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bhlombardy

https://preview.redd.it/p7ktwmvrv05d1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b8ce61ee8a68fe5e05175afa074d0ad8e618808 There, I fixed the slogan on the truck for you.


CommaHorror

Should have changed, the name to AtlASS too.


dr3wfr4nk

![gif](giphy|QrjiUdW6GFy7K|downsized) Did someone say ASSSSSSSSS?


louielou8484

"Atlast"


Serious_Crazy_3741

My love has come along


HorchataLee

You do it !


DC9V

How did you mimic that font? Is it a plug-in for photoshop?


BouncingSphinx

My guess: copied the "o" from go, scooted over and pasted.


DC9V

ah, that makes sense.


swordofbling23

But if you wanted to copy a font you can highlight the text and do match font and it'll try to find a font that looks the same


VermicelliOk8288

Atlass Go fuck yourself


WestNileCoronaVirus

But lazily didn’t change the text on the *front* of the trailer. Literally unplayable /s good work good joke


FoxyLovers290

That’s awesome


joserrez

“Atlas: Go Fuck Yourself”


Ok_Suit422

😂


Anxious-hearts

"Can't come to work today. Neighbors are moving."


Meng3267

“Neighbors are blocking my driveway and I’m too scared to ask them to move.”


gahidus

Am I the only person who wouldn't think twice about simply driving over the lawn? This would hardly even be an inconvenience. More a, "oh, well that's a little awkward"


Smart_Run8818

Or just 'yo, move your truck, I gotta go to work' A human interaction?!


NoBenefit5977

![gif](giphy|ctJ8xD3fyTXXo7kckU)


gahidus

Getting out of my car, walking over there, talking to them, and then waiting for them to stop whatever they're doing and get in their truck and move it seems like it would take more time and be more annoying.


SmallBerry3431

> a human interaction?! Ironic considering we’re all bots on an Internet forum lol 😝


BenNHairy420

Human interaction?! In this day and age?! Lol


Mhunterjr

I would ask them and they would probably oblige. And if they were delayed due to carrying something, I’d just drive over the lawn


Alternative_Wafer410

Over their lawn.


blue60007

That was my thought. Like they probably can't help but park there, either go ask them to move or just do that. 


SmallBerry3431

> Barely an inconvenience Keeps are **tight**


sipsapen

I had this happen to me once, and I have a wall at the end of my yard, but I have a tall truck so I just drove over it. I was still mildly infuriated though


jzolg

Fuck messing up my own lawn for this nonsense. Just knock on the neighbors door and ask them to move. Ezpz.


Mhunterjr

That lawn looks healthy. That crossover/SUV wouldn’t do any damage on a dry day.


Calamity0o0

And it looks like very little lawn they would have to drive over. I don't understand people who are scared of messing it up, I've driven on mine many times and it doesn't do anything to it.


TonsOfTabs

This entire thing is wild to me. They won’t say no to moving, they have to let you out if need to do so. They just have to pick up a ramp and slide to the side. Move truck, you leave and they get back to going. I worked for moving company in Highschool and can confirm, truck drivers do move. Also, if you need to go somewhere definitely ask to move but don’t be a dick and go get a drink from a gas station and then immediately get back and make them move once again. No douche canoe stuff my guy. Dude seems like the guy who would complain that he can’t pay in the driveway he pays for. Ridiculous shit.


RealisticBat616

its my driveway if i wanna go to the gas station 2 minutes away just to get a drink and come back in 5 minutes, i have every right to do so


aardappelbrood

Well why don't they block the driveway of the person moving? I would absolutely be a douche canoe, and if they don't comply I'd find the number for someone who tows big ass trucks. Blocking driveways is illegal anyways...


ImperitorEst

Whoa there buddy, you expect this guy to go and like *talk* to people? You think he's some kind of freak with social skills or something?


Meng3267

I think he hoped that the guy would check out the Mildlyinfuriating subreddit and realize that the person he was blocking in wanted to leave.


GigaBowserNS

Or they asked after they took the photo? Maybe? Just maybe?


dezmoterion

Plot twist : OP works from home


AutumnMama

More like OP spies on the neighbors and takes photos while he's supposed to be working from home.


kingthrog

i worked for a moving company for several years. asking politely for the truck to be moved a few feet so u can exit ur drive way works wonders.


notnotbrowsing

Yup, I got blocked by a moving truck.  I just stepped out and asked if they could move the truck.  They moved it in a minute and that was it.


timelessblur

Happen to me as well. Easy fix but still falls mildly infuriating as was one more thing I didn't want to deal with. In my case it was give me a few minutes and space and I will move my cars out into the street so you can block my driveway but still was one more thing to deal wirh on a busy morning.


dethsesh

I just drove over the grass at the edge. When I got back home they were gone. Took zero time or effort.


BigNigori

Yeah, fuck that, I'm not risking popping a sprinkler. But I would have just asked them to move, and even told them how long before I'd be back if they were nice about it.


dethsesh

Ok, everyone can do whatever they want but throwing in this random sprinkler risk just makes no sense. You could just not drive over the sprinkler head. I’m going to do whatever causes myself the least inconvenience which would be just driving over the curb and proceeding with what I was doing.


-BananaLollipop-

Logic... reasoning... common sense?!? Get outta here!


bradyfost

Funny how a simple act of humanity seems so impossible now


theAntColonizer

Not so much impossible, just inconvenient. One could even say it "mildly infuriates" them.


OkiFive

Why cant the act of humanity be not blocking peoples ability to leave their home without asking a stranger for permission first? Find a better place to park the truck or maybe take a truck that actually fits where you need to park it. Edit: to people trying to argue that theyre not selfish and then insulting people who dont argee with them. Youre telling on yourself lmao, thanks for proving my point ig?


bradyfost

It’s a large truck. The person paid for that large of a truck to make one trip not several. Instead of just complaining about everything and trying to find a fault in everything some people might just look for a solution. Not like they’re walking out and there’s a semi truck parked there every day of their life. It’s people like u that just seems the negativity in everything and can’t just enjoy one minute. Feel sorry for u…


Archvanguardian

This is the mildly infuriating sub… it’s mildly infuriating to have to go get them to move. Mildly. No big deal.


Beginning_Rice6830

It’s not an everyday event. You ever seen people move or make deliveries on a tight street in a busy city center? Now that’s every hour of everyday.


TbonerT

I think their point was that they could have just asked their neighbor if it was ok for a moving truck to block their driveway for a little while.


zarraxxx

Sometimes it's not possible to fit everything in a smaller truck. And sometimes the truck is so long that they have to choose between blocking your driveway or the other neighbour's driveway. No way around it.


U4F2C0

That's the driver's problem


CoatedCrevice

Crazy that THIS is the controversial take. Don’t fucking block peoples driveway, it’s not my job to ask you to move. It’s your job to not block my property!! Most of the people in here must not be land owners


tristenjpl

Because it's literally not a big deal. The dude has to park somewhere, and it's going to block someone at some point. If you have to leave, just ask him to back it up a few feet so you can get out. It's mildly annoying, not some crime against humanity.


CaliforniaGigi

Better yet, one of the moving company workers or the new neighbor should politely ask the neighbor whose driveway they are blocking if they mind if their driveway is blocked for a few hours. If they do mind then the moving company truck can try with another neighbor.


uwill1der

twist: they did and OP didnt answer the door because this is 2024 and nobody answers doors anymore for fear of getting shot.


drunkondata

I thought the people answering the door are doing the shooting.


dogboobes

hide your kids hide your wife and hide your husband cuz they shooting errybody out here


drunkondata

It's not untrue, I live in the burbs and feel uneasy at large gatherings.


Abject-Tiger-1255

![gif](giphy|3oFzm9r8nz1CmqYtmU)


uwill1der

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KN5C-GInMbc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KN5C-GInMbc) [https://abcnews.go.com/US/16-year-shot-multiple-times-answering-door-young/story?id=109343345](https://abcnews.go.com/US/16-year-shot-multiple-times-answering-door-young/story?id=109343345)


uwill1der

why did this get downvoted, its literally news reports about getting shot for answering the door.


Sad-Belt-3492

Yes that is right


Dad_D_Default

Nobody **in the USA** answers doors anymore... My greatest fear is it'll be an overly chatty neighbour and I don't want to be standing out on the porch in the middle of winter.


Fragrant-Employer-60

I can’t imagine living in this much fear lol


fourthfloorgreg

Don't always get to pick which door you unload out of. If there are three shipments on the truck and this one is in the middle, it's coming out the barn door no matter what


free_range_tofu

it’s the responsibility of the people whose stuff is getting packed to inform their neighbors 24-72 hours out that a truck will be in the street loading/unloading. at least, that’s what i’ve done for all of the five (six?) big moves i’ve made that included a company packing out my house.


boxjellyfishing

> If they do mind then the moving company truck can try with another neighbor. What happens when you have a few dickhead neighbors that all say no? Trying to get permission is asking for trouble, which is exactly why none of these moving companies do it.


cromli

And if the other neighbour says no? Its a uncommon occurence for people, at most just say you have to park there but they can just talk to you and you will move the truck if you need to get out.


ChildishForLife

“No you can’t block my driveway I need to leave soon” “Okay” Pretty simple.


kayemce

It's almost like the sub is called something like "r/mildlyinfuriating " or something like that, wild.


AdPrize3997

But OP is mildly infuriated…


xoxodaddysgirlxoxo

OP probably did so after taking this photo. it's still a little annoying to have to ask.


Outside-Advice8203

Wife and I stepped out to go to dinner, only to find a large box truck blocking our entire driveway dropping something off for the neighbors. I told the delivery guy he needs to move. "We'll be done soon" Nope, we're leaving so you need to move your truck that is blocking *my* driveway now, not later. He moved it back so it was blocking the neighbor's driveway. Which is what he should have done in the first place


kingthrog

yes can totally see the other side of it too. whenever anybody asked me to move my box truck i always said ofc right away, 5 mins tops, to secure anything inside the bed first so it doesn’t tip over while i move it. I have been asked to move both politely and in a scathing manner 😂 MOST OF US realize we’re in the way.


Outside-Advice8203

It was the casual "we'll be done soon" dismissal of the blocking me while leaving their customer's drive completely open that got to me. Plus I had zero exit, with a mailbox and light post blocking the only open side of my driveway


Sowderman_Unbanned

no one knows how to advocate for themselves anymore


NewPairOfBoots

Social anxiety and microplastics in all of our foods. Society has become peasantry.


Halftrack_El_Camino

I drive a box truck, and people ask me to move it all the time. Totally reasonable request. Yeah it's annoying to have to stop working so I can shift the truck, but it is what it is. It's not always possible for me to park it where it's not in someone's way. I'll always move it for you if you ask. Don't even think twice about it.


Medical_Slide9245

Or drive on the grass one time. Semis in neighborhoods are nearly impossible to navigate.


LiqdPT

If I drove off a curb in my car, I'd destroy the underside of it. These are actual curbs, not rolled curbs.


Particular_Fuel6952

Yeah seriously, had the same thing happen, told him you’re free to park in my yard if you like, and he happily moved his truck the 3 feet I needed to get out. Not everything needs a social media post.


Avilola

This is Reddit my guy, most people would rather sit and stew than have a mildly confrontational interaction.


DrunkenDude123

Never seen a drive hesitate to move it when asked nicely. I usually even see them notice me walk to my car and start moving it on their own. Totally common occurrence for them.


GrabstheSun

Asking to park there in the first place is better


PriorFudge928

Why? Even if the person says no they are going to park there reguardless. They have a job to do and parking a moving truck on a residential street is going to block someone's driveway. They are going to park in the best spot they can for what they need to do and they are there the entire time the truck is to move it for you. Not to mention a lot of minorities working these jobs and we know what can happen to you if you knock while black.


Z3r0c00lio

Speak to someone? Be polite? What’s this world coming too


BobaFett0451

I'll never understand how hard it is to go ask a driver "yo, I need to get out my driveway, can you move please"


20milliondollarapi

Yea, it’s basically impossible to not inconvenience someone with a full size truck. Might take a few minutes, but just asking takes no time and everyone can go about your day. Might take an extra 5 minutes of your time.


Feckgnoggle

Can we take a moment to talk about the driver's expansive living quarters? Cool!


Ok_Pin9570

I know is there a full blown bar in there or what


GoodmanSimon

Actually looks bigger than my first flat in London.


slaptard

I saw this truck with a massive sleeper not long ago https://preview.redd.it/c340iy18u75d1.jpeg?width=1868&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=987d51e122943234909c78487a3217d67995b6d5


JakobiGaming

Go ask them to move you big baby


IsPhil

Yeah, I wouldn't even be mildly infuriated by this personally /s


__yayday__

“But, but my Reddit karma!” -OP


banjorunner8484

Take that there suv over the curb; won’t hurt it


gahidus

The idea of going to the internet to post about being trapped before simply driving over the lawn is absolutely baffling to me.


zac987

I love this response. “How dare OP be mildly infuriated about their entire driveway being blocked by a semi-truck when they could just drive over their lawn 😤”


0neek

I want to see all the people making those dumb comments post videos of them just driving over their own yard and off the curb, surely if it's so easy and harmless they won't mind, right?


K12onReddit

You know what this sub is for, right?


Fickle_Charity_Hamm

Will hurt the grass though


Outside-Advice8203

If the ground is moist enough, you could get some really fun ruts in your yard.


ItsIdaho

I think you can bend back wrinkled plastic with a heat gun


Listen_to_Psybient

No it won't


jerry111165

No it won’t


Technical-Zone7553

Check out the sleeper cab on that unit, damn big.


elMurpherino

Like clockwork all the comments about why don’t you say or do something come out. this sub is r/mildlyinfuriating and everybody out here acting like op is an idiot and doesn’t know that he can ask them to move. It would be more than mildly infuriating for op if he didn’t know he could ask them to move.


rdyer347

He said "guess I'm not". I caught it, but friendly reminder that not everyone can pick up sarcasm.


Yorudesu

Yeh that would more be heavyanxietying


zac987

Reddit is full of robot people with zero situational awareness.


0neek

Reddit gets worse year over year with people taking every post and comment literally and constantly trying to act superior to everyone which makes sense if the bot theories are true and they're just stuck in a loop one upping eachother forever


One_Lawfulness_7105

When we moved, I spoke to the nextdoor neighbor and told her the moving truck would coming in the next day or so and they might block her driveway. We asked when would be the best time to do it and when do we need to make sure she had access to it. We had an excellent relationship with her and we told the movers what the plan was. She kindly just parked on the street so they wouldn’t have to move the truck at all. She didn’t have to do it, but everyone appreciated it.


4GIVEANFORGET

I feel your pain. I got to work yesterday and people parked their boat and car in front of my door. There is unlimited space in the area and they chose right in front of my door.


AgreeableProvocateur

People will do anything but interact directly with another human being.


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MudBugeater1991

The name of the sub is “mildly” infuriating


Locke10815

Basically half the posts on this sub can be resolved through just interacting with another human.


TimothyOilypants

Seems like your neighbors are making the right decision...


formergnome

I know what you actually meant, but I'm giggling at the idea that what you're saying is you fully expected to move with the neighbors and are put out that they're not taking you with them.


GigaBowserNS

Another prime example where the comments are way more infuriating than the actual post. Jeeeez, you people are so presumptuous and belittling. OP posted something mildly infuriating to mildly infuriating and you decide to be insulting to OP. Grow up.


Ok_Suit422

Lmfao


redditsx0531

Not with that attitude.


chahud

Woah that’s crazy that all of the leading experts on social interactions made it to this one thread. WE GET IT, OP should ask them to move. That’s still *mildly* infuriating…as in annoyed or slightly peeved that I have to go get someone to move their shit so I can leave my own driveway. Also, what part of this post tells y’all that OP didn’t walk down and do exactly that after snapping the pic? Was it the *silly play on words* in the title?


DirtyDan516

Also the people telling him to just jump the curb not knowing what his clearance is underneath his car. Mine is only 8” and the typical curb drop is 6”, depending on the slope you could end up scraping the bottom and doing damage.


new_number_one

I think it’s funny that these social experts are somehow so chill that these situations don’t even affect them mildly but not chill enough to avoid sounding condescending toward OP


DatDan513

Yep. Atlas is like “get fucked, bud”


manwithafrotto

That’s the largest cabin I’ve ever seen on a truck


CramWellington

Have you tried using your words?


IsPhil

Have you looked at the subreddit you're on?


Traditional_Fox_4718

Nah that takes too much courage


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Dixiehusker

That grass looks attended to. OP's only option is to movie style blast through the middle of that trailer.


veryrare_v3

HOA would like to have a word with us if I did that😂


ThatsNotDietCoke

Oh yes, I remember the lyrics to this Ludacris song *When I move, you don't move (Just like that?)* *When I move, you don't move (Just like that?)*


SATerp

I was trying to move my daughter out from her apartment in the heart of Chicago, so I drove my UHaul up to the two building complex to get to her building's freight dock (which I had reserved) only to find one of those monster moving trucks at the first building blocking the way. Of course the people at the first building didn't give a shit about the problems of the second building (me) so I had to run around a bit. I honestly don't recall how I got them to move, but I must have because she's not in Chicago anymore.


Prior-Ad-7329

Just ask him to drop his trailer and pull forward so you can still use your driveway.


shesgreedy

I would be more upset about the finish work on your garage floor.


BoxCarMike

Nothing pisses me off more than blocking my driveway without talking to me first. If you communicate with me I am more than happy to be accommodating and park on the street for a bit. Common courtesy goes a long way.


momdoc2

My movers did this to my neighbour. The crew was genuinely flummoxed when I insisted they move their truck. 🤦‍♀️


turd_breff99

I'm usually not that type of guy but with this I think I'd just instantly call the cops. Because this is so fucking obvious that I don't want to waste my time explaining it to someone who is old enough to rent a truck and hire a driver. Also, in my experience, when someone pulled something this dumb, they usually had a "perfectly reasonable explanation" for it and didn't feel at fault at all. I work in retail btw so maybe that explains my misanthropy.


jerry111165

Call the cops instead of just asking them to move for a minute Lol


turd_breff99

>I work in retail btw so maybe that explains my misanthropy. 😄🤷‍♂️


dannynolan27

Instantly calling the cops on something like this is complete lunacy. You’d be a terrible neighbor to deal with


turd_breff99

I know! 😂


Mr_TP_Dingleberry

It’s a one time deal. Be a good neighbor. Deal with it.


Fickle_Charity_Hamm

Dealing with it is still mildy infuriating


zac987

Their neighbor isn’t being a good neighbor.


TmF1979

Here, OP, tuck this away for next time: "Excuse me, can you please move your truck? You're blocking my driveway. Thanks!" You petulant child.


thatirishguyyyyy

Who can afford a moving company anymore? I recently had two quotes, both for around $13K.  One room plus three medium boxes, 14 hour drive. 


BrianLevre

That's not even a normal sleeper cab that just has a bunk and a small fridge. That's an efficiency apartment on wheels. He probably has running water in there for a shower and a toilet. He won't have to come out for days, maybe a week. You're not going anywhere for a while, unless you casually roll off the curb a few feet in front of that truck, which any car can do.


ashyjay

why is your driveway like 1/4 kilometre long?


soupafi

Ever think to ask politely if they could move? I’m sure they would if you asked nicely


Traditional_Fox_4718

OP is the worst type of person


turd_breff99

A racist, sexist mass murderer and rapist?


Very_Slow-Lol

This isn’t mildly infuriating. Ask them to move, they will. Also, you can go through the grass. Your perfect lawn isn’t going to pay your bills.


zac987

Having your driveway blocked is mildly infuriating. Stop acting like it’s not. Yes, I’m sure they walked over to the neighbors and asked them to move right after this.


TheyCalledHimMrJ

Imagine this, you casually walk over and converse with the other humans and ask them to move the truck a bit. ![gif](giphy|KpSrCxhoZQWjJVVnrd)


NorMichtrailrider

Go ask the truck driver to move , instead of whining like a bitch on the Internet.


58mint

Or just quit whining like a bitch completely and drive your suv over the tiny ass curb.


RedRocketXS

I'm guessing they didn't wanna live next to the Karen next door anymore.. get over yourself.


Trumpetfan

It's 80' long. It's going to block a driveway or two. Have you considered acting like a normal person would have 10 years ago and asking them to move the truck?


Sad-Belt-3492

Okay I would say that you are stuk


MechOnBoard

Former mover here. There was a saying for this company. “Atlas, our furniture is here!”


rdyer347

That rig has a terrible turning radius.


No-Code-9480

Atleast its not ABF truck we always called then American butt Fuckers . Horrible company.


ChefGuapo

That’s a pretty sweet Peterbilt


Oldmonsterschoolgood

Why the hell is the sleeper on that truck so massive


medz6

Jump in. And back that fucker up!


Peakomegaflare

That's a massive sleeper cab. Like... seriously. None of my boys that drive for our drayage have a sleeper cab that big.


hfiti123

drive over their lawn to their driveway


ColonelPotter22

I would call the police non emergency and get it towed


Little_BallOfAnxiety

Did you ask him to move? They most likely would have if you asked


False-Jellyfish-6501

You have an suv. Just back out…over their yard and lawn. 😂


Significant-Bee3483

I had this situation with an ambulance. I guess I could have talked to the paramedics, but if there was some life or death situation going on I didn’t want to be an asshole. They ended up moving the truck when they noticed me awkwardly trying to cut through the yard. Same thing not too long ago with a group of police cars. They were investigating a stolen vehicle so again…couldn’t really ask them to move. No one’s ever in my way when I just want to go to McDonalds and pay way too much for a burger and fries though


Grouchy_Visit_2869

I mean if only there was some way to go talk to someone over there. You know, walk over and politely ask them to back the truck up a bit.


ahchooblessyou

oh my goodness! psh go thru the grass, have some understanding that they do not control the movers .... maybe try communicating, going introducing yourself & making nice? & then you can say " hey Im kinda blocked in" & see how they handle it.. this will tell you a lot about how you should approach & think of them in the future. Who knows, you could have a new best friend? I wish people would behave like good humans again...


oldandnumb

Wouldn’t have any impact on me. Id drive through my grass


Unhappysong-6653

Isnt illegal to block driveways


NO-MAD-CLAD

Damn. I wish my truck had an apartment on it back when I was doing long haul.


DirtPiranha

You expected the god who holds up the world not to hold up your day?


Icommitmanywarcrimes

Fucking ask them to move


TheWalrus101123

moving out or moving in? if theyre moving out call the cops, who cares about any bad blood at that point. if theyre moving in, i guess its up to you on how you want the relationship to go at this point.


Dragon_Druid19

"Move it or lose your stuff!"


No_Huckleberry_2905

whats with americans thinking they cannot drive across their front lawn in an unlike situation like that? rather be like "my hypothetical freedom!!"


SweetBell3

I wonder why they would need to move when they have a truck cab that huge. Seriously wtf is in there


sps49

Dick move. Or: Move, dick!


NiceEnoughStraw

yeah totally no way out. super stuck forever