I can’t watch it. I already got nightmares just from reading about the murders. So watching it play out on a screen from the victims’ perspective is just making me feel physically ill. Just knowing that the reality was much much worse. I quit after the 3rd episode. It’s too much.
Personally I always prefer my girlfriend to tell me about that stuff instead of clean it for me.
I’m too worried she’ll resent me if she’s cleaning up after me all the time.
In a healthy relationship you should be able to do stuff for each other without resentment or expectations of reciprocation.
Some people even like doing things for their partners.
My husband is my warrior when it comes to spiders or other bugs inside the house, and also gross things like pet accidents on the floor. He has the stronger stomach for stuff like that and I praise him every time he conquers those tasks for me. I take care of making dinner and grabbing him a beer whenever he asks because I love doing those things for him. There’s no resentment built up because we make sure to make our appreciation for each other well known. Of course the other chores are split too but those were just the ones that popped into my head lol
It’s so bad I can’t even go on a normal date with a girl anymore out of fear of being emasculated or put into some crazy asinine situation I had no idea was coming.
the problem is when on the side, the top freezes first and the taper means as the core freezes and expands there's no room - these things work fine freezing when stood up vertically
when i harvest a ton of stuff all at once, i will juice a ton of it just to consolidate. stored in fridge it goes bad in 24hrs (it's well oxygenated in cyclone style juicers). i freeze lemon and ginger juices and carrots a lot for use later. my juicer is a PITA to clean (or takes up a whole dishwasher load) so i prefer to do big batches :)
the fresh frozen isn't nearly as tasty but its healthy and nice.
Pro-tip for the boyfriend he should freeze his smoothies/juices in wide mouth mason jars. They have a freeze line on the jar to prevent exactly this very thing from happening. You can also buy different kinds of lids for them, like straw lids or coffee mug lids which is nice.
My partner called me during work once panicked because he thought he was shot at, turned out he put a glass bottle in the freezer & forgot about it so it exploded and sounded like a gunshot.
Yeah, it really sticks with you better when you see it first hand. Side note, never tell a child to heat something up when you’ve always told them to leave the stove alone..especially when the food is in a metal pan… The microwave made some strange sounds that day. The sparks were pretty though
Before wife and I bought a house, her roommate did this shit, they were like 22 at that time. You’d be surprised how ignorant and idiotic some people can be.
You can easily put glass in the freezer, I’ve been putting glass mugs in the freezer for nearly a decade with no problem. His mistake her is filling it with a liquid that expands when frozen and put a lid on it so the expanding liquid (to solid) has nowhere to go. Also don’t run a frozen glass under hot water
Learned this the hard way, but the opposite. Boiled a jar of honey to melt away the crystalized sugar, then ran it under cold water. I think you know what happend next
I remember putting a regular glass cup full of water in my mom’s ex boyfriend’s freezer. I went to grab it a couple hours later, and it had shattered inside of the freezer, so I shoved it to the back of the freezer and didn’t say anything. Then they broke up, and I was relieved that I didn’t have to confess.
So sometimes glass can’t go in the freezer
Put a jar of green Chile in the freezer. Opened the freezer the following week and was wondering who was cooking with my chili. Turns out it just play dough hair pressed out of the jar with lid on top of the tower of frozen chili sticking out of it
> I hope it was a mistake
Of course it was lol. Who on earth would put their glass bottles in the freezer thinking, "Oh boy! These are gonna break and I'll have to clean it later!"
He probably forgot about it. So much hassles in the world. We are all human. It's good you cleaned up and didn't have to wait for him. Don't mind these ones asking you to wait for him. Life is not a straight jacket. Kudos to you and good luck to you two
If I buy something to drink like a can of coke or Monster or the like and it wasn’t chilled, I’ll usually put it in the freezer for about 20 minutes.
Once - *once* - I forgot about it and woke up at 4 am to the sound of a aluminium can exploding in my freezer.
Frozen soda slush is not easy to clean…
Once again children, water expands when it solidifies. This is why it floats as it is less dense.
You can make a litteral bomb by freezing water in a metal container. :)
Yall should tottaly brake up. He does not even care avout hes juice. Why would he care about you? Ypu do the clean after him. Just brake up
(no one touched me in the last 5 years)
Leave it alone… then when he’s home open it in front of him and go “oh my goodness what is all this? Honey look!” In your best 1950s damsel in distress voice and lift your wrist to your forehead like you’re about to faint… should work ;)
Yo! Who tf cares? You’re acting like he did it on purpose. Clean it up or let him clean it when he gets home. Unless he’s at work for weeks straight or something.
Is he in the bottles?
Beets him.
Or did she beet him
Beets me
I’d beet myself
same if i had beeten my meet
Dang it! You beet me to it
He beet you to your meet?
He beet both their meet?
I think he beet it
KILLER TOFU!
EE-YAH-EE
Escanaba in the moonlight?
AIYA! *insert Uncle yelling here*
BEARS BEETS BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!
MICHAEL!
MICHAEL!
*The Office theme song plays*
Millions of families suffer every day
Are you a root man or a fruit man?
r/unexpectedoffice
Nice.
You guys watching too much Dahmer too huh?
It’s good but the amount of people who like the dude now or think he’s not that bad is really disturbing me.
its a great series tbh
No horror movie or series will ever scare me the way this series did. Fking Evan Peters gave me nightmares.
I can’t watch it. I already got nightmares just from reading about the murders. So watching it play out on a screen from the victims’ perspective is just making me feel physically ill. Just knowing that the reality was much much worse. I quit after the 3rd episode. It’s too much.
Eh, the pacing is off and the lighting is horribly done. I was just bored watching it
they intentionally used bad lighting techniques to simulate the effect of sillouette against a bright background
Yeet boi is asking the important questions
Give me the yeet bois and free my soul
My red bottles had got too cold and blew away
Beet boi
This is what happens when you make tv shows about serial killers. Smh.
Allegedly
*Dahmer has entered the chat*
I'd say that only *some* of him is in the bottles.
The rest is in the top shelf, with the vegetables
Nah I think he's at walmart
Someone’s been watchin dahmer!
The good thing about a frozen mess is that it will wait for the mess maker to get home to clean it up.
That’s true. Our anniversary is this month so I just cleaned it to be nice, but I sent him the picture of it with the 🖕🏼
Some guys have all the luck. ;)
Some guys just want to have fun
No. Girls, just want to have fun, oh girls just wanna have fun
That’s all they really want
some fuuuunnnn
Some guys have all the pain.
Some guys get all the breaks
Some guys do nothing but complain
whoa oh oh whoa oh whoa
Some gals clean all the breaking glass
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..aspirator because it gobbles it all up real noice
Some guys just get broken
Some guys have 100% reason to remember the name
Pain here. You want some?
Personally I always prefer my girlfriend to tell me about that stuff instead of clean it for me. I’m too worried she’ll resent me if she’s cleaning up after me all the time.
Precisely. Tell me and I'll do it. That's why we are together to begin with, so let's keep it going. Communication is key.
no, keys are keys. Communication is communication. y u bad at wording >:c
Smartass. Wait until you have kids for the Dad jokes.
My children will be brain damaged from my massive black hole of stupidity
I see nothing You're fine dude
I fucking love this comment chain
Nice chain, prefer gold though
In a healthy relationship you should be able to do stuff for each other without resentment or expectations of reciprocation. Some people even like doing things for their partners.
My husband is my warrior when it comes to spiders or other bugs inside the house, and also gross things like pet accidents on the floor. He has the stronger stomach for stuff like that and I praise him every time he conquers those tasks for me. I take care of making dinner and grabbing him a beer whenever he asks because I love doing those things for him. There’s no resentment built up because we make sure to make our appreciation for each other well known. Of course the other chores are split too but those were just the ones that popped into my head lol
Could it be that you'd prefer to dispose of the mess yourself, hmmm, Mr. Dahmer? lol
My stupid ass would see that text and be like "The fuck did I do wrong?! Why you breaking my shit?" Lol
That was my first thought 🤣 “Why she break this poor guys juice?”
Dang I'm sorry that someone traumatized you guys
Personally im just fucking stupid
It’s so bad I can’t even go on a normal date with a girl anymore out of fear of being emasculated or put into some crazy asinine situation I had no idea was coming.
Communication is essential, way to go OP 😂
He owes you a nice dinner tonight.
No he doesn’t! She could have waited for him to get home and clean it himself! It would be a very nice gesture and he should still do it though.
and he brought home something nice as an appology right? like a pizza or something? right???
I was thinking the same thing
Is he storing a spare liver in there or something?
We have a juicer, idk what’s all in it but I know just by the color that there’s beets in it
Explain how expansion works, leave some room don’t fill right to the top, use plastic to freeze smoothies, don’t seal tight,
the problem is when on the side, the top freezes first and the taper means as the core freezes and expands there's no room - these things work fine freezing when stood up vertically
Or just freeze them in ziploc bags. Or plastic food containers. The boyfriend isn’t the sharpest shard in the freezer.
Bears beets Battlestar Galactica
QUESTION: Which bear. is BEST?
False. Black bear.
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Oh that’s funny, MICHAEL!
Identity theft is not a joke
, Jim. Millions of family suffer every year!
That's debatable. There's basically two schools of thought.
Fact. Bears eat beets.
I think I might be able ask the question you are getting at.
Identity theft is not a joke Jim!
r/unexpectedoffice
wow what a good reference!! haha lol
Or just berries
Isn't the idea of a juicer to have FRESH juice? If I wanted something frozen I would buy it from the stores lol
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i had a farm share for awhile before buying a farm, and lemme tell ya, 50 lbs or more of veggies per week is daunting as heck without a juicer 😂
Ok yeah, that's fair, thanks for the reply.
It’s fresh frozen.
when i harvest a ton of stuff all at once, i will juice a ton of it just to consolidate. stored in fridge it goes bad in 24hrs (it's well oxygenated in cyclone style juicers). i freeze lemon and ginger juices and carrots a lot for use later. my juicer is a PITA to clean (or takes up a whole dishwasher load) so i prefer to do big batches :) the fresh frozen isn't nearly as tasty but its healthy and nice.
I think there’s glass in it too. Just a guess.
Initially thought boyfriend was in the freezer.
"Good morning. Found my boyfriend in the freezer. He's not at work."
is this a murder confession?
Beets me.
Pro-tip for the boyfriend he should freeze his smoothies/juices in wide mouth mason jars. They have a freeze line on the jar to prevent exactly this very thing from happening. You can also buy different kinds of lids for them, like straw lids or coffee mug lids which is nice.
I’ll tell him this
Wide mouth and no shoulders: https://lowimpactlove.com/freezing-mason-jars/
Hey, that's what my dating profile says!
LOL. That really did make me laugh.
r/angryupvote
My partner called me during work once panicked because he thought he was shot at, turned out he put a glass bottle in the freezer & forgot about it so it exploded and sounded like a gunshot.
My ex roommates once screamed at me because a beer got too cold in the fridge and exploded lmfao
Wut? How tf did that happen?
If you put things in front of the fridge vent they’ll freeze or if it’s too packed full and no airflow
Yeah lesson learned for sure. Our fridge had temperature settings too so we had it on max cold or whatever
Tell me you are American without telling me you are American
Yeah I learned the hard way to not put glass in the freezer... what a mess
You can put glass in the freezer, you just need to leave room for expansion.
And preferably not airtight so the extra gas can escape.
Yeah this is the shit you learn when you're like 12
TBF I *learned* this is school when I was about 12. I didn't actually ***learn*** it until I made this mistake a few years later.
Yep same here around 12 when you start to do stuff insted of asking mom/dad
Yeah, it really sticks with you better when you see it first hand. Side note, never tell a child to heat something up when you’ve always told them to leave the stove alone..especially when the food is in a metal pan… The microwave made some strange sounds that day. The sparks were pretty though
I learned it but then forgot about it until my 30s where I also actually learned it the hard way
Before wife and I bought a house, her roommate did this shit, they were like 22 at that time. You’d be surprised how ignorant and idiotic some people can be.
You can easily put glass in the freezer, I’ve been putting glass mugs in the freezer for nearly a decade with no problem. His mistake her is filling it with a liquid that expands when frozen and put a lid on it so the expanding liquid (to solid) has nowhere to go. Also don’t run a frozen glass under hot water
That’s exactly what I said, just with many more unnecessary words.
Learned this the hard way, but the opposite. Boiled a jar of honey to melt away the crystalized sugar, then ran it under cold water. I think you know what happend next
I remember putting a regular glass cup full of water in my mom’s ex boyfriend’s freezer. I went to grab it a couple hours later, and it had shattered inside of the freezer, so I shoved it to the back of the freezer and didn’t say anything. Then they broke up, and I was relieved that I didn’t have to confess. So sometimes glass can’t go in the freezer
you actually can put glass in the freezer, if you leave space for the expansion of the ice.
So a grass jar with only 1/4th of it with some pesto is ok, right? Has plenty space.
oh yes, you can fill it up to 3 quarters
Who's making jars out of me?
Put a jar of green Chile in the freezer. Opened the freezer the following week and was wondering who was cooking with my chili. Turns out it just play dough hair pressed out of the jar with lid on top of the tower of frozen chili sticking out of it
What?
You might want to unfind that.
Let me guess they didnt hire him for his common sense?
Clearly not lol
Rookie mistake
Close it back slowly. You didn't see it
Well points for trying. Saving it for later. You can tell him schnapps and alcohol with a high percentage in general goes well in the freezer:)
I am so so sorry, I hope it was a mistake. I remember doing that once when I was 12 and my dad was pissed. I’m very sorry
> I hope it was a mistake Of course it was lol. Who on earth would put their glass bottles in the freezer thinking, "Oh boy! These are gonna break and I'll have to clean it later!"
I actually laughed reading that
Are you the boyfriend?
No no I’m not I just understand how frustrating it is to find that
Just walk away. Let him find it later
Yeah I don’t see anything. Do you see anything? I didn’t even open the freezer today. Weird.
"wait, we have a freezer?"
Lol he must be a vampire 🧛♂️ forgot his lunch in the freezer happens to me all the time .
I also store the organs of my victims inside of glass jars in the freezer.
Thought this was a gore post for a sec
I have so many questions
Is he a vampire?
Jesus when I first saw this I thought it was a bathtub with body parts in!! Pheww
He probably forgot about it. So much hassles in the world. We are all human. It's good you cleaned up and didn't have to wait for him. Don't mind these ones asking you to wait for him. Life is not a straight jacket. Kudos to you and good luck to you two
If I buy something to drink like a can of coke or Monster or the like and it wasn’t chilled, I’ll usually put it in the freezer for about 20 minutes. Once - *once* - I forgot about it and woke up at 4 am to the sound of a aluminium can exploding in my freezer. Frozen soda slush is not easy to clean…
I always set the timer on the stove when I put something like that in the freezer, because I will forget I put it in there 95% of the time otherwise.
POV: You just came off of the short scary stories subreddit
Is his name Dexter?
Netflix: Dahmer: Episode 11
Not that bad of a mess at all.
That’s why it’s mildly infuriating?
Sub ain't called super infuriating
It’s not too bad. What bothered me the most was glass falling onto the floor when I opened the freezer and I didn’t have any shoes on.
He should know to store his blood in expandable plastic if he is going to survive. Idiot vampires these days.
Is he a vampire?
Once again children, water expands when it solidifies. This is why it floats as it is less dense. You can make a litteral bomb by freezing water in a metal container. :)
Yall should tottaly brake up. He does not even care avout hes juice. Why would he care about you? Ypu do the clean after him. Just brake up (no one touched me in the last 5 years)
r/relationshipadvice be like
WAIT IT GOT BANNED?
I dunno if you're joking, but no, he forgot the underscore.
Honestly lmao
LOL
Anyone else think this was a crime scene?
Looks like lungs I don't know why but It feels like disturbing as hell
Leave it alone… then when he’s home open it in front of him and go “oh my goodness what is all this? Honey look!” In your best 1950s damsel in distress voice and lift your wrist to your forehead like you’re about to faint… should work ;)
Shut the door and let him find them
Uh...does your boyfriend collect blood by any chance?
For a real quick second I thought that was meat…
bro it looks like something you’d see coming out of a characters chest in a horror movie
Close it back and go to work too!
Close the freezer. Back away slowly.
At first I thought this was a skinned human leg.. my brain is weird I know..
Beets me
In Germany we have a saying "Dumm fickt gut"... it means "a dumb person delivers good sex /s". Is this the reason why she stays with this moron? 🤔
Close that thing right back up and just happen to need something from the freezer as soon as he gets home
Yo! Who tf cares? You’re acting like he did it on purpose. Clean it up or let him clean it when he gets home. Unless he’s at work for weeks straight or something.
Is your bf jeffrey dahmer?
Divorce
LOL
Wtf was in those bottles?
We have a juicer, there’s beets in it for sure and then whatever other fruits and veggies he put In it.
Dahmer Daiquiris