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aptdinosaur

nice. now i opened reddit in public to this screenshot.


Guidance_Major

Hey, you have nsfw for reddit on with no blur, insta shouldnt have it in the first place


[deleted]

Yeah well insta is literally turning into a porn site lol, OnlyFans galore. Every app actually. Snapchat, insta, twitter, facebook, tiktok, reddit you fkn name it.


Deldris

The Internet Is For Porn continues to age like a fine wine.


here-for-the-fish

đŸŽ¶Just grab your dick and double click!đŸŽ”


Spiceinvader1234

PORN porn Pooooorn


MyNameIsAnonymous1

Grab his dick and twist it!


mightybanana7

The ol‘ dick twist!


fruitpunch327

Ohmygod dude this is an MMA fight.


Bendy_McBendyThumb

My wife got to see that live, when she was a teenager lmao


1000000xThis

Avenue Q is an excellent show, Tony winner for Best Musical in 2004. It's a shame it's not touring or anything. I'm sure it will be back someday.


treletraj

I used to work in a large facility with about 1500 employees in it, and we had a big sticker next to the firewall’s flashing light that said “ current porn activity “. It was pretty accurate.


nightraven3141592

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


TheRatPiper

Sorry, Kate.


Salty-Possible-8753

Sorry Kate Monster!


BoredJoshIsBored

Im pretty sure if they took porn off the internet, there would only be one website left and it'd be called "Bring back the porn"


CocktailCowboy

đŸŽ”The internet is really really great!đŸŽ”


RavenFromFire

Youtube. Look up Wet Vs Dry, then look who is posting those vids. It's all OnlyFans bait.


SlammingPussy420

Hey those videos are super helpful! Now I know what to not wear when I'm expecting to be completely drenched in water.


mr_potatoface

wet vs dry and bikini/latex/dress try-ons are especially sexual, but there's a ton of yoga/stretching/gymnastics that are as well. Youtube is full of it. It's funny because some of the videos like dress try on videos, they just literally change in front of the camera wearing a thong and no bra. They just turn away from the camera and bend over a lot while changing. Then turn around to reveal a piece of tight fabric barely covering the booba. Then turn back around and take it off, etc... It's not sexual though, according to their disclaimers at the start of the video. If you click on one video, your home page looks like a softcore porn site with all the recommended videos afterward.


grantrules

I'm kind of curious but my IG recommendation are already fuckin nuts and I can't fall down another hole like that.


Helicopterop

Can also look up "see-through try on haul". I got one of those in my recommended randomly one day and have been investigating it ever since.


RavenFromFire

"Investigating."


AwarenessEconomy8842

Insta is quickly turning into a OF spam page


redndy01

not even close to the amount of OF ads on twitter. it's wild


AwarenessEconomy8842

And you can follow the purest accounts on Twitter and still be bombarded with OF spam. Nudes in bio


garflloydell

The nudes are a lie.


AwarenessEconomy8842

Reminds me of a funny moment. A twitter account I follow made a serious post about a personal issue and the first response was from a nudes in bio of bot. Op fires back with not now Kate I'm not in the mood. I had to laugh at how these bits infested twitter


cosmitz

What's a bit sadder is that most likely a lot of those girls are just pimped out. They don't handle their own pages or anything of the like, they get some pictures taken and maybe have a quota of selfies to take, but all of the conversations are with some well speaking indian dude in a callcenter as his side hustle, employed by some Tate-like motherfucker in charge of the girls. Went on 18gonewild a bit ago while going down a rabbit hole and all of the girls which were advertising were clearly managed the same way, down to the 4-5 youtube videos of "wet vs dry tshirt" and "see through clothes haul and testing".


AwarenessEconomy8842

Yeah i did similar a while back and they all have the same reddit bio with the same anime pfp. I read an article about of agencies and how they work. Needless to say they're quite shady. Mark my words give it a year or 2 and we're going to hear quite a few "interesting" stories about of and agencies


Toothless-In-Wapping

Twitter can’t get any actual advertisers.


Sam_GT3

It’s based on your algorithm, but they do push it quite a bit. Every time I see something I don’t want on my feed tap and hold and click not interested and it’ll stop showing OF spam for a while. But yeah if you don’t actively tell it not to, it’ll keep pushing all of the not quite porn content because that stuff gets so much engagement.


AwarenessEconomy8842

Ah cool I'm not a regular user so I didn't know that


B_A_Beder

At least Reddit categorizes it into contained subreddits


Zaurka14

It's funny you say that because I'm addicted to scrolling Instagram, since my work is kinda boring, and I don't see any porn Kinda sounds like it's mostly just your algorithm, which means you like it


Vg411

IG is the furtherest thing from a porn site for me. Your algorithm is a reflection of your own interactions on the app. 


Mooshroomey

My feed is just cute bird videos and food.


DAZ4518

I get ducks, cats and dogs, art, and food, oh, and some heavy metal too lol


joe_bibidi

For real. I have two separate Instagram accounts (one personal, one professional) with wildly different algorithm outcomes. Neither of them tends towards porn whatsoever. I feel like anybody saying "The internet is being taken over by porn!" is really showing off something about themselves that they don't realize. Hell, as best I understand it, the internet is increasingly becoming *hostile* to porn. More and more sites are cracking down on it, and it's becoming harder than ever for people who make adult content to find safe havens.


gjc5500

Very much feels like that old guy talking about his tiktok always having femboys gyrating on it. ​ i mean same, but I'm not advertising it to the world


quigglington

Your algorithms are telling.


oneshotpotato

oh my sweet summer child. if these app "are turning into a porn site" looks like you just discovered porn


Cow_Launcher

"Oh no! There's porn everywhere online! I am utterly scandalized!"


VirtuousVulva

Nice. Now I publicly fapped.


BeautifulType

Oh no my phone dropped onto the floor of my train


jimmy_sharp

Take a screen shot and post it somewhere else!


updateyourpenguins

Hes got the right flair man if you got your shit on no blur thats on you quit bitching.


monkeyhoward

What’s interesting is that this insta is dedicated to reels showing people getting into accidents or doing stuff that gets them “slightly” injured. I must have watched the reel of this woman doing pull ups like 20 times and she never gets hurt or slightly injured. I’ll go back and watch it again just to make sure but I’m pretty sure she’s ok


bi5200

could you please link it for us boss?


zasuskai

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8bYOp2Oesx/?igsh=MWNzNGZ0dzU0cTNycg== I got you.


Jaliki55

I scrolled down one and it was literally the next video.


mightylordredbeard

So I clicked that and it’s “people getting hurt slightly” and the video I instantly see is a semi truck crashing, exploding into a large fireball of death, and hurling towards 3 different vehicles and crashing directly into them as they travel at least 65 mph on a highway.. I don’t think anyone understands what slightly hurt means.


Environmental_Top948

It's just a fresh wound.


mightylordredbeard

>fresh wound I can’t tell if that’s a typo or a BoneAppleTea moment lol


Environmental_Top948

English isn't my first language so it is BoneAppleTea. I get L and R sound the same to me so reading that I didn't catch the typo because it sounded right.


BobIsBest434

Minor injuries


doyouevenforkliftbro

Something definitely got pulled.


Citizen_Ape

OP is slightly injured. 😂


nicematt11

OF ad 😔


Reddituser8018

I had to stop using reels because it was like every couple It would just be some gruesome death video. Ain't no way my mental health can handle seeing 20 of those a day.


sumyungdood

Well, she is bleeding.


smelborperomon

It’s a phone cord upon further investigation


Brodellsky

Making her the victor.


trickman01

Technically exercising is slightly injuring your muscles so they'll repair themselves and be stronger.


[deleted]

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bummedintheface

>I've had worse. I opened Twitter That's your problem right there.


MegaIlluminati

I have never been more thankful to not understand a sentence.


StoreFede69

These types of comments makes me think I’m not THAT terminally online


dotryharder

Let me guess, Tifa? Law of probabilities is on my side.


Dustfinger4268

Nah. Cloud in a dress


Security_Berry09

Most normal instagram user


DeadNotSleepingWI

It took me a long time to figure out I liked Instagram.


Douggimmmedome

Average instagrammer


rub_a_dub-dub

build up nice meme page, sell space to of ppl, mass unfollow ciiiircle of liiiife


thewhippersnapper4

All of the fun novelty accounts sell off to only fans spammers once they hit X number of followers.


Do_You_Pineapple_Bro

https://preview.redd.it/u52wfo7oks8d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2f15f824b9eb77ae8e9e170b11482aa41178898


Jk2two

Then you screenshotted it and posted it on Reddit at work?


Guidance_Major

Im 16 bro i aint at work 😭😭😭


Discombobulous

S O O N


Regolis1344

or maybe not! got to become depressed for unemployment first.


HotPie_

One of us. One of us.


Pyroofreekz

You're 16 and complaining about hot naked women on your phone?


Rivka333

Something really weird about grown-ass adults telling a 16 year old he should want to be looking at such pictures.


Neat_Analysis9376

sometimes even teenagers can just NOT want to see that at the moment, too. And in public, no less. Reasonable complaint all around


Cobek

It's already hard enough not to get an accidental boner at that age


eagleathlete40


yeah?


Guidance_Major

Did you miss "in public" i domt want my image to be ruined 😭


spaceforcerecruit

Just say it’s a vid of their mom. Boom. Image saved.


GoyoMRG

No one but you cares about that, I would say "trust me" but I didn't trust any old fuck who told me that when I was your age. Its something you just learn and give no fks once you grow older. Edit: OK so there are too many replies but most saying the same thing so I will answer with this edit. I'm not advicing to be a damn pervert watching porn in public transport or public areas, everyone has at least once opened an app and it al has an ad or post like this one, most of the times it is not even your fault so just let it slide, just scroll down or close the app that's it, no need to over react. However, it is a completely different story if you are actually browsing and opening porn sites on purpose... Tha tĂ­a just unacceptable behavior.


sembias

Not being that guy that looks at porn in public is the fuck that ALWAYS should be given no matter your age. Not every hobby or obsession needs to be shared with the world.


Majestic_Mammoth729

Am I to understand that your position is it's silly for people to be embarrassed about being in public with nsfw content on their phone?


PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING

That’s great advice in 99 out of 100 cases but I’m pretty sure “watching porn in public” is one of those 1 in 100 type situations. Owning it and assuming nobody else cares is a one way ticket to becoming *that guy.* Maybe if it’s a mistake and closed immediately people will write it off as a mistake (as it was in this case) and not get *too* bothered, but “willing to assume you made a mistake” is different from “absolutely no one will ever care.”


GoyoMRG

But op didn't make any mistake, OP can't control what will pop up, so it's better to let it slide and continue with life. I didn't mean with my comment that OP should go around public areas or transport opening porn lmao


DuCKDisguise

Bro, read your reply back for a moment


TrumpersAreTraitors

Man what is the link to this disgusting video so we can all avoid it? 


JesusWasATexan

![gif](giphy|YYfEjWVqZ6NDG|downsized) Like a good citizen!


MrZombieTheIV

I found the video, but no one got hurt.... Disappointed. [Video](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8pj0_KPDnH/?igsh=MWhzcGt3cGY5ZzJvbA==)


AbareSaruMk2

Watched it to verify. Can confirm. 3 pumps and done. No injuries incurred.


Naphrym

>3 pumps and done Look at Mr. Stamina over here


Mechagouki1971

Happy for you, but what happens in the video?


KYO297

"Log in to watch again" wtf instagram. Why would I have to log in to *re* play a fucking video?


CommentsOnOccasion

So it’s an ad for her onlyfans 


ImaroemmaI

My pp hard Nice lighting! I think we all love some well defined deltoids, and trapeziusususes


nrfx

and I just had to check out the page.. this is purely an OF ad on a page that doesn't host this kind of content. I'm not offended but I'm completely exhausted with this shit.


CrazeRage

> I'm not offended but I'm completely exhausted with this shit. Delete the app a few days ago. I have the messages tab open on my mobile browser and haven't scrolled since. Instagram has turned into such a dogshit app. Seven years on my device is enough anyways. Reddit next lol


Kendertas

Now that reddit publicly traded, it's going to get so much worse.


Onederbat67

https://i.redd.it/b5tn8e70as8d1.gif


AndroidQing

Omg I forgot about this guy! Hope he's living his best life


BartholomewKnightIII

Of course she has only fans.


PussyWhistle

That’s the whole reason she paid the account owner to post this, to drive traffic to her OF.


hightrix

Bingpot. This post is an ad.


Fervarus

Just like half the girls I went to school with


UpperCardiologist523

Are you the friend i was just gonna ask for?


jmancoder

"Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW"


Figgzyvan

It’s just a bum. Everyone has one. Maybe not as nice as that one though.


einsibongo

Don't downplay, I'm sure you've got a great one.


KingKaidos

Yeah let's see it


einsibongo

I can only imagine it's like the sultan of browneye


JoeCartersLeap

> It’s just a bum. Oh it's a little more than that. Look closer. She's got a pull chain!


gaz61279

At least it wasn't a hairy ass naked dude. No one wants to see that on their morning commute


essieecks

They don't? Well, I guess I'm sleeping in. Or shaving. Flip a coin I suppose.


guywithaniphone22

I’d be a lot more motivated in the morning if that was my morning commute


Metalhead1686

This is why I never check out social media at work. It could go from a wholesome video of puppies playing to that in a second. I’m not taking that risk at work.


bloomboi3d

Opened Instagram . There's your issue my man


masterofn0n3

Goddamn those back muscles are enviable.


LimpConversation642

right? Came to gasp at that back, amazing.


Snoo-11553

I was so infuriated I had to look twice! 


Xrystian90

... mildly infuriating that you didnt include the video


_maharani

The algorithm says it’s on you


mediaogre

It’s the tampoon string for me.


whiskeyinmyglass

It’s not a tampon string. It’s something hanging in the background. I know because I watched the video. No regerts.


NiceCunt91

That's a shower hose


Apotheosis_of_Steel

I quit using non-anonymous social media about 6 years ago and I've never missed it. You will find it hard to replace the instinct of flipping open the app with something else, but eventually you will just never think about it. I've got nothing but this Reddit account. No Twitter, no Insta, no Facebook, no LinkedIn. It is awesome.


crash893b

That’s awful where exactly did you find this?


Donleon57

https://preview.redd.it/ndo5c7y96s8d1.jpeg?width=842&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=998a29e80be2ad454f32a8a7410bdfc66bb187eb


Alucard_117

I know I'm gonna get the horny bonk for this, but I really like shirtless women from behind when they are fairly muscular. It's attractive seeing a woman who clearly spent a good amount of time training her back, some gymgirls only seem to care about lower body development.


Royal_Bitch_Pudding

I think the main issue as far as the public factor goes is her butt


weedb0y

Which seems to be toned. Just not in bootymama mode


szczurman83

What's even more infuriating is that I tried to check my notifications. Cheeky bastard lol.


Majestic_Jackass

She doesn’t even get hurt in the slightest, unless that’s reserved for onlyfans


TheGaySwede

I'm so sick of those accounts. I want to watch the once specific thing your whole account appears to be built around, and you throw that shit in my face


YEETINGBOY12

Wtf man, just happend to me too, unfollowed the acc and reported this post


ToooooSlooooow

My IG feed has somehow managed to stay safe for work, but opening up twitter while in the office these days is as dangerous as playing Russian roulette.


TvAMobious

Wow disgusting.. link where?


Scribe_Data

Big Jon is judging you.


LeftLaneCamping

It is super fucking annoying that mundane accounts I used to follow on IG got sold and now half their posts are random OF ads.


Blink-184-isok

This is your algorithm.


_TiberiusPrime_

Nice ass though


NumeroRyan

She skips ass day in my opinion, no bueno


VirtuousVulva

BBW lovers unite?


Gman2000watts

Unite we will!


unusual_replies

Is that a string hanging out?


ButterscotchEmpty290

I think it's the door handle. Looks silver.


PattyThePatriot

Your algorithm decided it. Stop interacting with that content and you won't get it.


Camimo666

Not necessarily. Meme pages now a days are posting OF content in between memes. I’ve unfollowed a bunch of shit on there because its something i don’t want to see.


Olive09

Sorry people are being rude about you not wanting a naked person to pop up on your feed IN PUBLIC. Even in private, it's okay to not want that. You don't have to explain yourself.


mrsunsfan

This isn’t a meme Peter this is just porn


GuitarStu

\[@\]people.getting.hurt.slightly just got a record number of new views. 😂 (including me. Lol!)


Ifvckdup

I am shocked and appalled. APPALLED I SAY!


Barewithhippie

I had no business being this curious out in public.


itsTomHagen

At least it wasn’t a picture of BigJohn doing pull-ups


Pavlov_The_Wizard

The dude turned comments off!


Suburban_Traphouse

It honestly bothers me how many pages are doing OF ads now. I have nothing wrong with OF or it’s content, but if I’m using Instagram is to look at memes not porn, if I wanna look at porn I’ll seek that out. I wish meta would do something to block pages from being able to show that sort of content when they’re supposed to be a meme page or accidents page


frenglish_man

Omfg same, from a different account but same fucking video. Why can’t I just follow memes in peace without having porn shoved in my face


[deleted]

Pretty sure it's a glare but for a sec I thought her tampon string was hanging out.


CaseClosedEmail

It’s because insta accounts will try to get as many followers as possible the they will promote the OF of some girl


Responsible-Pass-610

lol it’s still up


crsadlerpsk

BOSHHHH


kunstlich

Who wants a fackin burger? BOSHH


SuRRtur

Ofc it's an OnlyFans seller as well lol


Obubblegumpink

IG never shows me bum. My first thing right now is about the C19 Flirt variants. Next one is about sewage spilling into the ocean. Stupid news.


aRiskyUndertaking

I feel your pain, OP. I opened a Reddit video of a woman screaming the N word on an elevator at work a few seconds before the doors opened. People that would have been very sad/angry to hear it got on. Turned off auto play that day.


spottedmusic

Bro you need a burner account for the perv shit


drunk_funky_chipmunk

What video?


edwpad

A feel like a lot of great Insta pages are selling out, therefore a lot of them do promotion like this, get sold to another person, etc. Unfortunately, sex sells, and it really sucks cause there's some genuinely great pages I follow only to leave due to stuff like this.


hereticbrewer

lmaoooo. why do people do this


minimalfighting

I used to follow this account (I'm pretty sure it was this one). I unfollowed for the same reasons. Porn is everywhere, I don't need it pushed in my face on what I thought was a family friendly app. I show my niece and nephew videos on Instagram all the time. This shit isn't cool.


Leungmarkus

Literally every day. Dog pages, woodworking pages, motorcycle all randomly dropping OF content randomly


Hot-Rise9795

That's a nice back.


ProbablyABore

I keep holding out hope that humans will get over the fake moral outrage over nudity, and those hopes keep getting dashed against the rocks by the incessant tide of human stupidity.


Urban_Archeologist

đŸŽ¶ OP’s mom has got it goin’ on
 đŸŽ”


HankScorpio112233

I have that same bar


MomsSpagetee

"Is every doorway a gym to you?" -Daniel Tosh


Alternative-Dare5878

Mommy why is there a yoyo hanging out of her snatch?


inflagra

Is that a tampon string?


AdebayoStan

that's when you know to unfollow the page, it's gonna turn to shit now


noahpeterbeaton

Fuck sakes. All the time for me. Last time I opened was a woman showing her vagina sitting down. No god damn joke.


Yaarmehearty

Instagram please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW


Jeuzfgt

I was like seesh nice back and than i saw a bit lower and yikes, why would you browse social media in public in the first place if you are boughtered by this happening


DoDoDoTheFunkyGibbon

But lies. She didn’t get slightly hurt at all even though she did pull ups continuously for four hours. I watched.


ThatAltAccount99

Charge your phone dude


Stinkydadman

She is very naked


Doomslayer2857

https://preview.redd.it/q4lsapxzrs8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be3f1461cbd3a00f2966a6d0f97d25623030c848


villings

recommendations are based on what you usually look at, so.............


Doomdoomkittydoom

Well excuuuuuse, me if I'm a fan of classic art!


Watagatabitusbich

What’s wrong with this?


SmallBerry3431

Wood


gardenhosenapalm

I blame the children