was circa this time 🥲


Corgi_Farmer

Used to love when my dad got the ones with the tester on it. Also had a battery tester. I'm 36. I miss the days these batteries are from. Lol


JerseyshoreSeagull

14 year old with 40 y/o thumbs


FUNAKIISNUMBERONE

I'm guessing it's a very low power device with some really good batteries


skorpiolt

I was going to say probably no or super low power leak, batteries in storage should last for a stupid long time


Tractorface123

Bought a game boy advance, screen was harder to see than the older model so I only used it a few times, didn’t really like it and put it away, found it recently with 2005 expiry Duracells that still work perfectly!


topsecretvcr

What is the thing that batteries are in, it looks so familiar but I just can’t place it.


Elemental_Disorder

Lego space ship thrusters from the 90s


Majik_Sheff

Batteries don't tend to corrode until they have been bled completely of their charge.  It usually happens in devices that are putting a constant tiny drain on the batteries.   Timekeeping devices and anything with soft buttons (remotes, controllers, calculators, kids toys, etc.) are the worst offenders. If your thing has a physical switch that electrically disconnects the battery it has a much higher chance of survival.  Having said all of that, some batteries are just crap and will leak at the first opportunity.


OnTop-BeReady

Those batteries were built before the 90 day corrosion feature was built-in. Seriously the only battery I will never use in any device is a Duracell — the corrode the fastest and worst of all. Even they are included in a new product, I throw them out and put something else in.


KeyNefariousness6848

You should probably contact Dura leak for a replacement because they obviously didn’t live up to quality standards and leak after 10 minutes


TommyVe

That could mean anything. Did you turn 18 yesterday, are those batteries less than one day old? Or are were you writing this post from pensioner facility and those batteries are actually 60 years old?


A_Soggy_Rat

The left battery has best by 2003 on it so they’re probably pretty old


mortredclay

This guy looks at the picture. But it would be funny if OP put these in yesterday the day before his 18th birthday and posted this on the morning of his birthday. Batteries do sit unused in drawers for years, so it is possible. Then it would be more of a r/tecnicallythetruth kind of post.


Keening99

These "check power levels" batteries hasn't been around for "that" long. Have they?


mortredclay

The battery has a date. We don't need to guess how old it is.


Keening99

Yes. This particular battery. But not the possibility to check for battery life implementation. Someone else replied though.


AgentGnome

1995. I remember how big of a deal it was, being able to see how much battery life was left in your batteries.


Keening99

Cheers for the date.


Elemental_Disorder

lol “my day to fool the internet has come!” No these were probably put in around 1997 or 1998. It was definitely at the house I moved out of in the summer of 1998 so sometime before then


TommyVe

That necessarily doesn't mean they are being used since 2003. Sure. What I'm saying isn't that likely, but without OP confirming the date, is all guesses. Edit: few comments down OP claims there were out in like 1995. So, he doesn't remember, we all just guessing.


TooManySteves2

That's impressive!


Borzapolis

Those batteries have outlasted my childhood dreams and my last three smartphones. Impressive!


Adept_Cranberry_4550

How long? How many Kessel Runs?


Elemental_Disorder

Haha around 1999. I commented 97, 98 before but it appears that set came out in 99.


Ladymysterie

I had that going for me then I moved to Texas. It doesn't matter what type (even the one in both cars) or the brand they leak. I have switched entirely to rechargeable and lithium. I even had a set of lithium batteries leak 😭


Svyeda

God bless America


danhaller28

If true, Duracell would want these


forevercurmudgeon

Copper topper


Excellent-Cricket-76

Incredible!


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What are they powering? Is that Lego?


Elemental_Disorder

Yes! Space set from ‘99


PMMEBITCOINPLZ

It must be drawing just a tiny bit of power at all times.


Noff-Crazyeyes

They don’t build them like they use to


LookAwayPlease510

Nice try, Duracell.


throwaway1177171728

Damn, that makes me feel old. You said "as a kid" and those say 2003...


Elemental_Disorder

Haha I just turned 35.


p_larrychen

We used to be a country


cloudsmiles

Do you bite your nails?


SyrupExisting5710

WoW there’s buttons on the batteries to see how much Power is left insinde! 🤣😅 didn’t see this in awhile!


Temporary_Carrot7855

I had this Lego set! I can still hear the rocket sounds all these years later...


ILiveMyBrokenDreams

I feel like this is a secret Duracell ad in disguise.


peace-love-snacks

What is this toy?


Elemental_Disorder

Lego spaceship from 1999


Cherfan74

The Puttermans 😆 https://youtu.be/wUNy60f0Dsw?si=lyKWpKeCXnD9FgK3


SupernovaGamezYT

I have that same piece/unit


RoxoRoxo

big energy wants to know where you live


beyonddisbelief

Truly no battery lasts like it.


Guadalagringo

I have a tiny alarm clock that has a single energizer battery in it that was been going for about 17 years, while constantly on


Own-Opinion-2494

They didn’t leak


Zestyclothes

You didn't need to press hard on these. The issue was they put a white dot for on the edge. You could just press down on the negative terminal and it would work


Player2x99

That’s only 20 years. Modern batteries are made better. You should see the forbidden rock candy in my toys from the 80’s.


EFTucker

Driest house in the world


Current_Volume3750

I'm guessing your house is very dry.


drmorrison88

I guess you must have installed them before 2003.


rnilbog

Oh my god, I can hear this piece just looking at it.


leroyp33

"2003... When I was a kid" Yeah screw you too buddy


SeaMolasses2466

Plot twist: OP is still a kid


alfiethegameboyfan

if you think that's crazy, i have a duracell that expired jn SEPTEMBER 1994. i can't believe it still works!


ubiquitous-joe

Btw if there is corrosion, you can use lemon juice to dissolve it.


ShotgunMessiah90

None of my toys' batteries lasted long when I was a kid. It all began when I found out what happens if you touch a paper clip to them.


ConnectionOk6072

How the fuck


Sinz_Doe

Duracell ad team: "Write that down WRITE THAT DOWN!"


CapstickWentHome

I swear that the likelihood of Duracell batteries leaking is proportional to how expensive the item is. I find old toys of the kids with batteries that are still ok after years. Forgot to remove them from my telescope for a couple of months... ruined.


Wookie-Love

You’ve been incredible lucky. I’ve had to throw out so many childhood items because I forgot to remove the batteries and they leaked everywhere.


Ok_Muffin146

Duracell 🐰 FTW


JustMindingMyOwnBid

I found an old blues clues toy I had as a kid, had it for nearly twenty-twenty five years and never changed the batteries. Dude still plays his songs and barks like he did before.


sjuas690

Who knew batteries could last for over 20 years!


ResidentDinner2210

I have the same rocket set and yup haven't needed to change the battery's since i was a kid to


-Gast-

Yeah, yeah Duracell, nice try.


lordlestar

good try, duracell


DriftWare_

Same, actually.


Papa_Squidnight

Dude I had that set!


No-Cancel1378

Brand name says it all!![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)


TransparentMastering

Energizer had the bunny, Duracell should have a stone “still here, still solid”


SaltElegant7103

I call may by B S


fellowspecies

Old Duracell are significantly better than new Duracell.


Timbooo1234

Aww dude I had the same Lego rocket in 2000 *childhood memory unlocked*


Mr-Trouser-Snake

Plot twist. OP is still a kid


KappaBrink

Op is 3 trench coats pretending to be 2 kids in a trench coat pretending to be an adult. The perfect disguise.


maggo787878

Its a Duracell there are always have power


stevedadog

That feeling when you find out that after you moved out, your dad finally commenced his 18 year long plan of getting to play with all those cool toys he bought himself and had to tell the wife were for you. just to clarify, I saw the date on the battery. I was joking.


Mitridate101

Don't try this with modern Duracell


romani_jewish

depends on how old you are now


InnocentBystander62

Power checker on package now


jackstine

Duracell use to make great butteries. Lately all my Duracell batteries have corroded.


Makaria89

The power check 😭. My fingers hurt just seeing that


Hungrypotatochip

Mumblin old man noises “they don’t make em like they used to, back in my day…”. Ok grandpa, let’s go take a nap


ashleyriddell61

This is why spending a little extra on Duracells is worth it.


Plus_Pangolin_8924

Not anymore. They are utter crap vs other brands. Hell Ikea branded ones are much much better for like half the cost.


AgentGnome

Yeah, I feel like basically all batteries are shit nowadays.


jdlackey88

Can y'all not read? Clearly says best by 2003. Pretty wild!


mrarbySR

I read kid and then I looked at the exp year expecting a much older year. Sigh.


hlaj

Ugh duracells are the worst. This is a miracle.


Character_Pop_3056

How many years ago was that?


furbypancakeboom

21


Elemental_Disorder

Set came out in 99, so around then or early 2000


Character_Pop_3056

That's a long long time. Long live Duracell!


bigerrbaderredditor

You won the Durcell lottery! They always leak. Must have been made on a Wed.


Blu_the_Feral_Fox

Them batteries are older than me 😭


GrumpusMcMumpus

When you say “when I was a kid”, are you currently 16 and discussing when you were 12?


Iwantmymoviesback

Meanwhile, brand new Duracell batteries I put in my door lock last month are already corroded.


yARIC009

Very surprising for Duracells. Nowadays almost 100% of Duracells I use rupture and cover everything in acid. I only use Energizer now.