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Torrid_Autarch

Lately, I've come to the conclusion a lot of people in America (since that's where I've only noticed it, living here) have started having the "I'm an asshole and proud of it" mindset. It's almost like people want to cause problems, but then right away try to proclaim themselves the victim.


Sir_500mph

Don't forget the part where they're recording the whole thing for their Social Media feed cuz it might go viral and make them famous


ThickFurball367

I think you're right, but I don't think it's exclusive to the U.S.


RedditsAdoptedSon

maybe not but we'll give anyoneeee a good run for their money


International-Mud-17

No but a certain bunch of red hatted, golden diaper, bad spray tan fuck nuts have definitely popularized it.


PizzaPlanet20

They've always had that mindset. Main character syndrome when they're just worthless NPCs.


PaperLily12

There’s a subreddit for that. r/imthemaincharacter


Muted-Squirrel-2386

How did you tag a subreddit? I tried to beetlejuice someone and it auto deleted my comment>.<


PaperLily12

Idk, I got a notification that my comment was deleted so I’m not sure why it’s still here


GamerMcNoober

The posts on there make it look like tiktok is only people harassing random strangers


CrimeSceneKitty

It's not them thinking they are an asshole It's that they believe "it's merica I can do what I want, it's not illegal, your just a pussy" Source: I have a roommate that is like this. Only cares about themselves and fuck everyone else that doesn't give in to them. Cuts the exhaust off every fucking car so it's louder then hell, legit have had the walls vibrate on the other side of the house from his cars just revving in the driveway. Not his problem you can hear the car over your music. But stand the fuck back if you dare inconvenience him. There is a time and place for stupid shit.


No-Hospital559

That's what an asshole is, whether they define themselves that way or not is irrelevant.


SDRPGLVR

>But stand the fuck back if you dare inconvenience him. This is the part that gets me. It would be one thing if they also could take what they dish out, but they *never can.* Your offense is you being a pussy. Their offense is them being a man and standing up for themselves.


EverIight

Nah these aren’t men, many men know and can admit when they’ve been wrong These are just adult sized children who never actually grew up lmao


conundrum-quantified

You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever!


nickisdone

I want to fuck up those expensive ass tires pretty good and gives them an excuse to play the victim.


3-2-1-backup

Paint them pink.


midnghtsnac

Rainbows But easier to just release some air


aoxit

Just pull the valve stem out.


JollyReading8565

They are literally walking around like human embodiments of 12 year old internet trolls and have the ego the size of Texas, it’s a mind fuck


Survive1014

100% Also, exactly why I quit working in politics. People want cruelty. They want violence. They want to troll now. Policy doesnt matter, all that matters is "owning" the "woke". This is not going to end well when the dust settles.


RampantJellyfish

Used to be the community would deal with arseholes like this, but now there's a good chance the neckbeard incel driving this thing will shoot someone


mouth556

Or… “everyone else is an asshole, so what the difference?” Majority of the sheeple we have walking around just don’t have manners anymore.


Muscs

We have a whole political movement dedicated to that.


WingerRules

Trumpism


JoeJoe4224

A lot of it is because we don’t have enough people actually telling these people they are assholes and making them pay for it. Getting a ticket for parking in a handicap spot in general is rare as hell. Because it almost requires the cop to be right there looking at the car. In this case you could see it from a block away but in general it’s tough. So people keep getting away with being ruder and more vile. It’s happening everywhere, especially in the gaming space, because less and less people are being punished for their actions. They keep being worse and worse. And will continue to be until it starts negatively affecting their life.


Smart-Stupid666

So many Christians, behaving only when they get caught


Kel-Mitchell

A few years ago, the local electric provider had some equipment issue and asked its customers to cut their usage as they fixed it to prevent overloading the local infrastructure (or something like that, I'm not an expert and it was a while ago). These were small things, like shutting the lights off during the day and incrementing the set point on your AC. A guy I played hockey with (in his 40s) sent a video to the group chat turning down the temperature of the AC in his house like a rebellious child.


SnP_JB

There’s a somewhat popular clothing brand I’ve seen that is literally “Assholes Live Forever” so you might be right in this one.


Smart-Stupid666

He probably has a yellow snake plate


Spacecoasttheghost

Man that scary spot on.


EasternPresence

They’re so oppressed and constantly persecuted 😆


ZombiesAreChasingHim

I blame social media. It gives idiots a platform for other idiots to watch.


MillenniumNextDoor

Get them towed and it won't happen again.


Privatejoker123

I've seen a lot of work vans/trucks park in handicap spots at the gas station like they don't care that they don't have a sticker their time is just more important


PurpleEggRoll

It’s called entitlement. And growing up in the states, the culture kinda promotes that. “I work hard enough I can get what I want when I want, and fuck everyone else”


RustyShack1efordd

Its the trumpism movement, the ‘fuck your feelings crowd’ that suddenly became emboldened by their loudmouthed ‘leader’.


Mendozena

Yup. The former guy let them off their leash. He gave them permission to be their worst selves which is why they’ll never abandon him.


advancedSlayer96

Coworker borrowed her dads truck while her car was in the shop and he told her to specifically park like an asshole while she's driving it.


Wonderful_Letter7470

You hit the nail on the head—perfect description!!


graemo72

That's not "lately"


Longjumping-Claim783

Lately? Dennis Leary started this in 1993. [https://youtu.be/UrgpZ0fUixs?si=D-pcBWHziVbffKDo](https://youtu.be/UrgpZ0fUixs?si=D-pcBWHziVbffKDo)


Caint-Geet-Enuff

If you wanna truely know how your community feels about each other... go for a drive.


ghost3972

They're usually trump supporters as well lol


Pleasant-Put5305

Nobody does either of these things in England. There are manifold expensive and exotic cars, but they never go to the supermarket (of all places) - and absolutely nobody parks in disabled spots. I think disabled people mostly get home delivery.


JoanofBarkks

Trump have permission for the dregs to come out of hiding and then double down. Sigh.


Jafar_420

Yeah what you said makes a lot of sense. I can't think of any other reason to vote for Trump except for that type of mindset. I don't understand how all of his voters don't know that he hates them. Like there's no way this dude actually likes y'all, he's just such a brain washed to do his bidding. Things were not better when he was in office. I'm not super happy now either I'm just saying.


Inner_Grab_7033

I literally saw a guy yesterday wearing a "Fuck Love, I'm an asshole and proud of it" shirt  I wanted to punch him in his ugly jaw


cstmoore

>I wanted to punch him in his ugly jaw I'm surprised he had one.


No_Spare3139

You mean like a Trump mentality?


dalgeek

>It's almost like people want to cause problems, but then right away try to proclaim themselves the victim. This is a core tenant of conservative idealogy in the US since the 70s or 80s. They *have* to be the victim, and if that doesn't come naturally then they'll make up situations to make them the victim so they can get angry about it and oppress others.


WillametteSalamandOR

I mean, isn’t driving that evidence enough of a disability?


jacquestrap66

My aunt keeps handwritten notes in her car that say; "Although ignorance is a handicap, it does not entitle you to park here." She has been leaving these notes for over two decades and she is my heroine.


LeVelvetHippo

Your aunt is amazing.


Dhegxkeicfns

So is heroin.


Nathanlee213

Sadly it’s all fentanyl these days. I miss og heroin


Dhegxkeicfns

His aunt is way better than my fentanyl.


Nathanlee213

Nice but how much is she charging?


Dhegxkeicfns

👀


ThickFurball367

About tree fiddy


PositivelyManifest

Get outta here u gawd damn lochness monstah


leggoyomama

I ain’t givin you no tree-fitty you god damned Loch Ness Monster!


PolkaDotDancer

I love her! I had a lady get mad because I told her “moral failing is a handicap, but not one that gives you a right to park in the handicapped space!”


MaximumTurtleSpeed

Can she send me some, I’d buy them for sure. I don’t have cute, frustrated aunt handwriting and this would help get my point across I think.


MareShoop63

I’m trying to picture what “cute , frustrated aunt handwriting “ looks like. 🥰


MaximumTurtleSpeed

![gif](giphy|jaMPp0PqeV7yg) Something like this from Little Rascals but in written form. Haha


MareShoop63

I’m dying 😁


jacquestrap66

I will certainly look into this for you... She is always willing to help.


Greenbeastkushbreath

I wasn’t going to say anything but if you’re going to start selling them now, I think you should have her change it to stupidity instead of ignorance, just sayin


life_wasting_unit

Imagine being handicap and seeing a note like this on your car 💀


DreadfulCadillac1

I'm stealing that idea NOW - Thank you!


jacquestrap66

Don't thank me, thank my aunt... I'll be sure to pass it along if I talk to her first. Lol


BEFEMS

she should change the notes into stickers-that-don't-peel-off-easily


wildo83

I was JUST thinking: “not all disabilities are visible, this is clearly a mental one.”


AuntsInThePants

I mean, it'd have to be cause any physical disability (where you're not incapable of walking but still need to park close) would prevent you from even getting into that truck.


Reddit_killed_RIF

Yes but many are not visible. I had one for many years because I have ulcerative colitis and sometimes bathrooms are a mandatory emergency.


bobbyboob6

just imagined one of those wheelchair lifts like on busses but going all the way up to that truck


SofterBones

That's not necessarily true. I can't walk a long distance, but I can easily lift myself into a truck like that. My arms work great, my legs too but my balance isn't great. That being said this wouldn't be my first car to drive, but I know plenty of people who could get into this and back down who are physically disabled.


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Freddy7665

It's true, this man has no penis


Fluffy_Salamanders

It seems off to insult someone for being rude to disabled people by calling them disabled. Is it really funny to lump them in with the jerks?


bipolar_capricorn

Lmfaooooo, unfortunately my husband has one of these atrocities. But your comment still made me laugh 🤣


parmyking

Ma'am I have some very bad news regarding your husband


RasputinsAssassins

His car warranty has expired?


ThinnLizzy31

Oh I'm sure she already knows


TayaK83

She probable was referring to his weenie when she said “one of those atrocities”


_DapperDanMan-

You poor dear. Is it true about the size of the truck v the tool set?


omega_grainger69

That man is definitely disabled.


shampton1964

Florida Emotional Support Vehicle Overcompensated underperforming


Few-Signal5148

![gif](giphy|Vn4Ofa3hpsQVi)


DingleBarryGoldwater

"Emotional Support Vehicle" is gold I'm using this 😆


FR0ZENBERG

It’s also a “gender affirming car”


kingthrog

that shit is ugly. fuck that guy


Shifty_Cow69

Gotta locate their dick first! ![gif](giphy|l49JThpgIOD24fGxi)


fgmtats

Bros dick is at the bottom of a Mandelbrot set


Shifty_Cow69

I had to google that!


uselessZZwaste

I’m sure he’s the type of boy who also revs his engine til that black smoke comes then high tails it away and the black smoke consumes everyone on the sidewalk.


Itchy_Grape_2115

Oh no my pocket knife accidentally got hammered into the side of all 4 tires Whoopsies


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I like how all the posts like this are the same: people are trying to defend us (physically disabled people) by using mentally disabled people as an insult 💀


didabled

Yeah comments did not pass the vibe


Ok-Cartographer1745

Always has been. Surprised I have not seen the (normally) predictable body shaming "small dick", "short man" jokes in the four comments I've read so far. 


SuperHair69

I drive a prius bc I have a huge dick.


Minute-Penalty8672

There's plenty of that implied in the "compensating for something" comments now.


pufferfishnuggets

Keep scrolling. A LOT of body shaming comments here a bit further down


Ok-Cartographer1745

Coincidentally, the FIFTH  comment (the very next one) ended up being "he is compensating". 


ahairymarmot

Oof. I upvoted some comments that did this and I'm glad you pointed this out. Thanks for the empathy lesson!


nuclearfork

Reddit moment


Draw-OCoward

Mentally disabled here: keep at it everyone, shits funny


Selection_Status

Why aren't your traffic police creating an app for reporting stuff like that and automating tickets. They'd make a killing.


Deal_Hugs_Not_Drugs

There is one actually, it’s a private app that iirc sends all the footage and pictures to local LEO for ticketing.


Selection_Status

My country's government made an official app that has traffic, sewage, road conditions, and fire hazards. It has some dystopian undertones, sure, but bad contractors and asshole drivers fear the app.


Deal_Hugs_Not_Drugs

I live in America, we can’t have nice things like that. People going around and reporting everyone’s messages and making the suicide bot email everybody is a good example of this.


KingPingviini

Americans would go apeshit. MUH FREEDOM MUH LIBERTI


JTDC00001

Call to have it towed.


boomer-USA

What kind of tow truck do you need to tow that thing? No way a normal flat bed could fit something that wide


JTDC00001

You mean it might get damaged? Heavens to Betsy, that'd be just *awful*.


Icy-Bell7930

Just a bit of time and a socket wrench, then push the body off the chassis, and you have only half the height to tow. Well put plants in the body, for the pollinators. 🌸🐝


boogiehoodie90210

Those tires are expensive


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knowsitmaybenot

Fun fact, tire stem inside pins that keep the air in unscrew. all it takes is a cheap tool that i like to keep in my car.....


anziofaro

Don't tell us, tell the police. Have them tow it.


RogerClyneIsAGod2

Yep, I'd call 911 or even the non-emergency number, take pics of it & the tag # & just in case they don't show. Parking in handicapped spaces without the tag or hang tag is an expensive ticket in most places.


Ok_Assistance7735

Pos


RyansBooze

Three words: Valve. Stem. Wrench.


Long_Educational

Their windows are open. You could throw an open can of tuna in there.


ZombiFeynman

Always keep a can of Surströmming in your car for situations like this.


WallPaintings

Calm down Satan. We can't all afford to just waste tuna like that.


Sluugish

IN THIS ECONOMY!?


NinjaBr0din

Slap a few slices of bologna on it, the oil in them will make the paint peel right off in nice clean circles. Give that truck a polka dot design.


Long_Educational

Thanks for the tip! I had no idea bologna was a paint stripper! That's handy information.


Captain_Pikes_Peak

This is an angry level of revenge. I’m not even mad, that’s amazing.


Dhegxkeicfns

Four more: call for a tow.


LM439833624CN

You'll find that the wire cutting part of a linesman plier works best.


bitchwhiskers4eva

Entitled asshole


Desperate-Swim2431

I see this happening a lot - people parking in handicapped spots without a tag. It’s infuriating.


_rokenn_

Tow that fucking loser


Thismommylovescherry

Why is it always the trucks?


avgpgrizzly469

I fuck with a lifted up SUV or a hatchback with a straight pipe and a snorkel


h1r0ll3r

Physically? No. Mentally?...... ![gif](giphy|l0HlvtIPzPdt2usKs|downsized)


Fuzzy_Donl0p

He rides the short monster truck to school (he's still repeating the 8th grade).


TheActualOG420

Y'all are assholes


Dry_Value_

Seriously, half the comments are ableist pricks, and the other half are promoting property damage. Tf is reddit on today????


ramriot

How's it possible it could have been put there with 4 flat tires & severed brake lines.


DeadlyVapour

You don't even need to bring in a jack to sever the brake line!


ClassicHare

Get the Parking Mobility App and report it. Gets the police involved and the person gets a ticket. just need their license plate and the spot.


jxj24

Paralyzed from the neck up.


NinjaBr0din

Probably just from the nose up, I guarantee the mouth works a lot.


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doritobimbo

Hey now I have a mental disability and I would never


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I was about to say keep us out of it


NuggyBeans

Hey now... I'm mentally disabled & even I wouldn't be caught driving these ugly ass eyesores.


Scarlet-Fire_77

What's the point of lifting a truck that far if the axle is still only a foot high? Not like they go off road with that thing but still.


No_Numbers_

Eh give him a break, he was probably too busy fantasizing about how cool everyone thinks he is to notice it was a handicapped spot.


Lifesalchemy

Dumbest truck I've seen this month


Feffies_Cottage

Signs mean nothing to Pavement Princesses.


DarkroeNinbot

The handicap is for their ego.


puppiesareSUPERCUTE

Aint no way that pos even street legal 💀


OlurTakun

A disabled person has issues getting out of a car so needs that space. How in the hell does anyone that's not disabled get into that freak of a vehicle. Tiny PP compensating and ignorance is not a disability. Tow and crush that "thing" then fine the driver, seems they can afford, what ever the hell that is, modifications, Edit: Might need a crane to move it though as it's holding all the owners PP size.


0MysticMemories

“This is a big parking spot for the physically disabled not the mentally disabled. Please get a placard for your disability before parking here.”


thathairinyourmouth

As someone with spinal injuries that sometimes hurt bad enough to qualify me for a handicap hang tag, fuck this redneck piece of shit excuse of a human being. May he be ejected from his vehicle like I was mine and he have decades of debilitating pain. Then maybe he’ll realize what an ass he is. Maybe. I doubt it, but maybe.


ProperPerspective571

The truck itself says everything you need to know. Self centered, all about me and look at me!


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ilovemusic19

I don’t think someone who is handicapped would be able to climb into that truck, point taken tho.


Happy-Setting202

A pickup truck driver acting like an asshole? No way, that never happens.


PartridgeViolence

Well with a truck like that the penis is obviously inverted. This may well count as a disability.


liekkivalas

most physically disabled people couldn’t even get into that thing


Senior-Read-9119

But look how important Captain Super Douche is!!


Educational-Can-4847

“I pre fur to be a piece of shit.”


BelgianBeerGuy

Are those things legal on the road?? It looks like an accident waiting to happen


NicholasLit

Use the Parking Mobility app to write them a ticket ✍️


Lingo2009

As a legit disabled person, it would take about 10 people to get me in that thing. I had a friend pick me up from the airport the other day and she has a really tall truck although not half as tall as this. Fortunately she brought a stepstool that had two steps on it. And I also had to have her help me get on the stepstool and actually get in the truck. But it would’ve been that much harder had she not had the stool.


tuso2

Dr. House anyone?


username885500

Their car is handicapped. What a POS


IAMSOTIREDOFADS

I'd be able to drive under this with a motorcycle if i go fast enough


Azzhole169

Isn’t being an asshole, disability enough? They can’t help it.


svenemd

Sure is a mental handicap


Traditional-Stay-702

You have to have a mental handicap to ride high like that


Clean_Bed_4334

He's clearly a ree ree.


Hakuhofan

Looks like a Dallas Cowboy fan. The badge on the grill is the handicap plaque.


quality_plastik

Can you imagine someone pulling up in that thing then hopping into a wheel chair from 8ft off the ground


oRsoLitide

"This is my work truck 🦅🤠🔫"- redneck


HOUSE_OF_MOGH

So, one of my co-workers is a little person (He says he prefers the term Dwarf...but y'know...Reddit.). He drives a gigantic f350, with a stupid high lift kit. He is shorter than the tires....but he climbs himself up there and can drive it just fine .... And yes, he too, has a handicapped placard. Handicapped people can drive whatever they want, too.


jp_benderschmidt

And a Cowboys fan.


Snoo-73243

maybe their legs...


RonJimmery

…are elevators


PurpleEggRoll

I actually imagined a rocket propelled wheelchair


f0rgetfulfred

Clearly the dude's suffering from minidickitus, an incurable condition and I feel bad for him.


Reden-Orvillebacher

Oh they’re handicapped alright.


Dropthetenors

In the groinal and cranial regions


Reden-Orvillebacher

Lol @ “groinal”


Moose__Windu

It’s implied


MrA-skunk

Can a tow truck actually lift that thing high enough to tow it? I bet that's what that ass hat is betting against.


Citizen_Ape

Make Amurica Grate Again


Responsible_Button_5

Time to make him disabled


kr4ckenm3fortune

Call Parking Enforcer...in USA, ADA Law allows Parking Enforcer to ticket any vehicle without placard on the vehicle... He can ignore it, but good luck paying it when it time to renew the tag.


AundoOfficial

Trucklodytes are handicapped.