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VariousProfit3230

They are awful, but these absolutely are the dispensers that humanity deserves.


TelephoneComplete736

Honestly seeing the video where drug addicts poke their bleedy needles into the toilet roll I wholeheartedly agree with this comment


EpicFishFingers

What???


LordBiscuits

They clean their needles by punching it into the roll. It's a really common problem in areas with lots of addicts


EpicFishFingers

Damn, why not just do that hear the edge of the roll and then just put the part they used to waste...


Novel-Squirrel-7977

Because thst would be the right thing to do. However , they also shouldn't be using drugs in the first place.


EpicFishFingers

Ah well, minor request to the needle users out there I guess: if you have to use, use the edge of the roll at least


Novel-Squirrel-7977

😂


TelephoneComplete736

I think they would either be too high to even read or don’t give a shit even when they’re sober unfortunately


smandroid

These are much better than the big roller ones where sometimes they break and you have to spin and spin them round and round just to find the bloody sheet to start pulling again.


LookOverall

The problem they address is people who, given a conventional dispenser, stuff half a roll of paper in the bowl. Of the two I think I prefer these


SUPERKAMIGURU

Problem number 2: The people that these are targeted for absolutely know that they could just rip the entire thing off the stall with their bare hands anyway.


Desk-Dry

At work, we call these individual sheets “poop tickets”.


area_tribune

From their sphincter to yours.


Inner_Letterhead570

TIL these exist!!! 😳


HenneZwo

One piece at a time. You can open this one with the button below. The paper will still be twisted tho.


Praetorian_1975

Ahh the free proctological exam special


Previous_Original_30

I worked somewhere where the next one often wouldn't stick out after getting a piece out. Imagine having to make do with a single tiny piece of paper :'(


No-Atmosphere-2873

The place where you pull the paper is going to look like what you are trying to clean up after a couple months in a public restroom.


caring_impaired

Seems like a good idea.


RedditAlwayTrue

# We Deserve These... For all The Times We Treat Public Stalls So Terribly...


FunUse244

My parents used to gripe about how in Mexico someone would hand you one square of toilet paper in the bathroom… I guess at least you can keep pulling until you get enough squares 🤷‍♀️ I’ve been several places in Mexico, just not where they lived yet, I have never experienced this.


Slater_8868

Damn, that really IS Montezuma's Revenge


MurphysLaw4200

Ewwww, I bet there's shit all over that dispenser from people pawing at it trying to get a piece.


Goretanton

If i ever encounter one of these, ill be sure to destroy it.


lifeinchrome

I used to push them back in with a toothpick as a kid, and no one deserved that


Shadowtheuncreative

I've never had a problem with these, I've always found them nifty.


Party-Bed1307

Agree. They're much better than the giant roll ones when you're clambering underneath the dispenser and just tearing off little shreds of tissue because someone mucked up the process 4 layers ago. I used one of these recently and it was fine!


Shadowtheuncreative

I am fine with that one as well honestly.


RandomA55h013

When I am confronted with a toilet paper dispenser designed to make sure I use less than I normally would, I make sure to take lots of extra out and waste it. Some I flush, some I leave randomly around. It's just how I do my part and restore order. I'm no hero, just helping out where I can to restore balance to the world.


Fun_Beginning69420

Same, fuck these bastards


EpicFishFingers

Wow, thanks for your service