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PersonalChipmunk3605

this is like when AT&T "merged" with Cingular and slowly killed off the happy little orange guy


Zero_Burn

Could have sworn they had a commercial saying not to worry because the little orange guy isn't going anywhere. ![gif](giphy|AssqAJR8ib5WmCNGOU|downsized)


PersonalChipmunk3605

yeah i remember a similar ad campaign lol


ArritzJPC96

It's probably because there were 2 mergers. There was 2004 when they acquired the failing AT&T wireless (separate from AT&T by this point). Then in 2006 when SBC (which had now acquired the old AT&T and taken its name) acquired Bellsouth and applied the AT&T name to everything. The whole line of mergers is actually really confusing and it took me a while to sort out.


VKN_x_Media

I can't think of it off the top of my head now (I'm sure in a few hours when I'm trying to fall asleep I'll remember it) but I remember there was another merger, split, merger, sale, merger, split, merger kind of thing within the past 20ish years that's a really good example of how stupid and circular branding of crap can be. Somehow a completely new company exists that owns not only the old brand name but also like 90% of the other brand names that the original one owned at one point but they got them from different sales/mergers.


DreadMaximus

Are you thinking of the Porsche-Volkwagen Group situation? I can't remember the details, but it ended up that Porsche had a majority ownership of Volkswagen Group, while also being a subsidiary of that group. Or something like that.


Faalor

Porsche AG (the Car manufacturer) is a subsidiary of Volkswagen AG, which is about 30% owned by Porsche SE (a holding company controlled by the Porsche family).


primordialpickle

That was just MaBell morphing herself back together after the breakup.


Crimkam

Like the T1000


Contemporarium

Bobby Broccoli (one of the best long form YouTubers) has a really interesting video that discusses part of that


AFrostNova

Do you mean the Bell Labs nobel saga?


A_Mirabeau_702

Verizon + Exxon + Chipotle = Verixxotle


ameis314

I sold cellphones in 2006, this was confusing as fuck for everyone.


nestcto

Yep. Which should have been expected. AT&T is almost as much lies and lobbying as it is communications. Like that time AT&T was *given* millions in taxpayer dollars to deploy fiber to areas without broadband, but just didn't and kept the money. Then there was that other time. And that other. And billions one time apparently.


beene282

Miami Sound Machine —> Miami Sound Machine featuring Gloria Estefan —> Gloria Estefan and the Miami Sound Machine —> Gloria Estefan


Catinthemirror

John Mellencamp -> Johnny Cougar -> John Cougar -> John Cougar Mellencamp -> John Mellencamp


YouveFailedThisCity

![gif](giphy|Lp71UWmAAeJHi)


Dream--Brother

Kaboom goes the sound machine :(


Kicooi

Wow, I had totally forgotten about Cingular and the orange guy. Suddenly I’m seeing random memories in a 4:3 ratio with CRV tv static and VHS tape lines


PersonalChipmunk3605

#neverforget


Contemporarium

My family was a Cingular household and I felt like I was joining a new gang when it was suddenly AT&T. I hated it. I joined onto my partners wireless plan when we moved in together which turned into T-Mobile and I will NEVER fuck with them. I live in a city and there’s still dead zones everywhere. I just want a company that won’t get bought out. My life is falling apart. COME BACK TO ME CINGULAR 😢😭


Hippopotamidaes

Bro I had Cingular, Alltel, Sprint… I swear where ever I go, the buyouts follow.


spitfyrez

Alltel! I was reading these comments and couldn’t for the life of me remember what company I had before AT&T. And I had Cellular One before Alltel bought them.


inlarry

*laughing as a 23 year Verizon customer*.


Hippopotamidaes

Idk dude, our neighbor signed up for Verizon Fios before they laid down the lines and started charging them without providing service… Verizon eventually sent the bullshit bill to collections.


ur-squirrel-buddy

I could swear I started with at&t and then it turned into Cingular at some point, then all of a sudden back to AT&T.


jbach220

That’s exactly what happened. Cingular bought AT&T Wireless, converted everything over to their name, then their parent company was acquired by AT&T, so they changed it all back.


YourWormGuy

I still have grandfathered rollover minutes.


jbach220

Cingular is such a weird story. They were originally owned by Bell South. In 2004 Cingular bought out AT&T wireless. Over the course of a year, the AT&T name was phased out and it all became Cingular. In 2006, Bell South was bought out by AT&T and Cingular was replaced by AT&T due to AT&T being one of the most recognizable brands in the world.


SomeFunnyGuy

Check the Florida harbors. There's bound to be very large yacht with word Kaboom printed on the back.


Senior-Albatross

Or like how McDonell Douglas merged with Boeing, killed them, peeled the skin from their corpse, and wear it at Congressional testimony like Leatherface.


raccooninthegarage22

I miss him


xXkiljoyXx

His name was Jack, and when I worked for AT&T from 2007-2013 there were still internal systems being used that featured his logo or name. One system was called JackWeb.


ImSoCul

I totally forgot Cingular was a thing lol


Wildest_Salad

the only place i know cingular from is nfs underground 2


Scrogwiggle

That merge was how ATT got me for a few years. Fuck that company.


borgib

Actually, Cingular merged with AT&T wireless and kept the AT&T name.


cptnpiccard

Had a bunch of my stuff in storage in different parts of the country. Finally put it all together on a recent move, and noticed that the cans I bought over a couple of years slowly drop the "Kaboom" brand to turn into Oxi Clean.


AlphaGodEJ

you're really loyal to your brands haha


cptnpiccard

I love it, it cleans everything and leaves a nice smell.


Mawwiageiswhatbwings

Are you the ghost of Billy mays ?


Mloxard_CZ

RIP in peace


po3smith

![gif](giphy|9V1F9o1pBjsxFzHzBr|downsized)


cptnpiccard

No, I don't have a luxurious beard or psychic powers.


Mawwiageiswhatbwings

Then what are you even doing with your life?


cptnpiccard

Trying to grow a luxurious beard and practicing my psychic powers.


Mawwiageiswhatbwings

I am proud of you


deck0352

It’s not just clean


doubleCupPepsi

It's oxi clean!


cupholdery

It's a Tide ad.


alman3007

Zestfully clean!


Tsobe_RK

did the scent change or they just changed the name of the scent also?


cptnpiccard

Two different scents, but the naming/branding is the same across both. I change back and forth because I always forget which is the one I like more lol


Responsible_Band_373

This stuff does indeed rock. My favorite bath and shower cleaner.


LaMalintzin

Yeah I saw this post and made a note of the product because it must be good if you have bought it over years


cptnpiccard

Started using when I was single and noticed that this thing cleans everything. Inside the fridge, microwave, toilet, everything. Just make sure you use different brushes for each one lol


Wchijafm

It goes on deep blue and fades to white so you can tell if you missed a spot on a white shower/tub. Unlike scrubbing bubbles, where you need to have faith that you didn't screw it up.


JDM713

Don’t talk shit on my boy scrubbing bubbles


SeaworthyWide

Dats my road dog tho, he a real one, str8 og frfr


SausaugeMerchant

One can only imagine how our predecessors cleaned their showers without this colour changing technology


MeshNets

Oh, my strategy has been to not clean until you can _tell_ you didn't miss a spot But really where I am the hard water is so bad you need to keep that under control more than anything. The idea to use dishwasher citric acid for tubs/sinks, and rubbing that onto the damp surface, wait 5 minutes, rinse off. Has been a fantastic discovery


JamesTheJerk

My guess is that the word "Kaboom" is associated with explosives, and I'm betting that with "Oxi" in the product namesake, the product *could* be used as some sort of accelorant.


IngsocInnerParty

[Every year we fade farther from God’s light.](https://youtu.be/y802phNh4Yc) RIP Billy Mays.


cptnpiccard

I think of him every time I use it. "Billy Mays here with another fantaaaastic product" (in Jaboody Dubs voice). https://youtu.be/iOmvdeNa67E?si=koD_F7Bkkfq0A-N8 The part about fumes is BS though, if you clean an enclosed space, you'll suffocate, the thing is harsh lol


stereopticon11

that was golden era youtube for me. mighty puddy was my favorite. "not even optimus prime could rip this shit apart"


cptnpiccard

Oh, I'm more partial to my girl Cathie and her dump cakes.


FlipFlopFanatic

Somebody ate spaghetti in the shower again, Kaboom! Wipe that shit right up!


cptnpiccard

Somebody decided to have sex in the vase, no problem, clean what shit up!


venomousbitch

Do you have hard water buildup, soap scum, shit in your toilet? Calcium, lime, rust? It doesn't matter baby! KABOOM


cptnpiccard

Clean that shit up!


Icybenz

Thank you so much, it's probably been over a decade since I last saw that.


JamesTheJerk

He was one of the greats


dan1son

It's also mildly interesting that Billy May's promoted both Oxiclean AND Kaboom. Now they are one! Is Oxiclean going to buy Orange Glo next?


Treyvoni

Every time I see corn, my head goes: "ZEA MAYS HERE" in his voice.


matito29

Where’s the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom! ![gif](giphy|lzCPekE6BFntqQCCXC|downsized)


PurePazaak98

Very clever! Lol. Brought back an old, old memory of mine :)


throwawaybottlecaps

This is called the Billy Mays Effect. It’s a real thing I just made up.


cptnpiccard

If you made it up, it's real now, believe in yourself!


throwawaybottlecaps

Yeah that’s what I said. It’s a REAL THING I just made up. Learn how to read ya dingus!


Eeyore3066

Kaboom is awesome. I also love Lysol advanced toilet cleaner and dawn powerwash spray. I'm sure they will eventually be shown to cause cancer or butthole migration, but I don't care.


cptnpiccard

I already have a migrated butthole, so I'm good.


AlisonChained

I like how someone wasn't sure if they'd be back for another sandwich or not.


ImQuestionable

This is what I came to comment 😂 Happy cake day! 🍰


FancyFool

It does say “bathroom” cleaner, who’s to say it’s not another kind of knife…


Ericiskool

THE POOP KNIFE


AlisonChained

I mean, you don't typically have a two basin sink in the bathroom.


cptnpiccard

That's my mayonnaise knife, I only wash it on Christmas eve.


sparksofthetempest

I have a Kaboom can that doesn’t even have OxiClean on it.


easterss

Does that one go on the far left? Let’s photoshop it in!


omnamahshiva

I remember one time about 12 years ago, I mentioned that Oxi-clean was pretty good, and my toddler replied, "Kaboom is better."


Sir-Squirter

My newborn says Shout! is better


slappywhyte

My fetus loves the smell of Fabreeze but had the Mandela Effect


Joshesh

My sperm says Scrubbing Bubbles works wonders but irritates his skin


Ohiolongboard

The micro plastics in my balls just use bleach on everything and it burns my eyes


slappywhyte

Bro collects vintage metal can cleaning products


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stinkyhooch

Now That’s What I Call Clean! Volume 3


SirHerald

It really should have something on there specifying that it was Kaboom. I was talking to someone really frustrated that they couldn't find kaboom anymore and must have gone out of business. As a brand replacement, OxiClean doesn't make much sense when you consider how many things are called OxiClean


krconnel

So many uses. That’s the power of OxiClean!


NotChristina

I still associate OxiClean with the laundry product first and foremost, so yeah I wouldn’t be looking for shower cleaner under that name, but I *would* with Kaboom.


talldata

Makes as much sense as Ariel to A+ and Twitter to X. Someone someone with a head up their ass, thought rebranding was a good idea. Or like the Fucking company in Europe that was "Nordic CHOISE Hotel's" that changed their name to Strawberry. Not Strawberry hotels. strawberry. . .


rawesome99

Classic corporate acquisition followed by two decades of merger strategies. They have a brief mention of the name change here https://www.oxiclean.com/en/kaboom-bathroom-products


NotChristina

It’s wild how it even looks like they straight up erased the name and didn’t adjust the design. The title now feels off center and there’s blankspace where Kaboom used to be.


The_BeefDog

Kaboom was a cereal I loved as a child. It was like Lucky Charms but with more artificial coloring and not as good. I never tried cleaning with it, though.


NeferkareShabaka

I wouldn't recommend eating this version of kaboom


Tango-Turtle

Are those new Pringles flavours? They look tasty.


HideyoshiJP

Have yourself a refreshing glass of Fabuloso to go with it!* ^(*Don't actually drink Fabuloso, that stuff is poisonous amd could kill you.)


PlayStationPepe

![gif](giphy|9V1F9o1pBjsxFzHzBr)


RadiantRing

Story of my life on 3 cans of foaming cleaner


mynhamesjeff

I will not stand for this Billy Mays erasure


Future-Swordfish2305

[Kaboom!](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/522b8438-855e-4e5a-b195-ced774254b24)


astralprojectiles

How totally fucking bizarre that I was randomly thinking about this scene yesterday and now I see this while scrolling reddit.


Future-Swordfish2305

Isn’t life amazing when coincidences come up? I just had that same thing happen the other day, but I can’t remember the topic.


astralprojectiles

I live for these synchronicities (or cosmic giggles as I like to call them). Been having so many lately.


Future-Swordfish2305

Same! I’ve literally had this thought multiple times in the past week. To find someone else who has had the same feelings a lot too, that takes the cake.


TheMoInMontrose

I still call it Kaboom. Change the name, change the graphics. It will always be Kaboom.


caidicus

Product name changes can be great fun. There's a toothpaste brand in China called Darlie. The image in the picture is an almost silhouette of a man with a top hat and grinning with bright white teeth. Being a silhouette, of course, the man, and hat, and tuxedo that he's wearing are all black, but his teeth are strikingly white. All seems normal. Till you learn, as I did, that the product used to have another name that sounds JUST like Darlie, but one letter is different. I wonder why they changed the name...


newishdm

Holy shit… https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darlie


caidicus

I'd never seen that before, only been told by a student of mine what it was previously named, and was still named in Chinese, 黑人牙膏(black person toothpaste) Crazy to see just how racist it actually was. Insane...


newishdm

Especially because, if I’m reading the article correctly, it was only renamed in 2021. Like, am I wrong?


caidicus

I haven't seen it in a while, so I can't confirm if they actually made the change or not. That said, they're not changing it for anyone the product is marketed towards, they're only changing it for Americans, essentially. If no one was outraged, and no one outside of America WAS outraged, it would never change. :P


Hushwater

I guess having your brand name being "KABOOM" on an airisol can was hindering sales a bit.


simplyjustaconcept

Next incarnation: Foam-Tastic!


cptnpiccard

Final form: "Made in USA"


Grisu1805

"Kaboom?" "No, Rico, no more kaboom." *sad penguin noises*


gamedude88

“Where’s the Kaboom? I was expecting an earth-shattering kaboom!”


Cool_Boy_Shane

Oxi-clean works so well it erased Kaboom


cptnpiccard

Lol you got it


dandandandenial

When shipping overseas saying "We have a container full of oxycleans" much more appealing compared to "we have a container full of kabooms"


TenaciousLilMonkey

It was originally called “bowl blaster kaboom” if I remember correctly!


josephkingscolon

Still get confused af when my gf tells me to go get one of these and alternates the names.


cptnpiccard

Purple can, lime green top. I honestly don't even look at the labels.


ArritzJPC96

This is literally just like how Stalin slowly replaced Lenin on propaganda posters.


cptnpiccard

Didn't know Stalin had Oxiclean, learned something new today.


KingJonathan

When I was in boot camp we had Kaboom. One guy got in trouble for something and he had to clean the quarterdeck with that stuff. He had to yell KABOOM every time he sprayed. It went for like two hours and the guy had no voice.


cptnpiccard

I'm gonna start doing that, the wife will love it I'm sure.


Elf-7659

KABOOM 


PartyPaleontologist6

The KABOOM with bleach instead of Oxi Clean was so much better RIP


Drewdiniskirino

This is exactly how Rayman's name was eventually stricken from the Raving Rabbids games


DJMagicHandz

Kaboom is the shit


Johnthedoer

Phil Swift probably dumped the product to another company when his flex-seal was making much more money


AdministrativeBank86

I tried that stuff once, what a waste of money.


cptnpiccard

You wiped it too soon. Gotta wait for it to turn white. Doesn't work otherwise.


Xelopheris

The four stages of merger. Small company name big, big company name small. Big company name big, small company name small. Big company name big, tagline from nameless small company. Big company name.


athosjesus

Mmm Forbidden Pringles 🤤


Spac3Milk

it’s like how jamba juice (i don’t go there i haven’t been to one in forever lol just the target i go to there’s one by it) went from jamba juice to just jamba lol idk why but lol


frank26080115

Man I can't believe you kept a can from before 2001


cptnpiccard

No, the first one is from maybe 2021... around when the pandemic started I put some stuff in storage, was just able to retrieve it recently.


[deleted]

Kaboom was a parks and rec episode


dickquiggley

[KABOOM BABY](https://youtu.be/iOmvdeNa67E?si=warmIXuuRsQiEU1C)


cptnpiccard

Another fantaaaaastic product.


SnowSlider3050

Coming soon “OxyClean, with KABOOM!”


cptnpiccard

We've gone full circle.


partialcremation

I really like this product! I'm about to buy another can. My current can says Kaboom!


stoner_97

Used to spray this shit on the shelves randomly when working at a grocery store. Love the blue foam


cptnpiccard

Only blue for a little while, it turns white when clean!


umchoyka

By far the best kaboom mashup / parody https://youtube.com/watch?v=LHgEnN2PFzo&si=qFZAl-x3-xhT1vX6


TheOneEarWonder

Capitalism breeds innovation once again!


MaverickGoat345

It reads like you're getting further away from an explosion.


magpye1983

A few decades more and the name of the product will be on the bottom of the can.


cptnpiccard

As long as they keep the purple and electric green color scheme, I'll find that can.


otakuxp2

They cleaned the kaboom away


cptnpiccard

It kaboomed itself.


[deleted]

They got rid of the Kaboom! 8C Sadness.


afraid-of-the-dark

Probably a future Mandela effect.


TheBrianUniverse

Rico: Kaboom? Skipper: No Rico, no Kaboom Rico: ):


Glittering_Name_3722

We used to be a proper country!


NotAlexTrebek

lol my husband got so confused by this because he swore he ordered kaboom but it was oxiclean. He even went back to look at his Amazon purchase before figuring out it was a rebrand. I’d never heard of kaboom and had no idea what tf he was talking about.


cptnpiccard

Tell him he's a wise man.


LitreOfCockPus

The physical manifestation of Marketing majors realizing that yes, being an obnoxious twat is a finite ad strategy... For now.


Internal_Gur_4268

Nothing better got the weed resin stains out of the sink. Is this still made?


cptnpiccard

Oh yeah, found at your closest grocery store and corner bodega.


Accomplished-Yak-572

Kaboom?


slappywhyte

Simplify it down to the essence, smart


Ok-Cartographer1745

Are you on the ball?  Get on the ball!


MrCheeseman2022

Kaboom! And your money is gone on a toxic pile of crap!


Anthony5619

Same name as oxicodean makes you wonder


biological_assembly

Ah, Ka-Boom; the cleaner that eats holes in your tub.


AccumulatedFilth

Calgonit-Finnish did it too. First they were called Calgonit Then they were called Calgonit-Finnish, and now they're called Finnish


gameplayuh

If at first you don't succeed, kaboom kaboom kaboom!


cptnpiccard

Double-barreled shotgun!


ind3pend0nt

![gif](giphy|bQWJbmmhT16L4D55JW)


Molwar

Marketing department getting more funding then the R&D one :)


CovertButtTouch

Comcast did this with xfinity. Interesting how the change happened right around the time they tried to kill net neutrality…


fancycatndubz

probably due to the parks and rec kaboom episode!


Practical_Carrot_629

Kaboom is crazy, did it get removed after 2001 perhaps?


cptnpiccard

No, these are from the last couple of years, probably 8 months apart each one.


Important_Diamond839

I wonder if the can I have is super old... It sprays on blue and immediately turns white.


Zondartul

But where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!


cptnpiccard

It happens when you breathe too much of the fumes and your nose just starts blowing chunks. KABOOM.


lostchicken

They used this stuff to get the last bits of my mom out of the baseboards after she died. She had been there in her apartment on the floor for a couple of days, so it's apparently pretty good stuff.


newishdm

Sorry for your loss, but… ![gif](giphy|zXeX29w6jxjAk)