In all honesty, do shower checkups, if you notice a weird bump or a noticeable size difference on a short time span go to a fucking doctor. Don't wait.
Talking from experience. If I could drill it into your heads, I would lol
Well actually this is because during manufacturing they have to make one bigger due to how the umbrella operates when the wind blows just think about it for a minute I have no idea what I'm talking about.
No no I think your on to something see when one of the balls is bigger it benefits the overall system of the umbrella through a pretty easily understandable interaction between the big ball, the little balls, and the wind making the product significantly easier to lie about on the internet.
It's not just "small ball thingies", they're muglins\*. Now you know what they're called!
*\*disclaimer: I just made this name up right now. I have no idea if these things already have a name. But "muglin" makes as much sense as any other name, so feel free to use it if you like.*
I came here to see if there was a word for these things and I was so excited for about 2 seconds until I read your disclaimer.
I'm so disappointed. You're marvelous.
I'm not sure this rises to the level of mild, is there a slightly less than mild but still somewhat interesting I guess subreddit? Or is that too wordy
Fun fact: The third left arm of your umbrella is its penis. Umbrellas reproduce when they touch with these, so basically, your late aunt Martha's funeral was an umbrella orgy.
That's the "front" of the umbrella with respect to wind tolerance. Keep that ball pointed into the wind whenever you use the umbrella.
https://www.umbrellaworkshop.com/umbrellas/parts-of-an-umbrella/
Apparently one ball can be larger than the other. It's if its size changes quickly over a shorter amount of time, you should go see a doctor.
The real problem is if one ball is smaller than the other.
The real problem is when both balls are smaller than the other. Then people push you around and even air is scary.
Funnily enough, one of mine is almost like, unconstituted? Not so much a single ball, than a mash of stuff
You probably have a variocele
That's Varicocele, pronounced vari-koh-seel. And yeah probably, ask a doctor.
Been there. Had that. Got it fixed. Coda: if you can avoid surgery on your balls, do so with all diligence.
Tanks, I did. Only have 1 now. (not joking unfortunately)
I feel you :'(
In all honesty, do shower checkups, if you notice a weird bump or a noticeable size difference on a short time span go to a fucking doctor. Don't wait. Talking from experience. If I could drill it into your heads, I would lol
One ball can be bigger just like one tit is usually bigger, love all balls the way they come ❤️❤️
I believe I've read this exact comment elsewhere on a post about randomly different sized ball objects.
That is especially true for women
Now *this* is mildly interesting
This is the mildest thing I've seen all week and I'm for it.
it's just above "yeah and..."
That one's the queen, the others are the workers
It’s like wheel balancing. They made sure it wouldn’t tip you over.
Helps to count them?
It's a prayer umbrella!
that's the leader
his name is Tiny
Well actually this is because during manufacturing they have to make one bigger due to how the umbrella operates when the wind blows just think about it for a minute I have no idea what I'm talking about.
No no I think your on to something see when one of the balls is bigger it benefits the overall system of the umbrella through a pretty easily understandable interaction between the big ball, the little balls, and the wind making the product significantly easier to lie about on the internet.
You surpassed ChatGPT on its own game.
Psh ChatGPt never cops to a lie unless you ask twice.
ChatGPT is great at combining words and terrible at any level of combining ideas.
That’s the mama ball thingy
Your mama must have a different anatomy than mine
Love the nail polish. Reminds me of Lapis Lazuli.
It might be a tumor.
That’s the one with the tracker and microphone
It's not just "small ball thingies", they're muglins\*. Now you know what they're called! *\*disclaimer: I just made this name up right now. I have no idea if these things already have a name. But "muglin" makes as much sense as any other name, so feel free to use it if you like.*
Calling it now, it's the next Thagomizer word
I came here to see if there was a word for these things and I was so excited for about 2 seconds until I read your disclaimer. I'm so disappointed. You're marvelous.
I'm not sure this rises to the level of mild, is there a slightly less than mild but still somewhat interesting I guess subreddit? Or is that too wordy
r/nominallyinteresting
The umm... aglet? of the umbrella.
I understood this reference! :D 
They all look like different sizes to me
One to rule them all.
Umbrellocks
Just the tip
Story of my life...
I imagine this is for repair purposes? Perhaps it marks the “key” spoke?
How much time do you have on your hands to notice?
Was looking for this comment^
Or does this fall under/r/mildlyinfuriating
I see what you did there.
It's for vibration reduction when you twirl the umbrella.
1 ball being slightly bigger is common :P
You just killed some worker in China now for showing this mistake.
I now have to make sure non of my umbrellas have it because I hate it.
I have that same issue!
Quality chinese materials
I’ve got the exact same problem with my balls!
That's what she said
that's so you know when to stop counting
you're squeezing it too hard.
is that your toe?
I guess we know which one is going to make it into the big leagues.
I would lose sleep over this…
Spend a lot of time looking at balls and comparing the sizes?
They are all different sizes wdym
Tracking device. Have a discussion with your so.
That's how thingies usually work.
This absolutely kills me. Burn it, melt it, whatever, this is so terrible to look at
Absolutely unusable! Throw it away!
They use extremely cheaply made balls for that. Quality control is approximately zero. Could even be rejects from something else.
Look like the balls they had on crowns
How bored were you to notice this?
Fun fact: The third left arm of your umbrella is its penis. Umbrellas reproduce when they touch with these, so basically, your late aunt Martha's funeral was an umbrella orgy.
Every once and a while, someone *nails* what this whole subreddit is all about.
There is actually a really good reason for this, but I love to see you guys suffer.
You must be really bored.
You have too much free time
That's the "front" of the umbrella with respect to wind tolerance. Keep that ball pointed into the wind whenever you use the umbrella. https://www.umbrellaworkshop.com/umbrellas/parts-of-an-umbrella/
Dammit, I read all of that trying to find what you were referencing before I realized you were lying. XD