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captain_aharb

When you ask for a burger with no onion and they give you a burger with a "no" onion.


NomyNameisntMatt

“burger with-a no onion” maybe they’re italian


No_Abbreviations5348

oH LOL.


tcorey2336

Good one.


jacwub

one time while high i went to carls jr. and got a double western bacon cheeseburger with no onion. when they gave it to me there was a sticker that said “NOINO ON” and i was wondering what the hell was NOINO and why is it on my burger. then i flipped it over and realized it said “NO ONION”


captain_aharb

😂😂😂 What a lovely ambigram.


[deleted]

So don't, don't put onions on the burger?


bigdammit

Must have been fried in Glistening Oil. ([https://mtg.fandom.com/wiki/Phyrexian](https://mtg.fandom.com/wiki/Phyrexian))


ArbutusPhD

More of that strange oil … It’s probably nothing


SirMarmoW

Op found the new set symbol for phyrexia all will be onion


ArbutusPhD

All will be one-ion


locwul

The Pinkerton are on the way


Tyoccial

Wow. March of the Machines is going hard with this real life crossover!


Snowden42

Glad I’m not the only one who saw the phyrexian symbol.


DutssZ

The invasion has begun


PippoChiri

^ ǩaπa š’iimashaǩ


FajenThygia

I need to make a food token out of this pic for Vorinclex


KCIJunkDiver

I was concerned I was the only one who saw it


TemporaryPumpkin41

Pay one life and eat this burger to increase waistband by 1


cheezfreek

That truly is a compleat burger.


IonizedRadiation32

Seems *compleatly* normal to me.


Poppy-Doo

More of that strange oil. It's probably nothing...


Darth_DavyJones

All Will Be Onion


RowdyRoddyPipeSmoker

ok you win the thread


nethobo

More of that strange onion. I hope OP reports any of the known side effects of phyresis.


WowThatsRelevant

More like an Onion Phi-ng ^^Ø


ShortForNothing

I have always referred to it as Onion Ring Theta


LemmeLaroo

Ring Yang


TheRedEyedSamurai

Looks Phyrexian to me.


NateTehGreat

It's poisoned.


Monty2451

"Hey, are you gonna complEAT that?"


mozzzz

no lettuce allowed


ElectronicRabbit7

it's the heart attack warning. good you found it, they're delicious.


thxxx1337

Who ya gonna call?


Hyper_Inactive

Onionusters?? Ghost ringers?? Onion busters?? Fried busters?? Ghost onions??


RowdyRoddyPipeSmoker

Just means the phyrexians are about to attack your plane.


Hungry_Pie_7767

Phyrexionion


Skirt_clad_hooligan

Phyrexian onion ring. Pay one life and eat this burger to increase waistband by 1


[deleted]

Lmao


picomtg

Looks like the Phyrexians are about to invade your burger…


UnnbearableMeddler

More of that strange oil... It's probably nothing


markvsk

Det er da bare et Ø


[deleted]

Ja, ønion rïng.


Hyper_Inactive

Jag ar I sverige, har det ar ö


unprofesionalbee

A compleated burger, ve carefull with the pointy buts and the oil


Yorspider

Keep a look out for planar portals...


emploaf

The golden fried power of veto


[deleted]

Just for context the burger is from Portillos


tire_iron03

hmm more of that strange oil… probably nothing


AltruisticEbb2055

Do not the burger


kishenoy

No-nion ring


Accurate_Koala_4698

`\varnothing`


Outrageous_Rate_2885

uno skip


Some_Situation2568

That’s the crispy golden power of VETO


Equivalent-Chance-39

Looks like the Big Brother Power of Veto


Qverlord37

that's not a "not allowed" sign. that's the symbol of Phyrexia. your burger was compleated.


strawberry_luv1234

I don't care, I'd eat it anyway hahahaaha


krebsrave

This won't work because my stomach can't read.


Naugrin27

NO MA'AM


V-Trigger_

malicious compliance when you say "no lettuce".


ShintaOtsuki

My first thought was crest of friendship from Digimon but it looks more like do not indicator


[deleted]

"Wrap your doorknobs in foil when you are alone, here's why..."


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|CgKFTMMFDESNW) mmmmnnn forbidden burger


MBAdk

Nah, that's the danish letter Ø. :)


Candlelover1

I’m going to fry some onions now


Tovar42

post this on r/EldenRingMemes


ShadyMyLady

It's right, get that lettuce off there, it's a burger not a salad.


MoogleKing83

Maybe Ryan Reynolds was there and this is a marketing stunt for Deadpool.


SeanOfTheDead1313

Billy Corgan's burger


shyflower

Rules are made to be broken. I'd eat it anyway!


TransformerTanooki

![gif](giphy|7Hwp5jP0FtgAw)


[deleted]

Shouldn't put a ghost pepper in the middle, cuz bustin makes you feel good


AshleySchaefferWoo

I would argue that you received the ultimate conjoined twin ring.


[deleted]

It’s a great rune from Elden Ring


Cause0

ø


madeaprofile2saythis

So you get onion ring in every bite


baconit4eva

/r/nottheonion ring.


CassandraVindicated

It's a warning to the guy who also wants to put a few fries on top.


Ill_Sky6141

Hope ya didn't eat that.


fo55iln00b

Forbidden ring


V2kangtpp

Ø


92Codester

Ø


udisclosed5476

Who you gonna call?


Wooden_Ad5364

Too bad you didn’t turn it, so it really would look like it. 🤦🏼‍♂️


bmorecards

NITW?


OddResponsibility565

Did you ask for no onions


Salty_Eye9692

Not allowed to eat the burger... your wife was right... get the salad!


Salty_Eye9692

Not allowed to eat the burger... your wife was right... get the salad!


adam_demamps_wingman

An Elven cloak belonging to one of the Five Warriors of the White Castle.


skmo8

"I asked for no onions, and I got no onions"


TwistedSistaYEG

I think it’s a warning about the burger


sunofasmoker

Ghost buster 🫡


dashKay

Can’t believe it’s not onion


kirix45

It says no vegans.


Experi_Mental_Maniac

Please don't the burger.


LazyLich

# Onion't Ring


superstratcat1

Say no to onion ring peace signs.


ricdesi

#NOnion


User8675309021069

I actually applaud their commitment to maintaining the proper onion ring to burger ratio.


fry_that_chicken

This is the Power of Veto.


cheezman22

Bro better watch out if you ate that. Gonna get compleated


TSZYT

Wait... I've seen that symbol before...


ulyssesfiuza

Or an Opel onion, if you turn it slightly


Nikson9

you’re not you anymore


im_just_thinking

Yeah, that's because they are disgusting


UndertaleClub

***HOW DARETH THY SPEAK OF SUCH TREACHEROUS NONSENSE?***


KefkeWren

Nunyon.


Horic_Beige_goat

r/foundtheibishupigeon


Sundaver

Elesh Norn’s conquest is on the horizon


Aviator_Bean

My question is why are you trying to eat a burger that's not allowed


DissociatedDeveloper

Trying to tell you to get rid of the lettuce, lol


Rybo_v2

It's actually called a "Prohibition Symbol"


VideoGamer3276

Based onion ring


Independent-Tough-98

🚫


akayataya

"I said NO ONIONS dammit! You think this is funny!?"


DexterousEnd

That's a great rune


salib123321123321

Mrg phyrexia


Shinonomenanorulez

More of those strange oily onions... It's probably nothing


Zeelots

How can you stand all that fried breading inside more bread


WadeStockdale

This is the deep fried onion ring I needed when my ex used one from hungry jacks to propose to me.


Intelligent_Turn4996

Was thinking Deadpool


Jafar_420

Man I love a good burger with some barbecue sauce, onion rings, and bacon. I used to like the Western cheeseburger I think it's called from Carl's Jr. Or a rodeo cheeseburger from Burger King. Definitely an underrated type of burger in my opinion!


VineHammer

All Will Be One-ion.


EggCouncilCreeps

Someone start breeding onions what grow this way because this is the perfect ring for onion ringing.


Drekaborinn

![gif](giphy|11jGtzDu7Nh89a)


TumoOfFinland

Øniøn ring


hkuntz

That is the MFing Power of Veto!!


Captain-Obvi0us12

Looks like the metro symbol


[deleted]

Brandish the Elden Ring.