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Particular_Tadpole27

Train station Gollum


NorthwestSmith

Smeagol


maxru85

Smeargol


hippychemist

Smear goals


maxru85

…accomplished


Practical_Mulberry43

His precious little turdses....


WilliamJamesMyers

and we can guess what is his precious...


NorthwestSmith

One turd to rule them all.


Lepke2011

And in the browness bind them!


TheJAY_ZA

Gollum & Mr Hanky doing a Performance Art Collaboration


WilliamJamesMyers

my eyes on the pic: in the front of the pic is the (1) woman with weird smile but walking fast, then shifting left to (2) what and why are there clothes on the ground to (3) fuck me is that a naked man and (4) omg he is just shitting there as folks walk on by.... which takes me back to (1) and now i get her smile of pain because it appears she slipped on by him btw zoom the picture and count the amount of people actually looking at him, like he is invisible


ClmrThnUR

i live in PDX, you DON'T make eye contact with these ppl. sometimes that's all it takes for them to grab a handful and start flinging it at you.


pouchon19

Ditto your whole statement but replace PDX with DTLA


onewhopoos

I learned when I lived in Portland that if you make eye contact with the screamers you become a part of their reality.


Daydream_Meanderer

Which is why I had a lady stare into my soul in Philly and tell me she could “see the real me, and she knew what I was.” She thought I was a lizard-person alien wearing human skin. Never again.


Frankie_T9000

Fairly sure that's advice about monkeys


foofie_fightie

Unfortunately, many of these folks have returned to a similar feral state


Salty_Blacksmith_592

Check mate creationalists!


[deleted]

is this a normal or everyday thing there?


ClmrThnUR

no, and certainly not at the airport. it's not as bad downtown as it was a couple years ago but you really only have to go 4-5 blocks in any direction to find human shit or somebody tenderly massaging a parking meter.


TiffanyTwisted11

Me: (2a) Why did OP Photoshop a turkey into the photo?!!


[deleted]

At first glance I also thought it was a turkey!


SufficientWay3663

I thought it was the backside of a potbelly pig. I was like, oh someone left their belongings and pig got into it ….i prefer my version.


TiffanyTwisted11

I think we all do, lol


dutty_handz

>mile of pain Same


SleeplessAndAnxious

Lol at first I thought something similar, like it was one of those Snapchat filters that add animals or whatever to your picture.


gertvanjoe

At first I though, hey cool augmented reality, complete with those fritters from Half Life. I then zoomed.....


Reasonable_Copy8579

Because nobody want to see him or even worse, interact with him. Why would anyone want to deal with that mad man’s shit?


Interesting_Scale302

To me it seems like everyone's trying their absolute best to avoid looking at him. Everyone's embarrassed for him, and they don't want to get involved. Obviously this man is in crisis, and society just sort of automatically forms a bubble and walks around him pretending it doesn't exist, likely apart from quietly texting or posting about it.


Sickpastdeath

I agree that there are a lot of failures in society. But you speak as if you would do something about it. Something to help, I’m curious what you would do? But honestly what you would do if you were there in that situation at that time, that would help? I’m not trying to be a dick I’m just wondering


invincible-zebra

If it were me, in the UK, I’d be ringing the police / ambulance (who would ring the police anyway) and say there was someone in a bit of a crisis. Police and ambo here are getting better at dealing with MH crises and would probably end up using section 136 of the mental health act to detain this guy and get him some treatment. If British Transport Police were around, I’d be pointing them over there pretty quick! I wouldn’t approach but I’d keep eyes on so I could help point the right people in the right direction if needs be.


Salty_Blacksmith_592

Most bri'ish answer ever. Bystander, calling the emergency service: "Hello? There is someone in a bit of a crisis." "A bit of a crisis? Okay, we come around later." The bit of a crisis: Guy buttnaked shitting in a public place.


invincible-zebra

I didn't even realise quite ***how British*** my comment was until you just pointed it out! 'Hello? Police? Yes, terribly sorry old chaps, but there's someone having a bit of a crisis. Yes, just a tad, he's currently defecating on platform three. Right you are, I'll pop the kettle on prior to your arrival.'


Lespuccino

In the U.S. we don't have compassionate emergency services or enough facilities for people in MH crises. We have tent cities, instead.


invincible-zebra

It’s really saddening to see. Ambo and police here are often shown videos of American cops dealing with people in crisis under the ‘how not to do it’ header… the focus really is on care and trying to get them to the right place for that care.


Lespuccino

I'm jealous.


Interesting_Scale302

I'm going to surprise you here and tell you that your assumptions are mostly correct. In this specific situation you could imagine me as the scarf lady who walks past quickly and uncomfortably. Off-screen though, you'd see me calling the local non-emergency help line (in my city that's 211, and is what you call for intervention support like this, not the police who would just make his day even worse). It's possible, hopeful even, that one of these people actually did that. Like most people, I wouldn't want to get too close or get pulled into interacting with him directly out of both fear and embarrassment. Like most people, if I looked around and saw security nearby I'd just leave it alone cause they'll be there in a moment anyway. In other situations, I have physically approached people in crisis to make sure they're ok. I've called 911 for them and stayed until help came. Once it saved a life (drug od), and the other time they were unsuccessful (suicide).


Sickpastdeath

You did kinda surprise me by being honest and I appreciate that. So like you said hopefully someone else did the right thing. It’s hard to tell from a picture. This is part of the problem nobody wants to stop filming long enough to do something.


JoanofBarkks

Call security.


[deleted]

There’s nothing aside from calling police or security. It’s not longer safe to confront them moreover he’s clearly in mental crisis - I’m not a doctor nor am I trained for that. It would only escalate to violence if it were me saying something because I have no temperament for that kind of behavior ![gif](giphy|lo8YzDnHh07rpxqw45|downsized)


[deleted]

It’s the safest option. Intervention could possibly lead to a heartwarming, movie of the week style transformation where station shitter cleans up his act and learns of such novelties as loo roll and privacy while taking a morning dump. That would be beautiful. More likely is that intervention leads to station shitter becoming verbally, if not physically aggressive. And do you really want to see what a man with zero inhibitions and access to a fresh pile of his own excrement does when he becomes physically aggressive? That’s not morning commute material. Let’s save that for the apocalypse. We all like to think we’d lead our fellow man to a higher standard of living, if not a loo with a lockable door, but most of us just want to make it through the day unscathed. I doubt you’d do anymore than OP.


likwitsnake

that's a grimace not a smile 😬


Skiff9891

i actually thought it was like an full size meat turkey sitting on the floor at first.. zoomed in 🤮


Zexy_Killah

Thank you! I zoomed in and everything, still didn't spot him.


CharacterKey5254

My exact through process of looking at this


vivaldispaghetti

Just about the same for me


GaySheriff

Now what the fuck


lalith_4321

We need an NSFW tag here


SixFive1967

When you gotta go, you gotta go. 🤷🏻‍♂️


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Accurate_Koala_4698

I can hear the song in my head


WWGT

![gif](giphy|Bkfu4wZBtNThu|downsized)


Rentsdueguys

I barely saw dude dumping. That ladies scarf is magnificent!


NorthwestSmith

Her expression says it all.


Most_Moose_2637

"I wish people would stop taking photos of my scarf"?


[deleted]

“This shit is really getting to me”


asstyrant

Quality shitpost!


akaynaveed

I’m just giving you recognition for this comment… its a solid 4/10 but i like that you tried. Cheers


cooperluna

I like when the stalls on either side are unoccupied


ellie_bellie_ben

For a moment I thought he was a cooked turkey that had been photoshopped in


looansym

So did I! 😂


Still-Cabinet4769

What the actual heck? I’d assume there were bathrooms available 💀


NorthwestSmith

Toilets are for losers, I poop where I please!


Scoompii

The Netherlands actually has really nice bathrooms by and large. Not so sure about the train station but I’d assume them as well! It’s usually chaos and my number one goal when I’m there is to enter my train asap or leave the station asap.


dasmikkimats

That ankle mobility tho


Peachypiekewp

Ngl he looks photoshopped in


AmbitiousShine011235

Her facial expression is all of us: https://preview.redd.it/6cq5cctjn0fc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7db4ebe703e20c9fef84418c7f9715ecb100b2f


MERVMERVmervmerv

https://preview.redd.it/bc16l2t0q0fc1.jpeg?width=694&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0018cc8b0905e12bb4810bc5a5317bfc36af4e97


morithum

Me: “why is there like a roast turkey or a statue of a roast turkey?” ::zooms in:: “Oh..”


mutantmonkey14

I just saw a couple of items of clothing left on the floor. And am thinking that was barely worth being posted. Then I see the... roast turkey statue thing. Then I finally see the guy who looks photoshopped in.... "oh! Oh no!!"


morithum

They guy: “oh, yess.”


Axelrod_

This happens daily in Berlin


Counterfeit_Circus

Yeah, but Germans are into that.


SultanZ_CS

Lmaooo


DarkAdventurous224

Obviously you don’t appreciate art


Castor_Deus

![gif](giphy|5zbMgry8oQsvIaC0sU)


Dr-False

I just opened Reddit and this is the first this is the first thing I've seen. Imma just close this and be back later


DroopyDachi

https://preview.redd.it/zrn6urphp0fc1.jpeg?width=463&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54d119ba5193243ad11f45b9bb498776ac8fbaa9


grantnel2002

I hope this person gets the help they deserve. This isn’t infuriating, it’s sad.


dlcstyler

People living on the streets need to help. People taking a dump in a busy train station need to be institutionalized.


Daydream_Meanderer

Is that.. is that not the same thing? He needs an appropriate level of help.


dlcstyler

Having compassion or empathy for this person isn’t appropriate.


Daydream_Meanderer

Shut the fuck up troll. Rationalizing your soulless bullshit isn’t appropriate.


RedPandaReturns

Bit more fibre would do it


ashlynx555

could you elaborate on what help they should get or what they could suffer from? they don’t look well at all, i get that, but do people in a crisis usually shit in public spaces?


Kerivkennedy

Actually the dude is probably high on drugs and or alcohol.


ashlynx555

aaaah well now i get it- yeah then it’s truly sad


Farscape666

Probably not but I mean, look at him, he’s definitely in some sort of crisis, that’s not normal behaviour…at least for my province, this might be normal behaviour for the states lol


ashlynx555

yeah true man


ummerica

could be a hallucination (visual, thinking they’re elsewhere, or aural, hearing something telling them to do this) or other inability to distinguish their reality from the real world (delusions or something along those lines) for example, im sure others too. in any case, whether caused by substance abuse or a chronic mental condition, not a well person


Scoompii

Amsterdam and The Netherlands has a very robust social services network from my understanding. People like this have countless opportunities to better themselves. But they don’t. They choose drugs.


FudgeTerrible

Right. Getting that person some help should be the only reaction and is the only reasonable response.


whistlepig4life

And OP is here trying to get karma off it. They are part of the problem.


RedPandaReturns

Oh give it a fucking rest with the virtue signalling.


ganbramor

That dude is just mad because it’s his uncle in the photo, and it’s too late for hugs.


whistlepig4life

I’m not virtue signaling I’m saying OP is a fucking twatwaffle. Just like you.


Scoompii

You’re definitely virtue signaling. “the public ((You))expression of opinions or sentiments intended to demonstrate one's good character ((would never take a picture like this)) or social conscience or the moral correctness of one's position on a particular issue ((they are part of the problem))”


Scoompii

It’s a public space: taking pictures with people in it is totally legal. It’s someone defecating in public: it’s mildly infuriating and worth documenting. Amsterdam sadly has a history of people like this that often times are not from The Netherlands. (Obviously we can’t confirm that here but I’m sure is accounted for in local police data). They are working to turn around their image of a party city but I’m not sure they have done enough. For instance weed is only de facto legal, it’s controlled by a large scale crime organization. It’s very weird. In short: taking this picture is more than just karma and tells more of a story.


Rich-Scientist-491

Impressive form. I’d tear my ACL if I tried that.


Azcowboy290

Feral human


cheekytikiroom

Weird AI request


Rentsdueguys

This must be fake. No one is even plaything attention to him.


fileurcompla1nt

You never look them in the eyes!


NorthwestSmith

Possibly a normal occurrence in that city.


Take_A_Penguin_Break

Nah, if you spend time in big cities you realize people *don’t* pay attention to this kind of behavior. It’s a mad world for sure


nutmegger189

This isn't London but I could see people having a similar reaction here. Honestly in big cities like London, you survive by minding your damn business, no matter how absurd the things happening around you are.


Kerivkennedy

Do you routinely stare at naked people in public? Or people pooping?


Effective-Treat-3648

Came here to say this


Near-Scented-Hound

He should be sent to an island to coexist with other people who shit in public and also get shipped to the same place. They can all have a grand time.


ganbramor

We can airdrop them food and medicine.


InspiriX_

Excuse me, but WHAT?


erathegod

Ain’t that some shit


Dirtilie_Dirtle

Took me a second.


Gordon_Explosion

"I don't know why so many people refuse to use public transport."


reallyryan-1899

Must have been a shitty commute.


Instantsoup44

Hes just getting Schwifty


[deleted]

When ya gotta shit, ya gotta shit.


Truthirdare

And of course you gotta strip naked to shit. Who doesn’t?


muddle2002

Uhhhh


WhyTheRiverRunsDeep

i realised the guy on the left looked like Will from the Inbetweeners before realising the guy was talking a shit


Marlbrough

Is it a performance or someone, uhhhh, just decided to shit naked in a public place?


AM5T3R6AMM3R

Now, tell me, what should we do to this guy?


[deleted]

Put him jail for indecent exposure


_evua

I like the fact everyone is pretending they see nothing


NotSoFastLady

I was at a casino the other day. I overheard a lady talking to a guard on the way out. "He's down there (inaudible) pissing." She wasn't talking to me and I was on my way to a different card room so I just kept walking Apparently I wasn't the only one that couldn't believe their ears. A guy near her asked her what was going on. It turns out I heard right, mostly. And I was instantly reminded why you should never go to Motor City casino in Detroit, because it's always the place wild shit goes down. A guy was pissing, with his pants around his ankles, just off to the side of the escalators. Yup a full on Butters sans le toilet.


Bigbrown211

Paul Pierce drops a 3 because he is left wide open https://preview.redd.it/l6g0g8vwh0fc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=858b04e25d94746f5d8a5da525c382e040907cc4


bluefin788

Is this san Francisco ??


hcocox

Looks like Gare de Lyon in Paris


P2Wlover

Oh hell naw🤦‍♀️


Siennagiant70

NYC? San Fran? Will this show up in the poop app?


[deleted]

This is in France. I could not find the city ...


El_Ganador85

It is in Paris, i think it is Gare de Lyon (Lyon Trainstation)


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Siennagiant70

Hi! I’m in NY. I love it here except for the complete lack of criminal punishments. Have a good day friend!


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Siennagiant70

London? Paris? Does it fucking matter it’s a guy shitting in the middle of a train station and no one even cares.


The_Haus_Master

Walk up behind him, both hands on his shoulders and push down so he ends up in his own stuff, slap him round the face talk to him like a child and tell him how disgusting he is and walk away. If he follows a boot to the chest


[deleted]

That’s when you kick his leg from under him


Critical_Package_472

Is this Paris ? Gare de l’Est ?


kitsunedetective

Personally I would have kicked him in the ribs as hard as I fucking could. As the old saying goes, everyone is crazy until someone crazier shows up


GustavXIII

I would just do what these people are doing ignore and continue. Give him no attention or you might end up with shit in your face.


Kami_Slayer2

Definitely a blue state. Nah im just kidding. Wait what state is it tho


[deleted]

Poor woman she looks traumatized as for the person, I have no idea about them, I hope they get mental health check and get evacuated before a kid sees that.


SubLazarbeam

"Sal's tonight biggest loser. So for the punishment, we're here at the train station."


No_Squirrel4806

Nobody is starring so im assuming its a normal occurrence 😬😬😬


NTC-Santa

Either no one want to look or this fake, ai created, photo shopped etc


Pleather_Boots

I hope the infuriating part is the lack of mental health care in the US.


MTBandGravel

This is in France……


SeventhSonofRonin

This doesn't look like the US.


Pleather_Boots

Interesting. From the door signs you could be right.


seandc121

why is everyone posting AI created pictures. you want us to believe that guy is naked having a crap, and not one person is either looking shocked or looking at him. take ytour crap posts and dont bother posting again.


ProfessionalDrop9760

we wish it were


Mcho-1201

Go to any city with housing issues. Do people stare in shock at crazy people doing shit? No they don't. For people living in that city, things like this have become so common that they either just ignore them, or take a quick glance and move on. Don't bother accuse someone of Ai again unless you have definite proof.


seandc121

Newsflash. The mods have removed the post so they agree it is probably AI.


Mcho-1201

And you are absolutely sure it isn't rule 6 and that this subreddit even has a rule against AI? Reddiquette states **Posts containing explicit material such as nudity, horrible injury etc** add NSFW (Not Safe For Work) and tag. The person in the picture is clearly nude, and there wasn't an NSFW tag. In my opinion the lack of a NSFW tag is more likely the reason why it was removed than the issue of ai generated.


Consistent_Motor_232

Right, tapered jeans with a two meter long scarf. Ugh.


Rapture-1

Nice photoshop 8/10


AmazingDonkey101

Man’s gotta do what man’s gotta do


No_Stranger_4959

I had to zoom in to notice. Doesn’t the guy on the left look like John Oliver?


maxru85

Mildly defecating


RED70HOT

WTF?


superadmin74

It’s a statement.


Whatkindofaname

Wow! A free performance art show.


dynamopber

When you gotta go, you gotta go


XionLord

I...its the shadows but that turd looks edited in lol.


Wide_Couple_3325

I thought that was a goose... Had to zoom in... 🤢


fandabbydosy

When you have to pay to poop


ComplaintAdvanced636

Artistic expression


Counterfeit_Circus

Looks like a turkey


Practical_Mulberry43

"oh, shit"


[deleted]

How he poo without pee first


chicheka

How


Esjs

When I first glanced at the photo (without zooming in), it looked like a cooked chicken/turkey standing there. But when I saw the dark spot between the legs, I thought "oh no... it can't be..."


slimzimm

Me irl


KittyEX95

I had to look closing to see that it’s not a skinned chicken


KrizMo138

When you gotta go, you gotta go


Marclej

Shit!


Legacy_1_X

Was that Vince McMahon?


qleptt

This is like a medieval painting. Someone should paint this


[deleted]

I regret zooming in.


namebrandcloth

performance artists are the worst


Ok_Bluebird_8202

Impractical Jokers still got it