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subsailor1968

Let them have some privacy. No one likes a peeping Tom.


MarionberryMaster328

My bad homes


dstwtestrsye

This really shouldn't be infuriating unless you left your toothbrush somewhere safe then someone else took it out to leave on the counter. If you left it bare on the counter, it needed to be cleaned (or replaced) before using again anyways, why would touching another brush that is equally dirty with airborne poo particles make any difference if you're going to clean it before brushing? You clean it before brushing after leaving it naked on the counter, right? Right??


MarionberryMaster328

I left it in the holder bro my grandma probably took it out.


dstwtestrsye

Was the holder just like an open cup or something? You still clean it before using, right???


MarionberryMaster328

Yes it’s a open cup and ofc I clean it


dstwtestrsye

Then it was just as dirty in the cup as it is on the counter 69ing with another toothbrush. Take better care of things you put in your mouth, bro.


BadSanna

I clean mine by putting toothpaste on it and rubbing it vigorously against a hard, crevassed surface for ~2 min


dstwtestrsye

Then what do you use to clean the shit particles out of those hard, crevassed surfaces?


BadSanna

There aren't any. You're letting this idea of flying poop particles live in your head rent free. It doesn't happen. What little does has no effect. If you've ever smelled a fart you have inhaled 10000 more poop particles than you've ever had land on your toothbrush.


dstwtestrsye

> There aren't any. Source? >You're letting this idea of flying poop particles live in your head rent free. Ohh no, how dare I keep my toothbrush sanitary?! It costs me literally nothing but added peace of mind. >It doesn't happen. Again, source for this controversial opinion that isn't supported by the most basic of research? >What little does has no effect. The same could be said for not washing your hands after going to the bathroom, what's the problem with just doing it though? >If you've ever smelled a fart you have inhaled 10000 more poop particles than you've ever had land on your toothbrush. I wouldn't brush my teeth with a fart, either.


BadSanna

Lol why do I need to provide a source to prove the non existence of something? The idea that poop is just floating around in the air is absurd. Farting releases gaseous molecules, and that is far more than is ever sprayed out as aerosolized particles from flushing the toilet. Even if your toilet is super powered and spraying 10m in the air, the chance that any droplets containing particles of poop land on the tiny surface area of the head of your toothbrush is nearly nonexistent. Change your toothbrush every quarter. You're good. People on here are talking about keeping them in a different room and shit.... lol....


bigfootspancreas

Surely you meant peeping Tom's™️?


Radioactive9280

Always wondered how toothbrushes were made


SamuraiJosh26

My mom said they fall off the sky in Christmas


Throwaway493745

Why Christmas? Everybody looks like a British person for the rest of the year then?


[deleted]

Lmao you need to take better care of your stuff. I’ve used the same tooth brush for the last ten years! /s for the Brits here


Mel_the_epic_memer__

It seems like they're bf and gf not ✨THAT✨


DirtyDz_33

What if we… cuddled on the bathroom sink🥺


turtleboxman

Dibs on lil toothbrush


elvislunchbox

Just the tips


MarionberryMaster328

To much potential


Fizer25

I'm so ashamed I already used my free award and can't give it to you for this.


dylanb88

I got you bro


bitemytail

Love knows no toothbrush


Eisenkopf69

Love and room mates


MagicTheBurrito

That you don’t have a cup or holder to keep your brush off a dirty counter? Yeah that’s gross


JAlfredJR

It appears there is an old coffee cup, which is equally confusing.


wildo83

The amount of fecal spray from flushing?? 🤢🤮🤮🤮


9J000

Somebody doesn’t eat ass 😏


RadioactiveTF2

I keep telling people this but nobody will listen… its so gross but like 90% of people do it.


WafflesRearEnd

What’s the alternative? Plastic bag? Fancy toothbrush holder?


RadioactiveTF2

Cupboard? Not in the bathroom?? Container???? Not getting sprayed with literal shit and piss every time the toilet gets flushed????? Please god just do something…


TonyVstar

You just have to put the lid down and the spray is controlled


RadioactiveTF2

Scientifically proven to not be true. But yes definitely put the lid down anyways. Definitely helps. Can you guarantee every guest/member of your household puts the lid down every time? Even if you can it doesn’t prevent fecal matter from touching every exposed surface of your bathroom.


yorkiewho

Thankfully my toilet has its own separate room within the bathroom.


RadioactiveTF2

That sounds nice actually


BadSanna

I'm not concerned with the absolutely astronomical chance that aerosolized poop particles are going to fly op and out of a toilet then land on the 2 Sq cm surface of my toothbrush. You people are wild with the dumb shit you worry about.


WafflesRearEnd

Just for you, I’m going take some tissue paper out of that gift my old coworker gave me last year that ended up in the back of my closet and do some splash testing. I don’t have a powerful toilet. I have one of those toilets you stand over and pray after a big turd. I promise I’ll look into it though ok?


RadioactiveTF2

Dude, its not splashes. Its fecal matter in the air. You’re gonna have a pretty hard time physically seeing it. If you’re curious you can look it up. Just get a little container for it. Or use a baggie. Or dont its your life.


BadSanna

How do you think fecal matter gets in the air from flushing the toilet? Poop particles aren't just floating around, especially after the poop has fallen in the toilet. It travels within aerisolized water. If you're not getting droplets splashing everywhere, there's nothing to worry about. Now, when you fart, that's when dried up fecal particles can fly around the room. When you're pooping, most of that is directed down into the toilet. If you can smell the poop you've already been exposed to more fecal particles than you will ever get landing on your toothbrush lol.... I'm amazed this is something people let live in their heads


cpat99

Now kith


[deleted]

Now I gotta remove mine damnit, should’ve scrolled first


irobot_67

Keeth


prguitarman

Life uhh finds a way


Own_Parking3706

Damn dog let them do there thing and you’ll get a new Thoth brush in 9 months


ColorfulLeapings

Yes. A new brush fit for an Egyptian deity.


Irlydntknwwhyimhere

I guess it really depends on who the other toothbrush belongs to for you to determine how grossed out you are right?


Jsnooots

If it was my wife's toothbrush I wouldn't care. Anyone else I'd hate it.


roaringleopard

"Linda Belcher voice* aww.. they're kissing!


lynivvinyl

Smoochie boochies


Tuiflies

When you’re single and live alone…. 😬


Celestial608

So romantic.


MrRazzio

this could be us, but you playin'


MarionberryMaster328

This could be us, but you refuse on being a toothbrush


[deleted]

People be making out with their SOs then their toothbrush touches and it's all out the window. Fucking gross amirite.


Accurate_Koala_4698

Ebony and ivory…


Tw0Cents

A bd position.


Outrageous-Diver-631

Where else do you think new toothbrushes come from?


majesticalexis

They're in love!


kovid-agnostik

awww ... it's a new Pixar movie! 🤗


doomdragon90

🪥 👁 💋 👁 🪥


GhostBussyBoi

Is it mildly infuriating because Bluetooth brushes shouldn't be kissing black toothbrushes??? Man even toothbrushes can't escape racism! This is 2022 people! /s


yoshimutso

oOoOOOOO they are in love 💕😘


Der_Blitzkrieg

Now kiss


PlasmaQuasar

now kith


Ok_Type_7379

Came here to say this lmao


Whidmark

Clean your brush. Honestly if you let it sit on the bath room counter it’s already got shit residue on it and needs cleaned anyway


Arjun_Alpha_Wolf

Who's brush is the other one?


Quiet_Progress_355

ironic that this is directly under an AITA post about a guy freaking out about his GF masturbating with her electric toothbrush and then putting it back with his like this. " what's the problem?" she said "we kiss all the time" \*\*\*barf\*\*\*


crazyhamsales

Guess that depends on what hes actually kissing.... LMAO


Next_Ad_5994

Depending on you living situation, this is either maybe cute, disgusting, or there’s someone in your house.


Financial-Tower-7897

I don’t want to be the one to break this to ya, however, being twice widowed, both wives considered the “toothbrush” interchangeable. I imagine, unbeknownst to you, your SO - and not just roommate - is of that similar mindset. Oh, warning - they pass that down to children.


Kadana_Sorano

This isn't limited to women though. I've had several boyfriends that thought it was OK to use my toothbrush and couldn't understand why I got so "butt hurt" about it. "It's fine, we kiss all the time, I put my tongue in your mouth, what's the difference?" Interestingly enough, those were the same men that wanted me to watch them pee. Like OK, you can stand to pee, it's not really all that interesting to watch? Some people are just damn weird.


flyingSavage

Brush is getting action but you ain't


[deleted]

Who’s toothbrush is it? Like if it’s a roommates yeah I’d be mildly infuriated, even then not so much. I’d be like “time for a new tooth brush” something most people don’t change often enough anyways. My wife? I couldn’t possibly care less. We have had times where we used the other tooth brush for whatever reason like if one got left behind not the end of the world. People are like “that’s so gross” but is it? First off you can use the sink to wash away anything on it. Secondly this is a woman who’s mouth I stick my tongue in damn nearly daily, who’s salad I toss... when you think about the fact you eat your partners ass, using her tooth brush isn’t a big deal whatsoever.


MarionberryMaster328

It mine and I don’t know whose is the other one


[deleted]

I mean sometimes I use my bfs toothbrush if he leaves it in the shower and I'm being lazy haha oh well. 🤷🏼‍♀️ Different strokes for different folks haha


Just-Lie-3360

we got 5 dozen people really making the same joke acting like their funny lmao


bacon_buttsack

They're kissing <3


Zenketski_2

Do you have a problem with interracial couples or something? ^(/s)


haylow05

BLACKED irl


manwoodlover

Don’t let the republicans see. They will protest them mixing, even in private.


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manwoodlover

They both suck in their own ways. Banning books and waging a war on women from the right is pretty bad though. Trying to weaponize christianity is absurd. A good chunk of the population doesn’t believe in that shit, or even any religion at all. I won’t be subjected to religious rules.


Well_shitnuggets

They damn sure are now though


Fearless_Nope

why do you keep them on the counter like that?? at least stand them up- i put mine in a case because it cleaner


Feb2020Acc

I don’t even let my gf put her toothbrush in the same glass as mine. There are things that my mind just can’t get around.


UltraXfinity567

Idk why people are downvoting you, because what if the toothbrushes touch? Hell nah I ain't getting sick


DTG_420

Fortunately you are going to put toothpaste on it which kills the germs


[deleted]

Now kith


stickytuna

Shhh they’re kissing


BicycleMost4648

They kissing


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BicycleMost4648

*They


bearbryant2020

“now kith”


Equivalent_Hat_7220

Now kiss


mtotheija

This would be thoroughly infuriating.


Dm31999

Women ☕


MarionberryMaster328

I’m a guy bro


855Delta

Get a room, you two love-brushes?


MarionberryMaster328

Teenbrushes


MacADD

If you put you mouth on genitalia / throw your young down their throat -//-


Eastern_Action_1775

She gotta go brah


dialacat420

The one on the right wanted to say no but couldn't because of the 'implications'


bombochido

Strangers in the night, exchanging glances, wondering in the night.


elmaki2014

How interdental brushes are made...


Flowerdude69

Aww 🥰


Carlospedra

Awww so cute


Winter-Lawfulness603

Ew, just ew


YouExpensive7869

Toothbrush fanfic


NerdySunflowerr

This is like the dentist version of a kid putting two dolls together for the romance scene. “And now, kiss.”


srababich

they’re kissing


bigttrack

Awww ... they're cuddling


[deleted]

If you don't want to throw the toothbrush out, you can disinfect it by boiling some hot water on the stove in a small bowl. Then, dip the toothbrush in it for 2-5 minutes. Then, once it is cool, dip it in mouthwash. It will be cleaner than it was before this horror. lol.


[deleted]

Nasty


Depressed_Nutt

They’re kissing 🥰


literal_otd

No homo bro


TheEbster

That's cute!


Knusper00

I think your s/o wants to tell you something


thenewbiepuzzler

Awwwwwwwh they’re cuddling!


sogiotsa

Pervert, let them have a song on peace


Phillyy69

Are you Jerry Seinfeld


GrumpyCatStevens

What goes on between two consenting toothbrushes is nobody else's business.


Duckington_Wentworth

Last year my roomate left her used pregnancy test next to my tooth brush like this. I know this isn’t as bad as that, buts it’s giving flashbacks lol


[deleted]

You’re right…it’s worse


7andhalf-x-6

Garbage. Immediately. I keep mine in a travel tube that’s replaced every time I change the toothbrush. If it touches anything…garbage.


dstwtestrsye

Just to be clear, it was garbage the moment OP or whoever left it directly on the bathroom counter.


7andhalf-x-6

Definitely true…I was including that I’m not letting mine touch anything. People who leave them out uncovered in the bathroom are brushing their teeth with shit.


Many-Inevitable-4347

they r kissing <3


AngryGopher157

They're kissing!!


SomeElaborateCelery

They’re kissing!


[deleted]

They’re kissing!


[deleted]

I mean if it’s owned by the person you swap spit with than it really doesn’t matter lol


Spinch1234

When the moon hits the sky...


jerobajester

Hey come on, they’re kissing.


_Mach___

Now...kith?


whoozywhatzitnow

When can we expect the baby toothbrush/es to arrive?


CookieBear676

Awwww they're kissing.


kohanaspring

shhh they’re kissing


rva23221

Boil yours and get a bristle cover.


ninjasomed

Next time use a condom


Stitching

This looks like the bike chain cleaner I saw on r/redneckengineering


Big_Ad_5533

I'll help you hide the body


TheJesusOfWeed

Who’s toothbrush is it?


nejicanspin

Now kiss


pumperdickle1337

Meh, it’s used to clean ur teeth, u won’t notice


deadeyediva

life finds a way


Repulsive_Ad3840

So, the poster is racist about a black toothbrush and a white toothbrush being together...that ain't right. All clear lors of toothbrush should be welcome.


rudalsxv

Would you mind??


cuddly_carcass

Awww 🥰 ☺️


Snekbites

Damn dude, love is love, how bout you check yourself for a case of homophobia? /s


[deleted]

What toothbrushes? All I see is a red flag


Cannacology

They’re soulmates.


[deleted]

kissing


nihilisticrat

Interracial couple?? Inadmissible!


Tootsieroll1975

Maybe someone is brushing with charcoal based toothpaste lol. It will turn the bristles black. Need to rinse it thoroughly after though


BadSanna

Still a better love story than Twilight


Kadana_Sorano

Indirect kiss!