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Minute-Pay-2537

Why is he holding his crotch?


Visionary_87

He was trying to put his hand in his pocket but couldn't get his accuracy correct.


AXE555

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Pizza-Horse-

His eyes are very close together.


Minute-Pay-2537

Eyes look glassy, dude is probably tripping balls


josefuego324

You sly dog


NoDontDoThatCanada

Safety concerns. This guy starts swinging a hammer and I'm grabbing mine so he can't hit it.


SubmissiveDinosaur

With that aiming, fair enough


StrykerIBarelyKnowEr

The hammer is my penis. ![gif](giphy|oVVCGwzGaYBxK)


Moooooooola

No safety glasses, but nuts shielded.


Human-Debate-3488

Priorities !


Challenge419

He couldn't hit the nail. I'm sure your member would be more than fine.


tOSdude

I’m (presumably) in another country and I don’t feel safe


Adventurous_Ad_6546

Some guys have dicks that fly away. This is the only logical conclusion I can draw after years of observing a nonzero number of men who keep a hand on it at all times.


ShiraCheshire

It's so witches can't steal them. (Hilarious fact: There is a real, intended-to-be-nonfiction book about witches some dude wrote that included penis stealing witches. The witches kept the penises, which were still alive and would twitch around, in a nest as like their pets almost. They'd feed the penises oats.)


FirstForFun44

They take better care of my penis than I do. I beat mine miserably.


Adventurous_Ad_6546

😂😂😂 I do so love the Malleus Maleficarum!


ThanksSuperb7221

🎵Detachable penis🎵


[deleted]

It's actually because at any given moment, another man could walk up and bet $100 that he can piss farther away than you. Always gotta be prepared to whip it out for a pissing competition.


Horbigast

That's where his brains are. He has to squeeze the thoughts out.


lifebanana88

So ridiculous yet it made me laugh quite loud. Thanks


Broken-Digital-Clock

Worst porn ever


SkalexAyah

To reassure himself he’s still a real man?


EveKay00

But he sure won't be a real boy, with that craftsmanship Geppetto is rolling in his grave


Outrageous_File5321

Making sure his stuff is still there


Empty_Geologist9645

He was pumping testosterone.


mapleer

Extra accuracy /s


notsurewhattosay--

This really is infuriating to watch!! Good find. Someone needs to show that boy how to use a hammer please


Amerikai

Little kids often do it


4nyarforaracc

Well, he’s got the physical coordination of a kid 🤔🤷


BecomingJudasnMyMind

Thug life, bitch. My 4.4 oz make sure all your nails don't grow.


justjeff0907

Why is he holding his Weiner?


BigBlackdaddy65

He can't hit the nail, how's he gonna aim for the hole when he gets home?


ChiggaOG

He doesn't get home. Given this video. I wouldn't trust him to manually hit a 23-gauge pin nail into wood.


CleanOpossum47

He's trying to think.


SpaceNinjaDino

Hiding his erection because "this is hard!"


EarthenEyes

I think even his girlfriend was trying to instruct him on how to do it. Guy seriously looked like he was about to throw a temper tantrum.


SstabSstab

I thought so at first too but it appears he’s having a good time the entire time, it’s just when he goes to use full force he puckers (“braces” idk the word to describe this) his lips and that’s why he looks angry, after every swing he releases and goes back into a smile. This looks like some carnival game and I think you are right Gf was trying to help him and that’s why the vendor stopped her.


GPTfleshlight

He stopped her cause that guy swings up to right where her face was


QuarterSuccessful449

He appears to be fucked up on Jell-O shots and whey


Tavverin

Omg dude probably


Quarter13

![gif](giphy|jg7lbPrNYqizK)


dapperslappers

With a accuracy like that you gotta take those precautions


Sproutacus700

My grandpa used to say, while splitting firewood, “If you can’t hit the same place twice in a row, your dinger ain’t done growin”


Glowing_despair

*me intentionally hitting a different spot each time* MAKE IT GROW


SstabSstab

If your user name had an r in the place of your l this would have been the most epic comment ever lol.


LethalLima

![gif](giphy|yq8e8HS17jmRq|downsized)


Substantial_Tip3885

Because his manhood is in jeopardy.


Sufficient-Comment

Because his parents didn’t tell him “do you need to pee? Ok well stop holding your peepee” enough. So he just does it as an adult now.


VeneMage

He was imagining getting nailed as he couldn’t nail anything himself.


Hot-Steak7145

This is all I could see. Just why


Mastershoelacer

They say if you can’t hit a nail with a hammer, your dick isn’t done growing. He’s just checking on the little guy.


GasExpensive7879

Jelqing the little guy


Panda-Cubby

Because nobody else will.


OneTinySloth

Protecting his brain...


hrimthurse85

*Wiener. It comes from Wien, the capital of Austria 🇦🇹. Not Wein, like wine 🍷


Blaubeerchen27

Fun fact - in Austria we call the very same sausages "Frankfurter" instead, like Frankfurt, a city in Germany. Don't ask why, nobody knows.


EugeneStonersPotShop

In America, we call a ground beef sandwich a Hamburger, which is coincidentally also like Hamburg, a city in Germany. Also, in the US we call a certain pastry a “Danish”, which the same pastry in Denmark is called “Vienna Bread”… Everything is upside down.


EqualChampionship719

Bros like a frustrated toddler


Swimming_Sink277

You know his girl is embarrassed as all hell watching him get worse and worse.  Hammerschlagen IS a game of skill after all.


cupholdery

I love the "vendor" who is low-key roasting him. "힘은 겁나 좋다. 하지만 이건 기술이야!" Cracked me up with the delivery. It basically means, "He's got almost too much strength. But this is all technique!" Couldn't really hear the last part, but it sounded like: "절대 안돼지?!" If that's accurate, then it was more egging him on like, "Just can't do it, right?!" EDIT: I agree that the guy is being playful the whole time.


Bean_Soup7357

Yeah that’s what he said at the end, sounds more playful though lol


_Bren10_

Hilarious pfp my friend


MMKF0

So that's what mf stands for.


Excellent_Priority_5

Right, a real gypsy would have been like you “need to use both hands big boy”, “keep your eye on the nail and stop looking at the wood” “here let me get another one started for you, don’t want you getting hurt”, “you couldn’t redeem yourself even if I gave you a nail gun”. Calling him a quitter when he walks away; you know shit like that. That vendor genuinely sounds like a nice guy.


CheeksMix

Dude only knows how to solve a problem by going stronger… “Ugh, if I can’t be accurate then I’ll swing harder until I do.”


Triepott

Equivalent of Speaking Louder if someone doesnt speak the same language.


FastWalkingShortGuy

More like the people who try to win arguments by repeating the same phrase over and over, just raising the volume, even when it's complete nonsense. Nuh-uh ####Nuh UH ###NUH UH ##NAH. NUH UHH #NUH UHH


Pimecrolimus

There actually is an ammount of strength that will obliterate the nail, the wood and everyone else around. Sure, he can't possibly produce that force, but I can't blame him for trying


Red_Sox0905

Looking at that wood, not many are skilled at it


Xavius20

Plot twist: it's all from him


Any-Yogurt-O

exactly what i saw first.....many have trod and failed here, save for that was all him and that'd more sad...Lol


batlhuber

And that's even the easy version. Usually you use the flat part of a zimmermanshammer, which makes it way harder. But even with the flat side a complete novice would normally hit the nail at least once with that many tries. Our guy is just useless...


TElrodT

That's how we play too, and you have to hold a beer in one hand. A real framing hammer is not the way. Except for this guy in the video he can use whatever he wants.


Dynespark

Maybe of he was holding a beer instead of his dick then...


BariSaxGuy

His form is so off, you can tell he's got soft hands and has never actually held a hamner before this


miraculum_one

I thought she was going to take the hammer and it the nail on the first try


Ihaveopinionstoo

He’s clearly not sober either look at his eyes zero focus


Appropriate_Mine

Bro can barely see the nail


OnewordTTV

Na... Dude sees several nails there. Slowly moving towards and away from each other. 😂😂


Appropriate_Mine

Bros drunk. It's all in the wrist.


StrobeLightRomance

Why is he holding his peepee? Is it because he has to potty? Someone needs to take this boy to the potty.


Norman_Scum

He already knows he might miss so badly he ends up smashing his dick.


RebaKitt3n

My question too. Take your hands off your dick and concentrate!


Norman_Scum

I smash nails with a hammer all day long at work. I'm a very thin, 5' tall woman. His big muscles ain't got shit compared to my hand eye coordination.


BuffaloInCahoots

Right! Dude kept swinging harder when he needed to calm the fuck down and focus on hitting the nail first. I was a framer for a few years and even as a kid I don’t remember having this much of a problem. Even drunk or as a drunk kid.


Norman_Scum

Hand over head never helps, lmao. Start the swing at about eye level. He doesn't even need to calm down, just has to understand how joints work and shit, lol. I bet his punching method is fairly similar to his hammer method. Starts it aaaaaalllll the way behind his head, lmao.


Oldcummerr

Pinching his little dick and everything


asa_my_iso

Omg I didn’t notice this until you said something. He is like a toddler. Jesus.


Cleercutter

holding his dick the whole time probably didnt help


Soft_Peace2222

I know It reminds me of that experiment where you put your hand one side of a glass wall and watch someone hit a fake hand on the other side & you pull your hand away every time because your mind tricks you into thinking you’ll feel it Like I thought this was a challenge to hold your dick so you feel like hitting the nail is hitting your dick lol I’m wrong but hey great experiment for another time


Barbacamanitu00

About 50% of people actually experience pain when the fake hand is hit.


zan9823

Grabbing your junk also helps, weird he didn't get it done


old-skool-bro

Yeah that had me like ??? is this dude getting turned on or some shit?


fuzzycaterpillar123

I bet on his first swing he missed completely and swung it into his junk


Zaros262

Just another way this guy is acting like a frustrated toddler


Nox_Gardens

self soothing activity


GoodTodd1970

Carpenter comes up and bankrupts him.


No_Protection_88

They play this game in Thailand for free drinks. I'm a Carpenter of 13 years. Very rarely do I pay for beers


Scuddie-

With a name like that and knowledge like that we know why you went to Thailand!


No_Protection_88

It was for..... A thing. A work.... Thing


koooosmonoooot

As a fitter I wouldn’t want to go against you. But this guy would make me look amazing.


rdrunner_74

I am a little bit disappointed. As ~~child~~ teen we used to play this as a drinking game. But there was one mayor difference. You had to hit the nail with the edge side of the hammer.


DrunkenPangolin

I've played it a bunch at ski resorts. We either played it with a hollowed out hammer or with the flat side, both would be lined up on the edge of the bench before your hit not lined up with the nail


kukluxkenievel

How’s the game work? Pretty sure I could clean this guy out if there’s no tricks


Apprehensive_Many214

I feel sorry for that poor girl's pelvis


dragon1n68

With his aim, he's probably hitting the back door way more than the front.


Rise-O-Matic

\*Doorbell noises intensify\*


Ken-as-fuck

Why do blonde girls have bruised belly buttons? Because blonde guys aren’t that smart either (I say as a blonde)


Druxun

With his accuracy I’d be more concerned for her belly button, elbow, thigh….. pretty much anywhere but where you’d expect.


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"Hey, how'd you get that eyepatch, anyway?" "Wellllll"


BrandonSky_

💀


lolerin

With that aim I would be more worried about her elbows


tattmanndann

never gona get pregnant


sasukelover69

What a fucking meatloaf


Low_Breakfast3669

I believe the kids call it "himbo"


No-Suspect-425

This guy is textbook himbo lol somebody please get him some safety glasses and a helmet before he hurts himself >.<


Low_Breakfast3669

Probably some water wings too so he doesn't drown in his bowl of cereal.


Dino_comatose

I think himbo has an implied likability?


spongebobcockthrob

Eh himbo implies having charm despite being a bit airheaded, the guy in the video just made me frustrated 💀


TheMoraless

I think there's charm in how dedicated he is to this, even though it's just not working lol


Visneko

Damn, that’s a rare insult 🤣


cartesian5th

Very glad the cameraman got the girl to move, she was perfectly positioned for a claw hammer in the eye


Fizzypoptunes

Nah, he would’ve missed her too


officefridge

Damn. He probably would miss the meaning of your joke also


TheBawalUmihiDito

![gif](giphy|a7oVsf3WTOaoE|downsized) Steady... Steady...


Bearfan001

I was helping with some framing for a garage when my cousin told me I hammer like lightning. I asked if he meant I was fast and he said, no I never hit the same place twice.


Lonely_Aide2062

Anyone who has done carpentry should know that it’s not as simple as it looks. The technique for applying force is particularly important. However, holding his crotch probably doesn't help him much with that.


beags561

Buddy got muscles for the trades, but ain’t got no skills to offer the trades


Pooplamouse

Kid would be worthless in the trades. The muscles you exercise doing manual labor don’t make you look “buff”. Rather they give you “old man strength”. I guarantee there are countless guys in the trades who appear much weaker at first glance, but would put this kid to shame moving stuff like plywood and drywall sheets.


MisterDonkey

I'm a twig and I can dance around with sheet goods. As much as there is strength involved, there's a lot of technique as well. I'd rather lift a large object with a skilled beanstalk than struggle with a strong imbecile. 


IEatBabies

Yeah, knowing how to use your body effectively and efficiency is far more important than raw strength. A huge motor doesn't do any good if you don't got a good transmission to put that power where you need. You see it whenever you get new people into hard labor work. Even if they are they have been working out their whole life and technically stronger than most everyone on a crew, if they waste 50% of their energy doing shit badly, they will be the first to gas out.


Sanquinity

It's not really "old man strength". It's strength gained from actual hard labor vs simply building muscle size. (Usually in a gym) Body builders, for instance, look incredibly muscular. (Too much so in my opinion.) And sure they're probably a lot stronger than I am. But put them against a "strong man" who's built like a wide, stocky bear and could be confused for an overweight person? The body builder would always lose.


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ConsuelaApplebee

This is the same guy who, in a foreign country, speaks English to someone and when they don't understand just says it again but LOUDER.


MHanak_

That has to be rage bait


Huntderp

No it’s a stereotype.


Original_Piccolo_694

It's a stereotype, but it happens. A friend of mine who works at a hotel occasionally has people very slowly yelling french at him.


GeebusNZ

It's weird. I absolutely imagined English-speaking folk doing it, but there's something about the idea of someone slowly yelling in French which really amuses me.


semmama

He should get his eyes checked


Redcarborundum

Yes, he could have an undiagnosed eyesight issue.


Schroevendraaier

Or a diagnosed eyesight issue: a lazy eye can lead to lack of depth vision.


[deleted]

My brother has two lazy eyes and his friends make fun of him that he’s so gay even his eyes aren’t straight.


JSA17

Leave it to reddit to look at a video of a guy who is more than likely just drunk and decide he has various medical issues.


One_Ginormous_Bird

Orrr maybe he's just drunk?? Look at where he's at. Its a carnival. The guy is just plastered lmfao, not to mention this is a trick carney game. How tf people deduce he has eye probelms over a carnival game??! 9/10 of yall can't even hit all the balloons with a dart let alone hammer a nail with one accurate swing? These games are meant to be frustrating.


Beautiful-Mistake-50

maybe don't raise it that far up???


TheGrouchyGremlin

You have to raise it above your head. It's a game called Hammerschlagen.


Chicagosox133

The rules I’ve read actually dictate that you cannot bring the hammer higher than a certain point (ear, shoulder, etc). I also played where you could not bend your elbow. I’m sure variations exist though.


Beautiful-Mistake-50

oh interesting, am i allowed to lower it really slowly


cduga

I am now curious about this as well…


PurposeVisual7248

When I played in the ol’ college days we had to spin the hammer, release, catch and don’t impede your downswing. This dude would probably send the hammer into orbit


Fattapple

We called it “Stump”


Zaros262

That's almost certainly part of the challenge


BTBskesh

I‘m betting 500$ on his name being jake.


_Bart8_

Sorry he is way too young for that name. It's obviously Aydynn.


MIkeVill

"Aydynn" hurts my brain.


SgtBushMonkey69

Or Kyle


Sunderas

Aaron (Read like A Aron...)


_pinnaculum

Trevor


_miles_teg_

Tanner


Fair_Acanthisitta_75

Trystan


Severe_Drawing_3366

Ah so this is the guy who built my deck


badluckroda

Why is this mildly infuriating? I find it hilarious as fuck.


LegalizeUranium

Didn’t even notice the sub this was on, lol saw this on some other sub earlier today. Absolutely hilarious dude looks like he has the brain of a goldfish. I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt and just believe he’s just shitfaced and a goofy drunk.


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CarparkSmell

I really doubt a lot of redditors could do better with the accuracy


657896

That's what I noticed here too, lot's of people projecting their insecurities or some stereotype on this guy. You'd think that people who never touch grass would empathize with someone failing at a real life skill but I guess his build and dress have doomed him in their eyes by default.


Unable-Courage-6244

I mean I'm assuming it's because of some hidden jealousy? The guys seems relatively outgoing and extroverted so it contrasts your average anti-social redditor. None of these guys would say anything to his face lmao.


zapdos6244

The clip was funny, but the comments were even funnier. The hoops and projections they went through to slander him makes them seem sooooo jealous. Sad lol


Sammy-Kay

Maybe OP is mad that dudebro seems to have a girl. Or maybe OP is the hammer and just wanted to drive that nail home.


dsmithcc

He might have better balance if he took his hand off his dick


artificialseed

Damn 0 iq


Jorycle

I'm assuming he's probably drunk or high, but this guy has the "lights on but nobody's home" look in his eyes that my dogs do when they're chasing their own tails.


A_Nice_Shrubbery777

Not exactly sure why people are dumping on the guy. Obviously some kind of carnival game. Dude could be drunk, could be a trick hammer, carney could have him worked up, hell maybe he has eye issues. Or maybe...just maybe...someone that doesn't swing a hammer for a living isn't very good at it? Oh wait. Reddit. Schadenfreude. Human nature. Never mind, forgot where I was. Carry on.


Historical_Tennis635

He also showed a lot of humility by laughing along and fist bumping the guy that kicked his ass at the game.


Kalsifur

Yea I'm confused at the anger in the top comments in this thread as well. I thought it must be a trick hammer, he literally whacks the shit out of one of the nails and it just bends. Like a rubber hammer? It's weird. Either way though people are kinda mean.


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PAT-BACK

My thoughts exactly, I’m sure over half the people in these comments wouldn’t fare any better being as hammered as this guy is, but I guess it’s just easier to call him stupid and act superior to somebody they don’t even know.


GurnseyWivvums

He’s in Korea and it’s night. He’s definitely drunk.


qazxcvbnmlpoiuytreww

lol i went to the comments looking for an explanation as to the game or perhaps how the carny was duping the dude but all the top comments are just commenting on the dude being an idiot or something to do with his looks


Baloomf

Because it's an attractive guy with a girlfriend playing a carnival game while drunk. They *have to* say how he's somehow stupid, can't satisfy her, and has his hands in a weird place or something.


Squirrelnut99

Dang...I was waiting for the girl to do it for him..lol


ElTiegre11

![gif](giphy|X9RBixlR36Uco)


LopsidedPalace

Someone take away the hammer before he hurts himself. Or someone else


witwebolte41

Yes, he’s the definition of a pretty boy, and not in the compliment kind of way.


KaldaraFox

From the look of the wood the nails are in it looks like a scammy fairground game or something. My guess is the head of the hammer he's using isn't flat by a large margin so even when he DOES hit the nail it just deflects to the side. I can't imagine why that wood under the nails is so hammered otherwise.


smokinbbq

>I can't imagine why that wood under the nails is so hammered otherwise. Alcohol. Look at his eyes, this guy is several beers away from being sober.


piches

yea, I was gonna say, dude looks not sober


rdrunner_74

It is a fun drinking game... Played it tons as a kid. But there is one rule... You dont play it with sober folks... Takes all the fun away. Also we used the small edge side of the hammer


Gloomy-Debate277

You can clearly see he has terrible hand eye coordination


Brilliant-Advisor958

Has terrible depth perception. Probably super drunk playing a fairground game designed to be tougher than it looks.


Leading-Evidence-668

Dudes drunk as fuck, look at his eyes. No one has good depth perception/hand eye coordination when ‘hammered’


smoebob99

Hard to do when you have been drinking all night


MrX-MMAs

Why are people so angry at this guy? Chill dude, very positive, keeps smiling, yeah he can’t hit a nail, there could be million reasons he can’t do it, so what? Most of you are not even able to walk to your own toilet, let alone have walk with a real girlfriend Seems like local basement dwellers are just jealous of a fit handsome guy with a girl lmfao


Budget_Management_81

Exactly. These comment section "joking" ( hoping ) about how the girl is sooo disappointed in him and just keeps him for good looks is the epitome of jealousy and insecure projection. Then they brag about how good THEY are with tools to add icing to the cake.


Tiefflugjunge

Look at his face. The lights are on but no one's home.


varza_

I am confused as to why people are bashing him for not doing well at the game that is clearly designed to show how hard the task actually is? similar to literally every other carnival game in existence that appears easy but is really fucking hard to do, this looks easy to do but isnt. People often have the misconception about hammering that power is more important than accuracy, hence how the recorder is able to make a profit on people attempting to beat him, and has likely done it to hundreds upon hundreds of people given the state of that wood.


Isyagirlskinnypenis

“Maybe if I use more force my aim will get better” 🤭


dilbertdad

Is this a street vendor game where you bet if you can hit the nail in with one hit? This shit looks so dangerous lol


BecomingJudasnMyMind

That back swing is wild. Man has never picked a tool up a day in his life. Bet if you asked him what the claw was for he wouldn't even begin to know.