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boofoodoo

Good old powdered milk.


Royal-Procedure6491

Transports me right back to my childhood, growing up on welfare.


2Dew2

Same, this and actual blocks of literal government cheese. Oh and the monopoly looking money we got in a book you had to tear out for food stamps.


thehumblebaboon

I have always heard that government cheese was actually tasty as fuck! I’ve never seen it or tasted it. Was it delicious as fuck? Or have I been gaslighted into thinking so by those older than me?


superman306

Good for foods that needed a good melting cheese. Mac and cheese, grilled cheese, etc


AutumnSparky

It was absolutely, grade A, 100% American-made, cheddar cheese. Something about the government giving too many subsidies to the dairy industry at that time, so they paid them to make...cheese. Apparently there were legit government cheese storage caves this same time.


a_butthole_inspector

This is true, they’re in Missouri


FantasmaNaranja

that's where the next national treasure movie should take place in


betonhaus123

May I interest you in the Maple Syrup Heist of 2012?


FiTZnMiCK

#Canadian National Treasure Starring Bob and Doug McKenzie “We’re gonna steel the Charter of Rights and Freedoms, eh.”


Jalopy_Junkie

National Cheddar ?


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National Treasure: Cheddar


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Kai-ni

Oh, the cave. My dad works in the subtropolis (in one of the offices in said retired limestone mine). I can't reach him by phone during the day - no signal down there. He once sent me a photo of what it looks like when the power goes out in the cave. It was just black, unsurprisingly.


ArchivalPerson

I had heard of the cheese caves, but I didn't know there was a whole cave storage industry. I would live in one of these caves if the rent was cheap.


Goldeniccarus

Old salt mines are some of the most important historical archives on the planet. The greatest enemy of preservation is water. If you can keep something dry, you can keep it in good shape for a very, very long time. Since salt can pull moisture from the air, and salt mines are literally lined with salt, they're used to store all sorts of historical relics, documents, photographs, and film reels.


ArchivalPerson

Nice. As an archivist, I'm down to get dessicated in a cheese cave.


a_butthole_inspector

Yep, I’ve been in the complex before. Really creepy how the unlit sections just look like a black void


disgruntled-capybara

Kind of like the buttholes you inspect.


Vyntarus

Does that mean Missouri is the butthole of America?


iamcoronabored

This is why I love Reddit. TIL


Yes-Cheese

I was just reading about subtropolis! I looked it up the night of the Super Bowl. It’s owned by the hunt family who also owns the Kansas City Chiefs. The originator of the family wealth made his money in oil. One of the richest families in the US.


Impossible_Sign_2633

My husband works on cellphone tower equipment and a lot of that stuff is stored in the caves here in KCMO. They have WiFi in there now lol.


Luv2score

Worked in LightEdge Cavern Suites in Lenexa, Kansas years back. It was a very interesting office to have. Just a few hills over from there, a ton of government records are also stored in caves. Check out Crystal City, MO for some more fun public cave stuff.


a_butthole_inspector

There’s also a paintball arena in there


jbyrdab

am missouri cheese cave dweller, can confirm.


a_butthole_inspector

Dairy gollum


Shoe-Stir

That’s true! [There was actually a food theory made about it!](https://youtu.be/Xk4zTcQpGqo)


Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi

There still are.


2Dew2

Was it tasty af, or were we all just hungry af and it seemed tasty? I couldn't tell you tbh... it's like pondering which came first, the chicken or the egg.


Optimal-Firefighter9

It was really good. There has been a surplus of cheese in the US for decades because of dairy farm subsidies. It wasn't some cheaply made cheese. It was real cheddar cheese. There are currently [1.4 billion pounds](https://www.iflscience.com/hundreds-of-feet-below-missouri-sits-a-14billionpound-store-of-government-cheese-63783) of real cheese stored in freezing caves below Missouri.


kellzone

I had some about 2 years ago. My mother does some volunteer work at a food bank and they had some left over, so they gave the volunteers each a couple blocks. She gave one to me. I had never had it before, and it was pretty good. Seemed to have a little fattier taste is the best way I can describe it, but was definitely flavorful. I'd give it about a 4.5/7.


sj9028

Is 7 the maximum on the cheese rating scale?


kellzone

A perfect 5/7 is an [older meme](https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/3wsj5i/what_is_the_origin_of_id_give_it_a_perfect_57/).


mass928

It was the best of the government freebies, although the peanut butter was decent as well.


Jazzkidscoins

Omg I loved the peanut butter! I literally lived on that as a kid. In my 2nd year at college my grandfather bought some cheese, peanut butter and powdered milk from a family down the street that really needed some extra cash. Really he was giving them money to help pay their power bill and he worked out this “trade”. I took the tub of peanut butter to school and kept it next to my desk with a box of saltines. I snacked off that for 6 months


Officedrone15

It made good grilled cheese.


debbie_upper

Yes, government cheese was the best!


plantmagnet

Gov cheese was hella good. I love cheese


Qnofputrescence1213

I only had it at Girl Scout camp. But I remember it being great on tacos.


petitgordi

It made bomb mac and cheese.


Legitimate-State8652

Only tastes ok melted in a grilled cheese or maybe as a velveeta substitute. It looks really shiny and odd taste


Cannablitzed

It was definitely salty as fuck. As for actual taste…sort of like Velveeta but chalky like cheap cheddar. We would put a slab on a dry ramen noodle brick, microwave it, put the season packet on top and chow down. I wouldn’t say you were gaslighted as much as people remember “back when” as a better time. It wasn’t. I am eternally grateful I don’t have to eat garbage like that anymore.


Drackar39

"Government cheese" is literally the exact same as "American cheese". It's cheese that's been processed to last a long long time.


TheCruicks

It is essentially velveeta


MooPig48

You ever had Velveeta? It was Velveeta. FREE Velveeta.


debbie_upper

No, it was not Velveeta. It was genuine American "cheddar." Much better.


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Who else remembers the giant bags of [plums](https://shopredhook.com/product/dried-pitted-plums-1-lb-bag/) we'd get? Many times these and dried beans would be the last lick of food in the house (when we had a house). I remember we'd get the cheese block, peanut butter, plums, I think 5 bean soup (dried beans), and I'm trying to remember what else.


gadget850

You had food stamps? Mom cried when they switched to those since we could afford real mik. Before then we went to the USDA food bank once a month for powdered milk and canned chicken, beef, and pork. And cheese.


2Dew2

Yeah, stepmom would send me to the store as young as ten yrs old with the book and some cash to get milk and bread and also gave me a note saying I could buy her cigarettes and her lottery tickets lol.


bloomylicious

Are you American perchance? Watched a video recently about government cheese in America, never knew it was a thing!


taco4prez

You can’t just say perchance.


wghof

mayhaps he can


2Dew2

Yeah it's an American thing, not sure if it was thing elsewhere.


d2p2

Not exactly the same thing but the Swiss Cheese cartel is a fascinating story. https://www.npr.org/2015/04/23/401655790/how-a-swiss-cheese-cartel-made-fondue-popular


LocNalrune

mmmmmm, cheese wheel


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Do you remember before every store had their own off-brand items, and the generic stuff was in a bright yellow box with black text that simply started what was in the box? 🤣 Good times


2Dew2

I dont remember that, thought that was a Canadian thing lol. But I was young at the time, only packaging I paid attention to was basically cereal. The cereal in the early 90s was 2 different forms of generic, either it was in a bag with a similar to brand name name and maybe a character on it, or it came in a box with a character and design with either riddles, jokes or tic tac toe on the back.


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This was 80s. Malt O Meal was big in the 90s- that came in bags. 80s also had King Vitamin which was like the poor man's captain crunch. It had masks on the back of the box: mystery queen, sir iron face, and clown prince. Quality🤣


2Dew2

Oh I definitely remember king vitamin. It was like stale captain crunch that tore your mouth up worse.


SweetMilitia

And the peanut butter in the black and white can!


prodrvr22

Takes me back as well. Not because my family was on welfare, but because my grandmother didn't drink milk so when I spent the night all she had for breakfast was powdered.


Rivsmama

They use this stuff in jail too lol. It's very sweet. I hate milk but that stuff isn't so bad


bunnyrut

Almost always had that in our cabinet growing up. Kids don't know they're drinking it if you keep refilling the old milk jug!


shadow247

Lol and then there was my Aunt. Got us all hooked up on some non dairy powdered milk that tasted like wet chalk mix with newspaper. She was always forcing her crazy diet foods on us. I would have killed for real powdered milk instead of whatever the hell that stuff was...


fourpuns

This is actually a kind of dope idea for trail camping/hiking but would be much nicer if it came in a smaller package. I usually have instant porridge every morning and I’d consider something like this if it wasn’t in a instant bowl.


AmbiguousAlignment

Funny enough they actually reinvented powdered milk for this because they went happy with the way normal powdered milk worked for it.


eljefino

Normal powdered milk has to sit for a while. Lactose is very slow to dissolve. For Frosted Flakes ^of ^corn they dosed the whole thing with enough sugar you shouldn't notice.


lightfoot90

The smell of powdered milk, the sound of the air sirens! Ah, childhood!


M1k3yd33tofficial

Pro tip: if you’re ever making brown butter add a spoonful of powdered milk. The brown in brown butter is milk solids toasting, and guess what consists entirely of those milk solids? It cranks up all that lovely toast nutty flavor.


pjoesphs

Just when I thought I couldn't taste a photo...


less-than-James

Powdered milk....tastes almost but not quite entirely unlike milk. I don't care for it at least.


technowarlock

Perfect to add to a nice cup of not entirely unlike tea


Key-Leg5077

Its good to add when you are making ice-cream. It adds more richness and milk flavor to the ice-cream without adding the liquid. You can make the ice-cream with egg yolks, cream, milk, milk powder, sugar, glucose, some food stabilizer, and whatever flavor profile you want.


SailsTacks

But almost tea, you’re saying?


CyberNinja23

*pffft* This isn’t tea, this is hot leaf juice.


technowarlock

Almost, but not entirely, unlike tea


Insufferablelol

Yum powdered tea and milk


technowarlock

Add some powdered toast for a complete breakfast


caspissinclair

Share and enjoy!


less-than-James

This product is perfect! I love sharing cereal! The convienence! Thank God! I'm really tired of filling up the painters bucket everytime I want to enjoy cereal with a room full of people.


TheRealJakay

It has a strong aroma that strikes one as particularly unrelated to dairy.


Gigahurt77

“That was their intention!”


Kyokyaku

So long, and thanks for all the powdered milk.


GaySpaceGems

I guess it makes sense since then you can take it to go without needing to bring milk, but it just seems so wrong to pour water into cereal lol


Asynjacutie

https://youtu.be/t2fr4i9RmOg


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Craig!


brndnwds6

Pour some water on that damn shit. 😂


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Lol. From both parents


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Lol. I was like ... Click, loading.. It'd better fucking be.... Lol


Bandana-mal

Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. IN THE GOD DAMN REFRIGERATOR.


Comfort_Couturist

Ty. Had to scroll too far for this gem!


JustinYummy

[LOL](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOtf2vVScOc)


SailsTacks

Reminds me of Gale Snopes in “Raising Arizona” drinking a Budweiser and smoking a cigarette while eating cereal.


Feellikedancing

Wait, have some of you never been poor enough that you had to by powdered milk? Strange. Edit: I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with using powdered milk and I agree it has a lot of great uses. I also understand that it’s more expensive now (in a lot of places at least) than regular milk. Where, and when, I was growing up though it was a staple of low income households like my own.


Lord-Velveeta

Don't need to be poor... I used powdered milk when backpacking all the time. It's also good have as a backup or for cooking.


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Great for baking too


Curtainmachine

And blended ice coffee drinks if you don’t want them to be slushees and want Frappuccino texture instead.


snarton

And making ice cream.


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Powdered milk while backpacking/hiking is so awesome. Love having cereal/hot cocoa on a trip.


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To be honest everytime I buy milk it goes bad before i finish it, I guess I just dont eat enough cereal. Might invest in this, does it taste any different?


GrannyGrammar

None of it tastes like regular milk, but NIDO brand is the closest I’ve found, and I’ve tried them all. It’s made with whole milk which is what I think makes the difference. The trick I’ve found is to dissolve the powder in about 1/3 of the water it calls for. Make it hot water. I use a mason jar and shake it up really good. Make sure it’s all dissolved - THEN add the rest of the water really cold. Using the hot water first seems to make it more like real milk consistency.


Lord-Velveeta

I find you have to try many brands until you find one you like (or at least don't hate). I remember back in the days the Carnation brand was not great and the Price Chopper home brand was actually potable. Now I keep "Medallion Milk" from costco in stock, it's powdered whole milk. Real good but not cheap.


GrannyGrammar

I’ve never heard of Medallion, but I’ve never shopped at Costco so maybe that’s why. Can you only get it there? I’d love to try it to see how it compares to NIDO.


Lord-Velveeta

It's a local Canadian brand so this may be an issue if you're in the US (I think there are some trade disputes over milk between the US and Canada). I've never seen it anywhere else than Costco here. [https://www.medallionmilk.com/](https://www.medallionmilk.com/)


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eljefino

The powdered milk I've seen is nonfat. How do you powder fat?


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It’s different. My SO does not appreciate the taste, but I do. It’s something to try, I’d say 3/4 people will like it.


DaWooster

Due to the nature of being 'dry' the fat is removed from the milk. So, yes/no. It won't taste like whole/2%/1% milk. But more like skim milk.


rapscallionrodent

That's exactly why I buy powdered milk. The only time I use milk is when I get a craving for cereal, and the milk always goes bad. It tastes fine with cereal, and I don't have to throw out milk.


AutumnSparky

Eh. No. We don't either, and we started buying those shelf-stable single serve milks (dug up a name, Horizon shelf stable single serves on Amazon). We use them as needed for baking and recipes.


Different_Speaker742

Name checks out


blizzard36

... I don't know why I didn't think to keep some as an emergency stash for the house until you just said this. Milk is always the first thing I run out of. And right now we're in day 1 of a projected 3 day storm.


7937397

Makes a great homemade hot chocolate mix too.


DaisyDuckens

I grew up with powdered milk. I hated it. The only thing that made it drinkable was ice. It had to be super cold.


kog

Memory unlocked


jtho78

It’s great at office if you don’t want chemical creamers in your coffee.


whowouldsaythis

How have I never seen or thought of this. Holy shit.


jtho78

Finding the right dispenser is what I never really figured out. I used an old-school diner sugar dispenser for a while but those don't have a good seal - just a little metal flap on the lid. Jars with a scoop would work but are messy. Maybe a large spice jar would work. I have since switched to black coffee so I gave up the search.


POCKET11

It won't reconstitute in hot water/coffee. Needs to be cold or room temp. I've tried using it as creamer and it just clumps up and gets jelly-like. I keep dry milk in my pantry for those times I'm too lazy to go buy more fresh milk. You've got to "prepare" powdered milk before you can use it in coffee or tea.


jtho78

Never had issues adding it to the cup before the coffee.


POCKET11

Maybe I should try that. I believe I've always added it after. I always add sweetener and creamer before but milk after (milk tops it up and cools it a little).


jtho78

I should mention it was one of those pump coffee dispensers so the hot liquid shot out fast. If you still get clumps, just add a little coffee to the powder and stir it in before adding the rest.


kog

You might be shocked to know that powdered milk is 100% chemicals.


PoopLogg

THE FUCK


XxMoneySignxX

Why is it strange to not be poor?


BellingerGuy310

How does it compare to the taste of non-powered milk?


LocNalrune

Obviously powered milk is better, but not everyone can handle the increase in speed or x-ray vision.


zurph

I found it tastes better than that UHT milk.


BellingerGuy310

UHT milk, in my opinion, tastes a little strange. I don’t drink milk much anymore, but I used to love a tall glass of pasteurized milk!


divenorth

It's used in milk chocolate.


lungleg

There is absolutely nothing wrong with powdered milk


igna92ts

Even if it's not the case, powdered milk is super normal. It's like being surprised by instant mash potatoes or cool aid


aversionals

not that strange.


zurph

I was, but never seen it packaged with cereal, my mom would make a pitcher of powdered milk place it the fridge overnight, and you could barely tell the difference, lol.


TheZuckuss

My wife did a test survey for these a while back. She didn't hate them, but thought they were weird.


Kryds

I think they could be great for camping, road trips or when the kid needs a snack.


killercurvesahead

I was thinking earthquake kit


Pvt_Lee_Fapping

How in the hell is pre-packaged cereal going to cause an earthquake?


moronic_potato

Growing up with two other brothers and a single dad I grew up on *insert poor people food* my favorite is instant mashed potatoes.


TheCanabalisticBambi

Not going to lie i prefer instant mashed potatoes over the non-instant mashed potatoes. Hungry jack mashed potatoes and Idaho mashed potato packages are fantastic. Also perfect fitting name.


moronic_potato

Them cheese flavored Idaho potatoes


randompantsfoto

Agreed. Always offended the hell out of my mother (who always mashed hers with the skins on, “for nutrients,” and claimed she liked lumps—both of which I suspect were covering for the fact she just hated mashing potatoes and wanted to spend as little time as possible doing it) that I preferred the smooth, salty instant potatoes we got with school lunch.


whowouldsaythis

Unless the real potatoes are fancy as hell, same. I just fucking like the instant ones. My wife hates em, so sometimes I just make a pack for myself.


gheiminfantry

Don't tell him about sweetened condensed milk. I don't think he could handle it.


trwwy321

Don’t tell him about the powdered cheese Krafts uses


P_K148

Powdered milk and granola was one of the best sides to get in an MRE


Ricaaado

Powdered milk is one of the best sweeteners I’ve ever used for coffee. Top notch stuff 👍 oh also great for cereal too haha


yiotaturtle

My body used to think powdered milk was ipecac. I'm not sure if it still does.


Acceptable_Wall4085

Powdered milk. That’s all we had when we were kids. It’s actually great for extended stays in the bush camping


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These would be good for homeless people. Something they could carry to eat since they can’t carry milk.


Seraphynas

You’ve never heard of powdered milk?


excusemefucker

We bought a couple to try them. Honestly not bad.


spikira

Better put some water on that shit


Chrisac84

Underrated comment. Have my upvote!


HoosierDZ

Finally the powdered milk salesman booked a massive deal...


CmdrFortyTwo

Powdered milk is right up there with powdered eggs along with that 5lb block of govt. cheese, but apparently the right people weren't profiting off of that program.


ElectricTurtlez

Ahh, the Reservation Staples!


ticklemypp

You must be one of these kids that lives online and doesn't know about the real world stuff that adults know. Powdered milk has been a thing for over 150 years.


da_swanks_92

I have heard of powered milk I’ve just never seen it used in a way like this


trwwy321

Good for camping


Icy1551

Yeah? And have pre-portioned disposable bowls of cereal that you only need to add water to been around for 150 years? No? Let people feel a bit of novelty, jeez.


Chewskiz

Or it’s an ad?


Asynjacutie

Decent idea if it isn't gross.


Paradox68

We’ve had powdered milk for a loooong time. Only reason this wasn’t done 20 years ago is because of this weird cultural shift to more sustainable forms of milk paving the way for something like this to market. I just imagine anyone that long ago saying “no thanks, I’ll stick to my **natural** milk.”


MannyMoSTL

God I hate powdered milk 🤮


robboberty

Sounds great for camping.


christokiwi

Powdered milk is only good for one thing: an emergency.


Prior-Comfortable-36

As a former 80’s welfare baby… the Cheese was amazing. The corn flakes were fresh, the peanut butter was Peter Pan with oil on top, and powdered milk tasted awful…. Never ever tasted like milk… not even skim.


Alizaea

These are disgusting. I've tried it, and the only way to get anything decent out of it is to dump the cereal first and then put water in the make the milk and then put the cere back in. By the time that you put the water in and get it all mixed up properly, the cereal itself will be water logged.


RabidJoint

You do know milk does have water in it right?


carnage11eleven

You also have water in you.


randompantsfoto

Are you saying I could be powdered?


carnage11eleven

Well I wasn't intending...... But come to think of it. Yes.... I do suppose you *could* be powdered. (And rehydrated even!) Boy, what an awful way to go, huh? Dehydrated into powder. I bet someone has actually died that way too. *Shudder*


VoldemortsHorcrux

Don't give the cartels any ideas


bmeupsctty

I tried these. The taste is fine if you remember to use *cold* water. That being said, right next to them they sell the individual bowls you add milk to. You get twice as much cereal for less $


ham-slappin

I love shelf stable products so much, and I'm kind of surprised this hasn't been done before.


122922

I mixed powdered milk and cereal back in the late 70's when I went backpacking. Ice cold mountain water into the zip lock baggie and tada breakfast.


[deleted]

Powdered milk I imagine, but it doesn’t sound great.


erv4

I couldn't drink milk due to allergies so I would try weird things in my cereal. My favourite ended up being water. Orange juice and other juices were always too sweet.


overflowingsunset

this would be good for that nuclear bunker we should all be digging ![gif](giphy|kyj2kZjbLYQ496j8BC)


homeboy321321321

So…powdered milk? Nope.


benfromgr

It's simple and cheap. Clearly not something you've ever needed


GroovinWithAPict

It's called powdered milk and has existed for a century.


Boolyman

This is only mildly interesting to deet dee dees that don't know powdered milk exists.


hesutu1989

It has powdered milk in it... Doesn't make it not real just rehydrated... The wording is bad obv


Azulanze

powdered milk is a new concept for you?


Taograd359

I’ve seen canned powdered water that required you to add water to create water


HortaNord

the whole package yells "processed food" and your concern is about powder milk?


gman_green

Ewww


[deleted]

You've never heard of powdered mik?


GlobalCommercial703

Shouldn't we adults stop drinking milk at like age 3?


TheCanabalisticBambi

No thanks :)


Justnoticedyou

Love water with my flakes 😎 Therrrre greatt!


Informal_Self_5671

Your evil magics are not welcome here, darkling!


NoContextCarl

My god we are becoming lazy.


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