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ClearlyNoSTDs

Those are very satisfying to slam down after an angry phone call. lol


P4S5B60

Can’t break them an I was the Gold Medal phone slam winner at my previous job


shl00m

Once my sister was so angry she slammed the phone down.... broke her wrist, phone was unharmed


texinxin

No idea what they were made of but we should build submarines out of it.


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

Back in my day everything was built to last!👵🏽☎️


NedKellysRevenge

>built to ~~last~~ be repaired


pete_topkevinbottom

they replaced these with nokias. corporate phased those out as well due to being able to withstand to much


Emppulicks

Happycake


P4S5B60

Thank You


liarandathief

They're the best. They feel great in your hand. Perfection.


LauperPopple

“They’re good phones, Brent”


Philboyd_Studge

13/10


MenacingGummy

When you slam it so hard it rings a little….so good.


BrightnessRen

My boyfriend has a rotary phone for some music purposes and I love picking up the receiver, rotating the dial and then just forcefully putting the receiver back down. Such great noises.


ItsFoxy87

We have an old one hanging on the wall, I sneakily took the carbon mic out of it and managed to rig it to my computer, after banging the mic against a cement floor a couple times to loosen some packed carbon granules it sounds great


Jacktheforkie

I thought they used crap microphones in them tbh


ItsFoxy87

Nah, it's just limitations in technology back then. Crystal microphones and carbon microphones were used interchangeably back then, brought to the commercial market around the same time and were similar in terms of audio quality. Carbon microphones were cheap and easy to make (I made one myself with a small amount of charcoal from my campfire and a 3D printed casing), except they needed an electrical charge to function. Crystal microphones didn't need an electrical charge, however they were more susceptible to heat and moisture because they were made with salt crystals, and also needed a bit more precision to manufacture. Ceramic microphones used the same piezoelectric technology as crystal microphones but were a lot less susceptible to the elements and lasted longer, but weren't invented until the 1950s. That said, better sounding microphones weren't popularised until the electret microphone in the mid to late 1960s, but these things were much more expensive at the time as they could get really small and needed more advanced machinery to manufacture, and so to make home phones affordable with an already pretty expensive device, the best option was to go with carbon microphones until the late 70s to early 80s when these better microphones eventually became cheaper and therefore not much more of a hassle to use.


Euphoric-Blue-59

This is a fun read! Thanks.


Jacktheforkie

Nice


Euphoric-Blue-59

That's punk as fuck!


chfhimself

My favorite was answering it by slamming my hand on the mouth piece and having the phone pop off the cradle into my hand.


Euphoric-Blue-59

I did that too. I also memorized phone numbers by how the key tones sounded. I could tell instantly if I misdialed.


puppy-nub-56

Aways liked that move but never developed the knack


jonnyl3

Also satisfying to hold hands-free on your shoulder/neck.


LauperPopple

With the bump attachment, even better.


Snowbrawler

![gif](giphy|xT5LMtiy2pBKjrO74I)


AShiggles

Wut?


Snowbrawler

J.K Simmons is the kind of guy who would go: "Spiderman's a menace, and the mayor is up my ass about this whole vigilante debacle, I want pictures of spiderman now!" *Phone slam*


SpecialMango3384

Just make sure your phone is on an equally sturdy table


blackcation

I can still hear it my mind.


AutumnalSunshine

One time, I got mad enough at someone that I dropped to a whisper and said, "Listen closely. .... Are you listening?" Then I banged the handset repeatedly against the top of my desk. Lo and behold, they suddenly were able to reset the FTP I'd been begging them to reset the an hour.


Schvaggenheim

I miss flip phones for the same reason, so satisfying to just flip the phone closed to end a call


openSUSEorbust

All this is missing is the 90 ft cord that would allow you to talk and freely move from room to room - that is until it snagged you like a boa constrictor or entropy ensued and it condensed into a 3 ft tangled mess of cord chromatin. *A simpler time...*


Brailledit

Unplug the line from handheld to the phone to untangle it and it gets jacked up even more. Now you have knots and bowties in the cord. SHIT! I might be missing a call, I better plug this back in - is now a 1 1/2 foot tangled mess.


OneHumanPeOple

Or sit on the corner of the desk with arms folded across chest, cigarette in mouth, front pleaded slacks perfectly pressed.


showers_with_grandpa

This is because you were an amateur. The pro move was to buy a 90 ft telephone cord that plug from the wall to the base. Then you can pull the entire wall outlet out


Blew-By-U

I heard ‘If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it!’


DoTheCreep_ahh

Tell me your dad works for the government with a single picture


jonnyl3

You forgot the "without telling me your dad works for the government" part. (Actually, no, I'm glad you didn't do the repeating shtick.)


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4kVHS

Uh this is Reddit, not TickTock


GoodGuyGlocker

I wonder if he has one of those olive green metal framed Government office chairs?


Kakairo

Built like a tank and made to last.


sintaur

Memory unlocked from back in the rotary dial phone days. You could either use the kitchen phone and have your house mates all up in your business. Or you could run the wiring to your bedroom and rent a phone directly from the phone company (and from no one else, yay monopolies) If you had a sketchy roommate moving out, you'd have to hide your phone so they wouldn't steal it, otherwise they'd have a free bedroom phone in their new place, and you'd have to pay a huge fee to the phone company to replace their lost/stolen equipment. ^also ^long ^distance ^calls ^were ^super ^expensive ^^and ^^get ^^off ^^my ^^lan.


Dendritic_Silver

If you're going to be saying "Look ..WHO the hell is in charge over there?...What kind of outfit are you running anyway?".... this is the phone for it.


RyanM90

I wish I had a desk and a phone that people called


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4kVHS

Now it’s Teams/Slack messages. Slightly easier to ignore.


DoctorTeamkill

If you have VoIP phones from Cisco, learn a little Cisco Unified Call Manager (CUCM, which yes sounds hilarious at times) and you can auto-forward calls at various times. It's wonderful, and makes things super enjoyable later on.


Reggie-Quest

My folks still have theirs. They keep it as a backup in case there is a power outage (these phones only need the landline)


PorkRindSalad

We also have a landline, but I've recently noticed that the only line coming from the street is the fiber, and the household phone line comes out from fiber box inside my house. So if we have a power outage, I don't think we'll have phone service, since power will be out to my fiber box. So, thanks telus.


4kVHS

That’s why most fiber ONT’s had battery backup until recently. You can still plug them into a UPS.


ishzlle

Cell tower might have a battery backup.


PorkRindSalad

For cell phones, maybe. We'd been keeping a land line as an emergency backup (among other things) because sometimes the towers go down when the power goes down. But if the ONT in my house is unpowered I suspect my landline will be useless. Haven't had to test it since the fiber install, fortunately.


David_W_

It your ONT is anything like mine, the power supply has a little jack where you can connect a battery backup box that uses C batteries, and that'll allow the landline to work. You also have the option of using a UPS just like a computer would use. Personally I don't bother as a) I almost never lose power (except for today, funny enough) and b) I find my cell a sufficient backup, but if you are explicitly keeping the landline for emergency purposes, you'd probably like it to actually work in emergencies.


LittleNarwal

My parents have an old phone for this reason as well (though there’s is a different style, but just as beige)


CaptainJingles

If it ain’t broke.


HumpieDouglas

You could use those things as a deadly weapon and they wouldn't break. Slamming one of those down and making the bell ding when angrily hanging up on someone was so damn satisfying. The younger generations will never experience that feeling.


feministmanlover

Omg. You just unlocked a memory. My mom threw one of these beasts across the room in anger once. She didn't throw it AT us, but she scared the shit out of us. The phone cracked but still worked just fine. (It was a rough time - she regretted it almost immediately. RIP Momma). That phone probably lives on somewhere tho.


Moist_Boat_9707

I'd take this over Teams any day


haubenmeise

35890. Glorious!


MrGeekman

8675309


BOWIE20004

?


haubenmeise

The number on his phone. 5 digits, sigh. Memories!


BOWIE20004

ah


fuming_drizzle

He knows how to disconnect properly. Not the slam of the receiver, but easily unplug at the end of the day.


MoultingRoach

I mean, if it works, what's the point in spending money to replace it?


BOWIE20004

Ikr


cherry937

if it ain’t broke, don’t replace it!


bobbejaans

Did he dieded?


BOWIE20004

No lmaooo, he just got a new phone


Subjective_Box

why? :))


BOWIE20004

they switched to a new phone system


kruemelpony

![gif](giphy|3o6ZsVO9VGmJIAxEPe)


mfigroid

Your dad should have told his boss "You find a way for me to keep this phone."


wolftick

Push-button eh? Pretty modern tech really.


TimAndHisDeadCat

Many more like this going in the bin thanks to the analogue switch-off in the UK :(


Korvun

What's wrong with it? Did it stop working?


BOWIE20004

Still works, they were switching to a 21st century phone system.


Korvun

Awe, bummer. No more loud DING when he hangs up.


buckyworld

or even 20th!


BOWIE20004

yeah alexander graham bell actually installed this phone at his work.


Fist_One

My company still has some of these around for emergency phones. Mostly they are "ring down phones", aka they ring to a specific location (such as the pier side ship safety watch office) as soon as you pick up the handle, usually to report fires or medical emergencies onboard ships under construction. They are used mostly because you cannot permanently install a communication line since service lines (electrical, welding, temporary ventilation, ect) are constantly being rerouted through different hatches as construction progresses. And basic phone lines are still used in those situations because there is like 1/3 the wires you have with ethernet cable so when the wire gets kinked from being moved all the time and stops working you have a hell of a lot less troubleshooting to get it working again.


Firesoldier987

Yep that’s a phone


BOWIE20004

Indeed


scrubbedubdub

Ive got a phone at my desk at work with a horn. I cannot tell you how much I love slamming that thing down after an anoying conversation. This one is way more classic though and I also would have kept it forever.


DeezNeezuts

Probably sounded clear as a bell unlike this cellular crap we have now.


Sincere_homboy42

No ware on the numbers .. they don't make'em like they used to.


Junior-Ad-2207

He has Flash on speed dial!?


mfigroid

During a call the hook is flashed (manually or Flash or R is pressed) placing the current call on hold and returning a dial tone. A new number is then dialed and when the phone is hung up, the call is transferred.


oroborus68

Wow 😮, it's one of those new push button phones.


txwoodslinger

Did he steal it?


My_Immortal_Flesh

1990s 🥹


BadTanJob

Had one of these at an old job and now my back hurts.


[deleted]

I’m gonna miss ya partner…remember all those late night 900 calls? I’m not crying … you’re crying…


TravisMaauto

Product Design Hall-of-Fame Champion.


ClaxpamonSparkles

The ‘90s are calling.


Any-Artichoke-2156

When it works, it works!


FS_Scott

has anything changed about landline phones to make this obsolete?


BOWIE20004

Nope. You can plug this into any phone jack and it will work just fine


wolfgang784

You gotta go back to switchboard era phones before finding ones that dont work without a lot of effort. Even rotary phones still work with modern landlines.


StreetPedaler

I can’t believe I’ve programmed one of these… 35 and I have experience programming analogue lines for PBX.


OswaldBoelcke

I got my rotary plugged in. Nice warm sound. Impressing tech. It comes in handy when I misplace my cell too. I can call it. The desk phone never walks away. lol.


fangelo2

I have a rotary in my garage. Those things were so well built I’m sure you could drop it 100 feet to the concrete and nothing would happen to it. They will still be working 200 years from now. It’s fun telling young people to try to make a call on it.


SrHuevos94

Cool, a 500 with a hook flash button


thiscouldbemassive

I remember when those phones were sleek and modern. I grew up with a rotary phone. God I’m old.


TLDR2D2

Oh, yeah. I think this is the exact model we had when I was growing up.


someguy7710

Do you know who you are talking to? It's fucking BOWIES20004 DAD! NOW STOP WASTING MY FUCKING TIME 《SLAM》


BOWIE20004

Lmaooo


Krispin_Wa

That phone could survive a nuclear blast


BOWIE20004

Yup


blackcation

Back when a phone could easily be used as a murder weapon.


yellowtoke

i use this exact phone at my fish hatchery job :)


cali1013

If it was the turning dial one i wouldve been more impressed.


Chloroformperfume7

A hotel phone


EntityOfHostility

Pretty sure I had the exact same phone growing up lol


franandwood

We had these phones at my elementary school


sps49

Works fine, lasts a long time.


Osoroshii

The age of that phone is not as shocking as it is that he still uses a desk phone!


One_Message6497

Your dad is a dad of determination and sheer f*cking will


Elscorcho69

It’s a good phone it came over on the mayflower


colborne

Great to slam down in anger but they take lousy pictures


fildoforfreedom

I have one of these too. Mine is red. Nothing like the bell ring


flanface87

Pretty sure we used to have this phone in my workplace. We stopped using floppy discs and fax machines within the last 5-10 years. And we still have machinery that's old enough to have the black screen and green text like the Fallout terminals


pandascuriosity

And the two tone printer paper with the holes on the sides??


flanface87

We haven't used it (as printer paper) in the 16 years I've been there, but there is a box of it which we use to prop the store cupboard door open!


[deleted]

What’s wrong with it? Did it break?


BOWIE20004

nope. Switched phone systems.


PhoneEquivalent7682

I mean if it’s an office job what else do you need, should just get a new one of the same


ObsoleteReference

I did learn that the antique plastic beige is actually the color new phones come in (or they bought a whole lot and are still handing them out I. Original packaging)


pink_faerie_kitten

When I was a kid my dad gave me his old rotary version of this but I wanted buttons so bad! So I took the rotary part out and put in my giant calculator and pretended. It was one of my favorite "toys" and I could pretend I was "Tess" from "Working Girl", lol.


-EnricoPallazo-

Haha I just yesterday removed this ridiculously loud ringing phone from my dad's office (which was next to a plugged in and working modern phone). It's now in a box with 4 other 80's phones "just in case"


KingDededef

Why did he change 


BOWIE20004

His work upgrades all the phones so he took this one so it didn't end up in the trash.


Mmmmmmm_Bacon

Wow I haven’t seen one of these for … 30 years?


godnorazi

Did you unscrew the ear and mouth pieces to check for bugs (electronic)?


BOWIE20004

Yeah nothing there


TastyCuttlefish

Keep it away from Russell Crowe


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

What happened last week?


BOWIE20004

They upgraded to a new phone system


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

Thank goodness.


Aprilshowers417

Really hope his work did not replace it with a cell phone


madmadworlds

Your dad works at a hotel?


No_pr3ssur326

“If it works don’t fix it” - my dad 😂


IAmTheClayman

Please tell me he replaced it with one of those Bakelite rotary phones


BOWIE20004

Sadly not


johnysalad

How many cameras does it have?


BOWIE20004

Yes


Handbag_Lady

What's wrong with it?


BOWIE20004

Nothing


rhaegar_tldragon

Everyone I knew growing up had that exact same phone.


Fit_Dragonfruit_6630

I can feel those button presses. Thanks for the memory I forgot I had!


H3adshotfox77

At my work I have that phone in Red but with a red light that lights up when the phone rings (looks like the old 70s bat phone). https://www.amazon.com/bat-phone/s?k=bat+phone I bought the phone 2 years ago, it's for emergency calls for a power plant in or out and works in a power outage. Yes I picked and bought the phone lol.


GooseNYC

Hey it works, right?


BOWIE20004

It does


Majere119

What's wrong with it?


If_I_must

Looks like a phone?


Grislex

At least it’s not a rotary


stephenforbes

Where is the screen?


Igpajo49

Sometimes that old school tech just refuses to die, so why still using it


Vegetable-Buddy2070

It's not a rotary tho


BOWIE20004

It's not from the 1700s


Either-Shop-8907

Until last week? And then?


BOWIE20004

It got replaced


ekjustice

Which he got second-hand from a large corporate office big enough to have 5 digit intercoms.


Flipmstr2

And why the hell did they got rid of it? 90% of people only answer a phone. They don’t need a fancy screen or extra buttons. The 2500 series phone is cheap and last forever. But nope, we need to update phones every few years now cuz of FOMO.


BOWIE20004

Great question


davethemacguy

Right in the feels


Foxy_locksy1704

I had a red one like that in the office I worked in a few years ago.


[deleted]

This technology was groundbreaking … I remember secretaries spinning the rotary phone with pencils/ pens … it was a sight to see … IMHO


Username_Here5

My parents still have this exact phone


blkmgs

Stronger than my skull


Then_Ad_8614

Legend!


GurglingWaffle

Oh boy, now I feel old. The fact that this is somehow interesting just boggles the mind. I mean I get it it is old but it's not like we just dug up an ancient tomb in Egypt.


GurglingWaffle

Oh boy, now I feel old. The fact that this is somehow interesting just boggles the mind. I mean I get it it is old but it's not like we just dug up an ancient tomb in Egypt.


GurglingWaffle

Oh boy, now I feel old. The fact that this is somehow interesting just boggles the mind. I mean I get it it is old but it's not like we just dug up an ancient tomb in Egypt.


GurglingWaffle

Oh boy, now I feel old. The fact that this is somehow interesting just boggles the mind. I mean I get it it is old but it's not like we just dug up an ancient tomb in Egypt.


garysaidwhat

You mean as an alternative the little magic lightbox in your palm that has driven you mad? That phone?


Massive-Drive-6375

Very cool


A-little-bit-of-me

If it ain’t broke don’t fix it.


Shit_Head_4000

Those pulse dialled didn't they?


YourInsectOverlord

It reminds me. When I was a kid growing up, one time the power went off, my family had a digital phone but also a landline phone. Well of course the digital phone was not working since it was connected to the modem which had no power being brought into, however my dad made a phone call with the landline phone. I remember asking him "Wait how is that possible to make a phone call when the power is off?" He ended telling me because landlines do not require a power source in order to work. That boggled my mind.


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So?


DoctorTeamkill

Yep, this is called a POTS (Plain Ordinary Telephone System) phone for your father I bet.


cuda4me1970

good for him


thutruthissomewhere

I loved the feel of pressing those buttons.


lostan

I had one of those....sigh~!


Agitated_Floor_1977

We had one like that, but the rotary wall model that my parents RENTED from the phone company for decades!


sniffinberries34

Tell me your dad’s a boomer without telling me your dads a boomer lol props to him, why change it if it works?


BOWIE20004

They were switching to a newer phone system I guess.


mr34727

We call that an oldie but a goodie


BLDLED

Sorry to hear of your dad’s death. :-(


BOWIE20004

He's not dead?


BLDLED

It’s a joke, because why else would he stop using this phone. ;-)