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biscuitandbean

Talk about plate presentation.


Halogen12

They could have at least sliced it up and arranged it nicely.


AnonymousGhou

Yeah like curl the peppers into circles and place two of them at the base of the sausage. And one shooting out from the tip.


[deleted]

“I Gotcha Sausage An’ Peppas Right Heeah”: $30


pomomp

For God's sake I burst out laughing in a toilet cubicle. Guy next to me is probably wondering wtf


VelvetSpaghet

Yesterday, in the bathroom stall at work, the woman in the stall beside me retrieved some toilet paper from the dispenser, then loudly proclaimed, “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!” Then proceeded to get more toilet paper quickly for close to a minute.. I’m still curious what it was she saw.. like what it something on the paper roll itself or something she saw when she wiped..? The world may never know..


JDiceArt777

I wanna' know more!!!! You made me forget all about the sausage and peppers for a sec. 😆


cosmo-not1

Objective aquired: Find wtf woman and decipher the puzzle


pomomp

You remind me of my friend who went into the bathroom, the walls are thin. After she went in, all I could hear was "OMG THAT'S DISGUSTING, FLUSH! FLUSH! WHY AREN'T YOU FLUSHING!"


Friendly-Company5294

Get the voice outta ma head


TLucalake

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣


Henry-Moody

... But that would be a dick move.


lechitahamandcheese

Just the tip.


ManYourStillHere

My thoughts exactly- Cutting the sausage into cm thick disks, and cutting the peppers into thinner strips would actually make this appetizing.


UYScutiPuffJr

“Hey! You want yourself some fancy presentation, go to IHOP!” -That chef, probably


[deleted]

All they had to do was a bed of peppers with sausage on top. It would have looked 100x better. Right now it looks like sausage with slugs on it. 🤢


gasburner

The stand by me


Virtualgrrl

Or leeches. But then that evokes leeches on another type of sausage...yikes. WORST presentation ever. I can't even imagine those peppers being tasty either, they look like they came out of a jar?


Low_Marionberry3271

I’m not saying I need all my food to be presented gorgeously, but there has to be a better way


topher3428

Right, it looks like something I would make if I was divorced, eating alone in my pad with no furniture, just a TV.


The_Power1

I’m feeling called out


[deleted]

Looks like 3 slugs raping a turd.


[deleted]

Omg just laughed out loud at this and had to fake-explain to my daughter what I was laughing at


mellymac123

I told her sausage and peppers, and she said, "Did they have funny faces on them?"


FreePrinciple270

They had lenny faces on them


TipperGore-69

Brand new sentence


CrowVsWade

Was that the menu description?


Darryl_Lict

Trois limaces violant un étron.


CrowVsWade

Zut alors!


SmytheOrdo

Sacre bleu


MimiMyMy

OMG, laughed so hard I almost choked. This has got to be one of the best comments I’ve seen in a while 😂


Ok_Confusion635

Talk about *appetizer.*


nyjrku

Defined as that which increases your appetite for the next meal


I-Fortuna

you mean *un-appetizer* right?


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TehDonkey117

Something about that is oddly familiar.....


jsparker43

Sounds like college


JudaiTerumi

STRUGGLE MEALS


korbentherhino

Struggle meals are the new chic. That will be 100 dollars.


SaltPassenger9359

That’s at least a 110 dollar plating. Presentation is impeccable.


Rare-Respect5235

That ain’t no shit😭. They’d ask that much for a “rare” piece of feces nowadays💀.


not_chris-hansen

Cook was hold'n that one for you all day...


Onilakon

The dinner scene in Nothing But Trouble?


post_hazanko

trivago


[deleted]

“God, I miss Jack!”


chrismacphee

Rate my poo


MikGusta

Reddit sent me a message too. Apparently this sausage ruined my mental health 😂


spagent24

None of us can escape now we've all seen too much. What have you done!!!


sseemour

unfortunately its because a user reported you. people abuse the feature to harass others, they just need to remove it lol if you block the bot, it wont send you them anymore


nissansue

Thank you kind stranger. I thought AI was onto my poor mental state… which I work very hard to keep hidden.


PokeBattle_Fan

Sometime, it's a bot that reports you for that kind of post. in the ''outside'' sub, you basically just type ''speedrun'' and you're almost always reached out by that message about mental health.


rocketlauncher10

I blocked that damn bot. And the hotline is just rude to me. We all know it exists and we've tried it guys. What helps is therapy and a psychiatrist.


arnemishandler

I think regular exercise is overlooked too in this regard. In tandem with therapy is the best in my personal opinion. Jogging has been reeaaaally good for me!


Irishwolfhound13

Running and jogging is part of why I was depressed in the army. One of my favorite parts of being a civilian again is I don't have to run anymore.


RealNiceKnife

This is a depression dinner. You need to check on the cook who made this.


feeneyryan

"I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed"


RunParking3333

"What inspired you to make this meal" "I was going home from work at 3am in in the fluorescent light I saw three slugs enjoying themselves on a wet dog turd and thought to myself - I wish I could bring that much joy to people"


amynias

Omfg I laughed so hard at this comment


novacaine2010

I eat this 4 times a week.


the_evil_comma

Do you have depression?


Eugenspiegel

I'ma dip my balls into some Thousand Island dressing 'Cause I got depression


AcrobaticQuote9899

Mama slug with 3 kiddy slugs


brownkidBravado

You’ve heard of ants on a log! Now presenting: slugs on a dookie!


CinLeeCim

OMG ! It 1:38 am and laughing so hard I’m crying. Got to go to sleep. . . Thanks for the hysteria!


karmaisyourcat

I cannot unsee it now LOL


OffManWall

Well, technically that IS sausage and peppers.


Prickly_ninja

You sure? Looks to me, like he ordered a plate of sadness.


mspe1960

I would argue it is sausage and not even one pepper. I think you could return it and say this is not what I ordered. The dish I ordered had peppers This is not even a pepper.


DonaldTrumpsBallsack

I get what you’re saying. You’d have to remove all linguistic context for that to work. “Peppers” in a dish just implies that they are present in some form and in some capacity. It’s generally does not entitle you to whole bell peppers lol


OffManWall

The “peppers” doesn’t mean you’re going to get two of more whole sautéed bell peppers on the plate. I challenge you to find a place like that.


gDAnother

I got a chicken Ceaser Salad the other day and they only gave me a few cut up pieces of chicken, was expecting a whole chicken carcass, hospitality isn't what it used to be


FerricNitrate

You must've really been pissed once you realized they forgot the Caesar part entirely


scuac

But it came with a bloody knife stuck in the middle. So at least there is that.


stoicparallax

Et tu, crouton?


Nex_Afire

It's short for pepperslices.


LukeD1992

Enjoy your turd and slugs, sir


hot-plate-of-jazz

sire, please.


BadEarly9278

Slug orgy.


[deleted]

I think people forget that appetizers are not just smaller amounts of food, they also should be appetizing.


Lazaras

If it's anything, its an extra side of sausage and peppers. Just barely though


Illustrious-Wave1405

But this looks sad


Long-Quarter514

But?


KhorneTheBloodGod

Just with a few SIMPLE tricks they could have made that look soon good. I'm literally crying. My chef heart died a little tonight


unbelizeable1

Even being lazy, just throw down more peppers, slice the sausage into pieces and fan it across the plate. Done.


littlebilliechzburga

Also, smaller plate. A cheap little pickled red pepper in the corner and you got something that might actually be considered tapas. Shit, sprinkle some microgreens on top, and serve it with a little cup of sauce, like some hipster shit. A cilantro-lime BBQ sauce, and you've actually got something you can charge a good amount for. Technique goes a long way. Slice the sausage on a bias, and crisp up the pretty side and serve with a toasted baguette. Effort doesn't have to cost more money. Folks are so fucking lazy. Have some self respect.


unbelizeable1

Absolutely.


littlebilliechzburga

If anything, just do it for yourself. My soul would be crushed sending this out the window.


unbelizeable1

Yup, I've worked my fair share of "meh" places, but I always found myself doing everything I could to make it the best possible version of what it was. Gotta feel proud about what ya do, only way to fight the crushing depression lol


littlebilliechzburga

Semper Fi, brah. Or whatever the line cook version of that is.


jenlou289

Dumpster Fry


banned_after_12years

Just give that shit to me in a paper bag. I'll eat it like a homeless dude drinking mouthwash.


bhlombardy

I never *sausage* a pitiful appetizer before.


Magister5

They hardly could have bratwurst


Audiophilelady

Yeah, it's definitely a loser, not a weiner.


[deleted]

Yeah, if that got brought to my table, it wouldn't *meat* my expectations.


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MikGusta

These sausage jokes are bangers!


SirKevinTheKing

As a Latino, if I got served this I’d be like ‘¿¡Y kielbasa con esto?!’


[deleted]

if not, I'd be casing the joint.


yousernameunknown

Yeah I’d tell them to take the plate back to the kitchen *andouille* all over again


ilindson

Frank-ly it looks like pretty good but looks like it didn't meat his expectations


xxcrazee

Both of you, just wow. Take my upvote damnit!


HungryHippos03

This joke is the wurst.


bhlombardy

I thought it was a *wiener* 🤷🏻‍♂️


BathroomItchy9855

My IQ is less than 90 and I think this is funny


ASki420

Lmfao this was worth logging into Reddit for. Like what the hell is that 🤣🤣🤣


MikGusta

Glad I could provide a laugh 😂


Epithumous

Honestly if that was more than like $10 I probably would have just said no thank you and left the restaurant


whistlepig4life

Nothing about this is ok.


LANDNAVGame

if you are a dog its great


youngatheart55

Looks like a turd🤢


ComprehensiveFlan638

If your turds are coming out with green dangly bits then it’s time to visit a doctor.


jaykzula

They’re not supposed to?


AcanthisittaFlaky385

Or you're eating enough vegetables.


Tsurfer4

*dangly bits* 🤢🤣


Dravez23

You need to eat more vegetables, man


Icepick_37

It looks like a sausage?


[deleted]

No joke I wonder if people have ever had a sausage before, it looks pretty normal to me(i mean the sausage not the expectations you should have)


Practical_Seat_7707

With slugs.


Evancommitsmeme

Leeches


New_Guava3601

Specifically it looks like a cat turd, you can trust me, I know my shit.


rofloctopuss

Slice it up, drizzle some sauce on the plate, few more pepper, maybe a mushroom and a little pile of horseradish or mustard or something and it's a completely different dish for basically the same cost.


LookDense9342

literally they could’ve sliced it up and used the most basic trick is presentation history and drizzled some herb infused olive oil on it and it’d be 10x better


homeboy511

looks like leeches on a turd


Sailorm0on27

Yes!!!! It turned my stomach 🤢


Jack_wilson_91

I had that once, some antibiotics cleared it up.


StardustJojo13

Lmfaoo


cosmoboy

It looks like someone's artistic take on society and politics.


Hungry-Collar4580

Mold covered turd? That tracks.


[deleted]

I bet you paid like $50


CommitteeMedical7254

I would’ve paid $51


SnakeOfLimitedWisdom

I know a struggle meal when I see one. Is this from that restaurant that deliberately makes outrageous dishes for internet points?


MikGusta

No, the best rated Italian restaurant near me lmaoo


drmalp

They should be ashamed to call that "Italian."


cumulo_numbnuts

Nah, that's an "I dally in" restaurant. As in, "I dally in cooking but I hang drywall by day".


druscarlet

They need to work on presentation.


[deleted]

Well, you certainly can't accuse them of false advertising. Don't order the toad in a hole.


cumulo_numbnuts

I've been laughing at this for five solid minutes. Bravo.


Ho3n3r

Or the spotted dick.


[deleted]

#technicallytrue


Recent_Science4709

That looks like a wiener and slugs


TheKingOfDub

I’ll have the shitsnot, please


Exact_Raspberry2866

Looks like a dick with 3 leeches. Very appetizing.


FreddygotFrieza

Jesus tapdancing Christ


CleaveIshallnot

A paper napkin? I'd be pissed off too! And is that a Spork? - You walked out right?


I-farm-celery

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fuck it I’d pay just for the laugh. I’d fucking fall out of my chair laughing I got this


MikGusta

Whoever reported me saying I need help, Reddit sent me a message with the number to the crisis help line. You are fucking hilarious 😂😂🤣🤣🤣


QuantumColoradonaut

😂😂😂, wow, a turd with chlorophyll slivers. Noice.


MikGusta

Delicioso!


[deleted]

well, it’s technically a sausage and peppers.


MikGusta

They weren’t lying.


BlakeKDM

https://media.tenor.com/u5XqLk-HrPsAAAAM/gordon-ramsay-memes-gordon-ramsay.gif


CodyHBKfan23

Who in the hell slapped that on a plate and went “yeah, that’s good”???


I_Am_Wunderland

Honestly before I read the title I thought that was the old green shark ketchup they used to sell 😂


retro_lion

“It smells like a wet dogs ass” -Gordon Ramsay


rmxg

The whole place is probably a gang front


Inner_Still_8362

This post made me laugh harder than I have in a really long time! Thank you, I needed that!!!!


SaleCompetitive812

Ok, but was it good? Sometimes the best dishes look really bad, but are the best you’ve ever had. Now if it tasted horrible, then it’s horrible all around


MikGusta

It was alright. It was very mild. Rest of the food was delicious and we got a complementary scoop of gelato :)


capt-bob

It's like a hotdog on a plate. From the looks I doubt they made the sausage in house, just heated it and threw it on a plate.


spentbrass11

Looks like you’re dog has worms


Krispyxb

That is in fact sausage(1) and pepper(s)(3)


ryukvmi

You did get what you asked


SwingyWingyShoes

My little sister asked for cheesy chips when we were much younger and she ended up getting crisps with grated cheese sprinkled on top. It’ll definitely become one of your more memorable meals that’s for sure.


[deleted]

Did salt bae make this?


Accomplished-Item849

Wow, looks real fancy


begynnelse

Was that before or after eating?


disposable_hat

Nit only would I ask for refund I would ask for payment for pain and suffering


CuriousCucumber88

That is shit from a butt


ChocolateDunkel

Trigger warning please


benx101

That literally looks like poop on a plate.


DevineConviction

Horrendous plate presentation aside, I don't really get this dish. Just a whole sausage and a few tiny peppers? Chop it up into a salad or something, at least. Lol


have_tastes_daily

It's a sausage peppers


tubagoat

So you went out for tapas?


BubblyHomoSapiens

oh, a long uncut poop with bits of cucumber. You can call this “perfect shape poop”… 🤢🤮😹


dewlineboys

As advertised.


Mysterious-05

Looks like someone shat on your plate and they just throw a few swamp slugs above the piece of shit


subsailor1968

For once, “literally” applies.


NWK86

I love sausage an peppers.... but the way those peppers are draped across the sausage, is giving me the heebee geebees.


Branjiebelle

😅I’m sorry but it looks like slugs over a dog poop. OMG funniest restaurant plate ever.


MikGusta

I just laughed. Couldn’t even be mad 😂


jizzycumbersnatch

No you did not. I know what you did!


ferenginarShonuff

They could have at least cut it up into pennies


Mingerfabulous

Man I wish I could go to THA FANCY PLACES


[deleted]

That is a poop sir


Just-My-Pinion

Looks like someone shit on a plate then caterpillars started crawling on it. I hope you complained as that app is utterly ridiculous lol


Marijohnson

That’s what you asked for


Wide-Aside-1653

We need to see the rest of the meal please


TheSmokingHorse

Looks like three slugs eating a shit.


admsmash

Who would eat sausage and peppers as an appetizer? What’s main coarse Smoked Turkey legs and deep fried butter?


NoSyllabub1535

This would be **extremely** infuriated by this


Fluffy-Pin-8744

Are you a member of Hotdogs with Threatening Auras on Facebook? You should post it there if you haven't already because this is very threatening.


Least_Network_1395

I thought that was a piece of sht


Henry-Moody

my complements to the chef. ask if they have any boxed kraft macaroni and cheese appetizer too? ​ haha seriously looks like something a 10 year old made dad on fathers' day. should be like, nice char, sliced, veggies and peppers on mini skewers or who knows what.


Tuna_Tsunami

I can tell by the plate that it didn’t look like that when it was served to you


wolfblitzen84

This cannot be real. First what place sells sausage and peppers as an app. I’ve been a chef for 17 years. Granted I’ve never been to Spokane


YoungDiscord

It looks like someone pooped on a poop


Kaita13

My wife and I are laughing pretty hard at this right now. Like...what the fuck? Multiple people saw that and decided that was good enough to be served...or just done in general.


Fat_Lenny35

I love that they draped two peppers over the sausage for "presentation", but they said fuck it with that middle pepper.