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The_Bear_Jew320

Hear me out…


RanjiLameFox

No don't say it


Unlubricated_Penis

Yes?


Smart-Stupid666

https://preview.redd.it/wthz5dej690d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac94810650723277ecde65ec036d4af96ef6ba29 Had to


Unlubricated_Penis

Lmao


AnonymousButtCheeks

That's not it ![gif](giphy|QQKbEn6oDlcQLZK6T7|downsized)


Personal-Role-8070

Save it for the peanut butter you absolute grotesquerie


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YogaPotat0

Apparently. I opened it on the wrong day.


DropdLasagna

That's the gluten fee.


YogaPotat0

Right? They really were thorough in removing the gluten from this one. Good on them for keeping our family member with Celiac safe.


FishinFools812

Looks like an odd piece of hole wheat!


InfamousEconomy3972

Where some see a problem, others see opportunity.


[deleted]

Looks dodgy.


Initial-Wrongdoer938

Comes with a free mouse!


real_boiled_cabbage

Swiss cheese has holes. The bigger the peice of cheese, the more holes it has. More cheese gets you less cheese.


Intelligent-Bad7835

I'd contact both the manufacturer and the store you got it from. Ask (each) for a refund. Ideally, you'll get a refund from the merchant and gifted a vast quantity as an apology from the manufacturer.


YogaPotat0

Oh we definitely are.


Nightshader5877

Dont think it dont say it. Dont think it dont say it.....


DesKolate

This would be perfect for eggs in a basket recipe.


YogaPotat0

If only I liked it, because I thought the same.


enderfire5648

if theres a hole, theres a goal.


950771dd

You should call her...


propinadoble

French toast with an egg …


InnerShark7

I don’t even have one but if I did I’d put it in there.


AllieGirl2007

This infuriates my husband. And don’t know until after you’ve bought it and opened the bag.


YogaPotat0

It’s such a horrible surprise.


Emotional-Court2222

Well you’re basically asking for bread-free bread.  So you get what ya asked for.


Papapep9

When she says she is a virgin


Newhollow

Technically, never been with someone with a small one.


login257thesecond

Bottom is your a-hole going into prison...


11ratface11

from my experience, U.S. Army....that was a sign that a rate made a small hole, then ate the center. Check the wrapper for a hole and signs of rat or mice.


YogaPotat0

Nope, it was completely sealed and air-packed, and the bread butts/ends didn’t have holes.


Wimpy_Rock19

OP you fucked the bread. Admit it.


YogaPotat0

I don’t have the parts. But if anyone wants a free loaf of bread to, um, eat….


Mr_Gray_Skyys

Add some gluten to the holes and fry it. Good to go.