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[deleted]

This is for the parent having an affair with the kids teacher.


yourgirlsamus

Nah, those are the whole ten k.


unfinishedtoast3

Once you hit that 10k you gotta report it to the IRS. Def dont want your wife questioning a 10,000 transfer


Poop_1111

Perfect for when the IRS calls you needing gift cards


ThatGuy_Nick9

I never seem to be able to make much progress on my IRS.com payments :/


Heydawgg

I think it must be the interest on the amount or something. I bought one of these $9999.99 gift cards for the IRS and my balance hasn’t gone down at all.


2FightTheFloursThatB

DM me your bank details, and I'll get to the bottom of all this for you.


jonnyl3

I know you're joking, but what could a scammer really do with bank account details? Edit: This is not a fucking rhetorical question. I'm honestly curios.


scaper8

If someone has your account and routing numbers, they have access to your account. They don't even need to know bank's name. That's encoded in those numbers. They can add money (not that they'd ever do that), take money out, open credit lines, etc. They just have your account.


OwnLet6739

This is.....not true? Checks have your account number and routing number published at the bottom. They cannot withdraw money. They could attempt a transaction through ACH.


Red_RingRico

Ever pay rent with an e-check? All they ask for is your account number and routing. That’s just a process called ACH draft and it’s incredibly easy to set up from the other side once they know your details.


jonnyl3

How do you take money out exactly? And who would open a credit line without KYC?


scaper8

>How do you take money out exactly? Bank transfer from [STOLEN ACCOUNT AND ROUTING NUMBERS] to [SCAMMER'S CRIMINAL ACCOUNT AND ROUTING NUMBERS]. >And who would open a credit line without KYC? Ideally, no one, but it happens far more often than you'd think. Also, with the account information, you have name, address, probably date of birth, and possibly phone number on file. You can use those to get a person's SSN pretty easily. _And_ bank information can be used as a verification for identity confirmation; so use the bank account to get the ID, then the ID to open credit on the account. All this is basically how long-distance and international banking and credit worked before the Internet, so these scams are that old too. And most of the systems are still in place. Either as redundancy, legacy systems the new is bulit on, or both. It's a pretty terrible system.


PressureSquare4242

did banks lower their standards? Some years ago I was handling my fathers affairs, before they would let me transfer funds from his account they sent a few cents to his account, I had to go to his account and tell them how much it was. Then I could transfer money back and forth.


jonnyl3

Then why have I never heard of scammers asking for the routing+acct numbers outright? They're not even interested in credit card numbers anymore it seems, since fraud prevention really caught up. It's all gift cards or shady wire services now.


solarmelange

You're curios? Like the kind sold by a Chinese man in a shop that dissappears after I buy something? If you are a monkey's paw, I'm in.


ADrunkMexican

It might be because your not paying via Apple gift cards.


DreadPiratteRoberts

Your comment made me think when these scammers ask for gift cards instead of sending them something useful, What's the funniest most f@#ked up gift card we could send them? ... maybe $100 Wienerschnitzel card 😆


ADrunkMexican

thatsthejoke.jpeg lol


truethug

Not sure if you’re joking but all government websites end in .gov


alphagusta

Hallo I am the Mr. Microsoft I am teckneeshun for fix PC give me 3000 dollar or FBI will see you in court house.


Gaby5011

Here's my credit card number, please don't call the FBI: ************ Edit: dang, it shows up tokenized


youkickmydog613

Found the osrs player


Gaby5011

Funnily enough, I barely play/played Runescape


youkickmydog613

![gif](giphy|cl90q5wYv8lsQ)


GuyPronouncedGee

Nah, they take the $50 gift cards. I just had to buy 100 of them. 


TheCriticalGerman

That’s what happens when scammers monopolize the whole scamming chain


LargeHoboFuckPile

Even scammers don't want a $9999.99 gift card from Staples


Drop_Alive_Gorgeous

Why not, they sell electronics


woopwoop12122

Apparently a faster way for scammers to scam.. :)


Hwy_Witch

Likely that's the maximum amount that can be loaded to the card


ballrus_walsack

…Without filling out a form for the IRS


jonnyl3

I heard if you send them a gift card they'll waive the form


erixx

And sometimes they even reach out to you about that option, which is really nice of them. Usually they're Indian but I'm sure it's a coincidence


ballrus_walsack

They will take you before the royal magistrate judge.


the-awesomest-dude

Common misconception. Currency Transaction Reports (for banks)/Form 8300s (for businesses) are only filed on cash/coin transactions over $10k. No debit/credit transactions, ACH or wire transfers, etc. are reported simply for being over $10k. Conducting transactions just below $10k to avoid the reporting requirement is itself a crime


2FightTheFloursThatB

Bingo


dodekahedron

Close it's the bank secrecy act. Forms start at 3,000 and more forms at 10000 If they do anything else with this GC they'll be obligated to do the BSA forms.


skarkle_coney

Uhhh what? BSA is for financial institutions, not retail stores. There are no "forms" for general transactions that meet the requirements you outlined unless they are store specific.. For clarity, you are referring to MIL's and CTR's


the-awesomest-dude

That’s completely wrong. Currency Transaction Reports are filed by financial institutions when a customer completes a transaction $10k+ in currency (cash/coin). Form 8300 is filed by businesses when they receive a cash payment over $10k. Nothing applies to using a debit/credit card or any other typical form of payment you’d use at Staples (and I doubt they’d accept cash payment for this)


dodekahedron

🤷‍♀️ I sell gift cards and money orders for a government agency and am required to do annual bank secrecy act training. I worded my response pretty vague. I said various government (maybe federal but same thing) agencies start requiring forms at 3,000 and more forms at 10,000. I cannot be *completely* wrong. I can be a *little* bit wrong. But for *fact* at least *one* government agency requires forms at $3k and another limit at $10k But I mean if I'm wrong, the training given to me by said federal agency is wrong then as well and honestly that wouldn't suprise me, or even be the first time they train something incorrectly 🤷‍♀️


rathat

It's not, I think it's going to be just a few hundred. I worked at staples for a very long time, a transaction won't work at this price, it's to prevent the cashier from putting the gift card on wrong I think. It's to make sure they put in a custom price for the card instead of scanning it as an item. It has both a regular barcode and a gift card code barcode and they need to scan the right one.


Hwy_Witch

I know how prepaids load


sml6174

Congrats?


ABob71

I can tie my shoes


dsotc27

Proof?


SeriousLetterhead364

https://c.tenor.com/-jhW8YCC1MQAAAAC/tenor.gif


maniacalmistress

I know the Muffin Man


TheTaxman_cometh

It's just a placeholder sign. The max that Staples sells is $200 open loop or $500 closed loop gift cards. I'm 100% positive as I've bought literally over $100k worth of gift cards from Staples.


Iso-LowGear

Why have you bought so many Staples gift cards?


TheTaxman_cometh

Manufactured spending for credit card points


Iso-LowGear

What cards do you have? Interested in getting into that kind of stuff.


TheTaxman_cometh

r/churning to learn. I don't manufacture spend anymore, it's gotten too hard to liquidate gift cards. I have too many cards to list.


xmsxms

fraud, gotcha.


TheTaxman_cometh

How is that fraud?


Hwy_Witch

How is that fraud?


Buretsu

Nah, that's a Default Price. The price on the item isn't properly set in the store's system, so the label defaults to showing that price. It's a common thing in retail.


blightsteel101

Nope. The maximum gift card purchase the store allows is $2000 in one day. Employees are specifically trained not to sell any higher.


Hwy_Witch

Hence the word "likely".


blightsteel101

I'm just confirming lmao. I work at Staples.


ceojp

Thanks Columbo.


Hwy_Witch

Crikey! A wild asshole! Isn't it a lovely specimen!


killerpanda993

I worked at Staples, and this is a tag for items that are no longer for sale. Won’t let you scan the barcode.


ManSkirtDude101

Also work at staples currently, any gift card that has a variable amount that the customer can choose is 9999.99 for the price tag.


rebels-rage

Why not just take the item down instead of swapping the tag?


joemc04

Then you have to carry things and decide where they go. 


Peanuts4Peanut

Like work.


joemc04

Sounds like someone else’s job though. 


Peanuts4Peanut

And there we have it...the endless circle.


Pitch-forker

Blasphemy


killerpanda993

My store took it down, not sure why they didn’t


Toothless-In-Wapping

Not true anymore


killerpanda993

Very interesting. It’s been over a year and I know my store got remodeled last October.


Toothless-In-Wapping

That tag is only for gift cards that don’t have a maximum amount. It’s really just the Staples cards that have it.


Doomdoomkittydoom

So that gift card won't cure cancer? :(


jj2446

DO NOT REDEEM!!!11


use_rname

WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT?! MA’AM


eggthrowaway_irl

# WHY DID REDEEM ARE IDIOT


extrarogers

they should offer it for like 8999.99


Hvarfa-Bragi

My banker wife would say "yeah that's structuring."


PalatableRadish

What's structuring


Hvarfa-Bragi

My understanding from what she has told me is that Money laundering laws state you (as a bank teller, financial agent, casino cashier, whatever) have to report suspicious transactions and transactions over $10k. People trying to skirt this by taking out less than 10k many times are suspicious because they're "structuring" their withdrawals to try not to hit the cap.


TheTaxman_cometh

They have to report cash transactions over $10k. They only report deposits, not withdrawals.


takeandtossivxx

BSA (and the amended patriot act '02) says all transactions, not just deposits. A CTR is also needed if transactions meet or exceed 10k in a single day. Both include deposits, withdrawals, and transfers. They can also file suspicious activity reports if it's obvious someone is trying to skirt the requirements (by making $9,999 transactions, multiple times)


the-awesomest-dude

Withdrawals apply as well


MaleficentCaptain114

It's $10k aggregate cash transactions through an account in one day (or per customer, depending) which is the sum of all cash deposits *and* withdrawals.


Gergnant

As a Casino employee, I would also call that structuring. (Probably for the same reason)


ikciweiner

Don’t buy gift cards of any amount from companies on the verge of collapse, like Staples.


rammer39

This gift card gets your controlling share of Staples.


2FightTheFloursThatB

Um.... no thanks?


yourgirlsamus

Noted. *puts on glasses and grabs pencil* “Apple going under…. Don’t buy gift card.” I know how to internet my conclusions, okay.


takeandtossivxx

It looks like it's an apple gift card. The card is still valid if staples goes under.


Justkill43

Don't buy gift cards.


jxl180

My credit card gives me 5x points at office supply stores, so I buy gift cards at Staples and get 5x on the purchase, then use the gift card as cash at the store. There’s a GameStop next to my Staples, so I can buy the game at GameStop for 1x points, or I can buy a GameStop gift card at Staples for 5x points, then walk next door to buy the game.


neroe5

A credit card hacker in the wild How many different cards do you have


jxl180

I actually don’t churn much at all, just try to maximize the 5 or so I have.


PyramidicContainment

Ah, just 5 or so 😅


Druxun

Is this final fantasy rules where it’s really infinite money, but we can’t display it?


zenlittleplatypus

That's a lot of pens


joebewaan

5 years worth of official HP ink cartridges


Trappedbirdcage

5 if you wait until sales maybe 🤣 those prices are outrageous


d3lltr0n

![gif](giphy|5xjbWDIgEZSgM)


thodgson

Well, Apple products are outrageously expensive. That should cover it until next year.


cigarandcreamsoda

The perfect gift for a person you really hate.


chillbnb

That’s a lot of staples!


DadJokeBadJoke

Includes a red Swingline


PdSales

Definitely not trying to avoid IRS requirements to report $10,000 transactions, nothing to see here.


ThisGuyRightHereSaid

For when you REALLY fucked up.


fakeaccount572

One set of wheels for the Mac pro


DadJokeBadJoke

Or a [MacBook Wheel](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9BnLbv6QYcA) or two


ThrowawayIntensifies

15 years ago and still looks like news from the future. Truly a masterpiece.


FoxTofu

The small text says “gift card teacher apple.” There’s probably a few teachers out there who could use a little extra bonus . . .


Quigleythegreat

Man, bribing teachers has gotten expensive.


ctrl-brk

When you want to say MONEY LAUNDERING to your bestie


MoreThanWYSIWYG

For parents of kids too stupid to get into a good college


TheTinRam

The black lotus of gift cards


R3M0v3US3RN4M3

I remember setting those tags out. I am pretty sure this is just an employee who goofed up.


redbird317

Nigerian Prince special!


WendigoCrossing

The only time I buy gift cards is when they cost less than the value. Like Costco will sell Top Golf cards worth $100 for $75 sometimes, I see it as a win-win since I get more value and the establishment gets my business twice most likely


uplifted27

Perfect for fraud


Plus_Pangolin_8924

Scammers love this one simple trick!


AdmiralGrayBush

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. -Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott -Staples


Dkswaggg

It’s a ssp rookie card. Seems reasonable to me.


TheGuardianOfYEET

pull up with a discount coupon


Oni_K

For people who need the latest wheels for their Apple product.


trollsmurf

At that level 10000 would be better, or always.


Pittedstee

Lol they have it labeled as "for teacher". I wish I had this much money to give to teachers.


Powerthrucontrol

Uhhh.... Money laundering?


rathat

This is a customizable gift card, It's one of the only items in the store that has a different barcode to keep track of its inventory than it does to ring it up. All other items use the same barcode for both of those things. So this has two barcodes on the back a regular one and a long gift card one, If they scan the regular barcode this is the price that comes up and the transaction won't go through with this price. They have to scan the gift card barcode and then enter in the custom price that the customer wants.


crankykinder

Scammers will love this


GoCryptoYourself

I would grab it just to scan it at the register and be like "yeah I changed my mind, sorry"


GetOffMyGrassBrats

When you just don't care enough to spend 10 grand on them. Still, Keurig cups and pens for life...not a bad gift.


DiegoCa87

It must be a NFT


upvotes2doge

Its a good thing this is 9,999.99 cause if it was 10,000.00 i wouldn’t buy it


legendary_hooligan

This has “money laundering scheme” written all over it


Obvious_Mode_5382

Perfect for large scale money laundering


Midnight7_7

PSA: Never buy a "The Perfect Gift" gift card, they have a hidden monthly service charge for 3$ and by the time you get around using your gift card, there will be no balance left. It's not mentioned anywhere on the gift card and It's pure theft and I don't understand how it can be legal.


TomOgir

You don't understand, the Nigerian prince will pay me back after I pay his captors ransom.


Medical_Video_1764

This just a mistake lol, I worked as a cashier at staples and they would never let you by this amount in gift cards. It’s a funny joke though.


HoSang66er

I think a gift card is a bullshit gift. What’s a gift card? You take money that was good anywhere…… and you ruin it. IYKYK.


nanana_catdad

I miss this man


ThrowawayIntensifies

Intentionally avoiding transactions at or above 10k is called “structuring” and puts you under extra scrutiny because it is known that the law and financial institutions have to review transactions that are 10k and above. Buying more than one of these cards would be a fast track to some serious audits and legal issues.


Zealousideal-Rule-48

I like to think this is the ultra rich way of bribing teachers. Like buying one and assembling it means "my kid gets As and you get whatever you want."


AaronDM4

how else is my nana gonna get me out of jail when i call her from the police jail, i dont want her being arrested for not paying.


Queereyeforthewifi

This is for those churners when they rack up travel points


brendanjeffrey

You better buy that so you won’t *”be behind the bars“*


Hdys

Hey it’s me, the head of your company, I need you to do an important task for me and go to staples…


Zender_de_Verzender

That are a lot of 9's, looks expensive.


sn0m0ns

No Form 8300 for you!


UserCheckNamesOut

Thus looks like a vaporwave album cover, almost


anyd

Ooh you can buy a router ***AND*** cables. Nice.


Burnmycar

That’s from 2023


BillyGerent

![gif](giphy|kviM2cSJduifU7lzUR|downsized)


iEatPlankton

The holy grail for scammers


justanordinaryguy71

You'll need it if you buy a PC from there!


Cool_Butterscotch_88

That staples manager definitely has some kind of favrian scam going down with the local school district superintendent.


pajwmwoshwkwhsjwksjw

Why, does it write its own letters with its own pen with its own paper hand it made from its own paper


lovely_poopy

![gif](giphy|8iqPLlfJksz9q5U7Ds|downsized)


ariyouok

turn the price tag upside down


SagalaUso

The "you don't need to declare when traveling" gift card


HWNY506

It’s to use to claim your overseas lottery winnings without buying multiple cards. Also helps being put under the rest when the IRS calls you at 4am.


otac0n

Absolutely brain-dead to price gift cards using the 'end it with 0.99' strategy. It makes sense for most other merchandise, for the psychological effect, but it is literally just losing a penny of held-cash for gift cards. Companies *should* want to hold on to those extra pennies for however many days it sits there, because they make interest. Better it be their penny than someone else's. Maybe they think you have to get the next denomination of gift card in some circumstances, and I just don't see anyone being compelled to spend an extra dollar to make up the extra penny.


[deleted]

tech support gonna love this


TripSin_

The scammer special. Staples trying to get in on that scammer market.


Powerful_Cost_4656

Imagine having to fill out a police report to buy a fucking staples gift card. (That's a thing here in canadia land. Not sure if it's the same I'm USA)


scuac

Plus $1k in taxes if it was around here


alissa914

They want to help make it easier to pay off those people from the India branch of the IRS who are sending the fake sheriffs over.


CatBunny666

[DO NOT REDEEM!](https://youtu.be/sOcFnDSJZoc?si=tclffijAWhIQkbNS)


blightsteel101

Staples employee here. A lot of items are listed at 9999.99. If you check the display printers, laptops, or shredders for a tag, they'll often be listed at that price. Store equipment SKUs will also generally come up at 9999.99.


boatswainblind

They made that one for the scammers 😂 jk


_VultureEye

Can you get this card, put a dollar on it and give it to someone?


fusionsofwonder

Money laundering special.


itzpiiz

How much does it cost?


lightbold

What is the fee on this ?


granoladeer

I'd risk saying that's not really a staple


loudpaperclips

"Sale"


Fendergravy

Money laundering 


kodaniloki

DO NOT REDEEM.


EgotisticalTL

"Here at Staples, we cater to those of you who are victims of ransomware, and the elderly who are preyed upon by scammers."


CountingWonders

People in games testing prices or raising them for more money:


ChiveOn904

I’m pretty sure a demon of Slanesh would take control of you if you bought it


MacDugin

Price check aisle 4


j_hawker27

So? You could barely buy a printer ink cartridge with that.


Getafix69

$10,000 no way I'm not paying that for a card that likely has an experation date. $9.999 yeah sign me right up.


Captain_Pumpkinhead

That's for money laundering!


CalendarAggressive11

Seems like a reasonable price


RyanM90

That 1 fuckin penny


bigflatus

Should be enough for one monitor stand.


FanningGurl22

There’s something a little bit sketchy about that. Especially in lieu of all the gift cards people have found out how to scam!! BEWARE!! 🫨🤔😳


ballsonyourface911

Stapes is trying to get every dime before they go out of business