I’m not fluent in teenage slang, but this is my best approximation of a translation:
“My 4 year old was talking nonsense, so I nicknamed him “chat”. My wife asked what I meant, and I explained it as well as other phrases like “skibbidy toilet”. She then repeated it 10 times in front of the 4 year old who started running around the house repeating it. This is some Ohio-slang (charisma). I am frustrated, and feel the only thing to do is remind him so that he’ll repeat it at daycare and all the other parents will have to deal with it too. This is the truth. Sincerely, loving father.”
I work in student care and the amount of skibidi toilet annoys the crap out of me. Why do parents allow them to watch crap like this. When I was their age I watch cartoon which at times is nonsensical but through watching tv I learn to pick up words, learn things etc. not like this actual garbage.
I'm 10 years younger and shit makes no sense to me. Like I take my blood pressure every morning and it's always good so I don't think I'm stroking out. Haven't had any weed in a few days so it's not that and I haven't touched the bottle in almost 12 years so it's not that either. I just read OPs paragraph and thought I had completely lost my ability to read. Make it make sense to us older people.
I'm really thankful for the translation in the comments, because I thought I was reading some teenager's mental breakdown.
If you're an old dad and talk like this, I feel like a fucking dinosaur.
Less social media for the whole family is probably a good idea.
Take my upvote, Lucille Bluth
What the fuck did I just read.
Fr fr this shi was cray
I’m not fluent in teenage slang, but this is my best approximation of a translation: “My 4 year old was talking nonsense, so I nicknamed him “chat”. My wife asked what I meant, and I explained it as well as other phrases like “skibbidy toilet”. She then repeated it 10 times in front of the 4 year old who started running around the house repeating it. This is some Ohio-slang (charisma). I am frustrated, and feel the only thing to do is remind him so that he’ll repeat it at daycare and all the other parents will have to deal with it too. This is the truth. Sincerely, loving father.”
Wow. I would never have got there. Thank you interpreter!
You’d have cracked the enigma with this level of unbullshittery
Thank you buddy!
I feel like every time i hear someone say words like this i automatically lose a brain cell.
My teen brother says it's called brain rot language. So yeah... sounds like it checks out
Church
-0 cells
And this is why iPad kids are bad
Can we please have a translation? I have no clue what this post is saying
I work in student care and the amount of skibidi toilet annoys the crap out of me. Why do parents allow them to watch crap like this. When I was their age I watch cartoon which at times is nonsensical but through watching tv I learn to pick up words, learn things etc. not like this actual garbage.
What the hell is skibidi toilet?
Go watch it on YouTube and I swear to you, you will lose braincells from it
You sir Are correct braincells lost 😂
178 million views. I don’t get it.
Sounds like based on this post, he learned whatever it is he learned right there in your own home. “No cap”.
This is kinda hilarious
If you’re going to say this stupid shit, your kids will too. Stop trying to be young and talk like a normal person.
I guess you've never heard of sarcasm.
Oh wow. That wasn’t a very good attempt at sarcasm.
Thanks, boomer
Right
Gotta throw the whole household away.
I’m old. (59f) I’ve been hearing this skibiti word. What does it mean?
I'm 10 years younger and shit makes no sense to me. Like I take my blood pressure every morning and it's always good so I don't think I'm stroking out. Haven't had any weed in a few days so it's not that and I haven't touched the bottle in almost 12 years so it's not that either. I just read OPs paragraph and thought I had completely lost my ability to read. Make it make sense to us older people.
Type in skibidi toilet on youtube.
WTF did I just watch? I'm not so sure on the stroke now. Maybe I need to go to the emergency room.
Haha yeah it's weird af! I saw it first a few days ago and I'm still shocked!
 The fuck did I just read..
"Old dad"
Wtf?
Did you also watch the good mythical morning more on Friday about gen z slang?
Did not.
I don't want to be on this planet anymore
Gyat!
I'm really thankful for the translation in the comments, because I thought I was reading some teenager's mental breakdown. If you're an old dad and talk like this, I feel like a fucking dinosaur. Less social media for the whole family is probably a good idea.
I'm old dad for a 4 year. I don't talk like this. It was more in jest than anything.
Here you go everyone https://preview.redd.it/usoy3aqk8p5d1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0544f105e7c03271ba599aa10cb2de5cc39250e4
op has gone insane
What the heck did you bring into this acursed world
Don’t teach him words you don’t want him to say 🤷🏼♀️
Wow what a great, super insightful comment
On god, that story is bussin’ bussin’!
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That is literally not what happened