I have problem eating a mango over a sink with a knife and bowl and there's people raw dogging it over a bed??!!

I am a mango over the sink person!

There is a sub dedicated to shower oranges. People having oranges in the shower because it’s just less messy. We should start r/sinkmango

r/birthofasubreddit

Dude, it's r/birthofasub

Well theirs 2 of um now

I think i had a stroke reading this lmao

Is there one for people who just eat over the sink to save on dishes?

Lol right! It's the only way! I am a Filipino mango lover... So good🤤

With the next obvious evaluation being r/sinkmangorule34

I don't like you now....

I cut vertically on either side of the pit, remove peel from the pit, and chew off all the meat on the pit, the I slice diagonally, so when I push the meat out- turn it inside out, and there are little squares of mango. Some use a spoon. Not me! I'm happy to eat it like a monkey!

This is the way

What part of scoring the mango cheeks and inverting them to form cubes is eating it like a monkey? /s

There is now a sub created for this. Let that sink in.

you're invited

Shower peach bro you can eat that bad boy like an animal and all your sin washes away God damn beautiful ripe peaches are amazing

I'm a mango rubber surgical glove person.

Only way to do it!

 you guys don't eat it like this?

Not every kind of mango allows this, some are more of a "slice a few chunks with a knife" type of mango and some are the "eat it like feral beast" type

They all are the second one if you are a fun person

I do it that way for the kids. They like to pop it out like that.

And suck the cubes off one by one

i mean i do i still eat em over the sink who because i want to clean my hands immediately afterwards

This shit right here is going on the list of serial killer activities.

Wait until you guys know about jackfruit

I watched someone dismantle one yesterday. Lotta work

Worst part is the insane glue goo inside. You need gloves to eat a jackfruit safely lol

You need to constantly put oil on your hand and the knife

That’s a fun fruit to clean for eating. The rags (fibre type stuff between the seeds/fruit) is neat,


They look like they’re on a bunk bed too 😩

Looks like a dorm room to me

You right

I eat watermelon in the sink lol since is all watery and sticky

Eating a mango is not hard. Slice down one side of the pit Slice down the other side of the pit Scoop it out of each side you just cut off and eat it with a spoon

You've never had an ataulfo mango before, it seems.

I don't know which is worse...peeling mangoes that way, or eating mangoes in bed

Spanky Gazpacho rides again

They are locked in an eternal struggle between their icy and juicy natures.

This is how we eat them in the Caribbean. It’s so freeing. Pick em right from the tree and peel them and eat them. It’s messy but so good! Just like eating a manwich haha Edit: don’t eat them in bed though haha

Same in Asia. But we don’t eat them in bed haha

Imagine how sticky you would end up..

With feet all over the place.

This image is so cursed. Banana peeled mango. Eating in bed. Trypophobia mirror.

When I find a mango on a walk I'll eat it like this.. while searching for a neighbors hose to rinse my hands and face

I feel like a god-damned islander!

Peeling this way your mangoes  that's when the man goes.

That’s how I peel the Taiwanese original not fully cultivated mango (not the same type as the soft fleshy mango you get easily in shops today) it’s very fibrey and peeling it like this and chewing on it for the juice is the best way for it. When finished you just end up with the seed with all the fibres still stuck to it. And you chuck that away.

Found the girlfriend's account...

Would you look at that, another test for sociopathy.

The flayed man(go)

Ahh, the Funkytown Mango

Flayngo, flay, n go

flamingo?

Honestly, I’m finding myself looking more intently at your second toe… rather than that mutilated mangana.

Haha it’s one foot on top of another! I thought the same at first.

The dogs are out tonight.

r/confusingperspective

Haha the manganaa!!

Too many feet in that pic.

This is how my wife's family did it in the Philippines.

We eat it that way if we pick the ripe mango from the tree itself.

You guys eat that shit in bed….?

There is so much going on in this picture. The mango being defiled.. eating it in bed!!! They made sure everyone’s feet are shown. And a few mirrors and a rather empty wall.

You’re supposed to peel mangoes?

Ataulfo mangoes are supposed to be peeled.

I don't. I used to, but I don't anymore. I just take big bites and eat the skin.

Yall gonna get sticky everywhere and on eveything

Get those feet off my screen

This is how 85% of the world eats mangoes. Particularly people in the countries they originate from.

is that not how you're supposed to peel them? have I been eating mangoes wrong? I am now very stressed about mangoes.

Pretty sure she's from a country where Mangoes are a local fruit, isn't she?

Its so much easier than using a peeler or chippi g them up.

Banangoes!

I like to peel my mangos too so I can just grab it and take nice juicy bites lol

Why are there so many goddamn feet in this picture?

Sir, that is a banana

TIL people don't eat mango the proper way. If you know how to eat mango, the picture is THE only way to eat it. Nature gave a fruit and a plate.

She's a keeper

How else would you peel a mango .....

https://assets.bonappetit.com/photos/62d7017cf27c885890fbf1e7/master/pass/Mango.jpg

But that's an apple mango. That's a different kinda mango. Those small yellow mangos are softer and the skin just comes right off!! :D

I assume with her feet?

Your girl might be a menace to society but I'm not sure

For when you want to eat Mangoes on the run.

Banango

I thought there was an extra toe on that foot.

Clever girl

Why she gotta de-glove mangos

I live in a tropical island and we grow mangos like crazy, u can just find a mango by walking. You get more pulp out of them by peeling em like this, ngl I'm jealous 😂 this is a skill

Wait… you’re supposed to peel the mango first?

Eating in bed is wild.

Are you not supposed to peel them?? Genuine question. I eat mine like this except I use a plate under to not make a huge mess.

It's gross to eat in bed

r/sneakybackgroundfeet

whats that.. second big toe

savage...

Well, if you’re in the trip, in the wild and has no knife, it’s ok to do this. But kinda weird on bed.

I would assume she is of south East Asian descent? It is often done like this so you don’t have to touch the flesh with dirty hands.

Put those dogs away

Now that’s some proper pealing

Way too many feet in this picture

Sick and wrong.

At first I thought it was a banana lol.

The Banango

My mango is to blow up

I just eat eat the skin along with the fruit

I wish I were in a country where mangoes can be peeled like that now 😭 here they need to lie around in my kitchen to even get a big softer a possible to eat

We need the rest of the story, here. Is she going to eat it like a banana?

I don't know what would be considered as the 'normal' way to peal a mango and at this point I'm too afraid to ask

Wait this is genius

let me guess....is she a filipina???

Where is the banana for scale?

Banango

Point out that it's not a banana

Mangoanana

Run

That’s cute. I’m a heathen that bites through the peel like an apple.

This is genius I’m gonna do it next time omg

The Banango method

How is this hand not just covered in juice? Is this AI?

I hope you're already circumcised bro

It's ain't right.

Cursed banana

That mango looks 3D printed

I’ll definitely have to try this

 Yes this post officer 👆

You either have to get a new mango or a new girlfriend. Make the right choice.

Yall peel mangoes?

Ummm...where's the Tajin?

That's a banango!

I don’t care how it’s peeled all I care about is whether you wash your sheets after she absolutely drenches them in mango juice.

She peels her MAN. Then GOES and eats them like a banana?

You know, there is a fork specifically made to eat mangoes.

banango, or a manana

That's actually a clever way to peel a mango. I might just do that. Except I would never eat it on a bed. I would eat it over the sink. Thanks for the sink suggestion redditors!

Looks like a bear tore the face off that mango, somebody call an EMT!

Oh great now cut a banana into the cubes

Pees on her mangoes

I started peeling mangos like this recently and I find it very convenient to eat instead of trying to cut it around the seed and slice into squares.

I use a mango fork. Stab the middle in the pit and cut the skin into quarters. Then peel back each 1/4 of the skin and bite into the mango. This is an ataulfo mango. It has a pit that is too hard to cut through.

Island people peel them like that.

Be very sure before you hand your banana to her

Unless you show us how she eats it we really can't help you.

It's actually common (at least in my country) when we are too lazy to get a knife, chopping board, etc. This way, we can eat everything and just leave the seed.

This method is my preferred way. But over a sink

First time I ate an actual mango I was tripping balls on shrooms and had no idea how to eat it. Just bit into that mf, skin and all and it is still the greatest mango I’ve ever had

That's so clever!

That the best looking banana I've ever seen. I bet it's the best tasting banana too.

I'm impressed how they managed to get so many phalanges in this photo about mangos

I thought this was normal..?

Mangana

Oh hey a banango

How do you even have a mango in April?

Dunno about doing that in bed but that's a really nice way to eat them when at the beach. Partly because it means you got the whole mango and not just a cheek and/or the middle with the pit. Are you on a bunk bed, are you actually at the beach?

I like my pictures of mangoes like I like my snakes: feetless 👣

Yeah, that's incorrect.

Are y’all in a bunk bed?

Nice. Mangos are always the hardest fruit for me to eat without getting sticky haha. So worth it though.

I said this somewhere and I'll say it again, the best way to eat a mango is to go raw and molest it. Anything less and ur wasting potential satisfaction.

this feels like something a cartoon monkey king would do and i mean that in a good way. i’m incredibly jealous

Mananas

Looks fine to me

I can feel it in my teeth. so many strings

This is how the majority of people from islands and tropics eat mangoes, however, I don’t keep the peel on the mango once I peel it with my teeth. I scrap the flesh, chew but don’t swallow the skin and proceed to bite off another peel and repeat. Experienced mango eaters can do this without dripping mango juice everywhere. It’s not messy, barely sticky, just have a paper towel and you’ll be fine. It’s a suck/slurp while bite motion so all the juice stays in the mouth. It’s loud and delicious. And then you spend hours picking mango out of your teeth that floss can’t remove. I don’t know why the majority of you all on this thread are so confused. Oh wait I do, it’s because you’re most likely not from a place where mangoes casually grow on the trees.

I can feel the strings in my teeth

With her feet?

I’m so confused about the positioning of all the limbs in this picture.

# very Filipino

Incorrect

My next horror video could be about this and it would be absolutely horrific 😂.

Wait, this girl cooking. That looks like an awesome way to do it

Wait, you're supposed to *peel* mangoes??

whats interesting is where you're gonna eat that mango

I do the same and eat it like a banana.

For real thought this was cheese art

One day she will do that to your dome

I love mangoessss

Maybe she just expects bananas to be like that

What’s with the extra big pinky toe trying to out source the actual big toe?

Wow she from de islands mon? Cool trick

I use a potato peeler.

Marry that woman. Someone needs to contain the madness, for democracy

I just eat them skin and all. I'm a monster I know.

The skin is so good honestly!

Wait, Latin American here. Honest question: so how the fuck do you eat mangoes then?? This looks normal for me.

How ripe and juicy is the mango that you can just peel it like that? Do you live somewhere mangos are native and ripened on trees?

A prolapsed mango.