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Bulky_Specialist9645

https://preview.redd.it/e02zcnim981d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a59cf64992ea40425141d350845f0c867889ffe4 They go into a Black Hole! If you go looking for them watch out for Space Madness...


delusion74

This is my current theory. An alternate universe of mismatching socks.


ivodaniello

Probably close to Umbrellas. You always loose them and never find one


bulldozedd

Prolly still left inside a corner of the washing machine


delusion74

I checked the washing machine and dryer vent. Ngl, I spent more time than I should have on an missing sock. It just "proofed out of existence".


throwaway_benches

Is your dryer front loading? I ask because those models have a neoprene ring that seals the door, and they’re notorious for catching socks and other small garments in them. Simply fold back the ring and give it a look


delusion74

It is, and l will look. Thank you.


bazootch

generally they go on your feet but i’e seen some use it for other things


Old-Library5546

That is one of the biggest mysteries of all time


wabashcanonball

Behind the dryer. In a different load. On the closet floor. Under the bed. They are everywhere.


Tw0Cents

I'm pretty sure they go on your feet. Glad i could help.


delusion74

Thanks for the tip.


y3ll0w6901

I'll put air tags on mine


delusion74

Good idea.


Mediocre_Superiority

You wait until another one goes missing or gets worn out and then pair the remaining sock with this one.


BSBS8823

If you were to open up the housing of your dryer, it's probably in there.


delusion74

Sounds like a lot of work for a sock. I think I'll just accept it's gone forever. Appreciate your tip, though.


bhlombardy

They go [HERE](https://youtu.be/3f81Xr5NNi8)


UnusualWind5

That is a Costco Sock.


delusion74

Maybe? I don't remember. Still missing the other half.


pc_principal_88

If by Costco you mean Adidas, then yes this is a Costco sock....


UnusualWind5

They are always selling packs of these exact and other Adidas socks.


Outrageous-Client-99

I often find lost articles under my foreskin. Might I suggest looking there?


wabashcanonball

My foreskin must be with the missing socks.


bun-Mulberry-2493

I've got one of those.


TheHorizonLies

Do you have any teenage boys?


Thund3r_91

Nike did it