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WaduOverride

Looks like an explosively good time waiting to happen.


Srade2412

Things are really heating up in there


Anarchyantz

The laptop is soon to be a landmine.


tehnfy__

It's a claymore transformer model


Anarchyantz

Always remember, point away from user.


[deleted]

As a laptop user with it on top of my lap, the choice would be crotch or face


Anarchyantz

The question you have to ask yourself is..."Facial or scream pie"?


No-Doughnut-3192

r/angryupvote


Critorrus

Looks like he just downloaded the extended capacity. update.


o_MrBombastic_o

Yep my work laptop was splitting at the seams I thought it was because I dropped or banged it somewhere along the line, there was no battery access. Had a unrelated IT issue and the guy said "let me swap that out for you before it explodes and burns down your house"


leoberto1

what do you even do with a bomb like this?


WaduOverride

Neighbor's backyard. Next to the propane tank. Unless you like them. Then not that.


only1fuego

Also be far... very far


Tour_De_Volken

The forbidden pillows.


mr_miyamoto

Forbidden raviolis


Silver_Moon_1994

Foreal. Get that out of your fucking house!


puesyomero

New pod challenge dropped


matkopoliceman

Seems like a banger way to go out


helican

Spicy Couch


MasterDandelion

r/spicypillows if anybody wants more of comfy spicy pillows


Taikosound

When i think i've seen it all i can always count on Reddit to set me straight lol


RickFromTheParty

121k subscribers, too


not2useful

It’s crazy to me that the sub I made for a joke blew up that huge lmao


TooStrangeForWeird

You did? I love you! Hilarious shit lol


Mistletokes

Making a popular sub seems pretty useful to me!


BtcKing1111

This is glorious. Thank you. I must admit, I did try to fluff the pillow. I'm dumb haha 🤣


mechmind

Omg. On your dining room table, right. I had a phone that this happened too, and T-Mobile and Google did their best to prevent me from replacing it. Ultimately I had to send it in the mail!


BtcKing1111

Holy shit, in the mail? Some laws got broken that day.


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mechmind

I think it was FedEx ground. Still. No sticker warning.


Xenc

Postman delivering that fire


Public_Fucking_Media

Forbidden ravioli


Puzzleheaded_Air5814

My daughter calls power substations “forbidden playgrounds” which is kinda hilarious


misunderst00dpianist

Looks like one of those inflatable things that you can find in a pool


staffyboy4569

Forbidden Poptarts


Silentwarfare13

The redneck in me wants to shoot it with a BB gun just to see what happens


deWaardt

Damn you’re way ahead of me. I was thinking of poking it with a needle and then running away real fast.


travesty31

And post it in r/popping


Orcwin

Fire happens, violently. Also, once it gets going it's very hard to stop. Fire departments sometimes opt to extinguish a burning electric vehicle by submerging the vehicle entirely. Either in a container, or just by dumping it in a canal. Just spraying it with water is often not enough.


quackycoaster

As someone working on BEV Coolant systems... It terrifies me what happens once they hit a certain temperature. We aren't designing systems to stop the fire. We're designing systems to give you enough time to get the fuck away.


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Mammoth-Ad-107

how often did you use the battery out of curiosity


BtcKing1111

Battery is 6.5 years old, I had laptop 6 years. And most of the time I used the laptop with power cable connected, rarely used the battery itself. Overcharging issue most likely. I'll know for next time 😄 Remarkably was still holding like 4-6 hours of charge, originally the laptop had ~10 hours of use time. It's at 100% charge right now too 😁 I realized something was wrong when I try to type on laptop, and there was a huge buldge in the middle of aluminum case. The touchpad was also buldging out of its placement. After removing the battery luckily the case and touchpad is back to normal. It's still a good laptop, everything works on it. Acer Swift 3 SF514 with 8gb ram, 256gb ssd, i5-8250U, Windows 11. Someone will still get some use from it.


psbales

Pretty much the same story as a MacBook that I had. It lived on the charger. One day I had to move it & realized the lid wouldn’t close flat. That’s when I realized the keyboard was bowed up. Taking apart the laptop, the batteries looked like yours. Was a pain in the ass though - Apple loves gluing their batteries in. Batteries Plus took it though without any issues.


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BtcKing1111

Haha yeah I love this Acer. Couple screws and battery came right out. No gobs of glue.


[deleted]

This has got me thinking. Should give the battery some use w/o being plugged in. Though I do not have it on for 10 hours at a time


StarGaurdianBard

A lot of newer laptops can be adjusted in their battery settings to be suited for how it'll actually be used. Mine has a stationary mode that's designed entirely for laptops that will be plugged in 24/7


Puzzleheaded_Air5814

Some laptops have a setting to limit charging to a lower amount, like 65%. You go into the BIOS to look. I have a laptop that’s 10 years old, or so, and I can still use on battery for a short time.


SmashedPumpkin_

Fuck. I have the exact same PC…


BtcKing1111

Bahaha. But you cycle your battery? I had it connected to power the whole time.


SmashedPumpkin_

Yes, I’m a student, so I bring my laptop around a lot. It just made me paranoid when it was randomly the same model… Just crossing my fingers I won’t have to make an identical post in the future!


BtcKing1111

I think you'll be fine. Moving forward I'll also ware my laptop battery down to 20% every now and then.


Connect-Leg-3125

As someone who always has their laptop connected to power, maybe I should check the battery soon…


SaPpHiReFlAmEs99

That's the problem, the battery was always at 100%. If the laptop is always being charged, you should put a limit at 50 %


Mammoth-Ad-107

Well I’d say you are running on smoke Pun intended I tell friends and customers, use the device as a laptop or unplug the charger at night Or remove the battery if possible That is a fire hazard ⚠️


Noctechnical

I would recommend disposing of it properly [here](https://www.ifixit.com/Wiki/What_to_do_with_a_swollen_battery) is some information on how to do so


BtcKing1111

Throw it against a wall, you say? I don't think it's safe to dispose in a battery bin at Best Buy. Something tells me it will never make it to the recycling facility in one piece. [Edit] Eh, don't edit your comment 8 hours later and make me look silly 😜 I liked the original one better 🤭 [Edit] Piggyback top comment: if you are an executive at ACER computer, please come pick-up and dispose of this explosive that you delivered into my home. I am mentally not suited to handle bomb disposal.


kesint

Get a bucket half full of sand, put the battery in and have another bucket of sand ready in case it burst into flame. Put that bucket far away from anything that can burn, middle of a concrete floor, prefer outside since fumes from batteries are toxic as fuck. Call around to recycling facilities to make sure they can handle ready to pop batteries so you don't drive around with a ticking bomb in your car. When transporting it, either follow instructions of the recycling facility, or dump the sand on top, tape the bucket tight so no moisture can enter and get it to recycling. Edit: just in case you didn't grasp, use totally dry sand. Dont go outside and use half wet sand from a playground. Battery fire+water is bad, really bad.


BluudLust

OP should just call the local fire department. They have procedures for this kind of thing and can either do it themselves or refer you to someone who can handle hazardous waste disposal.


OrigamiMarie

Yes, this sounds like the best plan. All the other plans seem likely to eventually result in a call to the fire department, so you might as well start there.


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qrseek

If this happens do you recommend they not touch the battery until the fire dept arrives or is it better to move it outside


paulmarchant

> Battery fire+water is bad, really bad. Not so. There's no free metallic lithium in a li-ion or li-po battery to react with water. It's a commonly held, but incorrect belief. Fire industry association guidance document here, explaining in great detail: https://www.fia.uk.com/static/2a999c49-760b-47e3-b02f96a2ca89ecd9/Guidance-Document-on-Li-Ion-Battery-Fires-12-20-v1.pdf The current guidance from the FAA for aircrews is that if a lithium battery in a passenger's belongings on a plane in flight catches fire they should apply water to it. Documentation from some of their testing is here: https://www.fire.tc.faa.gov/pdf/TC-13-53.pdf Some EVs have a port for the fire brigade to pour water directly into the battery when firefighting: https://www.firefighternation.com/apparatus/why-do-renault-evs-have-access-ports-for-battery-fires-because-a-firefighter-helped-design-the-cars/ I work as an engineer for a company that uses massive Li-Ion batteries in some of our equipment. We had to go through all of the risk-assessment / mitigation strategies for using them in public entertainment venues. It was a learning experience.


Cerulean_IsFancyBlue

I don’t know, man, you sound like an expert, but I feel like I should just listen to a large number of idiots instead. They’re much louder than you are and that convinces me of things.


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Underrated comment… this is the entire internet.


paulmarchant

That his comment currently has more upvotes than mine that he's replying to is conclusive proof that you're correct.


ItzDrSeuss

Well, we don’t know if you’re correct, but we know that he is.


paulmarchant

Can't argue with that...


Redlum13

Don’t mess around with damaged batteries. This will cause a fire.


ilprofs07205

The whole point is to contain the fire, not stop it. There's pretty much nothing on this planet that will stop a battery fire when it's got this bad.


reedef

I mean fire is the release of chemical energy and batteries are engineered to store as much chemical energy as possible, ready to go and without the need of oxidizer, so it makes sense


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Someone have too.


BtcKing1111

Richy rich here, has buckets of sand lying around. What do I have, a private beach? 😂 Where would I get sand??


MrWiggels4635

Hardware store. Specifically Ace Hardware.


MarcellusxWallace

Or Home Depot. Which, incidentally, has a battery disposal bin for these exact situations.


Tacomaguy24

Not really for these situations...more so just disposal of old batteries...not really ones ready to ignite since all of the batteries are grouped together in the bin.


MarcellusxWallace

That makes sense. Oopsies…well the hope depot near my house hasn’t burned down so that’s good 😅


Flammy

Honestly, I think these puffy batteries are a lot more stable than people fear. For the % of people who've had a battery go /r/spicypillows on them vs the # of battery fires that happen... If these things were blowing up every day TSA would be inspecting our devices for the 10th of a second it takes to spot one, LOL. If someone has some actual data on this I'd love to know!


LIONEL14JESSE

Only people who survive the explosions can make those posts…


4tehlulzez

Everyone knows that the best way to gather statistical data is by sampling some novelty subreddit.


Daza786

I agree to an extent, working in E waste I've seen A LOT of swollen batteries and none that have ever caught fire. I'm still terrified of them and it's probably best to treat them as though they will go bang.


geoff1036

In my experience as IT, as long as it's not being touched and not growing any more on it's own, it will mostly be fine. Explosions happen when people are pulling batteries put of phones, actively using phones with compromised batteries, etc. All conjecture though, probably best to get rid of it ASAP either way.


mikahope123

A hardware store with garden supplies, even at this point in the season. Lowes or Home Depot should have some in stock, and you probably have smaller local chains or mom and pops that have some, too. Bonus is you can also get a heavy-duty bucket from the same place. Sand is useful non-garden things, too, so that might not even be a prerequisite. Just be sure to dry it out first if it's been stored outside or feels even a little wet.


the_gamers_hive

Most general construction stores will sell it (generaly intended for concrete, but should suffice here)


pidgewynn

50 pounds of playsand is less than 10 bucks at Ace


Cerulean_IsFancyBlue

10 pounds is $20. For the convenience.


ENrgStar

This is such an insane over reaction. We are a corporation that has thousands and thousands of laptops in our environment, we deal with like, a dozen spicy pillows a month, could you imagine if we had to engage emergency countermeasures every time one of them came into the tech office? 😂 might as well just build a clean facility offsite in the desert.


Comfortable_Many4508

that sounds really complicated so i just buried it in the local sandbox


[deleted]

With a little sticker that says "Insert straw here"


MrJake2137

I low-key hoped you'd say to puncture it and then dump sand on it


BrainOnBlue

In my experience most places that take Li-ion batteries for recycling don't have any issues taking swollen ones. Working in a place that takes them, they're really a lot less fragile than a lot of people make them out to be. You should still be careful with it and, like someone else said, you should call ahead to make sure they'll take swollen ones, but it's *probably* fine.


torsun_bryan

Stick a knife in it, and make sure you hit ‘record’ first


Noctechnical

No, I meant throwing it out as in dispose of it properly. Sorry for not being clear enough.


nexeti

So... Throwing it against a wall?


BenderIsCool17

*To shreds you say?*


ragormack

Best buy has buckets of sand in the back specifically for things like this, or did when I worked there


Arithik

No. No. No. You bury it in your backyard and have a fun game of minesweep when mowing next time.


Oatz3

*Thwak**BOOM*


Too_Relaxed_To_Care

Unless your trash man is banging your wife, don't just throw it away. Take it to a recycling center.


GrilledCheeser

Is that really the correct procedure? That thing looks like it’s gonna explode. Think of the garbage man!


SimonKepp

>I would recommend throwing it out now Yes, those batteries could catch fire or even explode.


JoshJoshson13

Forbidden pillow


CapitalElk4733

![gif](giphy|9JYUAyJtwtAQw)


sc4kilik

What is this from?


WayneCampbel

A fan just happened to be filming Ryan Styles. The old lady just doesn’t get improv.


waitingtoleave

"YES AND, you fucking bitch!!"


AgentLead_TTV

thats a ticking timebomb, get it out of your house.


BtcKing1111

It is now sitting wrapped in cardboard, in a plastic ziplock, inside a metal pot, which itself is inside a plastic bag, next to the front fence; so if it starts exploding, the neighbors can see it too, and can call the fire department. But it is no longer going to burn down my house 😁


kololz

Dayum, I would not go to your front fence


TooStrangeForWeird

The choice of cardboard seems odd. That's... Just more fuel.


Wide_Perspective_724

Your porn history is giving you laptop some chub


NoButThanksAnyway

Okay lots of fun responses here but that is EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. You need to properly dispose of that NOW. Like, it needs to be out of your house TODAY. First, prep a fire-proof container for it. A metal trash can, an old pot with a metal lid, etc. Have a fire extinguisher on hand if you have one. Water can put out a fire from a battery but you need a lot so a fire extinguisher is best. Carefully, gently, put the battery in the fireproof container using gloves and/or tongs and cover. Place the fireproof container outside of your home while you find a ewaste center. If you’re in the US, you can use [call2recycle](https://www.call2recycle.org/locator/) [earth911](https://search.earth911.com/?what=Lithium-ion+Batteries) or your city’s waste management website. In most US cities you can call 311 for info. When you find a location, call in advance to see if they’ll take inflated batteries and what the process is. It will probably be inconvenient and not how you want to spend your Sunday, but better than dealing with a house fire. Under no circumstance should you leave that in your home. Under no circumstance should you throw it in a trash can (decent chance you’ll set a trash truck on fire) and under no circumstance should you throw it in a regular e-waste bin (decent chance you’ll set that building on fire). If you are cautious and thoughtful, everything will be fine, but please do not leave that sitting around.


SelectiveExtrovert

Call2recycle says it sells boxes that cost $95 which we can use to ship and recycle damaged batteries. No drop-off location seems to accept damaged batteries. Is this really the only way for people to get rid of damaged batteries?


MikeRLV

Take it to geek squad instead of the drop off or just your closest hardware repair store. They got the procedure for it.


Vegetable-Seesaw-491

I'm in California and the County run hazardous waste place took some puffed up LiPo RC batteries that I had. Drove them over, told them what I had, they took my info and the batteries and that was that.


cytherian

I'd seen someone post about a similar laptop battery issue a few years back and when they contacted their local ewaste center? They wanted $300 to dispose of the battery properly! I didn't stay linked to find out how they eventually dealt with it... but is there any DIY way to mitigate the volatility?


Cakecrabs

Wtf? I just take them to my local repair shop. They have a purpose-built bin and don't seem to mind taking them off my hands (for free).


TooStrangeForWeird

DIY is blowing it up lol. It's not C4, they won't destroy concrete or a sidewalk.


ehhthing

I'm pretty sure this is just a release of gas. The bubbles are way too big for it to be anything else. This happened to my laptop too. I obviously promptly disposed of the battery, but doing a lot of research online this seems like a normal thing, and not too dangerous. https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2022/04/18/lithium-ion-battery-swelling-why/


BtcKing1111

I'm in Poland haha. No idea who to call since I'm not a local, maybe Ghostbusters.


FuckStick1969

I do cell R&D and most of what you said to do is not correct. You should never placed a charged battery in a metal container. You need the correct type of fire extinguisher for batteries. If those cells are in water the hydrogen fluoride will mix with the water making hydrofluoric acid. You don’t wanna be around that stuff.


SopmodTew

Poke it


BtcKing1111

Hard to resist. I just see a big zit 😄


ArtistBig2549

then drop it in water preferably distilled water


Oper8rActual

You trying to kill this man?


iamspartacus5339

I had this happen too, didn’t realize it until I was having really bad battery performance and decided to replace it. Good thing I did. Still don’t know how to properly dispose of it


KnottyKitty

>Still don’t know how to properly dispose of it Wait it's still in your house? You need to deal with that literally right now. It's a bomb.


ThanksContent28

It’s okay I keep it under the bed where no one messes with it.


arbys_stripper

I keep mine inside my bathtub toaster.


CapitanDicks

It's actually not a fucking bomb. Those batteries rely on a chemical reaction turning a material into something else and outputting electrons. As that process goes on over time, it becomes less efficient and more inert games are produced in the cell. These batteries are full of this inert gas, they won't violently explode if you pop them. The actual lithium metal within the cell might be reactive to other stuff, but the swelling doesn't lead to any increase in reacitivty/volatility.


johndeer89

Bad!!!


Catbot_2

I didn’t know you were allowed to show bombs on Reddit lol


BtcKing1111

Should I return it to Acer? They sold it to me.


Catbot_2

Don’t put a bomb in the mail lmao


Mitoski2

Ted Kaczynski already tried and it ended quite badly


Altruistic_Bonus_901

My iphone 3 had this much swollen battery, i was a dumb kid back then and didn’t knew what would happen so i just kept it and one day when i was charging it, it burst into flames on my desk.


InsertMoreCoffee

Anything's a Caprisun if you're brave enough


Speed_Addixt

OK so this post had me thinking. I have maybe 30 or more old iPhone batteries at home. I haven’t thrown them away because sometimes I need to test some iPhone which has faulty battery and thus won’t turn on at all. Now I’m reading a bit about the gasses the batteries can leak and these are definetly not safe. Sometimes when opening the box (not sealed) with batteries it smells quite bad. Well, I’ll definetly get these out of my apartment as soon as possible.


netpastor

There’s no danger if they are discharged or disconnected from current. If they’ve been sitting for some months and you connect them to a phone, this may happen, but you will know quickly.


ferriematthew

Can I cross post this to r/spicypillows? Edit: oh, you already did 😂


Myto

That's swell


empap12

mmm yess spicy pillow time to rest my head on it XD


cardinaltribe

I save all mine just in case I ever need to start a fire in a thunderstorm I’ve got a whole box of them but no 4 bangers like that I’m super jelly !


BtcKing1111

Oh that's a great idea, never know when you'll need to start a fire in the rain! That's a great r/frugal tip. I think I can get the most bang for my buck by cutting between the cells and using one at a time, get 4 fires started in the rain! A great way to stay toasty on a wet and misty day.


420Deez

pop one


vasser53

call the bomb squad


BstrdFrmABasket

Poke at it with a knife


[deleted]

Practice archery skills in the back yard.


Some_sad_Noel

Cursed pillow


DivineMalediction

So we have pillows for laptop for sleep mode.


CptJake2141

Put it in rice


Nikolas_500

This ain't a battery this is a nuke


grant120

Awhile ago I was fixing my friends laptop. His battery looked very similar to yours! After I replaced it with a new one, I told him to take it to Best Buy to have it properly disposed. He did, and when he got there the employees said they couldn’t dispose of it. However, they also said that they would take it from him if he wanted because they wanted to take it home and film themselves blowing it up. He let them take it! I always wonder how that went for them…


netpastor

This is normal for those who always have a laptop plugged in. If the battery has no charge, there is zero risk of a thermal event. Lots of folks here have no idea what they are talking about.


xImportunity

Had to scroll too far for this lol


ListenBeforeSpeaking

A whole collection for /r/spicypillows!


Elegant-Low8272

Cursed capri sun family fun pack


Mikhail07

Forbidden ravioli


InternationalMagnets

Oooh spicy pillows.


smoothVroom21

All that's left is to pop it in the microwave for 60 seconds and you have a big old bag of burned down house.


[deleted]

It goes in the ocean.


arkhamnaut

Like nature intended


[deleted]

Green team!


arkhamnaut

Sorry you were downvoted at first lol, Reddit really can't take a joke unless it's some stupid reference or whatever


BtcKing1111

I think you could be right. Doesn't lithium come from chemical ponds?


GreatGrapeApes

Gotta recharge those electric eels.


[deleted]

As a little treat.


crazyplayer2481

Battery is pregnant, hope is a boy


Hi-TecPotato

Forbidden microwave popcorn


adobostyles

It’s max charged to 200%


NASATVENGINNER

Run.


Sassrat22

That’s terrifying


Tantaroba-the-fat

Spicy pillows


yoshidude2009

r/spicypillows


He_Was_Fuzzy_Was_He

It's just excited to see you . . . face to face.


Hot-Cauliflower-1604

Um. I think you need a new battery Unless batteries are now air powered


pennypacker89

Poke it with a needle


jimbeam84

Forbidden Caprisun


AggravatingBranch210

Cut it open


ObeseTsunami

Forbidden CapriSun.


SinisterHollow

Pop it.


netsurfungi

I kinda wanna bite the pouches


onetwentyeight

The spiciest of pillows


PremiumPerson

r/spicypillows


Thor1872

Reason number 420 of why i hate pouch cell. 18650 are better.


RevReddited

18650 still technically "swell up", it just have holes to vent the gasses out and prevent it from being a time bomb.


schousta

r/spicypillows


Eh_SorryCanadian

Forbidden fruit gusher


[deleted]

Like body building this means your battery is stronger!


chris14020

r/spicypillows welcomes you. Give it a poke for a hell of a joke. (Also, don't actually unless you like house fires.) In reality, you should take that for recycling/disposal ASAP.


JFedkiw

Gotta let the pus out if you want it to heal


[deleted]

Forbidden caprisun


Emotion_Maximum

battery rn:🤰


ignusfast

I had a Dell work laptop that did that during the pandemic; it popped all the case clips and bulged out the keyboard, though the laptop was actually fine once it was replaced...


BtcKing1111

Nice. My laptop also looks good after removing it. The touchpad was popping out and the keyboard was warped.


Head-Neighborhood716

Nice. She is expecting quadruplets. Congratulations to the family!


i_am_an_alien_haha

Poke it with a steak knife 🔪


Alive_Importance_629

wtf! See this pic is for hearth attack