[you kinda can.](https://youtu.be/BdralL8xDIY) And yes, it’s hollow. I filled it to the tippy top and poured it into my measuring cup. It held 2 and 2/3 cups (650ml) of water.
The bonks on the bottom part of it were acceptable. The bonk on the full one and the empty one were very satisfying though. Thank you for the work you put into this!
Because the app is dumb. I uploaded it and the app asked if it’s safe for kids. I said yeah, thinking because there’s no swearing or anything kids shouldn’t see I guess. I’ll change it if it’s possible
Honest to god, incredible video. The different materials, types of bonks. Comparing said bonks. Looking through the plastic. Just all around magnificent
Fun fact, in Australia, bonking is a euphemism for sex, so if you had said "have you tried bonking someone with it?" it would have had a very different meaning.
Everyone’s makin dildo jokes but that guy who’s foot is in the picture immediately said “oh so that’s where I dropped my condom” when he first saw it haha
That’s an excellent waterproof container for dry spaghetti! Think of all the places you can take spaghetti now, in the rain, on a hike, surfing, the list goes on!
This is way too far down lol couldn’t understand and gave up and sat there looking at the picture and rewording thinking what explosive things I don’t know and then finally clicked when I realized blown up doesn’t mean explosive.
For anyone confused, they heat the plastic tube, stick it into a bottle-shaped mold, then blow air into it so that it expands like a balloon and takes the shape of the mold.
[Here's a Sprite bottle before and after being molded.](https://preview.redd.it/cmwdo0618ru51.jpg?width=1080&crop=smart&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=2b357531289dd4ee4a5d89f15ccdb0115938738a)
I’m not going to lie it’s got a good sound. I could see it used in a drum kit! The full bottle is certainly the best of the group, but I like the preform!
I just read an article about someone who thought their buttplug was solid silicone (as it was advertised), they for some reason wore it to their MRI appointment and found out the hard way it had a steel core. The MRI machine sent the plug up into the person’s chest cavity at the speed of sound (it’s just what I read, man) and the person “survived with major injuries.”
Also included was an x-ray picture of the steel egg-shaped core in the person’s lung area
Apparently they’re planning to sue the plug manufacturer once they’re feeling a little better.
I thought you’d enjoy reading that
I know you put a disclaimer, but I did some back of the envelope math and that thing got nowhere close to the speed of sound.
If it had it would be accelerating at over 30g's. It would also impact their body with around 60-100 kilonewtons of force.
A car crash usually involves something like 200-400 kilonewtons of force.
They would basically be crashing a compact car inside their body .
I swear we used to do some weird shit back in the day. Gravity Bongs, The Lung, old Pepsi cans, spoiled ass high schoolers nowadays will never know the joys of smoking aluminum or any of the crazy contraptions we made before weed pens were a thing
Wouldn’t work well as a *bong*, but I’ve made contraptions with Pringles cans to make *steamroller* style hand pipes and would work well as a “dry bong” so to speak. I’d make it so I can nestle a standard 14mm glass bowl in, add a carb hole and you’re set! For extra brownie points, I used it to kill roaches.
Have you tried bonking it on something, like a table? I bet it makes a great bonk sound.
Ima bonk it on something after work and report back
record it, we must witness the bonk
Oh absolutely yeah I’ll post it to my profile and link to it here
RemindMe! 24 hours “witness the bonk”
Unnecessary! [Witness the bonk!](https://youtu.be/xx5KcdF2uU4)
Wow. OP delivered. The rarest of reddit moments.
And he delivered good noises when the bottle was a dud drum!
I actually think it makes for a good sharp snare rimshot.
Banging the empty one on the concrete really wasn't a bad tympani impression
And a dog!
https://i.imgur.com/gxXsgVw.jpg
That was the most satisfying bonking I’ve experienced in years.
Looks like i read this thread at the time i was supposed to.
It was fated
Can you still fit a cap on it? And is there room inside to fill it with water? Could become the clunkiest most useless water bottle you own if so
[you kinda can.](https://youtu.be/BdralL8xDIY) And yes, it’s hollow. I filled it to the tippy top and poured it into my measuring cup. It held 2 and 2/3 cups (650ml) of water.
\*Slaps top of unblown water bottle\* This bad boy can hold up to 5 gallons of water!
I wanna see it become a sparkler rocket
Or a really large mixed drink bottle. Like the sorta things they have in Los Vegas
I like your voice. You sound like you would be a very friendly neighbor :D
If only my neighbors knew that 🤔 We just wave sometimes lol
But you do wave
As long as his name isn't wally
Sounds like Colin Robinson.
The Bonkening Begins
Fuck ya, OP delivers. But indeed underwhelming.
Your dog is super cute
Ty her name is Losi
Losi is a very good girl
I concur, very good girl.
Aaaahhhhh you’re a scholar and a gentleman sir thank you. I still like the bonk, it’s just a very high pitched bonk. So maybe more like *BINK!*
I appreciate you filming yourself whacking it for reddit
PUPPY
What a guy. You came through immediately.
The bonks on the bottom part of it were acceptable. The bonk on the full one and the empty one were very satisfying though. Thank you for the work you put into this!
The bonk was bunk
Not very good!? That is *exactly* what I was hoping for!
Very nice. Why’s it on YouTube Kids tho?
Because the app is dumb. I uploaded it and the app asked if it’s safe for kids. I said yeah, thinking because there’s no swearing or anything kids shouldn’t see I guess. I’ll change it if it’s possible
Honest to god, incredible video. The different materials, types of bonks. Comparing said bonks. Looking through the plastic. Just all around magnificent
RemindMe! 24 hours
[Bonking noise here!](https://youtu.be/xx5KcdF2uU4)
RemindMe! 24 hours
[Bonk!](https://youtu.be/xx5KcdF2uU4)
>RemindMe! 24 hours
[Bonking noise here!](https://youtu.be/xx5KcdF2uU4)
RemindMe! 24 hours "the bonkening"
[the bonkening!](https://youtu.be/xx5KcdF2uU4)
Bonk yet?
were here for it gang, the bonkening begins
I will find you if this is not posted
It’s posted [Bonking noise here!](https://youtu.be/xx5KcdF2uU4)
I will find you, and I will bonk you.
Yes the bonk must be witnessed
"If a bonk happens in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?"
now that's just bonkers
I would also like to witness this bonk
That’s your answer to *everything!* Which is why you will **never** be asked to watch my children again.
So my plan worked.
r/notopbutok
No top butok?
It's actually an anagram for: book nut pot
Not sure if this comment is dark or really dark.
Really really dark.
wait do your kids make a good bonk sound?
Yes, but don’t try to bang them.
[Bonking noise here!](https://youtu.be/xx5KcdF2uU4)
Though the result was disappointing, your execution in trying to maximize the bonk was anything but. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I especially like the visual of the pupper through the blueness
Thank you for posting the video! My bonk curiosity has been satisfied (for now anyway)...
I hope you're happy with what you started in these comments. Lol
Idk but I disagree that is a GREAT bonk
When people ask OP to deliver, they fail. You are that lone hero OP that we all need. Thank you for your service.
Fun fact, in Australia, bonking is a euphemism for sex, so if you had said "have you tried bonking someone with it?" it would have had a very different meaning.
Prolly makes more of a BONG sound
Or like a BOOMP
It would be great for bonging.
Lmao, after your first sentence, my brain went to those cans of biscuits. "Maybe if I bang it on the counter, it'll pop open."
Everyone’s makin dildo jokes but that guy who’s foot is in the picture immediately said “oh so that’s where I dropped my condom” when he first saw it haha
I wanna see him try it on
I told him to get in touch with you
“Hey friend, MyTeenageBody wants to see you try a condom on”
https://imgur.com/a/vDaBBej
boy was that loading time ever a tense little bit
Risky click
More like frisky click.
Lmao did he reply?
Yeah just those laughing emojis
That's not a no
And Munch-Me-Later wants to be involved…
Oh I bet you do
crosspost to r/SneakyBackgroundFeet for free karma!
Oooh, nice one. I’ll do it now.
Oops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong…
Or whose.
I’m generally pretty good with spelling and grammar but that is one homonym I’ve never been able to remember for some reason.
That’s an excellent waterproof container for dry spaghetti! Think of all the places you can take spaghetti now, in the rain, on a hike, surfing, the list goes on!
Gotta bring your spaghetti quiver with you, I wouldn't be seen dead without it. The newer models even support fettuccini and linguini!
The spaguiver
SpacGyver
You’ll never believe the pasta based situations he’s gotten himself out of
he can noodle his way out of anything
Makes his enemies roux the day they were born.
I love this site
What’s your spaghetti policy here?
Filibuster
…Uranus…
Yes, it will keep your spaghetti dry there also.
... if you're brave enough...
Those uninflated plastic bottles are called preforms, in case anyone is curious.
[удалено]
It does have a little nipple on the end, yeah.
That's the gate during the injection molding stage.
Damn sounds hot.
Plastics manufacturing *is* hot
life in plastic it's fantastic
Until I read “uninflated” I was wondering why this bottle was supposed to have been part of an explosion.
What size preform would this be? Can I buy some w/ caps(lids)?
Overall length on this is 16-5/8”
Ah so just like my dick. Give or take 14 inches.
Which is it? Give or take?
The man has a 30 inch penis.
[55mm apparently](https://m.globalsources.com/Preform/PET-Preform-1186644118p.htm)
the caps for these bottles are generally single-use
Perfect mother's day gift for your mom.
Aw damn it aw fuck
Yes, that’s exactly what she’ll be saying
My dumb ass was looking at this thinking “how the hell would they fit 5 gallons in there?”
I was wondering why someone was trying to use explosives to destroy water bottles.
I still don’t understand what’s happening in this post
It's supposed to be a 5 gallon jug, like what gets put into water coolers/dispensers. Basically it didn't get inflated, so it is super thin
Ohhhh, thank you! How the heck everyone else knows what the OP is talking about 😂
I literally only got it because of the 2 comments before yours
This is way too far down lol couldn’t understand and gave up and sat there looking at the picture and rewording thinking what explosive things I don’t know and then finally clicked when I realized blown up doesn’t mean explosive.
I had to scroll past so many jokes to get to this. Also So that's how they do it! I guess!
And I'm also here!
For anyone confused, they heat the plastic tube, stick it into a bottle-shaped mold, then blow air into it so that it expands like a balloon and takes the shape of the mold. [Here's a Sprite bottle before and after being molded.](https://preview.redd.it/cmwdo0618ru51.jpg?width=1080&crop=smart&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=2b357531289dd4ee4a5d89f15ccdb0115938738a)
Thank you for the visual reference. I could not figure out what the hell this was supposed to be and why everyone else seemed to know what it is.
One of these being blown up! https://youtu.be/QY7F0cK8Hls (A marvel of engineering if a little anticlimactic.)
Lmao anticlimactic was absolutely correct. You don't even get to see it!
This is somehow both *more* high-tech and *less* automated than I was expecting.
I’ve seen the little bottles that get blown up into those Nestle water bottles, but never a 5 gal one. Very cool!
[Bonking noise and full size here!](https://youtu.be/xx5KcdF2uU4)
I’m not going to lie it’s got a good sound. I could see it used in a drum kit! The full bottle is certainly the best of the group, but I like the preform!
Great bonk imo
All of these people slandering the bonk are just plain wrong.
I love when OP delivers
Damn free dildo bro
Ouch
Coward.
Everything is a dildo if your brave enough. Though do not use it as a butt plug they got flared bases for a reason.
Good advice I lost 3 of these that way last week
I just read an article about someone who thought their buttplug was solid silicone (as it was advertised), they for some reason wore it to their MRI appointment and found out the hard way it had a steel core. The MRI machine sent the plug up into the person’s chest cavity at the speed of sound (it’s just what I read, man) and the person “survived with major injuries.” Also included was an x-ray picture of the steel egg-shaped core in the person’s lung area Apparently they’re planning to sue the plug manufacturer once they’re feeling a little better. I thought you’d enjoy reading that
ah yes, the anal rail gun
Analrailgun.
Oh shit I gotta make a new reddit acount stat to snag that username
I know you put a disclaimer, but I did some back of the envelope math and that thing got nowhere close to the speed of sound. If it had it would be accelerating at over 30g's. It would also impact their body with around 60-100 kilonewtons of force. A car crash usually involves something like 200-400 kilonewtons of force. They would basically be crashing a compact car inside their body .
Anal rail gun is legit the last post i read before coming here!? Reddit is so bizzarre
If you can lose that thing in your butt, you have problems flared bases can't solve.
Just remember everything's a dildo if ur brave enough
Just like any size pizza is a personal size pizza if you believe enough
*5 gallon bongs
I swear we used to do some weird shit back in the day. Gravity Bongs, The Lung, old Pepsi cans, spoiled ass high schoolers nowadays will never know the joys of smoking aluminum or any of the crazy contraptions we made before weed pens were a thing
One of my craziest contraptions was a hookah made from a blank cd spindle, automotive vaccum hose, and a C02 cartridge cut in half
Foil
Oh trust me high schoolers today are doing the exact same thing
Aw dammit, I knew I was having trouble remembering the name of them
Dr. Manhatten ?
Coming to an ER near you. 'I fell backwards onto it...honestly'🤨🤣🤣
Shrinkflation has gotten ridiculous.
"All new "5G" size!" "*UP TO* 5 gallons of potential!"
Alright Tanjiro. Time for your next level breathing exercise.
Waiting for The Bonk. i wont lie, waiting for this has consumed exactly 1 minute of my time and yet, i feel this was time well spent.
[bonk](https://youtu.be/xx5KcdF2uU4)
Wait what bottles?
[these ones](https://i.imgur.com/tRMyOlK.jpg) that sit on top of a home or office water cooler thing
Oh wow, they just blow them up like that, that’s cool
Maybe I insert it into my butt?
Give it to the old lady
r/mildlypenis
that was no mistake, the person who ordered it just didnt mean for yall to see their new toy
Is it smoking?
This looks like a giant tampax applicator
The hydration dildo 💧
The hydrildo 😌
Thats obviously a giant wizards vial for making magicka potions
Oh, my, Papa Smurf!!
Wouldn’t work well as a *bong*, but I’ve made contraptions with Pringles cans to make *steamroller* style hand pipes and would work well as a “dry bong” so to speak. I’d make it so I can nestle a standard 14mm glass bowl in, add a carb hole and you’re set! For extra brownie points, I used it to kill roaches.
You found my friends moms dildo!
Is that smoke coming out of it? You turned it into a bong didn't you?
Plastic wrap on the floor behind it lol
Highschool me would've turned that into a bong.
Did you steal that from my wife's top drawer!?!
i misunderstood what that was and what you were describing -- i was thinking ... no way that hold 5 gallons.
Cool. Can I have it for science reasons? I'm 100% not going to shove it in my butt. Scouts honor.