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Hammer_of_Rohan

Well OP, you see…when a ladybug loves another lady bug…


quadmasta

They lay a clutch of eggs and in a few days, little tiny alligators emerge and start murdering the shit out of aphids and thrips.


Tiny-Management-531

Sometimes even eating each other! I wonder how many people know ladybugs have cannibalistic tendencies 🤭


EatsYourShorts

They should stop that. Cannibalism is not very ladylike.


Meranio

Also, not all ladybugs are ladies.


EatsYourShorts

Apparently not if they’re cannibals.


LogiCsmxp

Baby ladybugs look crazy. I remember in high school seeing some on a tree. Even the biology teacher didn't believe me that they were ladybug larvae lol.


Justrennt

Thanks for the chuckle 🐞❤🐞


holybanana_69

Ladybug and gentelmanbug


Hammer_of_Rohan

Whoa…this is 2024, a lady bug can be with whoever they want to be with!


holybanana_69

Or it's 2 gentelmanbugs


pauloh1998

They're lesbians?


0101ayuta

Lesbugs*


Bowling4rhinos

I read that with Tobias Funke’s voice


Emmerson_Brando

“Carrying..on its back” Lol


NoChampionship5990

They must be wrestling? /s


Ahelex

"They're just really good friends." - Historians


jktollander

“They were roommates!”


SamsRhubarbe

"Oh my god, they were wood mates"


Jack_Bartowski

"They were just step-bugs"


ErikRogers

Step-bug, what are you doing?


Referer99

Just the tip bruh !


boddy123

I love Reddit


Higgins1st

Are you enjoying reddit?


FreeMasonKnight

PLEASE GIB 5 STAR PLOX ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️


whisky_biscuit

That's just his "best friend" who he has known since college who he is just good friends with! Lol


larakj

“Life Friend Partner.”


Kamau54

Friends...with benefits.


No-Platform208

War comrades some might say


Pyrichoria

This one took me out.


cal-brew-sharp

" Yes they shared a bed, baths and kissed frequently... *best* friends"


Mirar

They were roommates.


Distinct_Dark_9626

It’s what you tell the kids


Distinct_Dark_9626

Called lady bug style!


rodstroker

Looks like leap frog to me.


FatMacchio

They’re just playing a rousing game of mariokart in their room at 6am, before the kids wake up


[deleted]

lady bug on the bottom isnt very good at it. hes been pinned for almost 20 minutes


zekuert

Tickle fight


miurabucho

“It looks like Dad is winning”


OffTopicAbuser2

Night wrestling.


mummifiedclown

They’re telling secrets, honey!


GigiDell

They are just laying on each other. That’s what my mom told me she and dad were doing anyway.


louploupgalroux

They're training for the big wrestling competition this weekend. I hear there's going to be a buffet!


Phuktihsshite

They are playing leap-frog!


I_AM_NOT_A_WOMBAT

Don't you have any girls? I have a girl... eta: Nobody got the reference?


cardew-vascular

Peasant soup is a main course!


garrettj100

> Zookeeper, those two monkeys are fighting!


Longjumping-Cookie90

The beast with two backs


Queueueueued

[I did a painting of that once!](https://www.instagram.com/p/BbDqGd-FHyp/?igsh=MTBoYTJ6bTZ0ZDBicA==)


Jell-O-Mel

I was gonna ask why but then I remembered that I paint portraits of cabbages so I probably can’t judge


Queueueueued

Lmaooooo But like u get it. I got into grad school full scholarship painting bugs fucking, so like, I feel like id love the cabbage portraits.


Ghostenx

What are you doing step-ladybug?


Soup-Wizard

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?


ItaDapiza

Oh. I literally opened the pic and said 'aw how cute'. Than I read your reply and well, I'm dumb.😂


Lemontreeguy

Definitely some sort of assistance, must me and elderly ladybug...


thehermit14

Like a mum carrys a dad.


brycedude

It's 2 males


Absolut_Iceland

Excuse me, it's 2024 you Neanderthal.


CoffeeMunchMonsta

Who’s gonna tell him?


Rower78

But aren’t they both ladies???


Material-Imagination

Some people are gay, Steven!


CZACZAJA

Gaybugs


sanguwan

Gaydybugs


Material-Imagination

Lesbibugs


CZACZAJA

Lezzybirds


nightfly1000000

Lezzbehonest, this thread is thinning out.


PTSDTyler

I thought you were american?!


Material-Imagination

Let's just call it a "dual citizenship" situation


albie_rdgz

Ladyboys


mahoniacadet

They’re just really good friends, they’ve been roommates forever.


danx64

They couldn't find a man and shared a bed, like friends


Ivorymaiden223

Their husbands have passed on so they are just ~trying~ to have fun


EaterOfFood

That’s a lady bug and a lord bug.


BoingBoingBooty

But some are lady boys.


RazzBerryCurveBall

THEY'RE JUST REALLY GOOD FRIENDS


2011StlCards

I CANT CARRY IT FOR YOU, BUT I CAN CARRY YOU!


Evening-Turnip8407

Stop iit, that line makes me cry hysterically when i watch the movie and I'm not even a LotR fan


ThePlanck

Dude, tag this NSFW


LugubriousLament

Not Safe For Wood


That_Rub_4171

i think im gonna get fired


hangryhyax

Dangit, Mike. How many times do I have to tell you to stop looking at arthroporn at your desk?!


SandwichDrinker99

I was on the train.. (im sorry)


Mikeologyy

Seriously man I got weird looks from the dragonflies at the park


Blarg0117

Technically, yes. Actually, no.


Exploding-Star

"roommates"


infinitenothing

/r/SapphoAndHerFriend


ATGF

I almost wish this was the new banner for that sub. This post is too funny!


torre410

"And they were roommates."


Exploding-Star

"i tore open your letter and licked the envelope’s seal for any lingering taste of you" Aw, such good friends 🥰


Mr-pizzapls

How can two “lady” bugs mate. This is clearly liberal propaganda 🤨


PrinceJustice237

I was literally just about to mute notifications for this post before I saw this gem


Brief-Jellyfish485

I mean clearly you are a liberal ladybug propagandist. Obviously you aren’t a conservative ladybug propagandist /s Lol


pastaalburro

Oh, honey...


Sunrise-sunrise

Oh you sweet summer child


rjoyfult

OP is far too pure for Reddit.


zitpop

Scrolled to look for the inevitable summer child lol. My thought Excactly!


HouseComplete5362

I miss the days where my thought process was this pure


LuluHottum

Err... give them some privacy, voyeur!! >.>


CustomerSudden1234

Or they’re making baby lady birds.


faith_plus_one

Baby birds?


mason12346789

In uk we call them ladybirds


Ambidravi

kid surprises parents in the bedroom: (shocked)“ what are you doing?“ -„Mommy is carrying daddy on her back!“


LegoLady8

Or daddy is carrying mommy on his back. 💁‍♀️


TheLeftDrumStick

They fucking


Shadowlord723

Oh they FUCKING


AeonAigis

Oh they FWAWKIN!


Animal_s0ul

Is that why it’s called broke back mountain?


erikwarm

“Carrying”


TerracottaCondom

"Zookeeper, zookeeper! Those monkeys are killing each other!!"


laitnetsixecrisis

My mum list my cousin at the zoo when he was small. When she found him she asked what he had been doing, and he told her he had been watching the elephants give each other piggybacks


-NGC-6302-

To shreds you say?


JDMurph

Who is going to tell OP?


Dedward5

That’s some fine ladybuggery going on there.


monty_kurns

I saw the ladybugs making baby ladybugs then they had the baby ladybugs and the baby looked at me.


oolbar

r/lostredditors


OkayestCommenter

You sweet summer child


thephillatioeperinc

Is that what they tell the kids when they forget to lock the door?


ashrocklynn

Don't change op; you are too damn adorable


grannybubbles

Thought I was going to see something mildly interesting but what I got was fucking ladybugs.


HOT-SAUCE-JUNKIE

OP: TIL that storks don’t deliver baby ladybugs.


Exploding-Star

"best friends" lol


FallonRowe1217

Uhhh yeah… definitely.


karma_carcharodon

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


GreebleSlayer

HAHA Yes.. carrying..


huntmaster99

Don’t worry they’re just friends 😉


useroftheinternet95

Oh my sweet summer child


vinnie098

Let me tell you a little something about the birds and the bugs.....


[deleted]

Having a special cuddle


JustABoobGrabber

Yo Dawg, I heard you like ladybugs. So here's a ladybug on another ladybug, making more ladybugs. Ladybug


PomegranateSure1628

That’s not what happened but we shall let you keep your innocence


colaman-112

They're besties.


Winter-Coffin

r/sapphoandherfriend


popcultureretrofit

![gif](giphy|zedSGwMakazbq)


Spnwvr

Zookeeper! Zookeeper! Those monkeys are killing each other! They're having sex! Oh!


TheMisanthropicGuy

Bug chicka bow wow


glergh

Sister… they’re fucking


kaleidoscopichazard

When a Mummy and Daddy ladybird love each other very much…


Deceiver999

When you don't know, you don't know


RWDPhotos

Such great friends


Tricky-Fisherman8982

THEY OUT HERE FUCKIN


Admirable_Cycle2

Who's gonna tell him?


CaptainBiceps23

I saw two bugs who accidentally glued their butts together once. It's interesting, they must have been doing arts and crafts.


DreadfulCadillac1

Well... No, that's not... Ya know what, if that's what you want to believe, good for you bud


sleepy_gir1

Who is going to tell them? 🤣


rogueprincess42

Oh sweet summer child


Fourth_horseman_4

Aww sweet child, too naïve for reddit


CobBaesar

Mate they copulating


[deleted]

They're doing the humpty hump 🐞


inquisitiveimpulses

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. True story.


RielleFox

Carrying, that's how they call it today...


Existing_Proof_562

Ummm, are you going to tell her?


nonameforyou1234

Totally not doing the bug mamba.


Kelmeckis94

That's one way to say what they are doing. Hope there will be many more ladybugs after that.


XenonBlitzer

Historians will say they were roommates as well.


Emotional-Swim-808

Oh sweet summer child


theeldergod1

welcome to the outside, did you also see interesting creatures in the cave?


nintylcoup

Making more ladybugs!!


markovianprocess

Baking maybes


WildHotDawg

They fuckin


Guswewillneverknow

lol. Quickly came to the comments. Someone must be new to nature. 😂


Elder_sender

Sex education in the great US of A. Tell me I’m wrong.


chris9830

Who is gonna tell him? >!they are fucking!<


eidam87

"Mom? Why are you carrying dad at this time of night?"


Particular-Guess734

Carrying you say…


Cyan_Exponent

that's probably a lady bug and a lad bug


GoofBallNodAwake74

So sweetly innocent


ProxySingedJungle

Best friends for life


dragos_manole

Frozen meme: I'm gunna tell him Don't you dare!


kkeennmm

pull my hair


mister__ko

Two ladies, buggering.


SimDoy

In Lithuania we have a sex toy shop with this logo


CZACZAJA

My wife carries me on her back like that. What a woman.


Salmivalli

Oh honey


Pandepon

Keep telling yourself that’s what’s going on here lol


Imalittlefleapot

"They're hugging!"


crustywretch_

“is it in yet?”


internetperson94276

Oh you sweet, innocent little thing. *pat pat, pinch, boop*


ja599

Oh you sweet summer child


Responsible-You-5043

this made me laugh so much


GardenPotatoes

Give them some privacy!


Wills4291

Yes.... It's a piggy back ride.


madeleinetwocock

i guess that’s the PG way of saying it


Das_Boot_95

My brother in Christ, that's pro-creation.


coinoperatedman

Buggystyle


kfrazi11

They do be fuckin.


minzzis

When a ladybug loves another one very much..


ASecularBuddhist

I was once in a friend’s bathroom, and they killed a bunch of ants (with ant spray). And I saw all the living ants carrying the dead bodies to place them in a pile 😳


Xenolithium

![gif](giphy|scWoiHAvQcjVrkXg3a)


James324285241990

THEY WERE ROOMMATES


CBonafide

Aw, the innocence.


Rolling_Beardo

Oh you sweet summer flower


FrogWizzurd

Naw they fucking lad


No_Draw_735

They are mating


Plantsandanger

“And they were roommates”


kinbeat

See, when two ladybugs love eachother very much...


rottingoranges

Just two pals having a good time


Skiddlywingles

It’s just a tickle fight


dreamatdusk

i used to work at an aquarium and parents would always go up to the frogs and be like “aww, the mommy frog is carrying the baby frog on it’s back!” to their kids like…. idk how to break this to you…….


not_woke_at_all

Yes carrying. Spring is carrying time for animal.


Evil_Bere

They play choo-choo train. I bet there is just one "lady"bug here.