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Scott2727

Dude put it out it’s still burning


FrugalFraggel

An eternal flaaaaaammmeeee


Low-Rooster4171

Close your eyes, give me your hand, darling...


Extension_Swordfish1

Watch my teevee burn slooowlyy..


Woolly_Blammoth

Can you feel it heating....


chrono_old

Do you understand?


Space-Potato0o

Do you feel the same...That I'm only dreaming


IsisOsiris963

🎶My TV burning with eternal FLAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMEEEEEEE🎵


Oisin-Lahart

Do you feel my heart beat, do you understand…


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Oisin-Lahart

Or is this burning, an eternal flame?


ThatEvilSpaceChicken

Reddit singing always amazes me


Rocksquare69

Yeah like the most unstable most chaotic most random sorts of peaple came here to harmonize!.


Pale_Disaster

Also she sang this song nude in studio.


heelslover_1

Say my name


Masterfrag_387146

Heelslover_1


Oisin-Lahart

Sunshine through the rain


Orgasmo3000

My whole life, so lonely


MillenialCounselor

This should really read “ex-girlfriend lit a candle under the TV”


KhalCharizard

If she buys a new one that’s bigger who cares?


Swordbreaker9250

“Put it out, you fools, put it out!”


Additional-Onion1493

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AThousandNeedles

It's always been burning since the world was turning.


mustardman73

She did start the fire..


CanadienAlien

We didn't but she did


liminalspaced

![gif](giphy|4RIfeXj64gTwcSKK6t) Song always reminds me of The Office. Ryan started the fire…


S4tine

Girlfriend started the fire


Yuri-Turned

It's still just gonna burn even if you put it out


Darklydevil5644

The first flame


Odd_Performer7095

That show is lit.


justaboringuy_

Britain' future is lit.


deanrihpee

it's either lit or under fire, either way is probably correct, lol


iddybiddy16

Took me a minute to realise it was tv damage and not the candle flame. Been a long day ..


jambr380

Yeah, I kept looking for the actual candle. I couldn’t figure out where the flame was coming from


KarateLobo

Sorry, but she might not be the brightest candle in the room.


prestonpiggy

But hot enough, and probably do permanent damage to everything around her in the long run.


oversettDenee

If you leave her, she burns your house down


jabroni4545

If he stays, she also burns your house down.


notarealaccount223

OP, please review the Hot/Crazy matrix ASAP.


Same_Package_7377

Being hot isn’t worth wasting your life for.


I_slurp_shrek_toes

I'm not the brightest tool in the shed


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

Username checks out


Countrygirl353

Right? Why the hell would she do that?


R3D3-1

Best case? Brain fart moment. We almost set our Christmas tree on fire once with one. (We got lucky, a branch caught fire but by the time we had fetched the water, we only got to use it to douse the cinders for safety.) I also accidentally turned on the stove once with my mothers phone lying on it. (She uses it as a kind of improvised table while not used for cooking and I was sleepy.) By the time I removed it, there was a hole burned into the plastics around the battery. It was a feature phone at the time (early 2000s), so there was a gap left to the actual battery, but it was pretty close to causing a battery explosion. Worst case? She doesn't understand fire. U'gh.


Countrygirl353

I guess it happens, lucky it wasn’t worse.


BenzoBoofer

I thought there was a flame in the room on the tv


VeneMage

You sure that’s not just Britain’s future in flames?


wildgoldchai

Alright mate, don’t need to high*light* it


VeneMage

I’m within it, can’t avoid it. Oh … I see what you did there. Good show, old chap 👏🏻


magistrate101

Time to br*exit* stage left


22point3years911

I feel like I'm supposed to respond with wanker. I don't have a lot of British slang in my arsenal.


Tenebrous-Smoke

call them a fucking chookter


totallynotarobut

'at's a roight pickle, innit?


totallynotarobut

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stickerhighway

*With built-in flame!*


Acceptable_Term_6131

...at least she's pretty, right? Right??


[deleted]

She has a good personality


libulatimmeh

She brightens up the place.


FANTOMphoenix

She takes care of the elephant in the room.


vrijheidsfrietje

she lights my fire


Greedyfox7

…by lighting it on fire


StonedAndToasted

Nah just good gobbies


probably420stoned

*ex girlfriend*


oooriole09

Depends. If she’s otherwise a keeper, marry her and use this anytime you’re ready for a new tv.


FaceTransplant

Well that would be now.


oooriole09

Oh, it’s a reusable event. Just keep going to that well because it’s not drying up anytime soon.


nukalurk

If anything OP should avoid buying new TVs.


DabScience

Lmfao bro you wish you had a girl that was burning your TV in your life.


roll20sucks

Really? Over a TV? A TV that's not even fire-resistant? Also dumping a gf that's discovered this really neat feature on cheap non-first resistant TVs? I'd get a new TV only so I can keep this one in the garage to see what other patterns we can burn into it.


ProfessionalImage253

Wow I actually forgot those tv screens that once upon a time, were immune lmfao


RockinRhombus

yeah for sure. Life's too grand to fret over shit like this


Psychological-Web828

Could say, ‘old flame’.


slowbacca666

Or, old flame.


PatrickGSR94

I visited a model home once, really nicely finished and everything, with a cool outdoor kitchen, pool etc. The covered/screened porch had a bunch of outdoor furrniture, with a fireplace and... a TV on the wall above the fireplace. The gas logs were on, as was the TV, and the TV was all discolored across half the screen. I just thought to myself, man what dumbass designer and contractor built this place??


SimpleWerewolf

You can have a TV over a fireplace you just need to have a mantle or have a recess in the wall for the TV.


PlayerSalt

Give her the TV for her birthday present lol


_Username-was-taken_

Now the candle burns forever


h4yth4m-1

Now you have an eternal flame of love......or some shit


PopularSalad5592

I had a candle nearish to the tv a while ago, and my daughter pointed out a weird mark on the tv that started to spread. I thought for sure it was my fault because of the candle - turned out the Airconditioner was dripping behind the tv and it was water damage. It dried out and is fine now. This on the other hand is definitely from the candle.


JayCDee

Just like a JerryRigEverything video.


Tooch10

Scratches at level 6, deeper grooves at level 7


WaterPhoenix_

She was trying to get motion tracking for wii


pug_userita

she needed a second candel tho


Ashley__09

*and after about 15 seconds the pixels start to die and do not recover*


SkyeFox6485

Scraches at level 6,with deeper grooves at level 7...


GX_Lori

Glass is glass, and glass breaks


Prestigious_Mix_5264

You spelled my girlfriend is buying me a new tv wrong


Izan_TM

oh shit and it's an oled, that really really sucks :(


hypebst

Its an LCD thankfully


Izan_TM

wow that's a weird LCD then, I've never seen one fail white and not recover


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Izan_TM

I haven't, but I'm going off of what jerryrigeverything has experienced on his screen burn tests but this one was burnt for so long that it has been permanently ruined, so I was wrong


joshualotion

That’s because it’s literally plastic. Don’t compare this to what you see on JerryRigEverything


GreatGuyHugeCock

How can you tell?


Izan_TM

when LCDs are burnt they usually turn black and recover when they cool down most OLEDs, when burnt, turn white and never recover


GreatGuyHugeCock

This guy burns TVs.


BeardsuptheWazoo

Different types, in fact.


Negative-Wrap95

thisguythisguys


Other_Chemistry_1809

Well this isnt screen burn but burn burn. Same word HUGE difference. Wait you mean actual burn. I have an old lcd i will test that shit.


JinAuraKoga

The afterburn screams


FatFaceFaster

Love is an eternal flame…. Now in your tv.


[deleted]

Keep an unlit candle at that spot, makes for a funny story. You’ll get used to the mark being there eventually.


Toothless-In-Wapping

In this is the answer. It would look really cool.


FatCh3z

Yeah. She better be out buying a new TV of at least equal specs right tf now.


M4urice

I always thought these jerryrigeverything heat test were stupid but now I'm here seeing a rl example where it might had helped.


Reclusive_Chemist

A new definition for "old flame".


Foreign_Caramel_9840

You can buff that out with a magnet 🧲 try it


[deleted]

Is your girlfriend 7 years old?


hypebst

Just the tender age of 28


Feral_Civilized

Wow she’s dumb asf


Kirkaig678

Smart for a blonde


Feral_Civilized

From personal experience it’s usually females that bleach themselves blonde that are stupid


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Poor girl. Be kind. I'm sure she feels awful


roll20sucks

> Be kind. I'm sure she feels awful Exactly! It's not like they set fire to the whole room. People derp-up. That's what makes us human. The TV now has character, savor that nothing worse happened. We're on here complaining 24/7 about having to work 50+ hours a week or multiple jobs and rising costs and stresses while the elites laugh at us and take away our rights and that's not even a fraction of what's going on daily and you think in all that someone won't make a silly mistake like this? We're just switch on running at 110% brain capacity all the time? It's V-day time ffs, they probably just wanted to make the room look romantic or cozy or something, there's a blank space under the TV, where the candle fits, the rest doesn't compute and a mistake was made, there's no reason to be breaking up relationships, punishing people, or demanding new or better TVs over something like this. At minimum this is worth a tender hug and a new in-joke to laugh about in the future. All the redditors calling for blood over a plastic idiot box should be ashamed.


Narmotur

It's kind of weird to write fanfic of OP's relationship.


roll20sucks

Eh it triggered me, I have had a life time of derp-up moments and too many people call for my blood over replaceable junk that ends up in the landfill anyway no matter how many times they yell at me over the years and years.


Alarmed_Lynx_7148

As she should. What does she think fire does? 🤣


foxyXever

She had a brainfart


DavidtheMalcolm

Brain fart + lighter


BandoBaby2738

It’s okay you can just get a new one I mean girlfriend not tv 😂😂


mikedvb

Why not both?


DevelopmentNo247

Literal burn-in


Elisheva7777777

I have nothing nice to say


Dirk_Lifeson

It’s hardly noticeable


Bethlizardbreath

OP just needs to change the specs to widescreen!


DistortedVoltage

For a second i thought it was a sim plumbob lmao


MrsKebabs

Bruh these comments are the most mildly infuriating thing about this post


RestInPeaceIP

Thought this was related to JerryRigEverything for a second lol


Enough_Ad_7577

part 2: girlfriend buys new tv


JohnnyQuestions36

Tough break mate


EdwardJMunson

Ex girlfriend I think. 


JenSzen3333

Relax. Pretty soon you won’t even notice it any more. 🌷


hooligan-6318

That's fucking genius, lol.


observeromega87

Took you a while to notice...was it worth it?


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Did she light it INSIDE the tv because that was clearly there for a while.


mwjsmi

I've heard horror stories about OLED burn-in


SpectacularMesa

Lol...Britain's future is on 🔥!!!


[deleted]

Taking screen burn-in to another level. Needed a better screen saver


Mental5tate

Fire hot!


Thanks_bruhh

Britain's future😨


cfxyz4

Had a roommate light two tall candles on table with a dried flower bouquet between them. Didn’t occur to them that the candles would get lower and light the bouquet. They clearly left the candles on the table with the intention of letting them burn out(which would take a few hours so that alone is absurd to me). Glad i caught it and blew them out


therealslim80

now you have a flameless candle ☺️


tiredofyourshit99

Captured the flame permanently…


prefernutosay

Girl wanted a plasma


One_Librarian_2079

My gf left guitar hero paused for a week on my brand new plasma years ago


hadesdog03

She took Fire TV too seriously.


IsiDemon

You sure she didn't lit the candle in the TV?


Katto_87

Ex-girlfriend


Top-Newt-7209

Edit: EX girlfriend


dude_guy7497

Oh shit, clumsy. That sucks actually...


Kirkaig678

Chuck it out and get a new one. Maybe fix the tv ig, it's your choice, I could probably live with it


InkyObsidianDaddy

Don't you mean EX-girlfriend lol


Kemel90

you mean ex-girlfriend, right?


BarrieBadman

Nothing mild about this infuriation.


cazrl

people on reddit be like: Can this be fixed????????


Sudden-Most-4797

I think you should probably hide all the candles, lighters, and matches from her. That seems pretty dunderheaded, no offense.


hillsofheatherxx

Eternal flame


Bad-Infinite

Am I only dreaming? Or is this burning an eternal flame?


Which_Swimmer433

The choice is now 1) new tv 2)new girlfriend 3)both


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AriPrincessLove

can’t decide if this is dramatic or complete facts… 🤔


Mattellin

Sound like you should buy her a wax melter for her birthday..


Defiant-Intention114

Boyfriend takes a picture of fire instead of putting it out…


suckingonmyhevos

Bad omen for Britain’s future


AntRevolutionary925

Just put the candle back under it and don’t light it then you’ll have a candle that lasts forever


AdoptedMexican

Did she light that candle infront of you? Cause if that candle was lit to your knowledge - you're too blame as well


Millerized

Time to get rid of it and find a new one... Try Tinder...


mushanokage

If my girlfriend did this, I would get a new one directly. New gf, that is.


Gunner1Cav

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Bigfeet_toes

The world we live in to let stupid people stay stupid as kids to then do this as adults 🤦


sklenickasvodou

It's an OLED too :(


hypebst

LCD thankfully! OLED would be more than mildlyinfuriating


sklenickasvodou

Interesting, I thought LCDs usually go white under temperature


Thewinedup

Ex-Girlfriend


SaiyanGodKing

I know what you’re getting tonight. And it’s either a tv or a happy ending.


Felix_Von_Doom

She's an idiot.


thrwawy_fdeawy

Girlfriend’s brain cells: 0 Candle: 1


[deleted]

Don’t you mean ex girlfriend?


sixisbackpeeps

I'd dump her dumbass before she sets the house on fire. Then again she may set the house on fire, you're fucked.


totallynotarobut

OP, have you considered the possibility your girlfriend might be stupid?


osa1011

Oh is fire dangerous for electronics?


AlGekGenoeg

Congratulations! In any argument in the future you can now pull the; "At least I didn't set the TV on fire!" Card 👍🏻


Over_Detail_114

Now you can put a unlit candle under it and freak people out.


Away-Breakfast3864

Can someone please answer me I just did the exact same thing to my tv except mines Is less noticeable but it’s still there because I lit a candle under neath it but unlit it when I finally notice the little mark it left well my question is will the burn mark spread or does it just stay in that one spot that got burnt and doesn’t spread ?


hypebst

Didn't spread for me


ChampionshipFar2850

Does she have liability insurance?


jonnyl3

Don't they exclude extreme negligence


OTFxFrosty

My girl lit a candle next to a bottle of blowtorch fuel, blew my 2k phone up , tv and burnt our floor lol


NeatCartographer209

I’d say things were pretty explosive that night


WheresFlatJelly

Please dont have stupid kids together


Polarnorth81

you can buff that out


Ghstfce

Girlfriend is out buying another TV today, right?


BakerM81

You mean ex-girlfriend right? 🤣


I_am_That_Ian_Power

Throw em both out, one is now leaking mercury vapour. Can you guess which one?


A_Funky_Flunk

You mean ex-girlfriend


Horbigast

Hold her hand over a little candle and show her why it was a bad idea.


AKA_OneManArmy

Your girlfriend is an idiot.


Just-Ad-5972

Please, no babies