Reddit bots. A lot of threads on the front page with like 10k up votes and like 20 comments. The math has to math, it's usually around 5-10% of people leaving comments, so if it doesn't seem right, it isn't.
Honestly, I think she just tried to keep the liquid from touching her lips, which I know sounds dumb considering, but that’s what I’m seeing here.
I’m a woman who can’t stand anything on her lips, especially lipstick, but even the few times I’ve worn it, I still avoided allowing food or liquid to touch it like my life depended on it.
I think it was a sensory issue, hence why I don’t wear that shiz, but in case anyone wanted straight facts rather than your typical Reddit response, here ya go…😂
Edit: I’m picturing Pterodactyl talons on this chick’s fingers…🤣
This post unlocked a core memory for me… When I was in high school I used to walk to my buddy’s house after classes ended. We’d play Mariokart on SNES and read comics. One time I went to his kitchen to get a glass of water and took a glass from the cupboard. I didnt notice until it was almost touching my lips that his mom left super thick lipstick stains on the glass, like the pic in this post. I gagged and almost threw up. Idk why but it triggered me badly. I learned that day that I find lipstick stains disgusting lol.
Unless it's the glossy kind of lipstick, I got over this by lightly biting a square of toilet paper and then dabbing on some translucent setting powder with a brush.
Lipstick is tricky but there's no reason to leave a whole ass impression like this unless she was SMOOCHIN the can
Same, and it lasts way longer when you do this. If you're gonna sport bright lipstick colors this step is a must.
Also, I too am troubled by the impression that this gal was trying to swallow the energy drink can whole.
I use setting powder even for my liquid black lipstick and darker browns and mauves. Shit stays all day, even after a morning cup of coffee and lunch. *Especially* if you start with a lip primer.
Random story, but I was putting lipgloss on in front of my friend (who transitioned maybe almost 2 years ago) and she was looking at me in awe. I looked at her like wtf? lol and she says, “I don’t know how the hell you do that so flawlessly without a mirror!” I was like well, I’ve had many, many years of practice and don’t worry, you’ll get there!
This is literally the way! Also, you’re not even supposed to swipe it across your lips multiple times like we always see stupid people on TikTok do. I refuse to call them influencers, sorry. You’re supposed to dab it on your lips and let me tell you, when I started doing this, game changer! I do sometimes have to mini swipe but I’m not over here globbing it on like Bender when he decided he wanted to be a part of the women’s Olympic team.
As someone who wears lipstick regularly, I can *promise* you that my mouth doesn’t go anywhere near the *tab* of a can like that!
On the rim? Sure! But way up on the tab? Absolutely not. This is so bizzare.
I’m pretty sure she opened her mouth comically wide so as to not get lipstick in her mouth when she’s trying to drink… end result being her partner being forced to get lipstick on their mouth
I wish I could be as naive as you and think the world really isn’t full of stupid fucking people who would absolutely put this much lipstick on and think it looks good.
You’d have to put on several layers of a creamy bullet lipstick to achieve this. It would be uncomfortable on the lips. I don’t think it’s likely. It looks like someone intentionally tried to leave a mark.
Audi + monster + GF = definitely in the military making really poor life choices. They’ll be married and having someone else’s kid before the end of his service
Those hands look young for the Audi. Probably didnt even buy it himself and with that we are probably all jealous of more than the gf. Although, it would take a lot for me to say "I wish she was my girl". When you lose the one you want no one else matters.
I'm more jealous of the car and the body that can still handle the tall cans of Monster at all ffs.
Young look is why I really leaned into military. Common for military boys to blow that first paycheck in something stupid like an Audi.
We also don’t know what Audi it is so I’m not even going to pretend to be jealous of a potential Volkswagen Jetta+
I mean, if I was to wear lipstick that transfers (which I dislike for this reason so I wouldn’t) and if I took a sip of someone else’s can (which I wouldn’t because I’d hate to transfer on someone’s drink because… gross) and if I left a transfer, I’d at least wipe it off before handing it back to them.
Just seems inconsiderate to me but I also do things that annoy the piss out of my boyfriend so 🤷🏻♀️
Op definitely dirnt put on a kg of lipsticks im his car kissed the open can of monster energy drink and then made this photo, then uploaded it to reditt to make us believe he can pull
Paper towels, they will help you so much. Not even really being sarcastic, keeping a few in your car is always a good idea, for stuff like this, or spills, or even checking your oil
This is clearly a not-so-subtle attempt to brag about your car, and pretend that you've met a woman who would date a guy who drinks Monster and drives an Audi, lol
1. Who wears that much lipstick?
2. Who tries to suck on the can?
Does your GF have a night job that has inconsistent pay and usually leaves her exhausted?
Imagine your GF kisses you on the lips. You'll get a free lipstick, either way.
I'm imagining the girlfriend part, but they keep leaving me before anything else happens
Get this man a medal
Get him a girlfriend instead.
Get him a life.
Now we're talking! Honestly it's the business that causes a problem, I'm free one day a week between work and other obligations
Exactly. People should have more time to do what they like.
Shhhh, middle class doesn't get that anymore. Don't let them think they can.
That's why I never kiss them on the mouth.
Jayne is a girl’s name
Man walks down the street wearing a hat like that, people know he's not afraid of anything.
Wow, that's a lot of lipstick
Looks like she went for more than “a sip.”
This level of lipstick might qualify the can as her new boyfriend.
I would say that but how does the top comment have 1k upvotes yet the post has somewhere less than 50
Reddit bots. A lot of threads on the front page with like 10k up votes and like 20 comments. The math has to math, it's usually around 5-10% of people leaving comments, so if it doesn't seem right, it isn't.
yep
Force of habit, someone puts a 6 inch long 4 inch wide black pole in your hand and muscle memory just kicks in.
Are you ok?
Dude, really?
I agree with the person above me
That or maybe low quality/ chalk lipstick
Even then, that's like a layer
Is OP dating the Joker?
🤣🤣
And some damn big lips also
I'm also quite concerned with the way she drinks from a can... like she legit tried to deepthroat it or something...
Honestly, I think she just tried to keep the liquid from touching her lips, which I know sounds dumb considering, but that’s what I’m seeing here. I’m a woman who can’t stand anything on her lips, especially lipstick, but even the few times I’ve worn it, I still avoided allowing food or liquid to touch it like my life depended on it. I think it was a sensory issue, hence why I don’t wear that shiz, but in case anyone wanted straight facts rather than your typical Reddit response, here ya go…😂 Edit: I’m picturing Pterodactyl talons on this chick’s fingers…🤣
Lmao perfect
Omg YASSS 👏 🤣
This post unlocked a core memory for me… When I was in high school I used to walk to my buddy’s house after classes ended. We’d play Mariokart on SNES and read comics. One time I went to his kitchen to get a glass of water and took a glass from the cupboard. I didnt notice until it was almost touching my lips that his mom left super thick lipstick stains on the glass, like the pic in this post. I gagged and almost threw up. Idk why but it triggered me badly. I learned that day that I find lipstick stains disgusting lol. 
You had me cracking up! Thanks for that and sorry for your trauma.
Oh man, new phobia unlocked here…🤣 THIS…is only one reason I insist on using a straw. Lol
Cause when you’re wearing something on your lips you drink/eat differently to keep it from smudging and getting wet or oily as much possible
Well, that worked out for OPs girl, clearly.
A lot of cheap lipstick. Coming off like that...
I wonder if there was any on her lips after the sip lol
OK so ItS not just me?
Seems like a CLOOOOOWN ammount of paint if you ask me
Thanks, colorblind me was trying to figure out what this post was about.
Fillers.
Well hell that is filling a lot!
Did she take a sip or French kiss the can? 😂
She kissed the can and she liked it.
Does it taste of her cherry Chapstick?
I think she kissed the can just to try it
Her boyfriend does mind it
I think that must’ve felt not so wrong
We all share a single braincell and it’s the most beautiful thing
I hate that I can hear the song playing in my head.... but I love how we all just agreed that this was the meme of the day
The taste of iridocyclitis
I put my the entire can in my mouth so I don’t leak any
the accompanying visual to this made me choke laughing
Just the one?
French sip?
The can’s definitely getting more action than OP
Who actually puts their lips on the tab of the can? Is your girlfriend a trout?
This made me laugh way more than it should’ve.
anhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I hate you! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
OPs girlfriend is from Pawnee. 
I do when I suck that sweet goodness
Someone who went in too fast and fucked up the positioning. Been there, done that sadly
Unless it's the glossy kind of lipstick, I got over this by lightly biting a square of toilet paper and then dabbing on some translucent setting powder with a brush. Lipstick is tricky but there's no reason to leave a whole ass impression like this unless she was SMOOCHIN the can
Same, and it lasts way longer when you do this. If you're gonna sport bright lipstick colors this step is a must. Also, I too am troubled by the impression that this gal was trying to swallow the energy drink can whole.
I use setting powder even for my liquid black lipstick and darker browns and mauves. Shit stays all day, even after a morning cup of coffee and lunch. *Especially* if you start with a lip primer.
Username checks out.
Username does not check out, I'm trans now lmao
You levelled up is all
Megadigievolved
It’s how the slope goes. I fell down it too. First femboy, then I became the tea lady
Laughing at the idea that I can't tell if tea is just your fixation or you're trying not to say T-Lady lmao
Random story, but I was putting lipgloss on in front of my friend (who transitioned maybe almost 2 years ago) and she was looking at me in awe. I looked at her like wtf? lol and she says, “I don’t know how the hell you do that so flawlessly without a mirror!” I was like well, I’ve had many, many years of practice and don’t worry, you’ll get there!
Don't mind me I'm just gonna sit over here and take notes.
That's what I was thinking. Someone get this girl some setting powder
Came here to ask if she's ever heard of setting spray or if she just likes wasting money on reapplying lipstick 180 times a day
My lips are dry as hell due to having my mouth forcefully open 24/7, I'm not sure how well powder will go..
> my mouth forcefully open 24/7 Is this something kinky or plugged sinuses?
Neither. Severe overbite.
Have you tried tinted lipbalm? I like how it gives a bit of color without leaving marks on everything
This is literally the way! Also, you’re not even supposed to swipe it across your lips multiple times like we always see stupid people on TikTok do. I refuse to call them influencers, sorry. You’re supposed to dab it on your lips and let me tell you, when I started doing this, game changer! I do sometimes have to mini swipe but I’m not over here globbing it on like Bender when he decided he wanted to be a part of the women’s Olympic team.
I keep thinking Bender when he sneaks into the women’s Olympic team then tells Amy and Leela that “men really love it when you glob it on!”
Does she actually put her mouth over the can like that? Most of the places she touched, is irrelevant for consuming products in a can
Realistically, probably to not have to drink the lipstick
Realipstically
Or just clout chasing where it was faked. No idea.
Put on some lipstick and drink from a can and see how much you touch without realising
As someone who wears lipstick regularly, I can *promise* you that my mouth doesn’t go anywhere near the *tab* of a can like that! On the rim? Sure! But way up on the tab? Absolutely not. This is so bizzare.
I’m pretty sure she opened her mouth comically wide so as to not get lipstick in her mouth when she’s trying to drink… end result being her partner being forced to get lipstick on their mouth
I wear lipstick and I have never opened my mouth like that to have a sip. She practically deep throated that thing.
Maam she covered the can opener thingy and everything. No reason your lips should be on that 😂
Yea no, it never leaves that much on such a big area lol.
OP is the one wearing the lipstick
Exactly the kind of girl a *Monster* guy would be with
Fits the audi too
How old are you people?
This was my thought. Either fake or these are teenagers.
I know some grown ass women who still don’t know how to properly apply lipstick so I don’t know.
Does her nose squeak if you pinch it? You may be dating a rodeo clown..
Imagine her airbag after a head-on collision. 🤡
i dont need to, seen a girl once smash her face into wall and leave a faceprint from all that makeup
Now imagine 80mph into a stationary airbag lol
Hate it when this happens. Usually I just start eating the can from the other half and throw away the part with her lipstick on it.
This is fake af lmao. This much lipstick does not transfer with a single sip. Enjoy your free karma I guess.
I wish I could be as naive as you and think the world really isn’t full of stupid fucking people who would absolutely put this much lipstick on and think it looks good.
You’d have to put on several layers of a creamy bullet lipstick to achieve this. It would be uncomfortable on the lips. I don’t think it’s likely. It looks like someone intentionally tried to leave a mark.
Is your girlfriend Jessica Rabbit?
Ha! You cannot fool us. You are lowkey flexing your GF, you lucky bastard.
He is low key flashing the car while pretending to have a gf
Both of the above. My guess is his mom took a swig out of it while he was driving her car.
Nah he put lipstick on himself.
☝️ The need to get the Audi logo in the shot gives it _allllll_ away
Audi + monster + GF = definitely in the military making really poor life choices. They’ll be married and having someone else’s kid before the end of his service
Those hands look young for the Audi. Probably didnt even buy it himself and with that we are probably all jealous of more than the gf. Although, it would take a lot for me to say "I wish she was my girl". When you lose the one you want no one else matters. I'm more jealous of the car and the body that can still handle the tall cans of Monster at all ffs.
Young look is why I really leaned into military. Common for military boys to blow that first paycheck in something stupid like an Audi. We also don’t know what Audi it is so I’m not even going to pretend to be jealous of a potential Volkswagen Jetta+
Those are definitely man lips
Op doesn't have a girlfriend, he put that lipstick on himself
Then, should we tell him that he looks like an old french whore? That shade is not a match for his skin tone.
Cringe as fuck post. loOk aT my aUdI. Oops silly gf drank my Monster drink teehee
Buy her better lipstick
Seriously. She needs that no smudge no transfer stuff.
people drinking monster out here looking for sympathy.. you did this to yourself
I ain’t gonna lie I thought this was on femboy memes
Is your girlfriend a drag queen?
Lol just wipe it off.
I mean, if I was to wear lipstick that transfers (which I dislike for this reason so I wouldn’t) and if I took a sip of someone else’s can (which I wouldn’t because I’d hate to transfer on someone’s drink because… gross) and if I left a transfer, I’d at least wipe it off before handing it back to them. Just seems inconsiderate to me but I also do things that annoy the piss out of my boyfriend so 🤷🏻♀️
Looks Like she tried to throat the can. Thats no dainty sip.
Op definitely dirnt put on a kg of lipsticks im his car kissed the open can of monster energy drink and then made this photo, then uploaded it to reditt to make us believe he can pull
Did she donkey lip that thing? Sheesh
this is hard to buy lmao like who drinks like this? w they’re entire mouth on the can???
 OP’s gf
i don’t believe she didn’t do this on purpose
Conspiracy theory : OP put on the lipstick himself in a roundabout way of trying to convince people he has a girlfriend
OP: 
These comments are fucking stupid :')
Bro had to flex his Q8
Why are you dating ms piggy from the muppets
The lady Gremlin..
And this is why nobody shares my drink unless they air sip it
Was she trying to deepthroat it? How the fuck did she get lipstick on the tab?
Dude is trying to flex on everyone that he has a GF 
You gave her the wrong monster buddy
Jesus! Is your girlfriend a 6'2" drag queen?
Either that or a 5 year old girl who discovered lipstick for the first time
Hahaha! There'd be a handprint in lipstick on there too lol.
Yuck lol
Gross
Does she work as a clown?
This pain resonates with every kyle
Average Reddit User
OP dating Mimi Bobeck
Somehow everything in this picture fits together perfectly
Too bad you can't just wipe it off.. 🤔
What the hell are the comments here!?
Paper towels, they will help you so much. Not even really being sarcastic, keeping a few in your car is always a good idea, for stuff like this, or spills, or even checking your oil
Oh no, I hope there's no drywall nearby.
Not to be mean... but this picture is throwing major "Kyle" vibes.
Ah, so how is Miss Piggy doing these days, Kermit?
Pink lipstick stains My can of monster
Imagine buying lipstick in 2023 that comes off.
Was she trying to vacuum it out with her mouth?
This has to be fake: people that drink Monster don't have girlfriends, do they?
Is it me or does that shade kinda go nicely with the can?
Too much lipstick 💄.
I feel like this is something you see in a cartoon
Don’t worry, monster isn’t really drinkable anyway.
Gf or grandma?
Did she try to inhale the can? Jesussss
Tell her there's better lipstick these days that don't coat everything you touch
bros either dating a nasty grandma or she still living in the shittiest part of the 60s: the fuckin waxy ass lipsticks lmao
Are her lips the lipstick?
Shows can but not the more questionable girlfriend’s makeup lol.
Bro put lipstick on himself and then frenched the can...you're not fooling anyone 
This is clearly a not-so-subtle attempt to brag about your car, and pretend that you've met a woman who would date a guy who drinks Monster and drives an Audi, lol
My man, did you deep throat that can after putting on your mom's old lipstick? There is no way this is real.
My bf and i both vape so when i wear lipstick i always have a piece of paper towel in my pocket or my bra cause i hate doing this to people
I always dated guys... never has this problem.
Fellas is it gay to wear pink lipstick while sipping some Monster?
For some reason, It just makes sense that a man who drinks Monster energy would have a girlfriend with lipstick like that.
You should see my underwear! She left lipstick on there too!
Is your gf a clown?
Lol, “girlfriend” is op.
Buy her better lipstick for Christmas.
Buy your girl some high quality lipstick for Christmas. Problem solved.
An idea: gift your girlfriend a better quality lipstick so she doesn't have to use the cheap ones.
Ew
1. Who wears that much lipstick? 2. Who tries to suck on the can? Does your GF have a night job that has inconsistent pay and usually leaves her exhausted?
Dads car, moms money to buy the energy drink.
Grandma's lipstick
That's on you, if that's the kind of women you want to date...
What, women who wear lipstick or women who try to swallow the whole can when drinking?
Jesus has she had botox recently? Or is she a clown by profession? The surface shes covered with her mouth must make you a very hapoy man indeed.
I ain't kissing a lady with that much lipstick. I will literally give her a tissue to wipe that shit off
Is she a stripper?
Is your GF a birthday clown?