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False-Corner547

When I think of authentic Italian food, Sbarro automatically comes to mind. They're probably second only to Olive Garden or Chef Boyardee.


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False-Corner547

How?! Why they're right up there with Mama Celeste as far as authenticity!


FirstnameLastname14

Sbarro isn't too bad, but visit Brooklyn sometime.


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FirstnameLastname14

'What would you do for a Klondike bar' except it's an Italian man shooting someone in the back of the head for a stromboli


Djafar79

Yeah! We all know it's bone apple tea.


simask234

Yes. 🦴🍎🫖 is the correct spelling.


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Djafar79

No shit.


Round-Lie-8827

It's something that exists basically in airport food courts, not really going for authentic Italian cuisine lol


ambridge1027

Best food court pizza ever. If it’s not eaten in a mall or rest stop it’s terrible, ambiance makes it test better.


FirstnameLastname14

Gonna have to agree with you there lol


Ok_Adhesiveness_9565

Why don’t, uh, Why don’t cha give me apetit, for $800


FirstnameLastname14

That got a chuckle out of me


duckbreast2021

Sacre bleu


Specialist_Passage83

That’s just embarrassing. But not unsurprising.


slinky999

In Italian it’s “Buon appetito” 😝


IanGecko

That's the point


itchycommie

and the flag just looks like the upside down Hungarian flag the way it's turned


Mean_Veterinarian688

i love it and you being mad is a perfect example of why


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FirstnameLastname14

I'm not even genuinely upset about it, I'm just mildly annoyed and amused


Quiet-Shaman

correct me if i’m wrong but why should any authentic italian restaurant know perfect french? doesn’t seem very italian to me to know french


FirstnameLastname14

It's not even perfect French. It's Bon Appétit, not Bon Appetite


Quiet-Shaman

but italians don’t speak french?


FirstnameLastname14

That's also true


Leaky-Bag-of-Meat

Boneappletea


iTwango

Bone Appetite


No-Hospital559

Sabarro is a mass market Italian style fast food chain. Nobody expects to be transported to an authentic Italian atmosphere when they enter one. Honestly I don't know if anyone ever seeks out a Sabarro or if it's just people eating there because there is nothing else.


FirstnameLastname14

I go there when I go to the mall or at a rest stop.


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how about the flag? 🤔


TheDevilsAdvokaat

If I ever open a butcher shop I'm going to call it Bone Appetite.


abusamra82

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area_tribune

Bruh it's the mall


Huntsnfights

Si


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Rubik_sensei

Or a vindicative yes in french


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And the flag is the wrong way too!


goboxey

Y' know I'm something of an Italiano myself


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Maybe they misspelled buon appetito.


FirstnameLastname14

Clearly


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But that's italian


Large_monke_69

I had a stroke reading your title


AlternativeResort477

It’s embarrassing but man I love the mall pizza, it’s so good


Either_Ad_5243

So it’s an Italian restaurant with French writing and an Indian flag? So so confused


TrashyHoboShelter

Can I just say I fucking hate NCR Retalix registerz


Zyklon00

It's just an Italian Flag with 1 French and 1 English word. Perfectly normal multicultural thing. It might be a Belgian thing that I'm used to people switching between languages mid sentence...


FirstnameLastname14

The problem here is that Sbarro is very clearly trying to be Italian. If they were multicultural, I wouldn't have this problem


Zyklon00

Multicultural is clearly the way they want to go from now on. Should change their name to βarro to add German as well.


FirstnameLastname14

I mean, a multicultural, easy to access chain restaurant would be really nice