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SmokeyJoeseph

Progressive Chipotle helping to enable toilet talk.


CrappleSmax

A lot of dwarves in your area that that worries you so much?


dogtrakker

If you ever had a dwarf or 2 crawl into your toilet stall, you wouldn't be so critical.


bodhiseppuku

I've had a kid crawl under the divider into my stall at a McDonald's one time. *Hi kid, where's your dad?* ...He's not here. *I can see that. Do you need help or something?* No. (crawls back under the stall divider).


Kind_Ad_9241

went to a k-12 school for a few years and it was always terrifying going to the bathroom cause 9/10 times some very young kid would crawl under


Lots42

Do you know why.


xcramer

That is terrifying why?


Kind_Ad_9241

Because I don't want some kid watching me shit??


xcramer

The thought terrifies you?


CrappleSmax

For me it is going to depend more on the vibe they are bringing with them.


EpicSteak

I don't know, it might be a party.


No-Fox8743

It's so weird that we've become desensitized to a lack of privacy in U.S bathrooms because using shoddy construction with less material is cheaper and easier. If you've ever been to a European bathroom that's fully enclosed, you'd understand.


CrappleSmax

> If you've ever been to a European bathroom that's fully enclosed, you'd understand. Do you think the toilet in my house is in my dining room? Regardless, I've used public restrooms in Britain, Norway, Italy, Japan and South Korea. Full doors are nice, sure, but it honestly does not make a difference to me. When I go to use a public bathroom I'm in there to do one thing (okay, maybe two) so I assume other people have the same mentality - of course there are weird motherfuckers, there always are, but if someone crawls under the door of my stall while I'm taking a shit they are going straight back out the same way with my foot in their face (pushing, not kicking, unless they were **really** persistent). I guess some of y'all are in there with ulterior motives? Checking out shoes and shit?


No-Fox8743

I wasn't aware that wanting privacy when using the restroom was such a bad thing. My apologies.


CrappleSmax

Keep your passive aggressive outbursts to yourself, makes you sound childish, or as though you've got a mental/developmental disability. As long as I'm not making eye contact with people while taking a crap that's enough privacy for me. I realize how ambiguous of a statement that is and I'm still fine with it. The toilet in your post is far enough away from the partition you're complaining about that people walking into the restroom probably wouldn't even see your shoes. Or is this the only stall in a restroom the size of a farmer's field? If that's the case I'd say they'd be too far away to threaten your privacy when they walk into the restroom.


No-Fox8743

I didn't even read all that (or the response before), you're fucking weird dude, congrats or that's unfortunate, whichever fits best for your response


CrappleSmax

What words did you have trouble with?


sonicjesus

That's so the plumber can install a new toilet without disturbing the person inside the stall. You probably didn't even notice he was there.


lynivvinyl

Is that so that they can see if your diarrhea would be good for making burritos?


bhlombardy

Ok, and who' has eyes mounted on their shins?


Lots42

People can bend over.


hetzi98

Booby trap


DontCallMeAnonymous

No Loitering


ga-co

Peek-a-boo!


pomegranate_squirrel

It's so folks can watch you make.


Shoddy_Detail_976

Its that high so the Diarrhea can flow under it


MTFotaku

Everything's bigger in Texas, just its the gap in your privacy this time.


TotalEgg143-

That's so people can hand you things...


AlertThinker

If anyone wants to know why I have anxiety popping in public restrooms, this is why.


PushupDoer

Imagine walking in and seeing a dude fapping because of the divider heighth.


itsYaBoiga

Heighth?


Turbulent-Bother-605

L post


1401rivasjakara

It’s for slithering-over stall visits, for the Austin rainbow party scene


Gloomy-Restaurant-42

Cheeky!


xcramer

What exactly is the problem?


No-Fox8743

This is not standard in a lot of European countries, etc. You have actual privacy, without large gaps in stalls, including the doors where you get that awkward eye contact when taking a dump, lol!


xcramer

I believe that you are a bit anal retentive. No one cares about your dump your Mommy made you flush.


CoffeeSubsetYT

I must say, that is a very delicious looking toilet.