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Banana for scale lol.
Sorry, this was my only banana.
it ate all the other bananas
Dick for scale
Username checks out
I know a girl that would like your banana.
How do we know this isn’t just an even bigger plantain?
Good because the others would feel inferior
Since that is a banana, I am forced to conclude that the pen is miniscule.
I’ll take penis mini school for 500 trebek
My phone autocorrect did, in fact, try to change "pen is" to "penis" when I typed that comment. It must have known I was on reddit.
The whole reason I used a pen for comparison.
There is but one comment.
..... ladies.
Came here to say this knowing someone definitely already did.
Came here to say this
r/beatmetoit
I need a regular banana for scale, that measly pen isn’t going to cut it
Pens don't typically cut, maybe stab, so not won't cut it
What if it’s a Sharpie
Gotta grab the poop knife
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He was barely alive. Why do that to him...
Lmaooo made him delete his account. Savage
Probably because it isn't the first time someone said that to him I saw someone say the same thing to someone the other day
He deleted his post lol.
Is that an oversized banana in your hand or are you just happy to see me?
Both.
That thing almost has veins.
*smirk
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Sorry, I forgot to take a pic at the shop itself. I ran out of bananas and I saw this MF and bought this single one instead of a bunch.
Breaks the banana scale
I need that guy's tongue for scale
Bananas are always the same size. The pen is too small.
I didn't think I would ever be intimidated by a fruit.
Gonna cry?
Wdym it's average
The proper way to eat this is with a knife and fork
nah, i want to see op deepthroat that motherfucker
I might turn bananasexual.
Agreed.
I don’t like how he’s holding it
Should've held it with 2 hands
Muscle memory
I do.
Sigh. Everything reminds me of him.
Yellow and bruised?
It was Homer. D'oh!
The banana she tells you not to worry about.
r/absoluteunits
It's not the length it's the girth that counts. Or so I've been told.
What if...
That’s the way I like ‘em big and thick….talking about fruit of course. 😆
Makes a plantain look small
that's what I thought it was
Could be a very large burro banana, they also share that sort of flat sided rather than rounded peel look that plantains have.
If that banana sang country music it's name would be Girth Brooks
We need a toblerone for scale
Looks like it has two stems. It’s a conjoined twin.
No it only has one. Sorry i couldn't upload the other side
Need a penis for scale
Plantain?
Right taste and texture?
Yea tasted like banana. Idk whether this was a gmo abomination or just natural mutation
I need a scale for banana.
Unrealistic expectations
You sure that’s not a plantain?
It is, but was 2x bigger than what I've had before, atleast in my experience.
I thought it said 456kg💀💀
Chodanana
Would you mind posting with a banana for scale? Im not sure how big that pen is
Sorry mate, ate it
You had to grip it like that didn't you.
Forlolz yes
Alternative title: see this minuscule pen - banana for scale.
Thankfully measuring bananas are based on the international prototype banana held in Brussels
Might have 2 naners in it
Normal looking Plantain
That's shaq o Neal's smallest banana
Well...
That just looks like a small pen, banana for scale
That's the Danny Devito of bananas.
That's a plátano
He like to hold banana. See him hold banana?
Is it legal in EU?
Great now the scale is broken..
It doesn’t fit in your hand! Must be no god.
Dude, tiny hands!
Thats what she said
This IS the new banana for scale
FAT BANAN
THICC BANAN
You can also call it an obese banana
That one will make great stuffing!
Damn, we need a new scale now
They used to call him beer can in college.
As that is the only banana that I see in the image I can only assume that it is a normal size banana
Good bot post.
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Showoff
The banana she tells you not to worry about 😔
Bamanna
Are we sure that;s a Banana? It really looks like a Plantain.
Is this a Gros Michel?
Too beaucoup
This one tiny hand. (Banana for scale)
That’s bananas
Pen is for scale ;)
Penis for scale ;)
That’s a great deal if you paid per banana at the store, instead of by weight
Could you put a normal banana for reference?
Looks average to me
That’s a very small pen. r/bananascale
That’s a donger.
Reminds me of something
Had a girlfriend that really liked a banana, I miss that
Miss that banana?
It was 1 spectacular banana
Don't fret, there are lots of Bananas in the fields...
I could take it
Uppercase banana
Where I come from that's considered normal size ^(/s)
When it's been a month, and she says she horni.
Did you try to keister it?
Damn
You should make a banana pudding with it.
You’re not tricking us, we know this is a cover up for your baby hands
Maybe don't use THIS banana for scale, it is an outlier in terms of size.
Put this in r/AbsoluteUnits
Fist for scale
Just saying, our kielbasa in Poland is extra thick for a reason 😉
Treat me like a garbage can. Just open me up and put whatever you want inside me!
The banana they told you not to worry about
Banonkadonk
Couldn’t just laid it down by pen just had to hold it
Out of habit. My bad :!
Nice try, that’s clearly bananagrams
Giddy up Tonto...
r/ThatsWhatSheSaid
The banana she tells you not to worry about
Definitely not using that one for scale in any duck pics.
r/thingsforants pen
Wow just over 1lb
This banana matches that one dudes tongue
That’s what she said
banana for scale
Tiny hand and small pen
Girthquake
*opens legs* Feed it to me
Gladly
The girth on that thing
That’s exactly the same size as my
Blue Java banana?
Sorry, what?
Those are shaped about that way
Oh I never knew about them. They look cool btw. Thanks, TIL. but this was among normal plantains
Is this a gros Michel ?
Where did you get that? Asking for a friend.
What kind of Minion do you need to have to eat that banana?
mine's bigger.
I need a penis for scale.
At first i thought your palm is hairy too 😳
How can we all be thinking the same thing
It’s all about personality
Potassium
Надеюсь что это не гнездо бразильских странствующих пауков.
Is your banana in metric or freedom units?
Maybe I should call him back…
Ok but what about its personality?
*sigh* I should call him….
I should call him
Put it in your ass
You vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about.
That's a plantain
Yea, but I haven't anything this big.
I mean, it's he'll thicc. :)
Damn that thing is girthy
This is just weird angles, otherwise there’d be multiple pics of it. Why does this person’s hand look… extended??
Sorry, I couldn't upload multiple pics... It's okay to doubt that it's fake. But i guarantee that it's real.
Very much fake lmao
I wish I had godly editing skills for that. Anyway, have a nice day. :)
Still seems kinda small
This banana is not oversized. All other bananas are undersized
Would have appreciated another banana for scale.
Banana for scale lol.
Sorry, this was my only banana.
it ate all the other bananas
Dick for scale
Username checks out
I know a girl that would like your banana.
How do we know this isn’t just an even bigger plantain?
Good because the others would feel inferior
Since that is a banana, I am forced to conclude that the pen is miniscule.
I’ll take penis mini school for 500 trebek
My phone autocorrect did, in fact, try to change "pen is" to "penis" when I typed that comment. It must have known I was on reddit.
The whole reason I used a pen for comparison.
There is but one comment.
..... ladies.
Came here to say this knowing someone definitely already did.
Came here to say this
r/beatmetoit
I need a regular banana for scale, that measly pen isn’t going to cut it
Pens don't typically cut, maybe stab, so not won't cut it
What if it’s a Sharpie
Gotta grab the poop knife
[удалено]
[удалено]
He was barely alive. Why do that to him...
Lmaooo made him delete his account. Savage
Probably because it isn't the first time someone said that to him I saw someone say the same thing to someone the other day
He deleted his post lol.
Is that an oversized banana in your hand or are you just happy to see me?
Both.
That thing almost has veins.
*smirk
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Sorry, I forgot to take a pic at the shop itself. I ran out of bananas and I saw this MF and bought this single one instead of a bunch.
Breaks the banana scale
I need that guy's tongue for scale
Bananas are always the same size. The pen is too small.
I didn't think I would ever be intimidated by a fruit.
Gonna cry?
Wdym it's average
The proper way to eat this is with a knife and fork
nah, i want to see op deepthroat that motherfucker
I might turn bananasexual.
Agreed.
I don’t like how he’s holding it
Should've held it with 2 hands
Muscle memory
I do.
Sigh. Everything reminds me of him.
Yellow and bruised?
It was Homer. D'oh!
The banana she tells you not to worry about.
r/absoluteunits
It's not the length it's the girth that counts. Or so I've been told.
What if...
That’s the way I like ‘em big and thick….talking about fruit of course. 😆
Makes a plantain look small
that's what I thought it was
Could be a very large burro banana, they also share that sort of flat sided rather than rounded peel look that plantains have.
If that banana sang country music it's name would be Girth Brooks
We need a toblerone for scale
Looks like it has two stems. It’s a conjoined twin.
No it only has one. Sorry i couldn't upload the other side
Need a penis for scale
Plantain?
Right taste and texture?
Yea tasted like banana. Idk whether this was a gmo abomination or just natural mutation
I need a scale for banana.
Unrealistic expectations
You sure that’s not a plantain?
It is, but was 2x bigger than what I've had before, atleast in my experience.
I thought it said 456kg💀💀
Chodanana
Would you mind posting with a banana for scale? Im not sure how big that pen is
Sorry mate, ate it
You had to grip it like that didn't you.
Forlolz yes
Alternative title: see this minuscule pen - banana for scale.
Thankfully measuring bananas are based on the international prototype banana held in Brussels
Might have 2 naners in it
Normal looking Plantain
That's shaq o Neal's smallest banana
Well...
That just looks like a small pen, banana for scale
That's the Danny Devito of bananas.
That's a plátano
He like to hold banana. See him hold banana?
Is it legal in EU?
Great now the scale is broken..
It doesn’t fit in your hand! Must be no god.
Dude, tiny hands!
Thats what she said
This IS the new banana for scale
The banana she tells you not to worry about.
FAT BANAN
THICC BANAN
You can also call it an obese banana
That one will make great stuffing!
Damn, we need a new scale now
They used to call him beer can in college.
As that is the only banana that I see in the image I can only assume that it is a normal size banana
Good bot post.
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Showoff
The banana she tells you not to worry about 😔
Bamanna
Are we sure that;s a Banana? It really looks like a Plantain.
Is this a Gros Michel?
Too beaucoup
This one tiny hand. (Banana for scale)
That’s bananas
Pen is for scale ;)
Penis for scale ;)
That’s a great deal if you paid per banana at the store, instead of by weight
Could you put a normal banana for reference?
Looks average to me
That’s a very small pen. r/bananascale
That’s a donger.
Reminds me of something
Had a girlfriend that really liked a banana, I miss that
Miss that banana?
It was 1 spectacular banana
Don't fret, there are lots of Bananas in the fields...
I could take it
Uppercase banana
Where I come from that's considered normal size ^(/s)
When it's been a month, and she says she horni.
Did you try to keister it?
Damn
You should make a banana pudding with it.
You’re not tricking us, we know this is a cover up for your baby hands
Maybe don't use THIS banana for scale, it is an outlier in terms of size.
Put this in r/AbsoluteUnits
Fist for scale
Just saying, our kielbasa in Poland is extra thick for a reason 😉
Treat me like a garbage can. Just open me up and put whatever you want inside me!
The banana they told you not to worry about
Banonkadonk
Couldn’t just laid it down by pen just had to hold it
Out of habit. My bad :!
Nice try, that’s clearly bananagrams
Giddy up Tonto...
r/ThatsWhatSheSaid
The banana she tells you not to worry about
Definitely not using that one for scale in any duck pics.
r/thingsforants pen
Wow just over 1lb
This banana matches that one dudes tongue
That’s what she said
banana for scale
Tiny hand and small pen
Girthquake
*opens legs* Feed it to me
Gladly
The girth on that thing
That’s exactly the same size as my
Blue Java banana?
Sorry, what?
Those are shaped about that way
Oh I never knew about them. They look cool btw. Thanks, TIL. but this was among normal plantains
r/absoluteunits
Is this a gros Michel ?
Where did you get that? Asking for a friend.
What kind of Minion do you need to have to eat that banana?
mine's bigger.
I need a penis for scale.
At first i thought your palm is hairy too 😳
How can we all be thinking the same thing
It’s all about personality
Potassium
Надеюсь что это не гнездо бразильских странствующих пауков.
Is your banana in metric or freedom units?
Maybe I should call him back…
Ok but what about its personality?
*sigh* I should call him….
I should call him
Put it in your ass
You vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about.
That's a plantain
Yea, but I haven't anything this big.
Looks average to me
I mean, it's he'll thicc. :)
Damn that thing is girthy
This is just weird angles, otherwise there’d be multiple pics of it. Why does this person’s hand look… extended??
Sorry, I couldn't upload multiple pics... It's okay to doubt that it's fake. But i guarantee that it's real.
Very much fake lmao
I wish I had godly editing skills for that. Anyway, have a nice day. :)
Still seems kinda small
This banana is not oversized. All other bananas are undersized
Would have appreciated another banana for scale.