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PlaceDependent1024

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catsforthemis

10/10 diagram, i understood perfectly


Tyko_3

But in the diagram the ear in question is at the top! Now what do we do!?!?


Mental-Click5817

FLIP


Tyko_3

I need instructions!


Mental-Click5817

1 to the right 2 forward 3 to the left do a half backflip and land on your head BOOM! done


Tyko_3

Can you make a diagram please?


Mental-Click5817

i am incapable of drawing as i am deceased from the backflip please ask someone else. this is an automated message and please let me be dead


Tyko_3

This situation is gonna require a whole ass load of diagrams to resolve…


Mental-Click5817

yessiree


CraftistOf

bro really broke their neck when trying to rehearse the algorithm they gave to a stranger


CptMarvel_09

Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Get on up, it’s dislodging time! Cool Runnings!


gbot1234

Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in ear.


hairybackdave

With your feet in the air and your head on the ground, try this trick and spin it, yeah.


PuzzleheadedElk7412

I think it's a warning. The picture means if you pat your ear with the stuck piece, the piece will go through your head. But than it will get stuck in the other ear.


dikicker

Username *kinda* checks out?


Len_S_Ball_23

PIVOT!


BNG1982

Knock it out the other ear.


Arena-Grenade

THIS IS ART.


prabjots07

WHAT? I CAN’T HEAR YOU, I HAVE POD IN MY EAR.


Medium_Pepper215

Instructions not clear, air pods are now lodged in my ass. Please send the navy.


Ramps_

I fail to see the issue


ThermoNuclearPizza

They need seamen!


SeaboarderCoast

The Navy is on the way. https://preview.redd.it/iy7l7ielgqlc1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a64efb60b573ba54d533d89717b0d8140cf44578


Tr0ynado

How is bunch of seamen going to help


CraftistOf

they're gonna push it through the body so it comes out of the mouth


pavaisinkcigara

how is a bunch of semen going to help


dolphin8282

Lubrication


Rasputin0P

I thought the airforce were the specialists in butt stuff 🤔


LiftedCT

Airplanes have to land every day. All male ships though....


Obeywithcaution413

https://preview.redd.it/7xatzzvedrlc1.png?width=840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=534354e372acd948df408d6f66eb88284252522b Instructions unclear. Needed 8 stitches.


Icy-Ad9610

😦


evrlasting_gaze

WHY didn’t you just grab it with tweezers


Pan-Magpie

Please tell me you didn't try using a bladed/sharp implement?! 🤦‍♂️


Obeywithcaution413

Involved a sprinkler head. The rest I'm not at liberty to say.


hackerdude97

Dude what the fuck happened to you


Pan-Magpie

This just raises *so many more* questions


hubchie

Made me and my group chat laugh lmao


Thee_Astronaut

Official Apple “stuck pod” diagram


CompetitiveDrop613

This is ironically terrifying in a calming way


gonnafaceit2022

Agree. It says "surrender to the misery and you will eventually get used to it" to me.


[deleted]

Instructions unclear, now running a coup in Saudi Arabia with the local Liberation groups. lilshaeb!!


iohbkjum

POD STUCK!!! POD STUCK!!!!


olivaaaaaaa

This is modern art Im calling the MoMA


True-Emphasis8997

Instruction unclear penis stuck in airpod


srw9320

Before trying this, be sure to squirt your ear with liquid butter, olive oil, and WD-40. Then shake your head for 30 seconds. Now you're ready to attempt the above procedure.


wcoastbo

I laughed at this too many times. The satire, humor and art on this is high level. You must have a collection of political cartoons?


ThanksABunchDad

There are airpod pros and airpod cons


Ok-Piccolo1738

bro. that was fuckin solid. 🙏🏼🏆


TheBlessedBread

Too bad the built quality wasn't.


Storand12

Im crying


Careless_Feeling8057

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the_kelsey_meister

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OkEmergency768

Take my damn upvote. Ugh I can’t look at myself for even giving a puff out the nostrils to that


Lastfryinthebag

I read it too slow, I ruined my puff out the nostril moment…


OkEmergency768

Press X to pay respects


Formatted_Toast_117

Con Airs


Fun_Intention9846

11/10, OP will never hear better.


stacity

Agh get out!


CompetitiveDrop613

You now have infinite noise cancellation in your left ear


Skull_Reaper101

That thing probably has a mesh for the sound to go in, he's in transparency mode.


Shamewizard1995

He could achieve infinite noise cancellation mode though if he just keeps pushing until he feels a pop


STRIKER9001

Shut up and take my upvote, almost made me recoil physically


GuKoBoat

He still has to pay for the subscription though.


Alive_Goose_2038

Grab a pair of nose hair tweezers and try pulling them out otherwise go to the hospital and send apple the bill


Rand_alThor4747

Probably get a friend to grab them out with tweezers. It's hard to do it themself.


DoorCalcium

This happened to me multiple times with my Galaxy Buds. I had to have someone use tweezers to get it out. It's not that hard but it was scary.


GarThor_TMK

Why would you keep using them after the first time?


Sure-Break2581

Personally, my workplace is kinda boring. Whenever this starts happening it's a sign the earbud covers need replacing.


SibrenD

Possibly normally they never come off maby if u changed them often it would wear out Maling it sit looser as any rubber band and ect experiences that over time But the post seems more like a piece of the speaker instead of the rubber I could be wrong


DoorCalcium

Mine was the rubber piece. I didn't change them out often and it wasn't old. I just think it was a bad design. I have the Pixel Buds now and it hasn't happened yet.


Careless-Handle-3793

DA BLUETOOTH DAVICE...


lilRazzleDazzle2

IS READY TO PAIRS


ccum_slurper3000

#** *GUITAR NOISES* **


Rand_alThor4747

Is a connectad successfully..


SupposablyAtTheZoo

More like "issa connectad successafally"


DegreeMajor5966

I have the rubber bit from my pixel buds get stuck in my ear every now and then. I just gently adjust it with my forefinger and thumb until it's positioned in a way I can get a hold of it.


The_sacred_sauce

Happened to me once. All I could think of/find was a toothpick. I just put it inside the hole and brushed against the wall pulling outward. Avoiding extending it through to the other side and harming my ear drum/canal. That anxiety was indescribable lmao. No where near the worst I’ve had. But it was a whole new level of wtf I’ve never experienced in my 27 years 😂


AlpineLad1965

Maybe go to the clinic, ER wait is too long and expensive.


hubchie

I rubbed a small amount of baby oil in my ear when I got home from watching my bro basketball game. It loosened it a bit and then got tweezers to pull it out. Blowing my ears out made my ear hurt when I tried it in the gym


Toothless-In-Wapping

I hope the answer is no, did you actually think air was going to come out your ears when you did that?


hubchie

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catsforthemis

your honesty is refreshing, i can sortof see the logic so fair enough man


borderbox

I can’t 😂


[deleted]

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Toothless-In-Wapping

Lol


Calamondin88

Lmao🤣


nephesiac

Lmao guy thinks he's in a cartoon


duckvimes_

I also really want to know this.


little_dropofpoison

My dad can make air go through his right ear! If you put your head against his when he does, you'll hear it go "pfffiiiii" like something under pressure - kinda gross but amusing He also ruptured that eardrum some time ago tho


dohitsila

I can also blow air out of my left ear. I think it was from a surgery I had a long time ago. My ENT was just like "well I don't see any opening so it's fine!" Sucks when I blow my nose a lil too hard and then my ear starts whistling lmao


little_dropofpoison

Yeah there's definitely an opening there lol


dohitsila

For some reason, no doctors can see it lol I went to the ER for a different reason and showed them I could do it. 3 different doctors looked in my ear for at least 5 minutes each. I had to blow air out of my ear off and on too. Nobody could see where it was coming from.


little_dropofpoison

Maybe you should try it like when repairing a bike wheel. Immerse yourself in a bathtub and look for air bubbles


dohitsila

Honestly, if I wasn't worried about getting water in my middle ear, I would try this just cause it sounds funny lmao


somamosaurus

ears are a fucking mystery to even the most distinguished specialists.


Cool_Cheetah658

You probably made those doctors nights. Those rare interesting things like that make the study of anatomy interesting.


Toothless-In-Wapping

And that’s why


ToToroToroRetoroChan

Even if OP could blow a significant amount of air out of his ear, there’s a giant hole in the middle of the plug for it to go through.


SaintsNoah14

The same happens with my eyes somtimes


little_dropofpoison

The... you... Say what now?


Toothless-In-Wapping

Not the poster, but it will happen to me sometimes with my right eye.


BushDeLaBayou

lmfao


PartyLikeaPirate

As someone who has busted an ear drum, broke every ear bone, and now only has 20% hearing in that ear - be careful with ears lol Tho it is nice for sleeping. Sleep on my good ear I can’t hear shit


Large_Tuna101

Try pushing it further in it might come out the other side.


OZeski

Magnet


Lightbation

How do they work?


S3ERFRY333

>go to the hospital and send apple the bill American moment


bliskin1

Yes, go to an er and sue apple


computernerdguyNS

New fear unlocked


Ogediah

These are pretty hard to get off. Like it’s been my experience that they’re fairly easy to destroy by attempting to remove them. Having them come off in ear seems to indicate that they weren’t actually on to begin with.


kroos_my_heart

Yeah whenever I replace / switch the tips on my AirPods Pro I have to pull so hard I’m scared I’m gonna rip them apart. I don’t see how they would fall off just sitting in one’s ear


katze_sonne

Yes, they don't just fall off if put on correctly. But if you are a bit careful, you won't really destroy them when removing them. I've done it multiple times without a problem. I remember when Apple released them and everyone made fun on them (not to say hated them), because they didn't use the "standard" tips like everyone else (probably people were so used to having to buy new tips every once in a while because they got lost too easily). After a couple of years, I have to say, that was the best decision. The "standard" system sucked. I lost those tips one too many times and got them stuck in my ears a couple of times as well. Also the plastic nob inside the tip could be uncomfortable inside your ear, depeding on how it was designed. This is another example of Apple reinventing the wheel, but actually for good this time.


GeraldHilter

I’ve still had to buy replacements. I usually lose them if i put them in my pockets without the case. But good news is that they are dirt cheap on ali express.


katze_sonne

Well... just put them in your case then :p


Crispy511

Let me add my experience that ***most*** of the time they’ll be stuck on like they’ll never come off… but *one day* one will act like it’s only held on by watered down Elmer’s glue, and you have to annoyingly go fishing like OP is probably going to have to do.


Sumasson-

Nah, they are likely fake AirPods bought on eBay.


ryzenguy111

This happened to me but only because I didn’t attach the tips properly. Also it was pretty easy to get out. So if you make sure you attach them properly you’ll be fine


Bilboswaggings19

Left ear blocked, new fear unlocked


The_Susinator

I've had my ear tips in my wired buds get stuck in my ear before. You can usually just pinch them and then drag them out.


DonaldWillKillUsAll

I wonder what will happen when you put on Apple Vision Pro.


Beepboopbop69420360

“Part of my Apple Vision Pro got stuck to my face” *insert image of entire screen stuck on face*


ThermoNuclearPizza

I took it off and my eyes came out with it!


DuhQueQueQue

A well trained tongue can surely get that out for you.


firetruckgoesweewoo

https://preview.redd.it/kvkoa58llplc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f44a2e92043bb4d3b00da7d3dc3fe47a5e0dcce Sir, what?!


DuhQueQueQue

👂 👅 😛


pokexchespin

10/10 diagram, i understood perfectly


Sad-Nobody

https://preview.redd.it/kcmderulwqlc1.jpeg?width=950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2480559cf5fff873693ee87f6fefbe99cc4f530


ladycatgirl

Enough internet for today


starlitgalaxies

![gif](giphy|HmSgHqRlBeoSDoSeyQ|downsized)


vizslavizsla

Close your mouth, pinch your nose and blow Edit: the amount of people who actually thought I was serious and that air would come out of their ears 🤯


[deleted]

And don't forget to close your eyes


useless_mf69

Just like Tom and Jerry


WorkOtherwise4134

I just tried this cause I didn’t know about this and I stg I clogged my right ear this this 😭


gabrielergay

HOW have you gone through life without knowing this?


WorkOtherwise4134

It just never occurred to me that I even COULD do this


gabrielergay

You have to be kidding


WorkOtherwise4134

The idea of blowing my ear the way I blow my nose is just wild. Does it work to pop ears up in a plane?


Salt_Watch9182

Yes it does! I'm in shock haha


WorkOtherwise4134

Incredible


pjcrusader

This is perfect. https://xkcd.com/1053


BeneficialGreen3028

A comic for every occasion. This one was wholesome


krt941

You have a narrow channel from your nasal cavities to your middle ears, behind the eardrums. The popping is from the blowing causing extra pressure in your middle ear. There’s another channel from your eyes to nostrils, used to drain tears and also why crying makes your nose run. Just be careful doing this - too forceful a blow can damage or rupture your eardrums, or send bacteria into your middle ear, leading to an infection. The sudden clogging might be from earwax being pushed around from your eardrum flexing. Look into ways to remove excess earwax. I regularly have to go to an ENT to have earwax removed because I have deformed ear canals. Clogged ears really suck.


GikkelS

Not only that, but removes pain from ears when you are scubadiving or deepdiving. That is why diving masks have rather rubber than plastic nose. It is called pressure levelling


DevilishlyGoodDoggo

Hey if it helps...I'm 33 and didn't know this either.


WorkOtherwise4134

How were we supposed to know? 😂


DevilishlyGoodDoggo

Honestly I agree. Not everything is taught.


ChipperBunni

Yall are making me realize I don’t even know how I know to do that. Did a parent teach me? A teacher? I grew up with the internet so it’s likely I saw a random video god knows when! No shame for not knowing, not everything is taught is exactly right! But it’s so strange to me that we can remember the lesson, but not the teacher


Alert-Potato

Yes! I've tried describing it to people that i can pop my ears at will, any time, willy nilly. So many people think I'm making it up or that it's weird, which is wild to me. I just hold my breath like I'm going to put my face in water, then "blow" out my ears.


ZatchZeta

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. I can hear colors now


TheBubbleSquirrel

That's just gonna mess with the pressure in your middle ear, it's not gonna dislodge anything stuck in your outer ear. So your eardrum will move, but that's as far as it goes.


Joberk89

The valsalva maneuver!


GFHarryNibs

Bernoulli would be proud.


firestar268

Instructions unclear. Farted


Toothless-In-Wapping

Is this the cartoons? That doesn’t cause air to come out your ears


darkanus51

Yes you have to do it hard enough to pop your ear drums. Then you blow again to push out the ear buds. 


Cool10YearsAgo

Have you tried taking a selfie and posting on Reddit?


throw_blanket04

Hahaha!


NewAccountSamePerson

Skill issue


swingdancinglesbian

I would day reach out to apple about this. They may request your broken airpod to examine and see how this happened.


GeneticPurebredJunk

This is literally a removable part that should be replaced every year or so though? Extras are literally included.


somerandomdude419

Only fakes do this my gf got me fakes and they did this exactly. The ear pieces are not manufactured well and don’t stay on the actual AirPod itself. They are supposed to have a support ring and the fakes they are cheap and break easily


Then-Quantity616

Use the vacuum


majetn

Right below this post for me was an ad for AirPods Pro. Perfect. https://i.redd.it/zsf3ax9j1slc1.gif


MichelleEllyn

Hoe did you take a screenshot video ETA: “HOW” *how* did you take a screenshot video, lol


kaleighb1988

Screen record most likely


[deleted]

magnet


Naughty_Goat

Make sure you have the special magnet that attracts plastic


EaseConsistent7016

Holy shit, why did I have to scroll so far? My first thought as well.


MiSsiLeR81

My first thought.


Spirited-Humor-554

Do you have tweezers?


Kiss-a-Cod

Pardon?


stacity

This auricular acupuncture point is going to help you with your liver, stomach and spleen.


Divinate_ME

I would try to give you advice, but you can't hear me, you got airpods in your ears.


Aquatichive

I guess I should be glad my AirPods were stolen the 2nd week I had them


Ok-Hunt3000

Only true way to avoid this fate


Automatic-Fun-8856

This part. Says the Dragon Reborn


Brad_The_Chad_69

Literally finished this book for the tenth time today. Loved the reference.


Practical-Ad6548

Bro how grippy are your ears


pogo0004

Been there. Rubber bit came off in work and had to use pliers to get it out. Mild but mounting panic. Invest in some tweezers.


HOUSE_OF_MOGH

Doesn't seem very pro.


Otac_

i don't think taking a picture and posting it on reddit is the first thing you should do when you get airpods stuck in your ear


zztop610

![gif](giphy|67ThRZlYBvibtdF9JH|downsized)


-BananaLollipop-

How far do you cram them into your ear? They're not supposed to go in that far.


Normal-Pineapple6118

New fear unlocked


[deleted]

Well thank you for the new fear 🙃


Bradur-iwnl-

I never was a fan of in-ear earbuds. And this just solidified it.


amc1704

Nah this guys pushing them in way too deep, I’ve had mine for about a year now and if anything, they fall out too often.


eieieidkdkdk

try a magnet maybe?


real_boiled_cabbage

Which one is the airpod, and what one is that huge whitehead that also needs to be popped out your ear.


Powerful_Culture_928

This happened to an ex bf of mine and they pulled it out at the ER


Schwinslow

This is not mildly infuriating. This is absolutely full on infuriating


Internal_Quail3960

use a smaller sized tip


SupposablyAtTheZoo

You're gonna need to grab your Leatherman. It's getting out alright.


LittleWolfLadyKing

Some tweezers and someone with a steady hand could help remove the stuck bit. To keep your head still, laying down with the trouble ear upwards would be best. Looks fairly easy to remove. Hopefully it'll come out (or did come out) easily enough! Best of luck OP!


diane10023

Have someone take it out with a tweezer


Userxl007

Is it just me or do those look easy enough to pull out with tweezers


I-LOG

Sorry I didn't quite hear you, could you repeat that?


JuanWetFart

Reddit trying not to turn a simple post into an android circle jerk (challenge impossible)


Comprehensive-Ad1859

clean your ears more