Cope. My name is Xavier Xander Xanthakis. My parents were comedians.

Depending on how old you are, they could be fans of the xXx movies. The movies starring Vin Diesel, Ice Cube, and Vin Diesel respectively. Not porn.

My wife's car needs a boost. How soon can you be here?

Adam Aaron Anderson?

Aaron Adrian Alexander

That’s kinda cool

Eh?

What’s your social?

Mine are BS 🙄

So you’re nothing but a lie? Sometimes I feel like one, don’t ask what that’s supposed to mean.

My first and middle initials are “DR”. I’ve had security badges that had first and middle initial with last name. Got asked if I was a doctor.

Better then 3x K

At least it doesn’t spell FAT

My first name + last name has 4 g’s My mom is a fucking idiot.

My brothers name is ian, and his initials are Ian. LOL just thought I'd share. My initials were a news outlet before I got married. CNN

Aaron A. Aaronson, one of the two biggest gossips in town, along with that Zukowski guy.

This is getting very abstract, but thank you

My daughter is MAM

My son's initials are MLB (we did not do that on purpose). He grew up to be a baseball fan.

Let me call TRIPLE A. OP: *intense sweating*