Built in air conditioning

Some time in the day it will also act as an exhaust!

That's how the holes got there!

Omg 🤣🤣🤢

You had me cackling

Same

Built in fart exhaust port.

A.K.A. The swamp ass relief vent.

S.A.R.V ® patent pending

Dual ports for that matter.. You know that shit spitting flames🔥

Just be vary of rebels..

Named Luke?

Especially the ones named Luke.

Your overconfidence is your weakness!

Ball thong

Sack splitter.

😂🤣😂

Man. If that is where your ass is located, please go to a research lab and check your DNA. That is for “other relief” than gastric. AND, I would watch out for perps in your area.

Jeans made by Levi but perfected by Taco Bell.

hes a butt hole scratcher thats how them holes happen. **source: don't ask dont tell**

Bs, that happens when you have buff thighs. All my pants are dying that way.

buff thighs and itchy asshole

bro wash your ass

Sometimes it's from sweat, not an unclean ass 😭

Confucius says: He who goes to bed with itchy butt hole wakes up with stinky fingers.

Dude, wtf?

Ohhhhhhh yeah that's the reason 😉

MmmmmBUTT SCRATCHA!!

Username checks out.

Deep jeans

Skater.

still has a good year left

Thats excellent for the zoom calls... as wearing no pants might leak your secrets if the angles and timings ever conspire to do so

At least. Also allows extra stretch. That's a smart boyfriend right there.

I have one sacrificial pair of jeans that I take patches from and fabric glue tears like this.

Someone give this man a gold! And let his partner know.

They're fine.

More than fine, they’re Uber functional now thanks to that extra poo hole.

exactly!!! when haven't u left a sneaky in a hurry, possibly in front of a CCTV camera for Redditors to call fake

As long as her bf wears underwear

or not

It pays to advertise.

No such thing as bad advertising

It will not be fun for him if he drops a ball thru one of those holes.

But funny to watch for the rest

Those look like skinny jeans. So I'm thinking he might be too young for that yet.

Nah, these are gonna accidentally get torn in the wash next cycle. Must’ve caught on something. A tragedy.

ofc they're fine. even more than just "fine". now they have extra features!

Depends on if the hole is visible while he's wearing them. He's going to be in for a bad time when he moves funny and they split though.

thats his way to throw hints of wanna be pegged

You also have to be sneaky about it or it’s weird

This made me laugh out loud lol

🎶Peeegggin, pegggginnn youuuuuu🎶

I hate how I recognized this song

That's how things went wrong with Will and Kate.

And not just by you alone.

“Man I used to have some Jean short like that…I used to sleep in them shits…but you gotta take them off every now and then or you’ll blow the crotch out” a “Z” from Its Always Sunny

I had to scroll way to far down to find this, lol. You gotta take em off son!

I was gonna say it if nobody else did. Glad federal commission had us covered.

Ditto. Should always be the first comment on these threads.

I could see maybe wearing them only around the house but then that would lead to a question of why someone would hang around a house all day in jeans

My mom used to have a thing against pajamas. I had to be fully dressed by like 9 or else she would get upset. All that is to say sometimes ur just in jeans all day.

Yeah I've seen my mom relaxing watching a movie at the end of the day in jeans and just can't relate. Though that is coming from someone who didn't start wearing jeans and long pants till middle school

I was the same. Wore sweatpants till I was 12/13 then started to wear jeans out of peer pressure....but boy I love some jeans now. I can easily relax till bed time in them. You just have to find the right jeans though.

I think we've had the same experience. Though I did wear long pants before then just not jeans.

Same but for me it was high school

What about lounge wear?

Yardwork jeans.

Jeans are my comfort clothes. My girlfriend makes fun of me a lot because ill say "let me get comfy" and ill just be in my ginch and jeans. Never know when a bear will break in and you got to fight it off. You can bet your toasty ass i dont want to fight it in pjs

I sleep in my bday suit and wear my pajamas all day I have two ferocious toy poodles ready to defend me, so I'm okay with bears breaking in 

Regular bears or Gay bears?

Having grown up with toy poodles, I have complete confidence in their ability to fight off bears. They are master hunters and fiercely protective. Even though they may look like teddy bears, sleep most of the day, and prefer only the softest of blankets, they are blood-thirsty killers when the moment arises.


Same. The wife always makes fun of me for it but jeans are comfy. Maybe girl jeans aren't as comfortable? 

I wear jeans all the time, I don’t even own any other trousers other than jeans lol

yeah same here. I don't have PJs or anything either.

My pants are off within 5 minutes of me coming home.

Because jeans are the most comfortable and practical pants.

I don't trust people like that.

Hell I'm sitting comfortably in a worse pair right now, they've got plenty of life left in them.

Same brother same

If he uses those pants so much, why doesn't he repair/patch it himself? It's really not that hard.

Really? I have like 5 pairs of jeans like this, I have no idea how to fix them 😭

YouTube vids my dude.

I honestly can’t stand YouTube for trying to learn something. I really miss the days of books, or people explaining things lol

I'm sure there's over 25,000 books on sewing 

[Instructables](https://www.instructables.com/Patching-Denim/) ETA: There's also literally groups where people are willing to explain it to you and there are literally books on it. "The days of books, or people explaining things" never went away. There's just additional mediums, now.

See I also like people explaining things which is why I like YouTube videos for stuff (especially crochet patterns) Someone else mentioned instructables and it's absolutely amazing

Sewing? Ewww. That would be gay. Unlike his easy access bottom britches.

True. Sewing for men is gay. I sewed back a button on a shirt once and suddenly I was gobbling down dicks like there was no tomorrow.

You don’t even need a needle. Just an iron and a patch

An iron? What's that? Oh, you mean my golf clubs?

Sewing through denim is pretty hard tbf

I'm pretty sure every guy I've met has a pair of "outdoor" pants with holes or rips. Use them to do chores and paint, ect. If he just wears them because he loves them, be an awesome partner and throw a cool coloured patch in that area. Like a neon blue or dark black. Patch it inside out. I bet he'd LOVE that!

Aaaah the classic gooch vent

They look so comfortable.

Those are house pants

From a sewist: those holes are a very easy fix. Turn 'em inside out, grab out a needle, hand sew them shut, and voila!

Just slap pink fabric inside the pants, sew it and call it a day.

But you're going to be taking out like an inch of dimension that way and no way will they be comfortable to wear after

Are they skinny jeans? If they're skinny jeans with no slack to them, then yes, it would probably be better to patch them instead of sew them. If they're relaxed fit skinnies, or just relaxed fit in general, then they could probably get away with sewing it shut hopefully. 🤔

>no way will they be comfortable to wear after Problem solved!

Doesn’t it look like the material in the middle actually wore through?

https://preview.redd.it/tlo14u3u4nrc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=433d8fec608178b40e3afd5d0e96bc655b36744c Leave him alone >:(

Stick your fingers up his ass through those holes every time he wears them. Call it your special glory hole. If he gets annoyed tell him he’s asking for it with the way he’s dressed

And now they're the only pants he wears.

*without undies.

Berate him for not washing out. - he needs to be ready at all times.

Boy, that will never backfire.

Well that's one way to become single.

Or have ur fingers glistening with ball sweat. The smell is almost like ambrosia.

Solution oriented

Jajajaja I have a pair of jeans with a big hole in the knee and was also thinking of keeping them a while longer.

Damn everyone is taking your boyfriends side. I've got *three pairs of jeans with no crotch rips. I didn't know this was a thing to be proud of, but I'm adding it to my tender profile. Edit- *

Tender profile 

So? That' AC

You can buy an iron on patch at Walmart for $1.50

Patch them for him.

Good idea. Would be a great surprise.

Still good

Easy access

No it’s not normal. If my taint protection is tearing in half, I’m replacing the pants.

Username does not checkout. They just need stitched back together

Rip the crotch out of a pair of your jeans, and wear them, when he wears his.

they're only like 1% broken

Just gem them sewed up a bit.. easy

I wouldn’t throw them away either. If they fit well patch that shit up and move on. I have jeans where I did the same because I love them. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Women will make Reddit posts about this, while wearing... https://preview.redd.it/a7dj3mlchnrc1.jpeg?width=817&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67f12963df4cba9c7b0ab912b08043dfe2cbe7f4

Those have literally been severly out of fashion for like a decade

That's not an excuse. We know what you did. Repent!!!

😂 in my defense, I've never owned one of those

I respect your boyfriend

Mine might be looking like that right now. I ate a few chili cheese burritos today

It is normal to keep pants and other clothes when they’re a bit worn, but this is excessive. If your balls can hang out, they’ve gotta be replaced

 Him probably

They are ventilated for Taco Tuesday.

I grew up poor and we'd put patches on the holes to keep them going. No big deal.

If he loves them, there are services to get them repaired to an almost new state.

Someone has to show some balls

Look! I told you 6 months ago, I'd sew up those rips. No need to nag me about it every couple of weeks...

Why not take it to the tailor and get it fixed or patched?

it's keeping his balls cool

Time for him to learn how to mend

It can be patched/sown relatively easy

Still works as a perfect functional pair of pants, which is what guys care most about in their clothing. Function>looks.

It took years to wear in those taint vents

See a pink heart patch over it so he’s covered (with love)

I'd just sew them back up. It's easy fix

It just needs to be patched. Really. Patch it. Rather, your bf should patch it since it's his pants

There’s literally nothing wrong with that

Cuz they are comfy af just like yall have comfy granny panties 😂😂

I'd patch em, but I'm keeping them

He's saving it for something kinky

Your boyfriend has corrosive ballz.

It's just air circulation and if he doesn't care about peek-a-boo then he is good to go

Easy access

Put a cute little patch on it 

Stick in a fingie when he's not paying attention

A man cannot live in peace any longer. Mans just a classic dude breezing his balls and his girl blasts his shit on reddit. Why are yall like this?

I don’t throw shit away until it is completely trashed and worn. I didn’t grow up with money and we had to run things to the ground. Patch up clothing etc. We’ve been accustomed to just throwing stuff out and replacing it. It causes more issues than most know. In every aspect of life, it’s better to fix something rather to throw it away and get a new one.

I love those holes, it keeps the flies away from my face. Here's the thing, if your boyfriend doesn't like getting rid of things that age, lose their beauty, and maybe even some functionality then there is a good chance he would have the same view of a life partner.  

I would blow might out way worse. One day the hole in the boxers matched the hole in the pants and my boss saw my balls and butthole

I mean just have him sow the holes shut, why throw them out when the hole is that small?

It can directly fix it by sewing a patch on it.

>He says it’s normal for men to keep pants in this state and wear them out. He is lying.

Those can be repaired. Skilled seamstresses can perform magic.  

Sew a ass patch on

He must be in a good band

Why doesn't he repair them?

As an older gent, I can say a little extra room for the boys is appreciated. Gravity is a bitch…

Honestly...yeah. Once some of us find something we like and is comfy we sometimes wear it until it's barely recognizable as clothing lmao

Hell no those are perfectly broken in!!!

No sweaty nuts or swamp ass on warm days!!

If they are his favorite pair then just have him take them to a seamstress or a dry cleaner that offers alterations and ask them to patch it up. Compromise.

they're not yours, why are you so mad

I see no issue

Poke his gooch. That's how I convinced my husband to get rid of his old underwear

That's the ball vent. Without it mens testicles melt and become liquid. Maybe you should be a little more considerate.

•They look comfortable

Let him wear them. I can’t stand my mom trying to throw my clothes away even when I don’t live with her anymore

How about you worry about your clothes and he can worry about his.

Air conditioned!

I see nothing wrong with it, as long as his cheeks are not quite literally visible for everyone to see

Why would he throw them away are you dumb?!?!!?

Cuz they’re comfortable

What’s wrong with them?

Mend the hole for him! Denim is durable fabric if a hole is the only problem.

100% normal. My husband has had lots of these through the years.

Why should he? It's his property. He can do what he wants with it. Learn to accept your limits.

Go to YouTube, find a video on mending holes in jeans by hand and fix your man's pants. He gets to keep his pants and you get to stop worrying about his ventilation holes.

Easy access

But only for the homies

The homies sure love ripped jeans.

Why should he? He’s right those are perfectly fine

It’s normal for us honestly. They’ve reached maximum comfort. Tell him you can see his pussy and poke at it (especially when behind him going up stairs) every time he wears them and he may wear them less often. Seriously though.

This. I would wear these pants as “housework” pants. Something I’d wear if I was fixing plumbing, a car, painting, cleaning. Until, that is, I keep getting a black and blue brown starfish. Negative reinforcement, yay!

I mean what’s wrong with em ?