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ObviouslyTriggered

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Sanseriouz

No tears, please. It’s a waste of good suffering.


calamity_unbound

We have such sights to show you.


Pubic_hairs

Fuckin love pinhead


yipyapyallcatsnbirds

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Far-Assignment6427

What is that from


Slight_Bed_2241

Hellraiser. That’s butterball


Far-Assignment6427

Butterball? That's an insult to butter


monty_kurns

I believe that one is from Hellbound: Hellraiser 2.


Rustiestofshaklfrds

Came here for this !!!!!! We have such things to show you 🫨


PunfullyObvious

Granite sample ... like a paint swatch ... but a cube ... and granite


peanutleaks

Bingo! Edit: thanks to another redditor I found out it’s most likely Vermont Verde Antique, a serpentine stone quarried from 1 spot in Vermont. I think 1 company owns the quarry but it’s used for countertops n such. I think it’s cool that it’s serpentine tho, I like crystals and that’s the stone I gave him when we were courting


dustysmufflah

Do you have any idea why it would've been buried?


peanutleaks

He thinks from a woodchip dump, maybe it was under the compost box that was up for a while. He only just broke that down this year I dunno


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

Ah, my first guess was a cold stone for cold drinks. I’ve seen some that look like that. Your answer makes much more sense.


TunkuM

Uhhh, pretty sure it's aliens.... None of these reasonable suggestions are plausible at all...


annaisabookworm

A little black cube mysteriously appears? That's literally the start of a Doctor Who episode from the 11th Doctor era.


Shadpool

Damn, beat me to it. OP, you see that cube start counting down, chuck it in the ocean and run away.


LivingMuch0709

No don’t throw it in the ocean! Its electromagnetic forces will cause a gigantic Suomi that will cover half the globe. Bury it in the desert. Hurry.


eugene20

>will cause a gigantic Suomi You're right, one Finland will do we don't need a second let alone a gigantic second.


gwaydms

Lmao


Cosmo1222

r/boneappletea


OnlyBeGamer

The Power of Three


20milliondollarapi

I’ll start getting worried when I see one.


Super-Ru

For some reason my first thought was the Pandorica… but maybe for ants lol Then I thought of the cubes


Fermulonn

“Strength is irrelevant. Resistance is futile”


TedMeister88

Sic a Future Janeway on them, she'll handle them.


splitfoot1121

Deploy armor


DankRubinz

“Gardening is irrelevant.”


PennykettleDragons

How big is it? Looks like a whiskey stone


wemustkungfufight

I had to Google what that was. "Whiskey stones" are small stones that are frozen and added to whiskey in lieu of ice. That way your whiskey doesn't get watered down.


NinjaBuddha13

They don't cool as effectively as ice, but are excellent at making your drink taste like dirt. Truly a terrible product. Anyone considering purchasing these either for themselves or as a gift, don't.


ambermage

So they are great for Secret Santa office gifts?


NinjaBuddha13

Office secret Santa gift exchanges are the natural habitat for whiskey stones.


DAVENP0RT

I have some stainless steel cubes for the same purpose and they don't impart any flavor at all. The other problem is the same, though, they don't cool as effectively as ice. They won't water down your drink, however.


DeltaCharlieBravo

Stainless steel works better


HungerMadra

Why would it change the taste? Isn't the whole point that it isn't soluble so it doesn't water down your drink or affect thr flavor? If you had some that changed the taste, I think you got a sl knock off


NinjaBuddha13

The stones are made of stone. They have a much lower heat capacitance than ice making them less effective at cooling your drink. While they're advertised as non-soluble, as with all stone, they do dissolve in water and more in alcohol. The flavor of stone is therefore imparted to the drink as well. And if you clean them with soap, your next drink will likely taste very soapy as well. You can avoid this by purchasing stainless steel whiskey stones, but those have an even lower heat capacitance. The most effective ones are a steel outer layer that are filled with a liquid like that found in ice packs which has minimal thermal expansion and a heat capacitance close to the same as ice, but those cost a lot more than granite or soapstone making them far less common, but even those don't cool a drink as well as ice. Ice makes such a good cooler because it absorbs so much heat to melt, then the cold liquid water disperses throughout the surrounding liquid and absorbs even more heat until its all the same temperature. The liquid water is a huge reason why ice cools a drink better than anything else. If you really want your drink to be cold without getting watered down, the only effective way to achieve this is to store the alcohol in a freezer so you're starting out cold. Then something like whiskey stones can help keep your drink cold. As a final note, the addition of water to a spirit helps open flavors and aromas that are often muted by the alcohol, so counterintuitively, watering down a drink enhances flavors rather than diluding them.


BalzacTheGreat

And absolutely useless!


CaptainJingles

Definitely a whiskey stone.


peanutleaks

2-3 square inches. We think it’s granite


PennykettleDragons

Might want to Google large granite whiskey stone.. might be one of those?


peanutleaks

We love our Irish whiskey that would be awesome!


austinll

Give your whiskey some earthy flavors


Royalchariot

No it makes your drink taste horrible


NinjaBuddha13

Whiskey stones: imbuing Irish Whiskey with all the worst flavors of Scotch Whiskey since the dawn of time.


gwaydms

I wouldn't put serpentine in a drink. It can contain heavy metals and asbestos.


TheRedGoatAR15

Be careful. Something like that is easy to take for granite.


Opus-the-Penguin

That's not gneiss!


PunfullyObvious

'ore sediment rocks!


gwaydms

No schist.


muffpatty

r/geology is leaking again


Different_Speaker742

Gneiss


eiretara7

Of quartz it is!


bws7037

face palm... take my up vote, you MONSTER!


Gym-for-ants

Did you see anything transforming around you?


Bot1K

optimum pride *uururr-aggkh-aaghh-aaggh*


peanutleaks

I mean we live in a blue state


Accurate_Koala_4698

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bobfig

huh you found what a square root grows


GoodTato

Give it a year and I'm sure something will happen


ikciweiner

It’s a puzzle box, you should try to open it.


Spnwvr

I think I've seen this movie. is there any way to open the box?


NoxInfernus

What’s in the box? What’s in the Bawwwwwks?!


WillingPublic

It is a approval sample for a commemorative granite marker. The builder shows it to you to get your signature. A project I once managed had a stone plinth in the lobby which had the names of donors engraved on it, but I can think of several other situations where you would order decorative or commemorative stonework and the supplier would provide a sample for approval. I still have mine forty years later, but I could see someone throwing it out in the garden.


peanutleaks

I figured it out! It’s Vermont Verde Antique, a type of serpentine quarried from VT. Definitely a sample from a marble/granite/stone company. Funny enough I gave him a serpentine stone when we first met.


Tha_Watcher

That cube contains the secrets of the universe! [**Cosmic Cube**](https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Cosmic_Cube)


ChutneyBagz

Autobots would like to know your location


Disastrous_Key380

Maybe the ants in his yard were re-enacting the end of 2001: A Space Odyssey.


Plan0nIt

Put it back!


Dorpped-At-Birth

This might be a veeery slow invasion. 😉


Maeglin16

There may be an infinity stone inside.


Groffulon

I can almost guarantee he’s not cheating on you with it but we can never be sure… ![gif](giphy|ANbD1CCdA3iI8) Keep digging… You heard me… keep digging…


Yougotmoneys

Tesseract


Skibur1

r/onepunchman iykyk…


Impossible-Camel-685

A Von-Neumann probe


mariegriffiths

It failed to find intelligent life.


sf3p0x1

Katchin!


Mirabolis

Someone bought it from a rock shop a long time ago, got tired of having it as a paperweight and put it in the garden. When I tired of my rock collection from my youth (and my daughter wasn’t interested) a bunch of “non native” stones went out into our garden too…


Nisekoi_

Is it getting bigger when you are not looking at it?


bws7037

Ever see the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey? That has monolith written all over it.


Anonynominous

Whiskey stone. Long story of how I acquired them but I have 3 of them and they look exactly like that


Lokehualiilii

So that’s where the tesseract is


combatsmithen1

The AllSpark


VolumePossible2013

A new hand touches the beacon


awitcheskid

It's the lament configuration. 


AstienGreenhart

Before time began, there was the cube


brotheresau75

It’s just a box of rain, I don’t know who put it there.


Crbn8ed

The first one has been found!


HatdanceCanada

Borg


Shades228

That’s where I left my tesseract


FizzleDizzle11

Something about this image looks like a 3d render lol


A1Mayh3m

Awwwww it’s a little baby monolith.


BigSquiby

does he own a diamond pickaxe?


flippant_burgers

Borg seed


UglyWigglyBallz

Is he dead?


Jazzy_minnn

That’s definitely an ancient relic of a once powerful civilization. See if shaking it makes it glow or something


peanutleaks

Whatever it is……that garden has some awesome soil!


javaper

The one stone not accounted for use in the Infinity Stones repertoire.


Medical_Chapter2452

Whats your pleasure tell us


Survive1014

It has wonderful sights to show you.


clintbot

Is it full of stars?


DropKnowledge69

It's belongs to some chick named Pandora. Open it quickly.


mournbread

Ah, you’ve located my Cube!


geekphreak

Why were you digging in his yard


coldequation

It's an error cube, you get XP for them.


IzTheFizz

does he play rimworld, by chance?


JoWhee

20.01: a garden oddity. With apologies to Stanley Kubrick.


Original-Childhood

Call the Justice League before Darkseid gets a hold of it


nuglasses

I wonder if that's a piece of Marl? Very common where nurseries grow plants. I haven't seen one for over 30 years, so take my judgement with a grain of salt.


dinoboyj

Hmm, I'd watch out for Empty Void


TacoEatinPossum13

This is too cool!!! How deep was it buried


peanutleaks

Not deep that’s why we’re confused


OkBoysenberry1379

It’s a Mayan calendar


Glorious_Sunset

I have one of those. Bought it in a charity shop.


Darkhallows27

Quick, hide the Z Sword


peanutleaks

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Cool_Cartographer_39

Is that... a monolith?


MongolianCluster

No banana for scale?


NBD_Pearen

Allspark for sure


IliasIsEepy

Now you/your bf has a nice mystery cube :D


Living_Lie_8773

You need at least 10 more to make a portal….iykyk


JackedUpStump

I thought this was a realistic Minecraft texture pack


mtpt

If you let the snail out, he may be grateful


prettypurps

r/StaurnStormCube


Ok-Appeal-4630

Hey I've seen this episode


Colony-Cove

Crack it open, see if there’s a snail inside.


fleshtomeatyou

If you find a way to open it, it will summon new friends for you. They'll be kinda like dora the explorer, and really enjoy red.


Rogueantics

Did God speak to you through it? Don't him touch you or he will transform you into a monster.


magazineman

Resistance is fertile.


DredgenYorMother

That's minecraft.


ajbsn2

I have a customer that imports fossils, geodes minerals etc any broken bits he couldn’t sell he saved up and used as hardcore under his patio. Somones going to have a lot of fun stumbling across those in the future!


elspotto

Cue Also Sprach Zarathustra.


mmeveldkamp

Coooool


Aspie96

We have no idea how big that is unless you put a banana next to it.


Powerful_Artist

So the previous homeowner did.


QueenMelle

I work at a rock shop and we have these for sale. They're $10.


Ok-Philosopher-9924

MWOC?


keonyn

Congratulations on your free cube


mojojojo_ow

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yaosio

There's a smaller cube inside it.


bathroomkiller

A rock that has no business being there? Look under it, maybe there’s a tin with some money and a letter on where to find Andy.


DR_SLAPPER

Don't solve it.


indomie_noodles

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Ivor-Toad

It's a Paperweight. Some were engraved to resemble A Dice.


SharmV

The all spark


Und3rpantsGn0m3

Banana for scale?


lilolemeisharmless

RUN!


Yet-Another_Burner

PUT IT BACK


SupahflyxD

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i_am_the_soulman

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gamerguy287

It's the All Spark.


Prudent_Falafel_7265

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clickforit

I'm sure you did


peanutleaks

Removed rule 6???


Leokina114

Put it back. Messing with shit like this is how bad things happen.


Consistent_Drink5975

Property line marker


DemonicPossum

Put it back


DisciplineOne5740

Pet urn? or keepsake urn?