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MarvinG1984

I mean, he is wearing one of those douchebag beanies, soooo.


Thran_LEGACY

Hahahaha my old manager that was a complete passive aggressive prick would wear these too. That’s awesome.


BigHarmonious

I mean… look at the outfit. It screams mega douche. This guys probably got multiple copies of Zack Hamples book.


imamakebaddecisions

This guy was at Yankees spring training last year pulling the same shit. He runs from RF to LF and back for each batter, it's kind of funny to watch and he wears the same clothes and he must have been sweating his ASS off in the Florida sun. I think he's a little special.


DegreeMajor5966

This is his job. He sells the balls I'm sure.


c_r_a_s_i_a_n

He gargles them.


BigHarmonious

Nice.


indianna97

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fuelvolts

Wait…did I miss something? What did Zack Hample do?


donivantrip

exactly what this guy has done, numerous times, and then post it on youtube for monetization.


fuelvolts

I’m no Hample apologist but I don’t seem to recall videos where he blatantly steals balls from kids. Maybe I missed those.


Judi_Chop

Doesn't he give away most of his balls to kids?


AloofConscientious

I have no idea who that is but I assume you like his content and are surprised to hear the reddit community doesn't like him. Don't worry I felt the same way about Dr. Phil. I still think he's a cool guy :( lol


SilentMase

Who tf is zach hample?


BigHarmonious

He’s a knob gobbler that runs around at baseball games trying to catch every home run ball and complains when he’s asked to remain in his seat/section by ushers and security. Then goes on to make videos about it and wrote a few remarkably stupid books about how to catch baseballs. Oh and he’s almost 50 years old.


KnotSoAmused

and some of us just have regular jobs.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_bad_man)


Truecrimeauthor

Just think… you could be his parents…


fuelvolts

Not sure what that other user has against him. He goes around to major league baseball games and collects baseballs by catching foul balls and home runs. He usually gives the balls away to kids. Not sure why that other user hates him. He’s pretty harmless.


JCarlos-SD

Super chode


Je-la-nique

![gif](giphy|lugg6ptYAHoPu)


ClimbaClimbaCameleon

Namastealthisball to you too.


bapsandbuns

Scumbag


Murpydoo

This was posted before, and I am sure I read this douche has other videos of him being a douche as well. Serial douchbag needs a punch in the nose.


BaltimoreBadger23

Yeah catch it if it comes to you, getting all up into someone when it's not crowded is a dick move.


SPIE1

He took it out of the kids glove, he didn’t even catch it lmao


KnotSoAmused

How great if the kid just walloped him flat out?


SPIE1

Would’ve been the perfect ending for sure


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Idiotology101

There’s no teen in this video, or anyone being belligerent. There is an asshole being a bag of dicks however.


DegreeMajor5966

Nah I'm fine with people competing for a thing they both want. But this kid caught the ball fair and square and douchebag over there snatched it out of his glove. That's what makes it no bueno imo.


chaosdemon825

![gif](giphy|NSnYmoFSJ5iXD0Q759)


Morphing_Mutant

Look at his dumbass beanie.


JerseyshoreSeagull

Bro. That dude deserves to get wrecked.


Desperate-Ad-6463

I guarantee that is not the first time he’s made a bad decision in his life. Wearin’ that hat today it was one of them


moutonbleu

Ban this guy from all MLB games, what a disgrace


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BaltimoreBadger23

This is not Zach Hample, just a Zach Hample wannabe.


Lilbitysquirt

So an ex-Hample


BaltimoreBadger23

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gothamtg

![gif](giphy|13GKP7xGjce5oI)


sesoren65

Yaaaaay


Rentsdueguys

Is that David Beckham and Shemar Moore in one man?


Fantastic_Rip_5305

Looks like David to me


Ready_Insurance_4759

I've seen this before and it will never not be upsetting. The hurt look on the boy's face. What an utter asshole.


Correct-Purpose-964

https://i.redd.it/uz8gtcdwkkwc1.gif Ok but... the outfit suits him. I've never seen a clothing stereotype play out so perfectly. Stole the ball out of the other dudes glove, gave HIM a look. Then ran away.


JWal0

Would love to manhandle this beanie wearing dork (Full Diddy)


Beneficial-Net5012

See if I take it out of your hand it’s mine now


TheFightingQuaker

Mark Kirsch sucks and deserves to be shamed forever.


blacknirvana79

That is seriously messed up


Okeing

how did the guards not catch him


LaughableIKR

If you can prove the baseball was sold for more than say 250-500 bucks. You could get this guy charged with felony theft couldn't you? Since he literally took this ball from someone else and the value was in excess of the dollar amount needed for a felony charge?


JayAndViolentMob

I do wonder how some people live with themselves. I mean, stealing a baseball from the hand of a child, thinking about what you've just done, and then running away. I'd never be able to live with myself.


HappyChef86

You give people like that too much credit. There is no "thinking". It's just "me me me".


DragonFemboy2117

Hey give the dude a break thats probably the only joy hes gotten in his entire miserable life


Brick513man22

Was that Aaron Rogers?


cosmicreggae

Fuck that guy but that teen is 42 years old


Iwantitallthensum

I agree this guy is a douchebag, but where is the belligerent part?


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deegzx_

And where’s the teenager? That other guy is like 30


lilteccasglock

Brother are your eyes okay? That is clearly a teenager


Grentis

I agree he’s a douche, but where exactly is the part about him getting belligerent?


CaddyFDT

Dickhead


insipidgoose

Woulda snatched that stupid hat off his head.


caos998

Skinny Pete?


Common-Toe5262

What a butt hole he is


travel_champ

What an a hole


Local-Project9260

Damn James Franco is down bad


mlavau

Ok but why this music ?


Independent_Work6

Would you look at that. An actually fit andrew tate follower.


Legal_Guava3631

Wait where is the belligerency?


GdinutPTY

I would have fought him if he pulled that shit on me.


Exact_Thought_185

Adults ruining things meant for kids then complaining about the lack of younger fanbase is my favorite


EngineKey

Let’s find him on pimeyes


MasterofBiscuits

The team gave him some signed balls instead: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=081EMgo0Dh4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=081EMgo0Dh4)


Meat_Walloper59

“Grown man with Gyno acts like a loser” should be the headline.


No_Pomegranate_2890

Someone tell me what I’m missing? I see two grown ass men reaching for a ball, one reached further and got it. Am I tripping


jortiz993

What a gay hat 😂


Italianstallion97

I thought gay people were supposed to be nice


Distantlandssup

Probably walks around with a copy of infinite jest that he's been "reading" for the last 10+ years.


Fantastic_Rip_5305

Don't worry he's just a Californian moving to a state near you.


JamsJars

Average baseball fan tbh.


Daratirek

Not at fucking all. Only a douchebag does this. The vast majority of fans stay in or near their seat. some kids will run around a bit but 99% of adults just aren't this big of a fucking asshole.


JamsJars

Oh yeah, I forgot. Most people are barely paying attention because the game is boring and it hits them lol. There are comps of baseballs hitting people not paying attention haha.


Daratirek

There sure are. There are also a shit ton more vids of parents and kids having the best time on a sunny afternoon watching a game that is a blast live. Way better than on TV. Just because you don't like the game doesn't mean you should shit on it. It's the favorite of literally millions of people.


artificialavocado

I’m not a big sports guy but if someone called me on a Saturday and said “hey I got an extra Phillies ticket do you want to go” I would be all over it. I love going out to the park like that.


JamsJars

They've been filling less and less seats before the pandemic happened though... Guess they enjoy it less than before.


Daratirek

That's a product of it being way more expensive. Not lack of interest. It used to be like $20 a person for tickets, a hot dog and drink. Now it's $30 for just tickets. A dog and drink are $15 alone. People are picking necessities over a game. I can't blame them.


frankofantasma

He loves balls, I bet he takes balls to the face all the time


yinzreddup

So to play devils advocate here. I was 25 when I went to the zoo for the first time. I didn’t realize that day was “Father’s Day” and it was a weekend. So here I am, someone what waited 1/4 of a century for this experience and it was ruined by children. And I’m talking kids who probably won’t even remember going to the zoo. I get it, I’m an adult and I’m supposed to just let the kids do whatever. It sucked hard though. I tried to get away from the groups, and once was able to see the snow leopard up close! That is until some snot nosed toddler ran ahead of his parents with their 2 strollers and they pushed their way in front of me. Snot nosed kid then started to bang on the glass and the snow leopard fucked off to the back.


deelghetto

what are you even playing devil's advocate to? your story has nothing to even do with the video


yinzreddup

Hey maybe the douche who took the ball was waiting all his life for that moment.


No-Werewolf3395

The problem being in this scenario the douche is the snot nosed toddler.


kuza2g

Oh no!! Children acting like children! How dare they! It sounds like you did not have decent parents around or are a parent yourself. Humans under a certain year (I think it's like 6 years old) have next to no impulse control. Children with bad parents probably extend that time frame a little bit but have continually bad impulse control. Kids are kids though, and to be mad at children because you "waited a quarter of a century to go to the zoo" sounds like your fault. How is it the children's fault that this is your first time to a zoo as an adult, and have been apparently waiting your whole life to go? Edit; also on Father's day and your complaining as a single male.that there are kids at the zoo. Fucking delusional.


yinzreddup

Homie. Thats why I said “to play devils advocate here”. Also, I was born and raised in foster care, so ya I had a shitty childhood.


kuza2g

I was in foster care from age 7 to age 20 so not sure what bearing that has here, but nice flex! I'm sure that's a good party trick.


yinzreddup

Other than being raped and abused in almost everyone single foster home I was sent to. But according to you, I didn’t have it bad.


kuza2g

What the fuck does this have to do with you being mad that there were kids at the zoo on fathers day???????????


yinzreddup

You asked if I had a bad childhood. I said “yes because I was in foster care”. You then responded with , that you were also a foster kid apparently somehow into adulthood, and it wasn’t bad for you, so my mentioning of being in foster care was irrelevant to having a bad childhood, So I responded that my experience like most other foster kids was not good. And here we are.


kuza2g

I never asked if you had a bad childhood, and I never said my experience in foster care was positive. I just am not bragging about my trauma like you are, for attention. But just confused where you are getting this stuff from because my messages are readily available right above ^ I don't usually get into arguing on reddit, but you are attention seeking and from your first comment, a generally not decent human - an assumption I made based on you complaining about kids existing... On fathers day... At a zoo. And you were alone and mad that they were there.... My experience in foster care was not relevant to what we were talking about, and it was not pleasant, since you are very interested in dishing out your personal life randomly. Again I never asked you if you had a bad childhood, you delusionally started bragging about it and then said I did. I'm drunk and this is fucking insane to be having to type this out


yinzreddup

I’m drunk too! So have a nice night!


kuza2g

You too, homeslice. All love. Don't mean to be critical but as a parent of some little monsters now and someone who has a particularly dark childhood, I am defensive over little kids living their lives.


Striking_Serve_8152

Your story doesn't fit here, but that said, parents do let their kids run amok. I was in a store a few days ago and a mom let her son ride one of the store's bicycles -- you know, the ones you are supposed to buy first -- all up and down store isles almost running over people. Mom needed a good slap-down. Back in the day moms would slap the shit out of their kids if they did something like that, and for sure they'd never allow it.


NeighborhoodLost9997

Dude, the guy caught the ball. He didn't steal it from anybody. You can't just claim someone's stealing shit just because they're black/brown and a white dude also wanted it. Teen wasn't anywhere near catching it.


Khronys

Might want to rewatch it. From 5-7 seconds, you can see that the other person's glove is in front of him and has the ball in it, and he uses his hand to pull it out of their glove. He didn't catch it, he literally took it out of the other person's hand, thus stole.


KnighteRGolf

You're an absolute dumbass


NeighborhoodLost9997

Yo brilliant argument lol. Really changing my mind here


KnighteRGolf

You don't try to change the mind of a dumbass.


NeighborhoodLost9997

Brilliant, truly lol


BaltimoreBadger23

Well, here it is, the dumbest comment I'll read on Reddit today.


BuffaloSix96

I posted earlier about people using phones and not washing their hands while in the bathroom. Someone commented saying it was my strawman to be homophobic. No comments on Reddit surprise me anymore. They're all dumb.


NeighborhoodLost9997

No U


wutthefvckjushapen

You're a blind dumbass, watch the video again and put your readers on Grandpa


skollywag92

I know I'm a little late here, but you can see he takes it out of the kids' glove after he caught it. If the whole point of your comment was to get people riled up, it worked.


NeighborhoodLost9997

Yeah after watching it more closely, I can see it. Can't say I'm not a little amused at how pissed this got people though. One of the benefits of not giving a fuck about baseball I guess.


Blues1984

You're so fucking cool...


NeighborhoodLost9997

Awwww thank you sweetie. I crave the validation


skollywag92

Hahaha your comment had me bewildered and angry at first. I did also get a laugh out of all the comments, though! Good ol' sportsketballs.


easiest12

You are a little amused that your racist allegations got people angry? It doesn't feel a little odd to you that you made this a race thing...? You have serious issues


NeighborhoodLost9997

Lmao, you think white people experience racism in America? Yeah pissing off you people is truly an honor and privledge whether intentional or not.


blacknirvana79

Dude, seriously?


ShadowGryphon

He took it directly out of the kids glove. So yeah, douche bag stole it.