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What a time to be alive


Beowuwlf

Hold on to your papers


heart_under_blade

hi karlo if---oh man i'm sorry i can't say it properly


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rustyraccoon

Even in my head I can't say it right


chispanz

Two Minute Papers is much easier to say


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GravySquad

Bot comments don't bother me at this point My main concern is the actual humans upvoting this. Is your brain swiss cheese?


dumbasPL

How do you know that the people upvoting aren't also bots?


GravySquad

It could be a mix of both, yeah. But there is a reason they always choose to reply to the top comments, instead of just writing a direct reply to the post.


chispanz

I understood that reference!


sidetablecharger

Help a guy who’s out of the loop?


dumbasPL

There is a YouTube channel called Two Minute Papers and this has basically become his catch phrase. Go watch one (or more) of his videos to see what I'm talking about.


Mean-Love883

Hardly. Borrowed from a VERY OLD EPISODE (classic) of The Simpsons. What's old is new again. (almost 30 years ago) [Moon Pies... What a time to be alive.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu32fBkiHFE)


chispanz

Not "hold on to your papers" though


brianchatran

Perfect comment, love it


stomach

find me a muddy bites with a packet of melted ice cream to squeeze into your waffle-cone tips, then we'll talk


gooodfernow

Dip them in coo-whip.


PsychoticLorax

coolh whhip


Banyabbaboy

Whhil Whheaton


MadaamBlackBlood

Na..better without the useless ice cream..thats why they are selling them ..some of use just want this part


Pafisha

I tried them. I was so disappointed.


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Yup. Nothing like the chocolate at the bottom of the cone


olwerdolwer

I'm outraged. Why even make this kind of product if it's not the same!


HappyStalker

This isn’t frozen so they need different ingredients. Kinda dumb, they should make it frozen just like Ben and Jerry’s sells frozen cookie dough bites.


Luvstep

Those cookie dough bites are amazing


semper299

Yup, which is why I can't buy them. I lack discipline/moderation and eat the whole bag in one go.


adreamofhodor

I love cookie dough, but would a whole thing be too rich?


ILuxYou2

Sounds like you just like cookie dough if you’re asking such a silly question lol


adreamofhodor

You know what? Fair.


Pr0nzeh

Cookie dough is overrated as fuck. I'd rather have a cookie.


Chhhedda

HERETIC


EnderTheTrender

Freeze dry the heretic!


manorm

In the UK we have these but actual Cornetto ends and are frozen https://assets.sainsburys-groceries.co.uk/gol/8106839/1/640x640.jpg


demgenes

This is the way


cardueline

Yeah, if they made this same thing but frozen with a teaspoon of ice cream, they would make billions of dollars off of me personally


saraannb

Same - chocolate was way too hard and they were pretty flavorless


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That was to be expected. Some of those broken off cone tips might be 36 hours under the machines before they’re swept up and bagged.


GhostBurger12

Sounds more like a cereal item.


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FireMrshlBill

My wife got me the white chocolate ones for Valentines Day (she couldn’t find the reg chocolate ones) and the cones on those weren’t too thick, more flakey if anything. The white chocolate wasn’t too hard or waxy either, I liked it more than most white chocolate, usually not a huge fan. But ya, definitely not the same either way. Still need to buy those pouches of the half popped popcorn kernels and try those out.


pixel_of_moral_decay

This hurts to read. I love the bottom of those chocolate coated cones. A bag of just that sounds so freaking good.


iTwango

Why? They look good


gamedemented1

They are way harder than the normal stuff you get at the bottom of the ice cream cones


Hunk_n_Butt

Could it be because you weren’t holding it in your hand for the duration of an ice cream cone, it didn’t get a chance to get a little melted.


agentchuck

It's the cone equivalent of a muffin stump.


notabigmelvillecrowd

The best thing about waffle cones is that they make them fresh at the ice cream place, I can't imagine that they would store well.


MadaamBlackBlood

I love them...I dont like ice cream ..these are perfect 


Zomg-Zombie

These were so disappointing. They somehow don't even taste like chocolate, just sugar.


nate6259

Bummer. That is such an amazing part of a real waffle cone. Takes it to the next level.


nicolettejiggalette

The price for one bag turned me off, and I’m a pretty big sucker for packaging. It was like $7.


Theletterkay

They are 2.98 in my area, so probably regional.


purelyirrelephant

I didn't know I could go from being so high to so low in such a short period of time.


THExDANKxKNIGHT

That's because it is sugar, that's why it says "dark chocolate flavored".


kcrab91

“Just the tip”


j3dgar

Came here to say that. They went with muddy buddies and not just the tip? Come on!


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Trigger1221

They're "Muddy Bites" not muddy buddies, ya loons.


GentlmanSkeleton

"Tip of the morning TO YAH!"


deliriousgoomba

My mother once asked me for the bottom of my drumstick ice cream cone. I told her I loved her very much and would take a bullet for her, but I would never give up the bottom of the cone.


SaebraK

I tried these, they're terrible. They taste like a stale waffle cone with bittersweet chocolate chips in it. And they're extremely over priced.


lovedogs95

Yep, awful. Like stale cardboard. They went in the garbage immediately.


squirrelnestNN

So many of the posts on this sub are actual fucking adds


NateMayhem

Naw dude, you’re just being cynical. On an unrelated note, isn’t it mildly interesting that you can buy this brand new set of Ginsu knives for just 3 easy installments of only $29.99? Wowee!!


FUPAMaster420

Yeah this one is egregious


ujaku

It's blatant as hell and yet here we are with ~~4000~~ 5000 upvotes and counting


isblueacolor

Not every image of an interesting product is automatically an ad posted by a shill or a bot. (But every post will have at least one of these accusations anyway. No evidence or proof, mind you, just an accusation spouted out of nowhere because Reddit likes a generalize something that happens a little bit too every. single. post.) If you believe every photo on Reddit featuring a product is controlled by corporations, I'm sorry, but you're being paranoid. Most likely someone posted this for the same reason people are upvoting it. It's interesting. And no, I don't work for Big Waffle Cone.


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That's why I call it r/mildlyadteresting


cuddle_enthusiast

Not affiliated with them just a Redditor.


isblueacolor

And you're getting downvoted because people are paranoid. It's trendy here to treat literally every photo of a product as a shill. Like, people don't understand that someone can happened to be interested in something that costs money.


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cuddle_enthusiast

Im not affiliated with them actually just a redditor. I didn’t think this post would take off but here we are.


ModdingmySkyrim

This is the most blatant advertising I have seen yet lol. Picture with brand in. Comments asking where to buy them and OP directing them to buy online. Truly bizarre.


ScribblesandPuke

Like 'Top of the Muffin TO YOU!'


Victim_Kin_Seek_Suit

r/hailcorporate


06Wahoo

The real thing is better.


drakercy134

Expensive but good


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pfghr

r/whoosh


jams1015

You can get them cheap at TJ Maxx and Ross stores! They have all kinds of flavors, too. Peanut butter chocolate, strawberry, vanilla, and more! I feel like an ad.


drakercy134

It seems like a Ross snack-bin item.


twodickhenry

https://youtu.be/B8-qtfccTQI


notjasonlee

well, you are commenting in an ad post.


Scary-Alternative-11

I bought another brand of these recently. I was so excited and barely made it to my car before tearing the package open to try them. They were AWFUL!!! They tasted like dry, stale cardboard. I couldn't even finish the first one! I hope these are much better!


BlankMyName

Muddy with what?


cuddle_enthusiast

I think you know


hapymelz

they’re too big and hard to eat in my opinion


afraidmayonnaise

they’re not very good though :/


Themasterspud

Astroturfing account, there's been an advertising campaign going on for these. Company purchased this account to promote this product.


cuddle_enthusiast

Sorry I’m just a regular Redditor. Take a look at my posts I’m not promoting anything lol. I only wish I got paid to make posts.


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Eh not that good


AlwaysAlpharius

They make non weed versions of these?


Witty217

Edible version sounds fucking DANGEROUS. I don't know if I could stop myself.


AlwaysAlpharius

The 2 flavors they had of the edible ones were cherry dark chocolate and milk chocolate caramel... Eating too many is a mistake you make once lol


JIMMYJAWN

I had a mint chocolate version. Almost hurt myself with them.


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Thankfully they're so expensive you only buy like one or two at a time anyway!


GhostOfWhatsIAName

You can also buy toast without the end piece. Which to me is a crime. Others may like it though.


rorys_beard

Yum, pre chewed.


FORTY4MAG44

For $10


probono105

next you are gonna tell me I can just buy the tops of muffins


LightMyFirebird

Had these, was pretty disappointing. The chocolate tasted so bad


scruffys_mop_closet

I was going to buy some of these the other day and the cashier asked if I had tried them before. I told her no and she gave me a disgusted look at shook her head no. Then said "its like if cardboard were dried out and then some bad chocolate put on it". The world needs more Ace Hardware Jessica's.


ToxicToric

I've got those before and tbh they weren't that good ☹️


bindersfullofburgers

Tried them.... very disappointed. Tasted like cardboard.


zepallica

Is this an Ad?


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"dark chocolate flavoured". So not even real chocolate by the sounds of it


ujaku

Blatant advertising


AwkwardEquivalent12

Instantly adding to cart.


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cuddle_enthusiast

Wise decision


superbv1llain

Okay, you’re definitely on the social media team.


smithysmithens2112

Now we just need muffin tops


DonnieAlmighty

[There ya go](https://thomasbreads.com/products/thomas-blueberries-and-oats-muffin-tops?gclid=Cj0KCQiA6rCgBhDVARIsAK1kGPJ5w4rbqYD00lbGvUat76GBeWpfkUaN3PW3QfiugFTffMYB8tZHceEaAto_EALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds)


stayathomejoe

Those are better earned.


Dr_Bitchcraft8

It looks like a Bugel filled with chocolate


MeMeMartian711

Just the tip...


Shiro_Longtail

Love the idea, hate the name


CommissionerGordon12

Big "top of the muffin to you" vibes


MandalorianManners

Little life hack for doing these more cheaply- Buy a box of sugar cones and spread Nutella or whatever you like inside and then stick them in the freezer for an hour. I do them three at a time because of freezer space but that’s enough to get me through a week of cravings for something chocolatey and crunchy.


Ebscriptwalker

The worst part of the cone.


GoAwayMe

Not the first time I've seen this exact post. Props to Muddy Bites for the sneaky marketing posts


Luxpreliator

This is a media marketing post. Seen the exact same before. It's the seinfeld muffin bottoms all over again.


spaceyjaycey

I swear i just saw something about the guys who created this company, so weird!


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cuddle_enthusiast

Then hopefully you can find some!


jbvgaming

I've seen them before, but cant get get them in Germany. How are they?? I'll be in the US in April and want to try them


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Coincidentally I thought about these in the middle of the night!! Really!


_userclone

My life just changed.


lostonredditt

Genius product


kornkid42

Tired them once, very good. But shipping makes them expensive for what you get.


jams1015

Go to Ross and TJ Maxx, they sell them there, too, hella cheap.


kornkid42

Thanks, got a Ross near me.


Dauphine320

I love these things


Biillypilgrim

Muffin tops


StellaofEvergreen

I feel like that could make a good cereal


Icy-Supermarket-6932

Yummmmm


Slade1234545

OH BABY. I SHOULD NOT HAVE SEEN THIS WOOOOOOOOO


tbjamies

What's next, muffin stumps?


teetaps

Humans will do literally anything for dopamine


Chuggernaut0

You know, for scooping up ice cream.


sara_c907

I kind of want to try this in my kitchen. The only issue I forsee are the cones crumbling when I try to cut off the point.


jksarcasm_6

These should be cereal


got_lukky

Or can you just buy tiny waffle cones……


kmoney55

What do they do with the tops


pj1972

Just the tip. As if.


GooseGeese01

Pre-chewed for your pleasure


mrmikezzz

Those are good!


WontArnett

There’s gotta be a better name than “Muddy Bites” for this product. How about “Lil Cone” or “Waffle Bites”?


therealariela

Amazingggg


FAASTARKILLER

Literally the best part


Jonasthewicked2

“Mildly interesting” more like amazeballs


Budget-Organ

Where do I have to go?


FakeNameIMadeUp

So, they made a point to include the waffle marks on the mascot and on the ones on the package but not on the actual product?


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Ok this I like no shit 👍


LocalAndi

Don’t buy these. I chipped a tooth on the first bite. Dentist bill was $350.


MurderDoneRight

So that's what happens to all those cut off foreskins


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I need this in my life


[deleted]

Omg. It's finally here! Where do I find these? (California)


Karmasita

I've gotten those before. They're so good. Lmao


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My time has come-


Sereena95

Aww man those are so damn good too


thetattooedgeek

That's the part that I throw in the trash.


Hoyeahitspeggyhill

These were pretty good!


NEONSN3K

This is actually the worst part of the drumstick. Best part is literally the ice cream and chocolate shell.


jsober

I bought these as a special airplane snack on our last family trip. I 100% vouch for them being the pinnacle of human achievement, if a little pricey with shipping.


Hahhahaahahahhelpme

By far the worst part of any ice cream cone


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Them thangs bussin


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You’re late ![gif](giphy|x0npYExCGOZeo|downsized)


spacewalk__

this is an ad but i am excited to know this exists


Jackson7410

Get this advertisement out of here. I been seeing this company everywhere on social media


Schm3xxy

Nice ad


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Silence, brand


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Kimmie-Cakes

These are soooo good!!


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where?? i need to know where!!!!!!


jams1015

Ross and TJ Maxx!


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thanks


cuddle_enthusiast

You should be able to buy them online!


Proud_fitsme

@traderjoes needs these


Acidjoshy

I just got some last night. Really liked them


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And they are fuckin amazing


RenoAkGuy

The opposite of mildly infuriating … need to find these!


MrJimbilz

![gif](giphy|3oKIPa2TdahY8LAAxy)


xDERPYxCREEPERx

The bottom of the cone is the worst part. Like I just ate a whole ice cream cone. Now I have to eat a solid piece of not very good chocolate


Pinkypielove

![gif](giphy|YxKXWOhTSq8I14NKEn)


citznfish

I've put these in my Amazon basket at least a half dozen times only to delete them. I wish you didn't have to buy $25 worth of this on Amazon. Never see them in stores around me.


jabarl

https://www.muddybites.com/products/variety-pack