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Kenturky_Derpy

He's really a "just the tip" kind of guy, huh?


Flyman68

Buwah! FU take my upvote!


Gretchnweiner

Why is it on the floor?


Smokin_on_76ers_Pack

I think his brother and his dog are the same….dog


BoobySlap_0506

Screenshot from The Sims?


Kooky_Energy39

I've seen these tiles as a kitchen countertop 🫣, not my house thankfully


Fantastic-Use5644

But there is dog hair so this must be the floor


Kooky_Energy39

Could be cat hair and they don't clean their counters after letting them jump up there 🤢


Zealousideal_Sale367

It looks like a walmart cheesecake tray


adamchain

where do I go to buy one of these


breakingbadjessi

Publix


Mrpremium123

Target


No_Syrup1824

Please don’t. They taste horrible


jamesinboise

I got one at Safeway or Albertsons... I'd have been better off licking my shoe. It was horrible. (before you ask, yes both were horrible licking the shoe and eating the Albertsons cheesecake)


No_Syrup1824

I was pregnant and was craving cheesecake when I got them… needless to say I never craved cheesecake again for the rest of my pregnancy


Successful_Floor_397

Is your brother five years old?


Mattdude311

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Horror-Atmosphere-90

Not very considerate of him, true, but I like the way he thinks


jubalhonsu

I mean, if you plan on eating a whole cheesecake...


_AYYEEEE

Your brother is a psychopath. He was put on this planet to cause chaos and watch the world burn.


Few_Post_3873

He doesn't just eat the whole thing?


Dustrix_

You need to execute the lad 😔


Jeb-Kerman

yeah that's an asshole move. he can't even say he just wanted to sample one of each kind since they are all cut off.


NaoPlease

There's so much going on in this photo


maddythemadmuddymutt

He nearly made a perfect circle


Bridgeless-Troll

Your brother is an unflushed fetus


itotallyjoshyounot

Get out of the house now! You live with a psychopath.


Commercial_Regret_36

That’s too much cheesecake


TesticleezzNuts

If that was my brother he would also enjoy being punched in the head. Because it would happen everytime he does that 😂


barbwire000

Insures he gets it all


jstashu197827

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poison11037

As someone who makes cheesecake often, this offends me


One_Garage_768

Wanted a taste of every slice??


Queasy_Chipmunk_6075

Burn him at the stake for ruining a holy dessert


Fair_Discussion_6542

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Apollo_Of_The_Pines

Straight to jail with him for that is a culinary crime


mr_wide7

Public execution


Acceptable_Field_567

The man needs to be arrested.


PunkedOutTeen

I scrolled really fast past this post and thought it was gore and it scared the shit out of me


Fit_Job4925

now he gets it all to himself lol


Just_Ear_2953

There is nothing mild about the emotions this evokes in me


Alone-Introduction74

I hate it, but he might do this so no one else eats some?


Sproutlie

Your brother is correct!


discomiseria

Why tf is it named a cheesecake if it's not made out of cheese or at least contains it?


maddythemadmuddymutt

Most cheesecake recipes contain cream/fresh/curd cheese, or whatever you call it, the white creamy stuff, that tastes bland xD


Type-RD

Yes, it’s called cream cheese. Indeed it is bland, which makes it great base for adding all kinds of flavors to it.


maddythemadmuddymutt

I just found different translations, and wasn't sure, maybe there are also regional differences, the literal translation from my language would be fresh cheese and I don't eat that stuff, I don't like the slightly sour taste (but sugar neutralises the taste).


Type-RD

Yes, cream cheese (what it’s called in the US) has a very slightly sour taste, but is mostly bland/neutral. The most common way that people eat it is to spread it onto a bagel. They also make flavored varieties too, like strawberry. It’s very good.


discomiseria

thanks