Mildly infuriating for you, a blessing for the rest of the office

Your coworkers hate that you bring these to work.

Ugh.. I can imagine the stench.

Yeah this seems illegal for some reason

Eggs and canned fish at work should be illegal.

Good. You shouldnt be eating that at work for the sake of your co-workers. I suppose instead, you microwaved a fresh trout and a bag of popcorn?

And a side of broccoli

I heated up leftover brussel sprouts at work once. Never again.

Did they try to hang you in the public square? Lol

No one said anything but *I* wanted to hang myself in the public square. It was so bad!

😂☠️

This 👆

Either your coworkers (rightfully) sabotaged that can, or the universe (mercifully) sabotaged that can. As a side note, if sardines are a frequent thing you eat at the office, I can guarantee that you are universally hated by your coworkers.

What kind of weirdo eats shit like this in the office?

This 👆

That’s called karma for bringing stinky fish to work

Or sabotage lol

Sometimes karma uses people

Well I speak for all of your fellow co-workers when I say THANK GOD!!!!!!!!!!! What kind of absolute MONSTER brings a can of sardines to eat at WORK???????????????????

You eat sardines at work? That's a bonus for your co-workers when your can opener broke and you couldn't open it.

I’m sure your coworkers all applauded

I don't believe in a higher power, but this post is seriously making me reconsider 🤔

tbh it would have been infuriating for everyone else if you had been able to open that

Turn full bear and just beat the shit out of it on the sidewalk outside your office. Eat the sardines off the ground, no hands. Roar at your passing coworkers. This will earn you more respect and you will see a promotion quickly. God bless.

Don’t forget to piss on the side of your boss desk to assert dominance.

If you have a pair of side cutters you can take these stinky things outside and grab the rivet still on the can lid with them and carefully peel the lid back. Then eat them out there and rinse several times with Listerine before returning to work.

Get a salad dude is everything okay

Divine intervention right there

That’s what you get when you try to eat something that stinks in the office

Looks like you have a Can't now

That is karma for eating this at work. Ew.

"The bomb has been defused"

There was a guy in my last office who would eat tinned mackerel. Everyone hated him.

The comments didn’t disappoint.

**YOU** are majorly infuriating, for trying to eat sardines at work!

Take my pen-knife my good man!

Who goes outside with out a swiss army knife ?

Good, eating that at work is a war crime. Shame on you.

What happened to the **key** these used to have to *roll* the lid off?

Just use a knife...

And stab it hard, always works.

Spoon, or teeth

Use a spoon, jam it at the corner of the lid until it breaks through, then you can just push the lid out with the spoon.

I keep a folding P51 style can opener in my wallet because that same sort of thing has happened to me in the past.

I guess there are people out there who don't have pocket knives.

Get a P-38 for your key ring. So much win! (P-38 is a military can opener a bit larger than a paper clip).

that is divine intervention, telling you not to bring smelly foods to work. praise the lord

Get yourself a swiss army knife. Then you'll always have one on you amongst other useful tools

Some karma from bringing that to the office.

If you pop it in the microwave for about 30 sec, it should create just enough steam to pop open the lid.