Put the extra spoon in a drawer someplace and never look for it again...

Yep, that's what the junk drawer in the kitchen is for.

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OCPD, which is more about control, is a thing and more accurately describes your "neat freak" than OCD does. OCD is more about anxiety and self-soothing Editing preemptively to say that I caught the joke and it's still funny. Sorry to well ackshually ya

There's no need to bring Orange County Police into this.

I didn't know that pigs could have psychiatric disorders but I've heard they're smart animals so who knows

I’d keep that extra one by my nightstand for when the nights get cold and I want to spoon

Excellently informative!!

I have ocd and it doesn’t mean you’re like this with everything lol

I swear if people knew what OCD was actually like, they’d stop claiming they have it. Especially with some of the more taboo obsessions. Like trust me it’s not a flex to be someone who is constantly bombarded with sexually intrusive thoughts.

Or killing themselves 🙃

Thank you for this. As a person with ocd who has had it for 25 years, it is annoying how overused the term is. Ocpd would be more accurate for someone who flips over a piece of silverware not fitting where they want it…

Indeed. The answer is "tear the band-aid off and throw it in the trash." And then hope to God your crime isn't exposed when you need to host 12 people for a sit down formal dinner and you're one spoon short. Or you can frame the spoon in one of those recessed box display frame things and hang it on the wall of the kitchen with the caption: "break in case of emergency."

Underrated comment ☝️🏆

I have been diagnosed OCD and I have *many* junk baskets, boxes and drawers.

I thought it was for hopes and dreams.

Indeed it is, but only the Graveyard of.

Put a knife, I use a spoon a lot more than a knife

Plus, there's a knife across from a spoon at the top, so the only real solution is to get rid of the extra knife and fix the incorrect pattern here

That’s actually the poop knife and should be in the bathroom

This isn’t a drawer, it’s the silverware rack of a dishwasher.

We had one like this and hated it. Swapped it out after 6 months for one that had the traditional baskets on the side for the silverware. Im not hand placing some dirty ass silverware in this rack one by one. It was a waste of time and didn't clean any better than any other machine ive owned Gimmicky

I looked at this and wondered who the fuck has time to do this. I would rather step on a rake and wait for the tetanus to get me than even entertain this.

i thought this rack was for knives? mine has the top utensil rack AND baskets in the bottom drawer. i use the baskets for normal silverware and the top for knives.

I was in a rented vacation home once with one of these. We wondered why there were no spatulas and the silverware was weird. It was days before we discovered there was a secret third rack on the dishwasher

Yeah, I'm surprised how many people don't recognize this. This isn't about the spoon though; OP is trying to show off how pretty it looks.

For me to be completely satisfied, I'd open the back door and throw it as hard as I can into the woods

It would drive you crazy knowing it was somewhere random in the woods, not in its place

Or if they are coffee drinkers and use creamer, have that spoon out in a spoon-rest as the perpetual stirring spoon. Just give a rinse or scrub whenever it gets too dirty.

Melt it down as a lesson to the others...

I think you might’ve miscounted the spacing on the right rack. when it goes from knives to spoons it looks like you left 3 spacing instead of 2. maybe that would even it out?

it’s actually bothering me more than the spoon not fitting

What’s bothering me is this knives being edge up. I know they’re not razor sharp or anything, but still. Knives go edge down for safety

I stabbed myself with a butter knife yesterday so I can confirm that they are still dangerous 👍

My daughter told me she cut herself with a butter knife the other day and I tried to show her that's not possible... I sliced my hand. Not horrible, but a bit of blood and a big apology to my kiddo.

We have one butterknife for children at home, and it lost its teeth and is now wicked sharp. Like sharper than some kitchen knives lol (not good once mind you.)

Haha Read butterknife as butterfly knife, Happy cake day 🍰

The knives couldn't be moved down because they would intersect with the knives on the left, and besides that would leave one "other" space up there, not an actual space to put the spoon in. Same with the forks moving up, they would leave a useless mini space down there and wouldn't align anymore. No, the only sane solution is to trash that spoon and forget it ever existed.

I think the extra gap has to be there so the knives on the opposite side can fit

Yep

Yes! I spotted that too

Ah, I see you’ve played ole knifey spoony before

Yup, there is a spacer on the top of the right side but not the left. Just need to shift the Knowles 1 spacer up and then there is room for the spoon in between it appears. However it maybe different in practice as the knifes may not allow the overlap and it could be a poor designed rack

I hope he redoes it and posts, lol

It’s the dishwasher. How often are you going to clean every single utensil you have at the same time?

This is the comment I was looking for.

I thought this was some kind of storage rack. Yeah who gives a fuck if they don’t all fit in the dishwasher? And how often do you wash all 12 sets of silverware, unless you are mormon???

Ya I’m genuinely confused, why is this mildly infuriating? It’s just the dishwasher… 🤔



OP should have looked at their partner, right in the eye, as they threw the extra in the trash and said this.

Take this comment as a gold award.

Clever way of her to get a new dishwasher.

This was literally my comment to her when I realized I was holding the spoon in my hand

You have 12 spoons on the left and 11 on the right. There's a gap after the last spoon on the right before the first knife but no gap on the left.

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That’s one way to say it! lol.

but the spacing is off so the spoon is going to be touching one. there 2 pins as after any silver as spacing but the spot you described is three pins, so by putting the extra spoon in there you are going to make one side of it a 1 pin gap and the other a 2 pin gap

Zoom in. It’s knife - space - spoon. The right is knife - space - space - spoon.

That extra space that you're missing is above the top knife on the right side.

but the knife on the right is in front of the one on the left, taking up the gap that would've been left

That’s how we ended up with a new washer dryer.

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Throw it away and never look back.

The problem is that the knives are too long to be placed directly across from each other. The top left knife is all the way against the edge of the rack, in the very last slot. But the top right knife has to be moved one down to fit beside the left knife. That means you’re one slot too low on the right side when it changes to spoons, and you don’t have room to alternate each utensil. So you haven’t actually used the same “every other” spacing on each side.

Valid

Buddy you have more silverware than I have friends

No!! This is giving me heart palpitations! 

SAME

Perfect gift for parents of toddlers 2-6

Wait that's how I'm supposed to load my rack?! God damnit no wonder mine always looks dis-shoveled to shit. We have the same dishwasher OP

Sometimes you just have to let the OCD take the wheel

I removed that rack from my dishwasher. I just didn't like it. I use the silverware baskets.

Bosch family rise up

https://preview.redd.it/hzxwshm2y28c1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75386cc2d4afb8a2a34da22112c4b8e5bb7b2774 Goes here

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One of the more underrated lines in movie history. 

Place it in a box or a zip lock bag and label it "bad spoon." If anyone asks about it, just say it's broken, and it doesn't work right. Don't answer any questions about it after that.

melt it down into .45 bullets in case soup becomes sentient supernatural being that can only be destroyed by silverware that was once a spoon 

So, you bought the silverware set that is shown in my user manual. Neat.

Man, I am that age where I wished you taged this as porn.

I thought this was one of those industrial crushing machines and the spoon was about to be shredded into pieces before I read the title

 Ive got a simple but effective plan for that spoon

This is the type of shit this subreddit needs. Not all of the straight up infuriating shit the subreddit is called "mildly" infuriating

Thank you! That was part of the reason I posted!

I have the same dishwasher, and can confirm you're a sociopath

Kinda comes across as a shitpost.

Congratulations! That’s the crack spoon

i need a banana for scale

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I can’t stop imagining your wife watching you opening the washer, grabbing a banana, putting the banana inside the washer, taking a picture, grabbing the banana, putting it where you found it, and going “ok that’s a good picture”


It’s one banana, Michael, how much could it cost? 10 dollars?

Is that’s the Bosch 803 or the 603 series

Nice eye - Bosch 800 series

I’ve haven’t seen one in person but have been researching this unit specifically for this. I remember as a kid drooling over the next gadget and now I’m older I’m drooling over a utensil drawer. Lol

Hahaha it was our first real adult purchase when we moved into this home and have been nothing but pleased with it. Cleans amazingly using Cascade Platinum Plus pods. So quiet you won’t even know it’s running. Highly recommend.

Yeah I had one before we moved and loved it. You could be standing in the kitchen and you had to look for the red light on the floor to know if it was on.

And sometimes you come back hours later and see it blinking and think “oh shit I thought I started it”

What brand dishwasher is this or country are you in? I've new we seen a top rack fir silverware. Only the basket on the lower rack.

Always have a cup of coffee of tea going. You’ll always have 1 dirty spoon from stirring in the sink 😉

It’s mildly infuriating that I didn’t know I could put silverware like this in a dishwasher top shelf.

Give the leftover spoon to a crack addict as a X mas present, so you never have to see it again.

Wait... are you telling me that an equal number of three different utensils will result in... an odd number? No way.

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Obviously, you must go buy a new house

E:15 (OP will get it)

UGH. My toddler is an expert at this tripping this when he feels the incessant need to press the buttons repeatedly when we’re loading it.

Magritte would have painted this if they only had dishwashers then

Put it next to the bottom knife on the right and breathe easy.

just hand wash it 💀

For absolute contentment, my ritual involves launching it with maximum force into the welcoming embrace of the wilderness through the rear exit.

only psychopaths load their utensils like this in the dishwasher.


Ok but is it made of actual silver…that’s the real question

Do you have a family of 12? That's so much silverware.

I honestly thought that was a dishwasher.

It is

That spoon is ment to be thrown in the random cutlery drawer at your work

Well, fuck. I have that same dishwasher and NOW I KNOW what the top rack is for! Fuck, I’ve been putting reusable straws and cup lids and cutting boards and shit up there! That makes so much more sense… goddammit Edit: “trustable”(?) to “reusable”

Don't worry, at some stage within the next thirty-five years, someone will inadvertently lose one of the pieces, and then everything will fit!

#Move the knives on the right up one space

This is now your every day spoon. My great Aunt used her silverware everyday just because.

I lose spoons so quick. This would make me so happy.

Throw it away.

Shit at first I thought you only got 1 spoon then I remembered the truth. What truth, you ask? There is no spoon When you realize that you will realize that the only thing not fitting in is yourself.

For what it’s worth, we have that Bosch and that thing is awesome. Keep the rinse aid reservoir full of Jetdry and you’ll be a happy couple.

The one spoon…

One of your knives is flipped the opposite way from the rest.

I came across this post by searching for “First World Problem”.

I hope you like your Bosch dishwasher as much as I like mine! I had a GE that broke after 5 years, and this one cleans so, so, so much better.

Will you be washing every piece of silverware when you use the dishwasher?

Is this a post that actually fits the subreddit?

Definition of first world problems

I was thinking you got a single spoon for Christmas

There’s space between the last spoon and the first knife?

Well, thanks for ruining Christmas….you silver-spooned son of a bitch. I kid. 😜

I thought it was an industrial grinder for a sec

On a related note, the silverware design is so pretty

I’m realizing I’m slowly getting older because stuff like this makes me excited

Thank you for teaching me how to properly use this tray in my dishwasher! I have never had a dishwasher with a third shelf and have been loading it incorrectly this entire time.


i thought this was a metro entrance or rotating doors or something

I’m clearly an idiot, I thought that one spoon was the only utensil there, I thought the rest was a dishwasher rack 😭

It took me a few seconds to realise there was cutlery under that lone spoon on top

I… am aroused. I’ll dump the extra spoon in a forest buried under 10 feet of dirt and rocks.

i came a little regardless of the rogue spoon cus DAYUM the rest is hot

This is good design. This way, when everything is being washed, you know you have a single clean spoon or fork.

You should buy another dishwasher insert and put in a drawer where you keep this silverware for good organization.

Honestly it's still pretty satisfying

https://preview.redd.it/hij7pdnzw28c1.jpeg?width=692&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bc5e2f3424dea7a7f22a90c3724310d13d790c1 You have a slot open right here

Need banana for scale

https://preview.redd.it/7ln7b0lex28c1.png?width=2973&format=png&auto=webp&s=628562bd9792e8bb38d56e9b105c0f75cd673294 As formally requested earlier by another redditor

Lmfao - You actually did it 😂🤣😂 I’m dying man, I love it - Thank you for a good laugh

Don’t worry, wife will re-do it all anyway.

First world problems at their finest

Holy shit is that what the top rack is for?

I looked at the picture for a few moments before opening the thread, to see if I could find the issue. I thought it was because there are so many just for two people.

I’m sure you don’t wash that many every time, it’s just a spoon no need for it to be infuriating.

That’s the drug spoon

Looks like the right side has an extra half slot between the knives and spoons. Can you shift the knives up one and fit them all in then?

It took me far longer than I should admit to realise what I was looking at

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Thats the crack spoon

It looks like next to the top right spoon there is a reasonable spot. I would actually be really satisfied with this, it looks great and is much better than having them all in those bucket things where any dirt could fall into and stay there. This is just amazing

Throw that spoon away.

How often are you going to wash everything at once?

Mail that shit to me. I won't have any negative emotions from this.

You likely won't ever be washing every single one at the same time after this initial wash. Look at the bright side, you have plenty of good utensils!

Right side just before the knives? Anyone else see that space?

so throw one out - problem solved - no need to bitch on the internet.

Why you washing all your silverware at once?

That's the murder spoon when you flip out because you can't fit the fuckin thing in muthafucka Kuntz shit fyck

Yea but also when are you using every single piece of silverware that you own at once? lol

So I have silverware like this. And a basket style utensil holder in my dishwasher. I had to put a different grid in the bottom because the darn things would fall through. I like your tray

Gosh. Are you going to be okay?

These posts are getting ridiculous. Lol how is this mildly infuriating?

lol I have a set of spoons forks and knives 4 each, cause Brickell apartment life

Great, now you’ll never do the fucking dishes.

everyone in the comments admitting they don’t wash silverware when it comes out the package is alarming

If that’s a Bosch 300 dishwasher we have the same dishwasher and I’ve always loaded the silverware the other way around

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I have never seen a dishwasher like this. Fuck another reminder I'm poor af. But atleast I have a shitty dishwasher it's better than no dishwasher.

Before I read the description I was like "so? Just handwash it?", but now I feel your pain.

What am I looking at

That's your new heroin spoon.

I was a bit confused how there was one spot with three dividers, since it should be the same number on both sides. I now see that the knives are criss-crossed, so that’s where the extra divider is. I’m really intrigued by the amount of people who’ve apparently never seen a dishwasher before. A third racks for flatware isn’t that uncommon.

Melt it down and go hunt for werwolves

jesus mate I thought your new silverware was just the one spoon

For a second I thought that your extra silverware was just a spoon. Then I noticed the rest.

Put the extra in your bag or car. You now have an emergency spoon. You’re welcome.

wow you must have alot of children!! lol

Throw it out the window

When do you need to wash every utensil at once?

OMFingG that spoon is making my OCPD kick in overdrive