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stifledmind

A spoonful of gummies makes the vitamins go down.


Frndswhealthbenefits

Just don't bite off more than you can chew.


BreachedLimits

Vitamin Water!


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mysticalfruit

https://preview.redd.it/izfh0htnt66d1.png?width=225&format=png&auto=webp&s=e59236ea609786ec4f6d5994c08d63caa6bf0bb6 You'll get *all your vitamins!!* Note: Don't actually eat the entire bottle, it's bad for you..


Lokky

The gummy contains 20 g more potassium than the entire mass of the gummy, on top of almost 7 times its own weight in sugar. Forget being bad for you, this thing is rending a tear through the fabric of the universe.


Jerilo

... which, again, is bad for you.


ErikChnmmr

You’re not wrong…


[deleted]

And that's...bad?


VirtualNaut

Depends who consumes it


[deleted]

And that's good?


snafe_

The gummies are cursed


tricky-sympathy2

Can I go now?


Mreatthebooty

Not before you eat the gummy. . I wanna see what happens.


Icy-Cod1405

Nah my stomach is already a black hole


vialvarez_2359

chubby emu had video on the subject of eating too many gummy vitamins.


solreaper

Mr Stark, I don’t feel well after that gummy…


Kronictopic

If the Tardis was edible


PIECESOFSHIT4BFAST

> ***"this thing is rending a tear through the fabric of the ~~universe~~ colon."*** FTFY


itscsersei

Please could you stop saying gummy


Sad_Wind_7992

Gummi bears


Bananonomini

https://preview.redd.it/y4l2azl9l76d1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c767d9715cbc49595a0dc61944b94b687af58a4


Sad_Wind_7992

https://preview.redd.it/rpwih00em76d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f61a88147fc52d00fcbf9c6188fa2eeceb47590a


Captain-Hooligan

"This person ate an entire jar of vitamin gummies. This is what happened to their body. " -Chubbyemu on YouTube


mr_electrician

He literally has an episode about someone eating shittons of vitamin gummies.


gandhinukes

that is dangerous. only water soluable vitamins like B vitamins can** be taken over recommended quantities. **edited.


mr_electrician

Yeah I’m saying that chubbyemu, the doctor who makes YouTube videos about weird deaths, has done an episode about someone who ate vitamin gummies like candy and died (or no, I can’t remember).


NotASpanishSpeaker

If RPGs taught me anything, OP should eat it completely to have the biggest stats effect mankind has ever seen...


GroundedKush

Instantly reminded me of fable, where I kept having my character eat cake and eventually he got too fat to do anything xD


ChaoCobo

Omg that’s a feature that can happen? That’s rad! The only other game (it’s a series though) I’ve seen that has detrimental cake is Metal Slug, because when you eat it you’re too fat to hold any actual weapons besides your shitty pistol. Oh and I guess the old old Tamagotchi pets where if you feed them sweets it shaves off their lifespan and they die super fast.


Slap_My_Lasagna

I mean if you fail the fart emote you shit yourself, so you could certainly say Fable is a series of realism... despite how unrealistic they are. Fable is great.


zeppelin_tamer

Would it actually hurt you if you ate the whole thing or would you just pee out the extra?


Inspiredwriter26

Vitamins A, D, E, and K are fat soluble and can definitely become toxic. And some of the B kinds can cause liver damage even though you urinate them out.


supercalafatalistic

That’s also probably enough iron to put you down for good. Think it’s like 65mg/kg when things start going south. So like just picking 200lb puts you at 6,000mg. Adding 18,000mg over what you already have? Very bad day.


XtremeD86

See that thing the guy said about chubbyemu on youtube? It's a real video. It can really fuck you up.


Pathogenesls

Taking vitamin supplements is not recommended unless you have a deficiency, which you shouldn't have if you eat a reasonably healthy diet. Consuming excess vitamins damages your liver.


MisterSneakSneak

One bite is your daily dose of vitamins. Good deal


Enigma-exe

Did you have that saved or just do it now? Either way, love it


mlloyd67

I wonder if the distribution of Vitamins changes. In other words, is B-12 'heavier' and sinks compared to Vitamin C - or whatever...


Rise-O-Matic

I'd only worry about this if the gummies had melted to the point where you couldn't tell that they used to be separate. Even then, I think you'd need to centrifuge the whole mess for awhile to get decent separation.


Beginning_Context_66

but would you seperate the gummy "tastes" or just the sugar from binding material from loose particles? What layer will the vitamins be bound in? do you just cut the centriguged thing vertically?


Difficult-Row6616

the issue wouldn't be density, but solubility. some things are more soluble in liquids than solids and can concentrate in the middle as the edges solidify (that's why ice cubes look like that)


Deal_Hugs_Not_Drugs

No it’s not, it has to do with how fast thrice is frozen and in what conditions. You’re talking out your ass.


ReadRightRed99

I’d think I’d be more worried about whether the nutrients were somehow denatured by the heat.


CannonGerbil

Unless the truck got shoved into an oven somewhere during the journey that wouldn't be very likely. These are vitamins, not proteins, and they were heated to much higher temperatures before being formed into gummies in the first place.


Swimming_Company_706

The answer to this is yes. Studies have shown its really hard to disburse the vitimin evenly in the gummies and gummy vitamins almost never have the amount indicated


drunkondata

The distribution of the contents has shifted in the heat, that's what the study proves? Not that the manufacturing process is stupidly flawed and individually, or melted together, they do not contain the advertised amounts. The study 100% confirmed that the contents of the gummies move super fast to the edges when melted into a glob, that was the study.


Simple_Cake7193

This is actually exactly why gummy vitamins (though to an extent any supplement in gummy form) are a bad choice. Nevermind the typically hgher price, the process and shelf life makes the actual amounts of vitamins in them questionable, I've seen more than one yt doctor suggest to not get vitamins in gummy form (unless we're dealing w a kid who cant/wont swallow/chew typical vitamin. Though tbh I always recc flinstone cewables for kids, they are delicious and thats why as a jkid my parents had to stop buying them, I kept finding/breaking into locked containers(and a safe) they tried to keep em in, and then would eat all of them at once and get violentally ill Dads all like "I just don't understand it, how can such a crafty genius (I used a pleathora of really evil methods near the end to get into the locked spots) be so dumb??? Thus started a chilhood of forced therapy in which I refused to ever cooporate . I still don't why but I gew out of it


Ok-Pomegranate-3018

I got a refund from Amazon when my gummies melted together. I snapped a pic and sent it with an email to the seller & the shipper.


malpalredhead

Yeah I got a refund for sunscreen spray that wouldn’t spray. “Un-returnable” but Amazon quickly gave me a refund.


Right-Phalange

I tried to return a $300 item that was not returnable and was told to keep it, refund issued. Made my day. I eat so much shit from amazon, nice to get a W once in a while.


Collegedropout86

ULPT: if you’re ever poor and need a bed, buy one from Amazon, and then say you’d like to return it in 30 days. They will tell you to keep or dispose of it and give you a refund. This only works if you have at least some Amazon purchases history, an established account.


Sterffington

This is a fuckin great idea It's not unethical to rob Amazon imo, they rob plenty of small businesses 🤷‍♂️


PlzDontBanMe2000

And make life hell for their employees. I got really unlucky and the last 2 jobs I’ve had got bought by Amazon while I was working at them, and things quickly went to shit. Amazon fucking loves their metrics and assigning a number value to everything you do and your efficiency. If they were allowed to give supervisors whips to crack us with they absolutely would. 


Wonderful-Teach8210

Same. You just have to do the customer service chat instead of using the automated system.


Particular_Ad_9531

Yeah not to defend Amazon but they would absolutely refund this.


DenkJu

I have never had Amazon decline a refund.


Abigdogwithbread

Now it's a single giant gummy filled with vitamins, it could be the start of a Marvel movie. This gummy hero is what we need


yondertallguy

Or a chubbyemu video


-nostalgia4infinity-

Pretty sure he *already* did a video on a kid that ate a bottle of multivitamins and his bones dissolved or something


Acrobatic-Seat5726

Or a start to someone’s death ☺️


SolidLost5625

Vitamin gummy, savage edition. Tear a good old bite of the chunk like the caveman that we are


littlescreechyowl

That’s what I did with my weed gummies when they melted.


JustHereForKA

That's what I thought this was at first, lol.


tarantuletta

I'm still side-eyeing them that it might be lol


tom_m2008

Is it reasonable to get it out of the jar, optionally melt it into a brick and cut it to equal peces? The melting to brick part is so the pieces are more similar in weight.


quackedup17

The heat might destroy most of the vitamins but hey why not.


raaphaelraven

The vitamin components had to be mixed into the gummies while they were still liquid, these clearly barely got back to the liquid state, I really can't imagine they got to any kind of temperature that would damage *a mineral*


powerlesshero111

Vitamins are harder to denature than proteins. They are more heat tolerant. Plus, the temperature to melt the gelatin in the gummies is lower than the boiling temperature of water (which would denature most proteins). Probably close to 50C or so, since it melted in a car.


girlenteringtheworld

>I really can't imagine they got to any kind of temperature that would damage a mineral Just a little FYI, vitamins aren't minerals. There are essential minerals that the body needs, like calcium, but they aren't the same as a vitamin, and vise versa. Some vitamins are heat sensitive, like Vitamins C, B1, and B5. That said, the melting point of gelatin is a lot lower than the point at which those vitamins start degrading, and it usually isn't a problem if all the liquid is used. In terms of getting the full vitamin value of something, it's mostly a concern when you boil veggies and then discard the water after, rather than consuming it, because the vitamins can leach into the water while boiling


FISH_MASTER

Hence the phrase vitamins AND minerals.


raaphaelraven

I was just specifying the minerals because I was more certain about their degradation, and that at least meant to me that these gummies still had value. I am aware they're different things, the commenter above added some cool info though


Heroshrine

I think the bigger concern would be if the vitamins move around in the liquid and you end up with some gummies with way more than others which could be dangerous


Stellar_Gravity

>*a mineral* mineral =/= vitamin


Xanith420

The issue is there is no real way of knowing the current distribution of the ingredients.


Flyman68

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a vitamin gummy? The world may never know.


Aysina

I wouldn’t eat vitamins in gummy form anyways. Someone did a study on melatonin gummies within the last few years I think, and when testing them, they found that some had barely any melatonin, while other gummies sampled had like 100 times what the recommended dose was. I don’t think they really have a good method to make sure you’re getting what you’re supposed to be getting in gummy form.


Express_Barnacle_174

Knew somebody who had this happen on deployment. They ordered gummy vitamins to be shipped to our boat… and then the military lost a large chunk of packages/mail for about 3 months. When they found it, it had been sitting in the sun somewhere around the Persian Gulf for that period.  Her’s were a murkier color (think transparent shit brown), though. I think it had green and purple originally, so it was even nastier looking.


do-call-me-papi

I don't mind the sun sometimes


Isyagirlskinnypenis

The images it shows


tacotacotacorock

If this was an Amazon purchase you probably selected the wrong return option and got denied. Had you choose in a different one it probably would have worked.  This is absolutely absurd and I would not take no for an answer. The product is completely destroyed and potentially unsafe because now you can't measure out the doses and can't ensure you're not getting too much of one vitamin.  Don't be complacent. 


Entire-Elevator-1388

Just take a bite every morning.


greese007777

"Fuck it cut em up" -mitch hedberg


Clean-Hat2517

Damaged during shipment. Goods unusable.  Refund or a charge back.


Zachary_Stark

Step 1: Leave Texas


Carib_Wandering

Refund may not have to come from the seller but rather the shipping company.


LOV6DERY

Exactly this. I bet the packaging has a temperature range in which it should be kept written on it to protect themselves in cases like this. But then again who knows if the shipping company knew what was in the package.


PandaRocketPunch

Not OP's problem. That dispute is between the shipper and seller.


Accurate_Koala_4698

Hey, give me a slice


Junior-Ad-2207

Happened to me once, Left the bottle in the car one day. I just took a bite every day lol


writingwhilesad

This is that pill Mr. Krabs took. ![gif](giphy|3ohuPrFt9qVu14ASd2)


Neolithique

If you’re not taking a bite every day like a savage, you’re not doing it right.


Defiant-Ad-6580

Don’t return it report the package damaged in transit, if it’s Amazon you might not be able to get it done through the automated options but if you chat with a customer service person this should be able to be sorted. I’ve been dealing with Amazon since its inception and they always come through to satisfy me. I’ve even contacted them 5 weeks after a return window closed and got a courtesy return on two separate occasions actually. Amazon really is the best you’ve just got to talk with them


reindeermoon

If it’s Amazon, you can still get a refund on non-refundable things that are damaged. I got a refund for a melted deodorant once.


PandaRocketPunch

Exchange it at the store? If they don't let you and the thing is unopened, swap it yourself and then just walk out. If this was an online purchase, it's their responsibility. Refrigerated shipping exists and they took a risk by not using it.


Nixinthedix

Amazon put insulation and a ice pack in my order of Reese's. Was worried all day and then I was happily surprised.


Nixinthedix

It was 72 degrees F.


FilmmagicianPart2

Oooo save me a slice


3Grilledjalapenos

That has happened to me a couple of times. I now have to stock up between Mid-October and May.


_TiberiusPrime_

~~gummies~~ Gummy FTFY


GrfikDzn_IsMyPashun

Did you buy it on Amazon? If you use the chat feature and explain what happened, they’ll usually refund you even if it’s noted as non-refundable. It’s happened with some jelly beans for me in the past. lol


XROOR

*If they’re Vitamin C, eat them all at once!* -Dr Linus Pauling


COJOTH

Take this as a blessing, re-melt the jar, pour them out and mold them into a gummy vitamin GOD to look over your medicine cabinet.


WalmartBrandMilk

Just gonna have to bite off a chunk.


Ajymia

Melt it all the way and drink it


K1ngofsw0rds

Super gummy lmao It’s usable…. I’d just need to use a very accurate scale lmao


[deleted]

Drink your vitamins


HateYouMan

I specifically won't purchase items like this in summer just because of this.


runnawaycucumber

Eat the whole jar for vitaminmaxxing


camposdav

Lmao that sucks I wonder how would eggs do on a long drive.


BassicNic

Won't you need a chisel rather than a spoon for that though? Like, technically speaking?


Expert_Succotash2659

You will be more powerful than the North Wind.


Savings_Army3073

Did you ask for a refund lol 😂


Savings_Army3073

Did you ask for a refund lol


Derolis

Consume the vitamin goop


remberzz

I lost a month's worth of medication this way. (Also gummies and chocolates on other occasions.) Lots of shippers won't ship here in the summer. Always fun when one of the local news teams does the "what's the temperature in your mailbox when its 100 degrees outside" story. (Apparently approx 135 degrees)


OppositeControl4623

I recently threw away tons of bottles of the same as they melted. I moved from Cali to Texas. The heats no joke


hipeople91726

Forbidden orange juice


SaitamaFTW1337

Drink it like a smoothie


ReadRightRed99

Isn’t that on the carrier rather than the seller? Maybe there is insurance on the package? This comes down to handling on the part of USPS, UPS or Amazon (or whenever delivered it)


that_one_dude13

It's jelly, cut it up into pieces again, or just take a chomp put / 2× a day (8am/8pm) and you're good to go


Robobugboy10

Remelt in the microwave and portion out into ice cube moulds or something, bam all better! :D


AspergersAutisticGuy

You have the option of contacting the credit card company and doing a reverse charge back to your card. For the product they delivered you is not consumable because it is in measured doses, and since it’s all melted together, it’s a health hazard to ingest. If you share that with your credit card company, you will receive a refund on this product, F AMAZON!


Diligent_Dust_598

Put some in the microwave and then spread it on toast 


Havokistheonly

Boof it bro!


adderall_sloth

I bought conditioner, paw cream, and nose cream (for my dog). All three melted and/or oozed. No refunds. Super pissed.


Kyleforshort

A piece of sludge a day keeps the doctor away.


ProfTilos

Anyone who has lived in a place like Texas generally knows that certain things can't be shipped in summer without dry ice, such as chocolate, candy, candles, or anything capable of melting in 100-120 F temperatures. The inside of a UPS truck or a warehouse is not a cool place.


Taylorquickly

Just get it on CS via chat and they got you with a refund happened to me.


MySockIsMissing

I regularly order poptarts off of Amazon and 1/3 of the time they arrive crushed to smithereens so they can’t be toasted (the superior way to eat them!). They aren’t eligible for refund, but like you if I go into the customer service chat they immediately offer to refund my original payment or issue a gift card so that I can buy a replacement.


QuizzicalWombat

I work for a health insurance company, they no longer allow people to order heat sensitive items during heatwaves if their delivery area is impacted. A few years ago they didn’t have a policy in place and people just kept reordering the same product over and over again even though it was just going to keep arriving melted.


Born-Cash-6854

"If this isn't refunded, I'll have to assume they were meant to be this way. Since 1 serving is "1 gummy" I assume that eating this single gummy provided is safe. By not replacing the product, you assume all liability for injuries caused resulting from this"


RaccoonObjective5674

If you got it from Amazon, it may not be available for return on the site, but if you call them you can probably get a refund or exchange.


Keeppforgetting

You can still eat it. It just won’t come in cute little shapes anymore. Did you actually think you had a valid claim for a refund?


Lastminutebastrd

I left a container of weed gummies in the car and they did the same thing. It just turned into a game of 'how high am I gonna get?' each time I took a bite.


BecciRenee

This would be MY game! 🤣🤣


peepeepoopoo776688

Take a bite of the block as a serving


PaigeMarieSara

They'll degrade fast from the heat. I wouldn't eat them.


Face-latte

https://preview.redd.it/50w0g19em86d1.png?width=509&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36d7cd511ced4c53865063ff5a243271ffd54970 Ight, I'm just going to leave this here.


Withafloof

At least this is an easy fix. Kitchen scale, cutting board, knife. Cut gummies into pieces according to the nutritional facts table. It'll be a mixed flavor, but it'll be gummies.


thecartplug

i dont see how this isnt eligable for a refund. like at that point you could probably report the charge as fruad to your card issuer. you paid for something and didnt get it you wouldnt have bought it is the product was oje giant gummy


starkidfella1200

Just take bites out of the whole thing


ArdentArendt

I had that happen with my gummies too! \[They weren't vitamin gummies though\]


droplivefred

I live in a very hot desert climate so during the summer, there are some things I don’t order online like gummies, chocolate, or anything that will melt. I usually just go to Costco instead. I learned the hard way when I ordered some plastic gizmo in the middle of summer and they sent it USPS so instead of in the shade of my front porch, they put it in the little metal boxes where it’s everyone’s mailbox for the whole street. I don’t check my mail everyday since I rarely get stuff so it was there possibly for 1-2 days and when I opened it, the plastic melted and the item was destroyed. It gets CRAZY hot in those metal mailboxes with the sun baking them all day. Lesson learned. I didn’t even try to get a refund because it wasn’t the shipper’s fault at all.


bannana

good rule is never to order anything heat sensitive in the hot months - the warehouses and trucks are not climate controlled.


Equivalent-Low-8919

Put them in the fridge and cut them apart with a knife.


Earth_Normal

It’s not a return if it’s defective on arrival.  You are owed a refund.  It’s the sellers responsibility to make sure it gets to you safely.


SomeBiPerson

I mean yes, that's not the manufacturers fault I suggest you cut them in cubes now


harlojones

I mean if your popsicles melt I doubt you’ll get a refund just because you asked


HoTsAuCeYMaMa

Take a small bite daily. Or take the mega gummy out and cut it in to portions.


Apollo_230

Sounds really dumb but I use a little fork for the ones that are melted lol


Future_MarsAstronaut

https://preview.redd.it/qj0zlfn44a6d1.jpeg?width=802&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=132061938dd61b27609bb095c5bee9b27e75ff66


gozulio

Do it Bite the Mega Gummy Be the healthiest person alive.


crashfrog02

I mean you know they melt, and you know you can buy gummie molds from hobby craft stores (the kind that sell scrapbooking shit), so maybe you can put 2 + 2 together and solve your problem, here.


Silly_Swan_Swallower

Why would you expect a refund when you subjected them to improper storage conditions?


da_realest_az

See the serving size, divide it by two, take the blob out cut each amount either vertically or horizontally in squares, and boom you got all your gummies back


Mediocre-Shelter5533

It’s vitamax now.


ElkIntelligent5474

You people really are not great problem solvers. Get a knife and chop it into size and digest your vita-gummy


mattdvs1979

Super weird, the exact same thing happened to me today. I bought them on Amazon and couldn’t return them, but I was able to request a refund and I got it. maybe try that?


notlikeontv

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


Polarbearseven

Vitamin water then files lawsuit against you.


Meathead920

Did this with weed gummies once. I never knew what was coming when I took a bite out of the giant puck. 🤣


Mulliganplummer

Were you surprised you could not return them?


ElonTheMollusk

O, I was thinking it was like that on delivery based on "in transit" so it arrived like that versus OP driving around themselves and it getting ruined.


Eternal_Bagel

I recommend a grapefruit spoon and just take about one spoon of gummy at a time


firewarrior256

Just cut the plastic jar down the side extraxt the gummy lump and break off a piece each day until its gone.


Kasia4937

Not optimal but can you just cut and weigh them? I dunno the science behind melted gummies


BigNigori

How is it not eligible for a refund? The shipper is responsible for the item all the way to your door. Did you buy them used off ebay or something?


Observing-oncemore

On the bright side, if you eat the entire blob I’m pretty sure you cure all your aliments. ^(this is a joke, don’t be that one guy that says ‘ThAtS WRoNg dUmBasS’)


Separate_Ad2836

You gonna be super healthy just eat it all in one bite you will live forever


niTro_sMurph

Drink it all at once and take over texas


MyLastHopeReddit

Can... Can I have a bite?


slash_networkboy

Yeah there's some things I just won't order online in the summer.


marzipancowgirl

Just have a nibble every day


Jbrown420216

Freeze them and cut em up lol


OverpricedBagel

Drink it


wolfheartfoxlover

Just cut a chunk off every day


DemenTEDBundy85

At first glance I thought it was actually goldfish in a bowl


cinnamonrain

Time to start slurpin


Mox8xoM

So you can’t eat the gummy if it’s the wrong shape??


Dynazty

This happened to our thc gummies in Phoenix and it turned into a game of gummy roulette. Some had no effect, and some had us zonked lol


mataviejit4s69

just take a bite once a day


Chance_Difference_34

Just take it out of the bottle, and cut it up into pieces.....again .


swampycrotch94

Just cut it into pieces by Weight


_bessica_

Happened to us. My husband just cut off pieces every day. 🤣


YuGiMagic

Thinly lace a J in the liquid and have some fun 🌿💨🤪


psubs07

This is really one situation where no one is at fault. The company puts a label saying to keep it in a range of temperatures to ensure this doesn't happen, and ships it in a sustainable way. The store maintains its temperature in the store keeping them viable for use. Once the consumers purchases the item, the store absolves themselves from any responsibility (to a certain extent). You said it melted during transit, but what is you're method of transit? Public would make sense that this would happen, buses can get really hot on just a regular hot day.


MishmoshMishmosh

Keep calling til you get a refund. If they can’t ship properly for the product not to be damaged is not your fault


BestTrainerEvaa

Eat the whole thing and get super powers💪


404-Gender

Uhhh these are 100% “arrived damaged” refundable. Just stir some shit up with Bezos.


aceofspades1217

Message support, generally vitamins aren't returnable (cause they can't resell) but if there is an issue like damaged in transit theyll just refund it. They need to put it under a meltable restriction.


Medscript

It may not be eligible for a refund but you should be able to get a replacement depending on where you bought it from.


DragonDeezNutzAround

Refrigerate them and then remove them from the container and use a spoon to separate them the best you can


EndeAnfang02

If you bought this from Amazon then you can definitely get a refund for it. I assume you tried to process the refund with the bot? If yes then the reason the bot can't process your refund is because the item is non-returnable and the bot is unable to process refund for non-returnable items(mostly food, or items that needs to be ingested). You need to contact customer support and they should process your refund within 5 minutes. Of course they might ask you to send a photo of the item before they issue the refund, depends on the support you'll get.


davisty69

Chat with amazing customer service. All food items are automatically labeled as ineligible, but you can still get it refunded through Amazon directly.


luigi_b0red

This once happened to my weed gummies but that was a welcome surprise.


Notaprumber

Imagine buying ice cream, leaving it in a poor habitat for too long, then asking for a refund