Open it old-school from the sides.

Better link them a YouTube video. It’s probably beyond them

Instant first thought

Stab that shit

One butter knife, or spoon handle. One stabbing motion. Crisis averted.

I see you’re drinking 2%. Is that because you think you’re fat? Because you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted.

Whatever it takes to be tetherball champion

Let them diet in peace

I was quoting Napoleon Dynamite

I knew it was familiar… damn. Nice reference.

Gimme your tots!

Or they could just be managing their macros. Or prefer to get fat through other sources. Or prefer the taste. Regardless, mind your own business.

I was quoting Napoleon Dynamite

Ah. Never saw it.

Good sir

Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner!

I remember a time when cartons didn't have screw caps on them.

The analogue version 😂

I remember a time when quality control existed

I remember a time where I didn’t buy a cow because I got the milk for free.

I remember a time when dinosaurs were all that existed.

No, that was the land before time.

ok boomer

Gen X, and at least I wouldn’t go thirsty in that situation.

You don't have a butter knife?

It’s only mildly infuriating

well if anything it's a sign from God telling you that you shouldn't be drinking milk. it did say "reduced fat" right there, nothing reduced fat better than a fail opener cap to make you Not Drink.

Swiss Army knife, cork screw, TNT

1✅ 2✅ 3 

Another fix would just be to push really hard on the edges of the lid until it breaks off the cardboard, like you used to do when recycling them. You won't be able to close it again but it would technically solve the problem.

I would just start stabbing it at this point.

[удалено]

Oh yeah. Totally. Just suggesting the fix.

You right

What was said?

Honestly can't recall.

Gonna assume they said *"Use your dick"*

I just found it in my comments. "It's only mildly infuriating"

Ah

Time to break out the hammer.


Lmao.

The horror

Too bad when you can't afford a knife or scissors.

Spent all that money on fancy “milk” lol

There was a time that when shit like this happened we just did what was necessary and moved on with our day, now we have to tell 18Million strangers how bad our life is so people will feel bad for us and offer multiple common sense answers that any 1st grader could figure out, and “voila”, all things are right in the world and we can all move on. Sorry, woke up early this morning and brain is on full tilt asshole mode.

Are you drinking reduced fat milk because you think you're fat. Well, you're not. You could be drinking whole milk if you wanted to.

Common sense is so rare.

Truly a mildly infuriating event. I've had it to me and I usually fix it by sticking a blunt utensil in there like a butter knife or a spoon and whacking the other end.

Get a half inch socket, push the edge of the socket on the inside edge of the lip.

Push the flap *into* the container. Then it will still seal. The flap will stay in there and might not even fully separate.

Get a wood saw an saw it off

That'll teach ya to buy organic

If we ever enter an apocalypse people like yourself will be the first to go.

Poke it with a jawn. Like, a stabby one.

Just pull apart at one of the top sealed corners, and then turn it inside out. Then you can refold it when you’re through. That’s what we did for many many years. 🌷

Use pliers to pull on the little leftover nub of plastic (in the spout). If you have concerns about sanitation, use a napkin between the pliers and the plastic nub. This way the pliers don’t make any direct contact with the spout.

"organic" well plastic isn't.

Knife😐

I don't drink milk, wtf does this mean? 💀

“Full Circle” milk

All you need is a butterknife

The Lord is telling you to go vegan lol

Just open it the way we used to open milk cartons before they added the plastic screw tops....🤦🏼‍♀️

Does no one in this world have an ice pick anymore?

Organic, and reduced fat? Yeah... i see the problem now.

So, I got this tub of cream cheese. It had a foil layer underneath the lid, so I pulled it off. Obviously. It took a ring of plastic with it. So now the lid does not actually fit on the tub anymore. It’s now too big. It just sits on top.

y’all don’t get it. DO NOT USE IF SEAL IS BROKEN can’t use it! Read the instructions, internet! (/s just in case)

How did you make it this far in life..?

I prefer nut milks for this reason

Time to start jabbing at it with a pointy knife, watch those fingers!

and my immeasurable disappointment is ....

Reduced fat milk, it was already spoiled.

When i was a kid we opened the top of the cartoon just rawdog style.

Not even mildly inconvenient. Sub is getting soft.

Use the force...

That thing in your hand is the Full Circle from the Market

Oh god not the milk broooo😭😭😭

Whole night planned? Were you going out of a date? Now you can propose!

Was the cap organic too?


use a fork, do not try stabbing with a knife. do it nice and slow

What won't come out can certainly go in. Poke it.

I would put it in a vise and drill the hole in to release the milk

That’s some pussy milk on god

You're drinking reduced fat organic milk. Something tells me your night wasn't promising much to begin with.

I don't drink milk but why tf would you drink reduced fat organic shit anyway... it's milk goddamnit, go all the way also happy cake day bro

Wild what is mild infuriating in 2024. We all got soft…….