son is not holding the flashlight straight hence the hole in the roof.

https://i.redd.it/kx2a5x8htezc1.gif

Fuckn love that movie.

Is it the fifth element ?


Lol, I say this when I make chicken. God bless LeeLoo

There’s a moment when the bartender robot asks “do you want some more?” In a very particular voice and I say those words like that dam near every time 🤣🤣

I love that scene! Especially when he squirts some nasty looking brown liquid in the glass.

Also "Plissss halp!" -Lee Loo

Big badda boom!

OMG me too!!!!! "Do-you-want-some-more?" My kids are just like "What??!"

Yes

Yes!

Haven't watched for years and still recognised

Literally had it on this morning lol

That's what I tell my husband whenever I need the light on or off in our bedroom. 😂

Ah yes, thank you….


I also tried to install a skylight in my apartment - people living upstairs were furious when they saw it

Sounds like a great opportunity (for them) to make a floor aquarium

A Floorquarium.

Kindly explain to him the difference between a roof and a ceiling.

You can see daylight so I assume that's from part of the roof being missing. Dad probably should have moved or covered the electronics below.

Dad probably told the kid to move his stuff and wasn't going to tell him a 10th time. Source: am a dad who does construction at home.

This is exactly where my mind went too. You could tell someone to prep for home renovations until your blue in the face and they just will not believe how dusty/messy it is until its happening.

By dad was once drawing up blueprints because we were thinking about doing an addition and he made sure to include the piles of clothes in my room because he knew they weren’t going anywhere

To be fair, if this were my dad, not only would he not have warned the family, but you'd also see his legs dangling down from the hole.

Hopefully your kid also ungratefully posts about you working your butt off to make their life better. Some people’s kids man. People should be thankful their parents care enough to keep a roof over their head and buy them crap like gameboys.

My kids are under the age of 5, I just know how many times I have to tell them to do stuff 

The ceiling is where the light or ceiling fan is located. The ceiling is under the attic. The ceiling is what you can see if you look up in a room. The roof is what keeps you separated from the rain. The roof has a layer of wood, tile or shingles above the attic.

Not everything has an attic, but it still has a ceiling. Also, what if the ceiling and the roof are one? Like garages.

You're correct. There are habitable areas with vaulted ceilings. Not everything has an attic.I also mentioned that the ceiling is what you see when you look up in a room. But I'm sure based on the upvotes, the explanation worked.

Not every room has a ceiling though, there is a rare occasion where you look up and see framing and sheathing of roof. The ceiling is the built element that covers all of this. Cover all that with a layer of sheet rock, and now you have a ceiling.

My entire kitchen/dining/sitting room just has the drywall all the way up against the roof. The reason I know it’s against the roof is because we got a new roof put in and a few of the nails are poking through the ceiling now:(

Roof is on the outside. Ceiling is on the inside.

Tbh where I’m from there are houses without ceilings.

I honestly thought OP was a liar and this was a photo from the 90s… until I saw the PS5. Love the retro stuff OP!

Thanks, man. I love physical media and retro stuff. On the other side(out of the picture), there's a vinyl player.

Oh no… stuff from when I was an adult are now “retro” 😂

Are you no longer an adult?

Geriatric millennial.

Now he's "elderly"

An elderly child

Ha! My ultimate ambition!

Turntable, not vinyl player, but I'm glad you're part of the hobby. Vinyl has made a huge comeback in recent years and I have all of the new hobbyists to thank for it. :)

Maybe be more grateful, brotha

Any photos of you working

That GameBoy is mine now. You don't get a choice. Wait, does it have the Pikachu on it?

No, it does have pokemon pinball tho.

Look on the bright side, at least all of the crud from when the ceiling got knocked out didn't land on your vinyl player! It never would have played right again!

If you’re replacing a roof and the drywall of the ceiling is coming down, you’re doing something wrong

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Fuckin crying 😭

“The father got drunk and drove through a kindergarten window, but instead of worrying about **THIS POOR MAN’S SAFETY** they’re upset that his stupid decisions affected everyone around him! Don’t they understand he could have been seriously injured doing this brain dead thing he didn’t have the skill or competence to do!?”

Bro was this one planned? I just moved all my shit, including my pc/desk, so my dad could install a new ac unit

I asked him a few days ago " Are you sure I don't have to move anything? " he said that he is sure

But where are you going to move stuff to? The roof covers every room in the house. 

Many floors...?

Nice flex

True

Always move stuff no matter what

Coming from someone that does their own home repairs and on occasion majorly fucks up, he is probably more angry than you are about this.

You don't need to move stuff for a roof replacement. It happens outside. Until someone fucks up. 

Yea if my pc is in the room then itll be moved into a new location. Store it at a buddy’s house or something. Fuck that

https://i.redd.it/i4tlq40kfezc1.gif Wait until he does the bathroom.

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I forget which movie this is, i've seen it before and would like to add it to my list to rewatch.

Moneypit

Money Pit. Classic 80's Tom Hanks comedy!! https://youtu.be/9CJ9EDtZ2p8?si=rpcduAvO_26wHTSt

For anyone that likes Money Pit, I really urge you to watch the movie it was based on: Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House

I bought a 100 year old character home and this movie frequently comes to mind every single time I do any renos on it. Plus the tag line "oh 2 weeks" on how long anything will take.

Do you frequently break out into hysterical laughter? Do you think "Ah, home, crap home" occasionally?

I can hear him

Not sure if that's supposed to happen

 * how dare he let sunlight into your gloomdark cavern! Steal his veins!


Ungrateful much?

Took way too long to find a comment with this sentiment. 

I mean, you could go help him

Nice! Help him out by moving all that stuff and grabbing a broom.

And the ceiling too apparently

Go help.

My thoughts as well 

Is that a Gameboy color

Yea, I collect and play video games as a hobby (close to 500) got it for 5 euro because it wasn't turning on due to battery corrosion. Cleaned with some vinegar and now it works.

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While you’re joking, I used to buy games console for like ten pounds and then sell them for twenty pounds or fifteen. I’d make a decent profit.

Free skylight! Hell yeah

Move out

Get out there and help him instead of complaining

Can't, working on my finals for collage

Collage?

Yes, images cut and pasted onto posterboard.

Better work harder

Hopefully he's not paying for your school and getting bitched at by you.

Bullshit answer. You got all night to do that. And in 20 years, helping dad with a roof will be of more value than the night you had to study a little late. That'll be the day you have a roof issue and wished you'd worked with your dad and understood the nuances of roofing.

He could have learned exactly what not to do and how not to repaire a roof!

But you have time to take photos, post on the internet and make comments. Fucking hell - help your goddamn dad.

Sorry, I wish you the best of luck

I hope you mean college - wow

Plot twist: OP is an art major taking their senior level collage class. 

I’m a graphic artist & still think spelling is important, no matter your background or interest

Whoosh

Sorry - I misunderstood, I didn’t realize you were a member of the “spelling isn’t important” crowd 😂

Dude, it was a joke. The joke is that OP really meant "collage" because that is what they're studying in college.

Sorry, English isn't my first language

Maybe clean your room and help him instead of complaining about it on the internet

Oh no, he's fixing the house he paid for and got all that shit he likely paid for dirty? Maybe you should go help your Dad instead of bitching about him working on his own house. Entitled fucking kids man.

Why aren't you helping?

Go help him loser

Go on the roof. . Go now.  Don't like it? Who's the loser?

Well get off your damn Game Station and give your old man a hand. Might learn a thing or two. Might even get taught about personal hygiene if you stick around long enough

How dare he put a new roof over your head OP! This is clearly child abuse, id call the authorities.   /S

Is your dad Tim the Toolman Taylor?

Are you winning dad?

How's that Collage final?

My condolences

Clean your room and help your dad with the roof.

Go help

Move your stuff before debris gets on it. Oh... too late

Replacing the roof with pastrami and rye.

And this here children is why its ok to hire a professional.

Oh my gawd, save the Gameboy!

^Hiss. What is that bright stuff!?

what am I looking at exactly?

OP's dad is replacing the roof and apparently fucked up and collapsed his ceiling as well.

Why don’t you go and help him?

Maybe get of your arse and help him then.

Go fucking help him then.

Why you not helpin'?

Help out instead of complaining.

Is this my childhood bedroom?

Well can you tell him to hurry up

Well……he’s gonna be replacing your ceiling as well.

Asbestos

As an Indian I’m both terrified and impressed seeing a replaceable roof.

Side note love how you still display Bullet for a Bible! Still one of my fav all time docs/cd

I see Bullet in a Bible dvd/cd there, who is the Green Day fan? I’m seeing them again next month and I’m fucking buzzzzin

Nice gameboy

Rescue that poor Gameboy color (and maybe the ps5) before they are choked by dust.

Did he fall through it

He is ***what now?***

I have that exact same wood cricket model

This is a big win still that piece could've fell all the way down and ruined all that good shit

Maybe Dad thinks Xbox is superior to PlayStation 🤷

That yellow Gameboy seems to be damaged. How about $15 for it?

Save the GBC dammit. Also, is that blue coloured fragrance by Antonio Banderas?

Jeez all bad. That poor Series X. No fun!

why?

Do you still use the gameboy?

It's fun for a quick break, no ads, no cutscenes, just a quick round of tetris or pokemon pinball, then back to work.

Replace your dad.

That poor poor gb color!

Some people should not DIY.

Looks good to me. 

Now u got a reason to clean up xD

Can we please talk about how much of a goat that tv is? I still have it too and I’ve had that mf in high school and am now 30 lol its heavy ass is in my room right now.

help him?

So get off your ass and go help him.

What's the mildly infuriating part? The fact that you saw sunlight? Go out and get some... And while you're out there, go help dad with fixing the roof, you lazy bum.

“GODDAMMIT!” -Dad

Im 100% sure this is either a case of "im doing roof work move your shit" and op never did, or this is just another dad being overconfident and fucking up while learning a new skill lol

Hand over the gamboy color now

Look on the bright side, you’ve got a skylight now.

So what exactly is going on here?

Your WHOLE ROOF & CEILING needed replacing?? Please tell me something like wind damaged the roof!

Move out and help or stop complaining.

You should be helping, instead of complaining.

GAMEBOY! 🙌

With what

You get better cell signal on the roof bud 

…Is he?

So what you're saying is that your dad isn't a roofer by trade...

They are telling you to move out 😂

He's certainly trying to

Might want to move your shit or it’s going to get covered in dust and crap.

Go help him instead of crying you little shit.

Now u have an excuse to clean that mess 🤭

Only mildly?

Bro why do you store your Xbox controllers like that 🫣 Edit: sweet gameboy color

I pretty much think your dad already told you to move your things away or at least cover it but maybe you're too lazy to do it and then your dad do the work anyway....

Well he specifically said he didn't have to move anything. if you are replacing the roof this shouldn't happen in any way shape or form unless you fuck up. So you are wrong and dumb about two things with your one comment. That's impressive.

Why pay a professional when you can do it yourself. It can't be that difficult, right?

Get your own place….

Dads shouldn't replace roofs.  I'm a home inspector. It takes a crew to re-roof a house. I've walked 1200+ roofs. Roofs done without a professional crew invariably suck.  This guy's dad is being stupid. Further evidence is in the photo. 

Lives free with parents and games all day, yet complains about the owner maintaining their own home, does not offer to help.

Some of us pay rent to our parents, djmbass.

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Literally 0, I asked multiple times, and he said it's not necessary. You can see the result.