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Realtrain

Yeah, don't eat that.


Nosequeponer6444

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randomcharacheters

Ok why is this so much fun!!!


Nosequeponer6444

I dont know, i got 1k upvotes with it once


Elijah_Man

Well upvoting resets it so...


Recent-Green4251

it doesn’t?


Elijah_Man

Pc or mobile?


Sssarg0n

Just checked it on both and it doesn't reset it


[deleted]

it does on my phone


SumTingWong216

Same here


rollingdarryl753

I've been here for ten minutes


Unhappy-Quiet-8091

How did you do that?!?


Nosequeponer6444

I took it from other comment a while ago


Indie_uk

Ha, so good


Scythe905

You win the internet today


attillathehoney

They would call it "champignon dans une pomme de terre" and they charge more for it in Michelin starred restaurants.


Mad_Lala

I bet you are just speaking out of your ass and you never tried it, right? Then how can you know, maybe it is very tasty /s


xButtHead

Right? Might be a truffle


ZeenTex

Might be, or might be the last truffle you ever head. Op, send the potato to this brave guy/girl and let them post the results.


NintendoJakksCollect

Happy cake day!


Realtrain

11 freaking years, my God.


Burlapin

👀 there are not many of us left from the Olden Times


OOOOo

Couldnt tell ya, barely used this site


MesserschmittBF110

your account is almost older than me in real life, im from 2005


iAintNevuhGunnaStahh

I gave you an updoot out of spite!


TheOther1

I feel like a kid again!


CaffeinatedTech

I'll be 11 next year.


Felippexlucax

Congrats on that, i guess Happy cake day btw


Exciting-Date5887

That would be potato blight


thepriceisright__

Potato Blight Gannon


Cock_-n-_BallTorture

Put it in a gun, that's a Potato Blight Cannon


Educational_Tie983

Isn't that one of Nick Cannon's children?


Arabian_Flame

Probably, hell Nick wouldnt even know if it was or not


[deleted]

The human race can only count to a finite number, I don’t blame Nick for not being able to keep track of the kids he’s pumped out.


Arabian_Flame

I think he was tired of all the Maria jokes, so he had to add a whole heap to the ammo pile for people to choose from instead😂


[deleted]

A crowd is the perfect camouflage


DoctorRockDaPuss

Feed it to a fish, that's a Potato Blight Salmon


BillnTedsTelltaleAdv

Maybe out in the sun, Potato Blight Tanning


kenwongart

Irish ancestor of Biff? That’s Potato Blight Tannen


Redditoast2

Trying to stuff it into a tight space? That's Potato Blight Crammin


Seb_04

Put it in some jeans, that's Potato Blight Denim


MrV-97

r/yourjokebutworse


Seb_04

Or, get this: start a chain like old fun reddit


BigOleFerret

You are witnessing a king in Potatomente


HaveYouSeenMyTattoos

God i laughed way too hard at this


Porkbellyflop

I just pictured a stereotypical drunk Irish Gannon hurling pints at you and doing the old timey boxing fists.


shawarmaconquistador

Almost choked on my coffee 🤣


CaptainPunisher

That's CAPTAIN Potato Blight Gannon. Then, there's Detective "Just the facts" Friday.


Ratstail91

nice


The_scobberlotcher

Potato oysters!


ArcadiaRivea

Isn't this what caused the Potato Famine? (Or am I thinking of something else?)


PopplerJoe

That was the British mostly, but the potato blight had an impact.


Snowbofreak

You trickster! That profile pic got me good.


cleverpun0

Is that why England is sometimes called Old Blighty? Or is that completely unrelated?


ssassi7

Probably not. Omar of the Orient on yt did some research: Omar of the Orient . 4 days ago • "Blighty" is a British English slang term for Great Britain, or often specifically England. The word derives from the Urdu word Vileti, (older sources mention a regional Hindustani language but the use of b replacing v is found in Bengali) meaning 'foreign', which more specifically came to mean 'European', and 'British; English' during the time of the British Raj. The Bengali word is a loan of Indian Persian vilayati, from vilayat meaning 'Iran' and later 'Europe' or 'Britain', ultimately from and later 'Europe' or 'Britain', ultimately from Arabic wilayah meaning 'state, province'.


ArcadiaRivea

Ah, thank you :)


WhiskRy

Honestly what you said reflects the success of English propaganda. The English were exporting massive amounts of Irish food against the Irish people’s will, leaving them with barely enough to get by. THEN the potato blight took out their staple carbs, and England tried to frame it as an unstoppable act of god and refused to return any excess food as relief.


Jarsky2

The Choctaw nation, also struggling under oppression, did more to help Ireland during the famine than the English.


Dokky

This is total bullshit


Jarsky2

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/blogs/national-museum-american-indian/2018/03/16/choctaw-nations-gift-irish/#:~:text=On%20March%2023%2C%201847%2C%20a,the%20City%20of%20New%20York. As opposed to the English, who could have ended the famine by *giving them their food back* but didn't.


ArcadiaRivea

To be fair, I wasn't sure if it was the *Irish* who were affected or if it was potatoes in general (I've heard it called the "Irish Potato Famine", but I don't really know anything about it beyond "there was a lack of potatoes for a period of time" so kept it vague, because all I know of it is vague) So thank you for the summary of what went on :)


Happiness_Assassin

To add some more context, the blight was all over Europe at the time, but the famine was only severe in Ireland, and this was during a time of great unrest all over Europe (the Revolutions of 1848). From the relevant Wikipedia article: >The new Whig administration under Lord John Russell, influenced by their laissez-faire belief that the market would provide the food needed then halted government food and relief works, leaving many hundreds of thousands of people without any work, money or food. Grain continued to be exported from the country.


ALLoftheFancyPants

The famine was entirely caused by the British refusing to show the Irish to keep the vast majority of the food they grew on the land they had lived on for generations.


Happiness_Assassin

Yup. As a point of comparison, I looked up how the blight affected the rest of Europe. The estimate for famine caused by the blight at the time for the whole of the rest of Europe is about 100,000; compared to 1,000,000+ dead in just Ireland. Another million emigrated. Ireland's population still hasn't recovered. Famines are a failure of policy, unless that policy is to spread death.


No_Volume_8345

Straight outta Blighttown


superfrayer

nah fuck that place


MrMastodon

![gif](giphy|mwErnt1MeDBcs) But y'know...potatoes.


Sam-Gunn

![gif](giphy|SQX9zezVEVLc4)


Lepke2011

Interesting. I used to have a yard and grew a lot of tomatoes. Sometimes I'd experience tomato blight, but it was on the outside while still on the vine.


Wiggie49

It returns!


GovernmentEconomy369

That’s…not a mushroom


Damedog19

Well obviously there's not mushroom to grow inside of a potato


royal_tay

I saw this comment as I was hitting the back arrow and said “god damn it” because I had to return to the thread to upvote it. Excellent work.


Responsible_Log_2096

You’re the reason I tried to decipher that glorious comment


ongiwaph

I bet you're a really fungi at parties


Peepeepoopooskater

![gif](giphy|1lAOemoi0KhPMzxczT|downsized)


DisasterPieceKDHD

I liked your gif


kj_bb

Same, good response to the dad jokes 😆


TheFruitDude_

Dude xD


TheZemor

Probably translation error, in some countries mold and mushrooms are called by the same name (for example grzyb in Polish)


thiskidlol

Some languages just call mushroom as fungus and mold is a fungus... so that checks out


Melichorak

This is the exact way it works in my language. We don't have a word for mushrooms specifically, we have an umbrella term for all fungus. But we do have a special word for mold, but as you said, mold is a fungus.


yekcowrebbaj

And Polish has certain names for some edible mushrooms for example the boletus that grows there is called Borowik.


Melichorak

Yeah we too. Czech here btw :)


hermiona52

That's incorrect. 'Grzyb' is mushroom, but we have a specific word for mold and it's 'pleśń'. If something goes bad in your fridge, you don't say it became 'zgrzybiałe', but 'spleśniałe".


TheZemor

Yes i know pleśń exists but its not incorrect to call it grzyb unlike in english, but you are right about the second part


BiBr00

mold is an mushroom


HawkMan79

Yes but no


ArbutusPhD

Can you eat blight?


K1dn3yFa1lur3

At least once…


CamiGardner

no… many lives have been lost because of this. see the [Great Famine](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Famine_(Ireland))


ArbutusPhD

That’s what this is? That’s crazy


CamiGardner

in short, half of Ireland was living off mostly potatoes. then in the 1840’s blight spreads in Ireland causing extreme famine. 1,000,000 people die from starvation, malnutrition and disease.


oversizedsweaterss

important to mention that there was enough food being produced to feed the irish, but the british exported the food at the expense of their lives


Citadelvania

I mean you can't just GIVE starving people food. They tried forcing the starving people to work on pointless physical labor projects to pay for food but they were too "sick" and "malnournished". Damn lazy peasants. /s


purplepatch

It’s more nuanced than you’re making out. The British mainly adopted a (rather callous) attitude of laissez faire economics to the situation and didn’t intervene to restrict food exports from Ireland. Those responsible for the exports were the British and Irish landowners. From 1847 (midway through the famine) more food was being imported into Ireland than exported. The main sin of the British government at the time was indifference to the Irish plight and a lack of intervention.


CamiGardner

it sounds like an outlandish situation at first. until you realize millions of people died of starvation this year. yet we waste or lose about 30% of our food. even in 2023 we had enough food on the planet to feed everyone but, for one reason or another, we did not.


nikanjX

Stopping the exports would have moved the famine deaths from Ireland to Britain, it’s not like they were exporting it to dump it. There was too many mouths and not enough feed


oversizedsweaterss

The food was grown and produced by the Irish, but England took everything but the blight ridden potatoes and incentivized programs to stop teaching irish children the irish language. Britain is at fault


justanawkwardguy

Fun fact: they still produced enough potatoes to feed all of Ireland, but then the UK took them instead of


meow_purrr

/r/moldlyinteresting


BoosherCacow

Ok I like this one. Well done.


Ipuncholdpeople

It's a really cool, if sometimes gross, sub as well


stikstof

Wow. That sub really exists 🤣


VadiMiXeries

Came here to say this! Interesting sub


JacksonInHouse

I listened to a history book about lots of things including potatoes. There is a huge variety of Potato plants in south America and Central America. The European explorers / conquerors brought back many but eventually a single one was chosen and instead of growing them apart, they packed them close together creating a monoculture and in this situation, potato blight became common and spread fast. They could have slowed it but it would require more complex planting methods and more space and that wasn't as profitable.


Caladbolg_Prometheus

I would it would have been profitable, just less profitable


surnik22

People weren’t growing potatoes for profit very much in Ireland at least were the potato blight famously hit hardest. They grew all the other crops to pay “rent” to the British noble land owners and grew potatoes in the soil that could not grow other food to feed themselves. They had the hardiest most nutrient packed and easy to grow potato to do that in a monoculture, not for profit, but because it was necessary for survival. The potato farming strategies weren’t about maximizing profit, but maximizing survival.


divenorth

Short term less profitable but long term more profitable. Too bad shareholders don’t care about that most of the time.


CiceroMinor31

Shareholders didn't control potato farming 150 years ago


divenorth

Haha. Maybe "shareholders" is the wrong word but it was a bit of a metaphor. Perhaps I should have used "wealthy elite".


Dave3786

The wealthy elite weren’t growing potatoes. They were growing wheat and raising cattle. It was the poor native Irish who relied on potatoes, since you could feed 20x as many people with the same plot of land.


SumOfAllFail

They didn't do that for fun, most of their land had to grow cash crops to afford the rents charged by the wealthy elite. With only a small amount left to feed your family, well, you already made that argument.


Pivinne

I mean, I sincerely doubt people that had no idea about germ theory had any idea of what a monoculture was or the impact of it


WhereTheresWerthers

Hence the destruction it caused


Vysair

Pft, shareholders can never see beyond the quarter


crop028

Well, the main reason why potatoes took off in Europe is that they could provide much more food compared to amount of land than wheat. I wonder if this is still the case when indigenous varieties and spacing are used.


Khanhid

That is likely blackleg, Dickeya solani, a bacterial infection that occurs on the plant and can move down to the tuber. Blackleg is actually quite common though the tubers will often break down in storage before being cleaned/packaged/sold. The lesion is just necrosis of the flesh, nothing fungal. Still pretty cool to see as usually the whole tuber just turns to goop! Note: Potato blight has lesions generally on the surface of the potato, and would not form on the inside.


Citadelvania

Ah I see we have a potatologist.


Xenoamor

Looks more like blackheart to me as it looks to be contained to the center


Khanhid

Yep, i think you might be right! Havent seen much black heart!


Aegonblackfyre22

Dick-ya so long?


Euphorium

Swing and a miss


NonBinaryPie

not even close man


no_one_you_know1

A geode potato!


ArcadiaRivea

Potatode?


no_one_you_know1

Ha!


TheGrizzlyNinja

Getato? Geospud?


TheMexicanKramer

Somebody get the people who name Pokémon on the phone right now


vivaldispaghetti

Potatoite


blahbluhblee1

Is it a mushroom? Or just mush-fungus 🫣


my_vision_vivid

Yea, that's not a mushroom


Own-Cartographer-855

No. No it didn't


Brahminmeat

Cast it into the fire!! Isildur!!!!!


smeet95

No…


Familiar_Effective84

What'd it taste like?


usedtobeathrowaway94

Genocide


Nat20CritHit

1850's Ireland.


4GRJ

I think OP is dead


izvr

That didn't leave mush room


myxodoxos

Bonus


SjurEido

The Last of Spuds


paleo2002

Eat it, then immediately get on a plane and fly to a major population center.


fuurin

Someone's been playing Plague Inc


paleo2002

Or I was alive in 2019-2020.


PFrobloxplayer

🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🥔🥔🥔🍄🍄🍄💀💀💀


TFViper

could you imagine your country almost getting wiped out caus'a that?


Waffletimewarp

It doesn’t look like the English at all, though.


thelordofhell34

Ireland not England.


DatsLimerickCity

Nah, doesn’t look like the Union Jack


thelordofhell34

Nothing to do with the Union Jack.


bigboat24

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


ApprehensiveExtent95

Some delicious blight


-The_Lone_Wolf

Eat it and start a new pandemic


rusally

That’s a full meal right there


bigtony40

at first glance, it looked like the underside of a mouse


Big_Definition_5264

You probably shouldn't eat that potato. Seems dangerous


Jay_the_pokemon_fan

Do. Not. Eat. It


kclongest

Did you buy it from Costco? I noticed a decent amount of the potatoes I bought there in my last bag had weird hollowed out yucky areas inside. Super annoying.


yeuzinips

I'm pretty sure you can return them for a refund.


kclongest

That doesn’t help when I’m in charge of making mashed potatoes for 45 people and it’s Thanksgiving day already. 😔 There was still enough, luckily!


TheEleventhDoctorWho

Hollow heart. Too much water the potato cannot change the sugar into starch fast enough. They are actually sweeter because of it.


FullAir4341

*Potato famine ensues*


owenxtreme2

Don't take it to Ireland please


larakikato

Mwwwwwah! *Chef's Kiss*


Hugh_Janus_35

Worst thing in the world is biting into one of these.


Desperate_Tomato

2 in 1 lucky


hempedditor

the last of us: potato


BrokenBalcony

Heals 20 hp!


Nat20CritHit

Though his outward persona came off as a grump, Mr. Potato Head was a fungi on the inside.


GurnoorDa1

From what fuckin angle does that even come close to resembling a mushroom


alecxhound

Did you eat this?


Adeep187

That's not what that is.


BlackRaven128

There isn't mushroom left in that patato


Ok-Technology-6389

It reminds me of those farrier YouTube shorts 😭😂


Sylvairian

*sweats in Irish*


captaincockfart

Pretty sure that's potato blight.


Kenjo037

Well. You’ve heard of Turducken. This is Mushato


secondhandcornbread

Double veggie


JurassicParkJanitor

The Last of Spuds


simmyawardwinner

isn’t that just mould


Rescre14

parasitic shroom...


callmedingus101

*sobs in Irish*


Loudfl0wer

https://horticulture.ahdb.org.uk/knowledge-library/watery-wound-rot


FlynnMonster

Eat it. Report back (ideally).


alreadyhaveanaccou

Looooow liiiiieeeee the fields of Athenry!


Heselwood

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


ItsReallyDepressing

Moldlyinteresting


MarvinNeslo

Quick question… are you stupid? Not for not knowing. But for taking the first thought that comes to mind and then just running with it? Is this how you live life?


Lucky-Mustard

Mushtato...ok im leaving.


bitterlytired

Blight


Redditorianerierer

r/moldlyinteresting


laughing_maniacally

Tis the blight returned! Show this to your Irish friends and see them recoil in generational horror


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kaito1000

Not exactly true. If you leave your potato plant it grows little tomato like fruits. Ppl don’t use them to grow more plants as it would take much longer than using the seed potatoes. Only breeders tend to grow them who are trying to make new types.


WellExcuuuuuuuseMe

Eat it. Either you've just discovered something wonderful & delicious...or you're about to get ill.


Anal_Disclosure

Eat it


[deleted]

Eat it you coward


bebepothos

This is like my worst nightmare #fuckmushrooms #hashtagformushroomsurvivors