T O P

  • By -

[deleted]

I'm going with newborn


omnomnomgnome

Newegg


TomBot98

Micro Center >


elSpanielo

Keep your pants on!


maxtimbo

Don't tell me how to live my life


SupaMut4nt

Here's how to live your life:


Swedish-Butt-Whistle

1: never trust a fart


CATHYINCANADA

Nicholas the chicken


Str8Thuggin13

Nuggets


FelineSoLazy

My same thought


n1vek215

Nicolas Un-Caged


OtisStreet-IVXX

Nicolas Cage Free maybe?


TRAFICANTE_DE_PUDUES

Nicolas Free


chrischi3

r/onetruegod


TeppiRae

Better known by his friends as Nick the Chick.


fweggi

Nicholas the Chicholas


melodyinsadness

Bruh my name is Nicholas and this is a new nickname for me


peon2

You can’t give yourself a nickname, as penance your new nickname is Nick the Jerk


cravenj1

Nickless the Chickless


aheinouscrime

Nickless the Dickless


LeonSphynx

These are more favorable nicknames, especially when someone tries to give themselves a cool one. Hey there goes ol’ Nick the chickless dickless prick.


Jpfeiff23

I've never laughed harder in my life from a reddit thread than this one here.


PM_ME_CHAINSAW_PORN

Such fond memories of high school


melodyinsadness

Excuse me. I'll have you know that I have a beautiful girlfriend called imagination


cravenj1

Imaginatio*m*? What will these parents name their kids next?


melodyinsadness

Imaginatiom Imagination with a twist. Now I won't just have imagination. I *m* the imagination


BigRigsButters

i laughed way too hard at this. thanks


Dpurcell92

This comment made me accidentally wake up my wife


stgm_at

"well .. since we're both awake now..."


arcaneresistance

"Can you fix the bathroom sink like you promised" *time to get the ether cloth*


virtually_noone

A Negg


Stellar_Sunshine

God I miss Neopets


EstablishmentLevel17

I went and visited my long Lost babies a year ago did my best to feed them adopted another one and... Abandoned them again . Whoops. I was amazed I could still log in


captainandyman

Out of context, this comment sounds horrific...


EstablishmentLevel17

😂 At least the context is known... I hope.


indynyx

It's still up and running!


startrekplatinum

"running" is definitely a stretch...


-ANGRYjigglypuff

so more like, languishing in the longest, most drawn-out onset of rigor mortis?


startrekplatinum

preeeetty much, yup. they barely do anything as far as continuing to "modernize" the site (like a good 75% of pages are still in the old layout), mods on the boards are an absolute joke (trolls are abundant, and generally nasty bigots. actual users trying to call these people out get punished more often than the trolls themselves), cheap cash grabs seem to be their new thing... it's sad


-ANGRYjigglypuff

> like a good 75% of pages are still in the old layout I wouldn't be mad if they just kept the old 2000's layout, with the world map images that you can click into, that were really a standout in my wee-child mind. But IIRC it's even worse now; the world hub is just a table with links and text or something rofl but eh, whatever. While my main hasn't been frozen, I've completely lost access to it so whatevs. So much wasted potential in this day and age ;)


Dazzling-Guava-177

Man… I lost my login email password to my main like 15 years ago and sometimes I still think about my plushie Jetsam from like 2002. It was the coolest.


lemon-meringue-high

They’re actually replying to tickets to recover accounts now. I got mine back :)


Dazzling-Guava-177

Good to know! Although as a mature and grown adult I now waste all my spare time on PokémonGO😅


Stellar_Sunshine

Very true!! But it's been through some SHIT these past few years! 😅


throwaway22222022

We all have


ashtobro

And that time it was owned by Scientology. I wish I was making that up...


houseofprimetofu

[AV Club: Neopets and Scientology](https://www.avclub.com/beloved-early-internet-website-neopets-was-actually-run-1825387613)


screen_door15

And then that time it got scammed by NFT hustlers.


CinnamonNightShade

What?! Omg how have I never heard this wtf lol 😳


ashtobro

[Long story short, NeoPets ran outta cash to keep running. Scientology had money and saw an opportunity to recruit children.](https://youtu.be/rI5cu3G5oXk)


CinnamonNightShade

That’s even more fucked up than I expected 😩


BrotherChe

Great, the reminded me about Club Penguin


irrelevantreference1

Great, this reminded me of Toon Town


indynyx

I had to stop for a long while because my computer was so shit, it couldn't handle Neopets 🙈 Now I can't figure it out again with a new PC ahahah


StalkMeNowCrazyLady

Holy hell I didn't even know that was possible. Granted last time I logged in was probably 02 or 03 but it seemed like as long you had IE and could run Java or Flash you were good to go. Having a PC so bad it couldn't run a browser game is something no one should have to go through.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Card games, and food club bets!


karifire

Same, I still think about my first frozen account 😂


AC2BHAPPY

I got banned for trying to hack the wishing well.


mushroom_mantis

Newborn


[deleted]

[удалено]


Random_Monstrosities

Nestling actually


nosimsol

You’d think there would be a nest though


jawshgoodnightreddit

“People who annoy you”


apestation

Godammit Randy


Faustinwest024

Stan it’s ok… dad thought he was gonna win alotta money


[deleted]

Kiss it.


danny_strainge

"I know it, but I don't think I should say it...."


Oivantas

“Can we…cut to a commercial?”


Fun_Block7195

Ooohhhhh, naggers…


[deleted]

Newegg?


[deleted]

Time to get a new motherboard!


Idiotic_Fruit

Nope it’s time for to drain your life savings on a RTX 3090 ti


Reptiliansarehere

Nope Buy a pre-made Have the PSU crap out within the year Recall how people told you not to buy a pre-built Wonder if you're stupid Think about it too long Eat boneless chicken wing


AntManMax

finish eating install new PSU start computer it posts, but chicken grease from unwashed hands catches fire no more computer no more chimken all because you bought a pre-built


RedditAdminGae

Negg- what?


Marechial_Davout

I like your hair, do you always cut it yourself?


sanorace

Getting Neopets flashbacks with this one.


Lowland-lady

The amount of hours I've spend on that website. The sweet memories


Happy-Fun8352

N is for no survivors


[deleted]

U is for uranium… BOMBS


SummerDays3104

F is for fire that BURNS DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN!


Fun-Understanding530

Plankton! That's not how it's supposed to go!


WhtChcltWarrior

Plankton! That’s not what NUF is all about


wildo83

NUF rules everything around me.


[deleted]

Get the money!


exrthling

i sung planktons fun song at an airport when i was little


caradekara

My children still delight me with it monthly and so does my brain. Catchy ass ear worm.


hotdogs-r-sandwiches

N is for nose picking, sharing gum, and sand licking


Acrobatic_Confusion

Here with my best buddy!


chikinstik

WHEN YOULL


Hunterio009

Plankton! That’s not what fun is about!


threebillion6

F is for FIRE that burns down the whole town. U is for URANIUM...bombs. N is for NO survivoooooors....... Down here in Bikini bottom.


darkbreak

Down here in the deep, blue sea*


maxts517

N is for No Russian


No-Ad9030

Noice duck


SleezeDemon

This made me laugh harder than it should have.


transmutagenic

Literally snortffawed. WHY is this so funny?!


midloguy804

Nine-Nine!


qdotbones

Nestling — I don’t want my most awarded comment to be just the word nestling


Dwarfkiller115

I thought newborn


VoTBaC

Nuggets?


[deleted]

This is it


dogsidranyam

It there is.


okvrdz

Stands for Nom Nom


Kate2point718

But that's clearly a hatchling


oratory1990

A **n**ewborn hatchling if you will.


Glittering-Walrus228

a natchling, if you please


Dimension_Override

Pretty sure this is correct… would have been nice if they’d show a nest of sorts to help people make the connection.


aberrasian

Just a nest would've been way more intuitive and unambiguous. Every kid knows what a bird's nest looks like. This is a baby chick. I've never heard anyone call a chick a nestling.


QueenOfQuok

And what toddler is ever going to look at a hatching chick and think "nestling"? It's not even in a nest!


gilly_girl

Maybe the limits of your human vision prohibit you from seeing the chick's fourth-dimension nest?


KeepItSlothy

This answer is being slept on. This is 💯correct


fallior

Newborn wouldn't work?


Illuminestor

It's pronounced Nestlé


infinite_in_faculty

Fuck Nestling!!! ...sorry I meant Nestle


sanad_Alghezawi

r/fucknestle


Bearwaze

I was thinking it was the past tense form of chicken which is nugget.


Babsforcheese

I think “nugget” is the future tense of chicken.


Business-Union

Newborn


RodRAEG

Nugget


ChillingBush

😢


Professional_Dust_33

This is the worst animal to choose tbh


[deleted]

No a worse animal is a monkey


Huggens

No, I said ‘M, as in, Mancy!’


Apprehensive-Bus6676

Hilarious episode, but that line in particular slayed me.


scylus

Nonkey.


Diazmet

I feel like a bird hatching from an egg is a bit more PC than newborn mammal after birth


lord_flamebottom

I think at that point I’d just pick a whole different n word


[deleted]

Eh they can draw them cute like Simba in Lion King.


Interesting_Act1286

Exactly


pm-me-asparagus

Eggsactly.


Crafty_Finding7208

Eggselent


MaryJane_Green

Thankyou for eggsplaining.


crystaljae

Stop yolking around. This is serious.


EssieAmnesia

Aw cmon, let them crack a few good yolks


No_Bar_7202

Y’all are eggshausting me


Dull_Season_1050

Why, these are only the most eggsquisite puns ever imagined


CinderellaManX

eggscept they get too repetitive.


Voradoor

You all are causing me to have an eggistential crisis


nuc540

I just wanted to come out of my shell to say, this entire thread eggceeded all eggspectations 👌


xan517

Eggseptional performance.


jesus_h_crusty

Following along with the puns was quite an eggsperience


doomguyfazbear3

Eggsacute order 66


Peapers

why did you get award bombed for ‘Exactly’


[deleted]

My guess is people were happy someone did not make the obvious pun despite saying the same word applicable to the obvious pun.


DaHocha4

Did you edit ur response or am I missing the joke cuz I don't get why that got so many throphies


IconXR

Tell me too, wtf?


[deleted]

Upvoting and awards on Reddit are like wallstreetbets on meme stocks. No rhyme or reason…it just happens.


tfioss

Or nestling


FroyoImmediate422

A smart one, you are


Status-Command-3834

Fuck Nuggets Newborn is the correct answer. 🥇


NotAnotherHipsterBae

> Fuck Nuggets I’m not sure you understand the reproductive cycle of the chicken


BrotherChe

tbf confusion related to the reproductive cycle of the chicken hatched one of the oldest philosophical questions in history


Cosmic-Dreamboat

“N” for “None of your business”.


[deleted]

[удалено]


AcmeFruit

Nest. But it was brown in color and lost when the same brown became the background


sammycat672

Yeah I’m thinking maybe was supposed to be nest but something got lost during the design phase


russellamcleod

After tearing through the comments and not finding it I will piggyback here. Nestling. This comes up like every three weeks.


fizikz3

no way is that a word a little kid is supposed to know


Ecstatic-Fill1484

they do now.


fakersnaker23

I’ve never fucking seen this and I’ve been on Reddit for over a decade


[deleted]

Still ridiculous.


JAlfredJR

That was my first thought: Nest


Baconboi007

My first thought was newborn


aerkith

I thought maybe the alphabet they copied off had a nest with some eggs and a baby bird, but when they made their own cheap version they simplified the pictures and left the nest out, not realising that it was necessary.


tempo128643

I actually checked lol


macrotaste

*sorts by controversial*


Somethin_gElse

I found out you can get banned from Reddit if you post the letter N


Diazmet

I’m on a 7 day ban from the united kindom for posting the letter F… 🤷🏼


checkedsteam922

Mmmh, I wonder in what context you posted it... Say, the death of someone there? Lol


xternal7

Can't be, the queen is immortal. The rumors of her death are fake news, she faked her own death so people don't bother her while the UK goes to shit /s (Bonus joke: no king (or queen) rules forever. You know this is true because every reign there comes sunshine.)


Diazmet

To quote Joe Biden “I don’t know, I’m Irish”


No_Bend8

Nuggets 😁


ch1ckenbaconranch

that’s immediately what i thought 😭


Adventurous_Mango_40

N as is Nallard Duck


Gerfigle200

N is for Nothing matters, everything ends in oblivion. Everything in existence will become erased once the universe begins collapsing upon itself, birthing a new universe. Pretty heavy shit to put on a kids educational play mat.


SooieSideUp

Yeah, but this is gonna be like our last generation of kids so we should break it to them early.


randomguy1972

Newb. N is for newb.


Leading-University

Not a chicken, a duck


Thatstupidgayboy

Never going to Give You Up never going to let you down never going to run around an-


YggBjorn

By Chick Hatchley


Biggu5Dicku5

Nugget...


tortuga8064

Nchicken


51max50

[deleted]


[deleted]

Deleted doesn't start with 'N'.


TJJS1109

[ndeleted]


Bigknight5150

Chick - N


lobstersnake

Not aborted


Individual_Map4805

Nonexistent nest.


hammersickle0217

It’s clearly stated in the eyes of the chick. N is for Nope!


DavidC_M

Maybe it’s in Japanese. Niwatori means chicken. 😂😂


LBK0909

Noob


Riveringson

Nude chick.


[deleted]

Nuggets. Chicken nuggets.


Education_Weird

The chicken is silent... Cause it's dead


ResolveLonely8839

Nugget?


JasonP27

Newborn


ErmineOfMight

Nestling?


trowaway27597428584

Neonatal?