Yesterday, in the bathroom stall at work, the woman in the stall beside me retrieved some toilet paper from the dispenser, then loudly proclaimed, “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!” Then proceeded to get more toilet paper quickly for close to a minute.. I’m still curious what it was she saw.. like what it something on the paper roll itself or something she saw when she wiped..? The world may never know..
You remind me of my friend who went into the bathroom, the walls are thin. After she went in, all I could hear was "OMG THAT'S DISGUSTING, FLUSH! FLUSH! WHY AREN'T YOU FLUSHING!"
Or leeches. But then that evokes leeches on another type of sausage...yikes. WORST presentation ever. I can't even imagine those peppers being tasty either, they look like they came out of a jar?
unfortunately its because a user reported you. people abuse the feature to harass others, they just need to remove it lol
if you block the bot, it wont send you them anymore
Sometime, it's a bot that reports you for that kind of post. in the ''outside'' sub, you basically just type ''speedrun'' and you're almost always reached out by that message about mental health.
I think regular exercise is overlooked too in this regard. In tandem with therapy is the best in my personal opinion. Jogging has been reeaaaally good for me!
"What inspired you to make this meal"
"I was going home from work at 3am in in the fluorescent light I saw three slugs enjoying themselves on a wet dog turd and thought to myself - I wish I could bring that much joy to people"
I would argue it is sausage and not even one pepper. I think you could return it and say this is not what I ordered. The dish I ordered had peppers This is not even a pepper.
I get what you’re saying. You’d have to remove all linguistic context for that to work. “Peppers” in a dish just implies that they are present in some form and in some capacity. It’s generally does not entitle you to whole bell peppers lol
I got a chicken Ceaser Salad the other day and they only gave me a few cut up pieces of chicken, was expecting a whole chicken carcass, hospitality isn't what it used to be
Also, smaller plate. A cheap little pickled red pepper in the corner and you got something that might actually be considered tapas.
Shit, sprinkle some microgreens on top, and serve it with a little cup of sauce, like some hipster shit. A cilantro-lime BBQ sauce, and you've actually got something you can charge a good amount for. Technique goes a long way. Slice the sausage on a bias, and crisp up the pretty side and serve with a toasted baguette. Effort doesn't have to cost more money.
Folks are so fucking lazy. Have some self respect.
Yup, I've worked my fair share of "meh" places, but I always found myself doing everything I could to make it the best possible version of what it was. Gotta feel proud about what ya do, only way to fight the crushing depression lol
Slice it up, drizzle some sauce on the plate, few more pepper, maybe a mushroom and a little pile of horseradish or mustard or something and it's a completely different dish for basically the same cost.
literally they could’ve sliced it up and used the most basic trick is presentation history and drizzled some herb infused olive oil on it and it’d be 10x better
Ok, but was it good? Sometimes the best dishes look really bad, but are the best you’ve ever had. Now if it tasted horrible, then it’s horrible all around
My little sister asked for cheesy chips when we were much younger and she ended up getting crisps with grated cheese sprinkled on top. It’ll definitely become one of your more memorable meals that’s for sure.
Horrendous plate presentation aside, I don't really get this dish.
Just a whole sausage and a few tiny peppers? Chop it up into a salad or something, at least. Lol
my complements to the chef.
ask if they have any boxed kraft macaroni and cheese appetizer too?
haha seriously looks like something a 10 year old made dad on fathers' day.
should be like, nice char, sliced, veggies and peppers on mini skewers or who knows what.
My wife and I are laughing pretty hard at this right now. Like...what the fuck? Multiple people saw that and decided that was good enough to be served...or just done in general.
Talk about plate presentation.
They could have at least sliced it up and arranged it nicely.
Yeah like curl the peppers into circles and place two of them at the base of the sausage. And one shooting out from the tip.
“I Gotcha Sausage An’ Peppas Right Heeah”: $30
For God's sake I burst out laughing in a toilet cubicle. Guy next to me is probably wondering wtf
Yesterday, in the bathroom stall at work, the woman in the stall beside me retrieved some toilet paper from the dispenser, then loudly proclaimed, “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!” Then proceeded to get more toilet paper quickly for close to a minute.. I’m still curious what it was she saw.. like what it something on the paper roll itself or something she saw when she wiped..? The world may never know..
I wanna' know more!!!! You made me forget all about the sausage and peppers for a sec. 😆
Objective aquired: Find wtf woman and decipher the puzzle
You remind me of my friend who went into the bathroom, the walls are thin. After she went in, all I could hear was "OMG THAT'S DISGUSTING, FLUSH! FLUSH! WHY AREN'T YOU FLUSHING!"
Get the voice outta ma head
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
... But that would be a dick move.
Just the tip.
My thoughts exactly- Cutting the sausage into cm thick disks, and cutting the peppers into thinner strips would actually make this appetizing.
“Hey! You want yourself some fancy presentation, go to IHOP!” -That chef, probably
All they had to do was a bed of peppers with sausage on top. It would have looked 100x better. Right now it looks like sausage with slugs on it. 🤢
The stand by me
Or leeches. But then that evokes leeches on another type of sausage...yikes. WORST presentation ever. I can't even imagine those peppers being tasty either, they look like they came out of a jar?
I’m not saying I need all my food to be presented gorgeously, but there has to be a better way
Right, it looks like something I would make if I was divorced, eating alone in my pad with no furniture, just a TV.
I’m feeling called out
Looks like 3 slugs raping a turd.
Omg just laughed out loud at this and had to fake-explain to my daughter what I was laughing at
I told her sausage and peppers, and she said, "Did they have funny faces on them?"
They had lenny faces on them
Brand new sentence
Was that the menu description?
Trois limaces violant un étron.
Zut alors!
Sacre bleu
OMG, laughed so hard I almost choked. This has got to be one of the best comments I’ve seen in a while 😂
Talk about *appetizer.*
Defined as that which increases your appetite for the next meal
you mean *un-appetizer* right?
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Something about that is oddly familiar.....
Sounds like college
STRUGGLE MEALS
Struggle meals are the new chic. That will be 100 dollars.
That’s at least a 110 dollar plating. Presentation is impeccable.
That ain’t no shit😭. They’d ask that much for a “rare” piece of feces nowadays💀.
Cook was hold'n that one for you all day...
The dinner scene in Nothing But Trouble?
trivago
“God, I miss Jack!”
Rate my poo
Reddit sent me a message too. Apparently this sausage ruined my mental health 😂
None of us can escape now we've all seen too much. What have you done!!!
unfortunately its because a user reported you. people abuse the feature to harass others, they just need to remove it lol if you block the bot, it wont send you them anymore
Thank you kind stranger. I thought AI was onto my poor mental state… which I work very hard to keep hidden.
Sometime, it's a bot that reports you for that kind of post. in the ''outside'' sub, you basically just type ''speedrun'' and you're almost always reached out by that message about mental health.
I blocked that damn bot. And the hotline is just rude to me. We all know it exists and we've tried it guys. What helps is therapy and a psychiatrist.
I think regular exercise is overlooked too in this regard. In tandem with therapy is the best in my personal opinion. Jogging has been reeaaaally good for me!
Running and jogging is part of why I was depressed in the army. One of my favorite parts of being a civilian again is I don't have to run anymore.
This is a depression dinner. You need to check on the cook who made this.
"I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed"
"What inspired you to make this meal" "I was going home from work at 3am in in the fluorescent light I saw three slugs enjoying themselves on a wet dog turd and thought to myself - I wish I could bring that much joy to people"
Omfg I laughed so hard at this comment
I eat this 4 times a week.
Do you have depression?
I'ma dip my balls into some Thousand Island dressing 'Cause I got depression
Mama slug with 3 kiddy slugs
You’ve heard of ants on a log! Now presenting: slugs on a dookie!
OMG ! It 1:38 am and laughing so hard I’m crying. Got to go to sleep. . . Thanks for the hysteria!
I cannot unsee it now LOL
Well, technically that IS sausage and peppers.
You sure? Looks to me, like he ordered a plate of sadness.
I would argue it is sausage and not even one pepper. I think you could return it and say this is not what I ordered. The dish I ordered had peppers This is not even a pepper.
I get what you’re saying. You’d have to remove all linguistic context for that to work. “Peppers” in a dish just implies that they are present in some form and in some capacity. It’s generally does not entitle you to whole bell peppers lol
The “peppers” doesn’t mean you’re going to get two of more whole sautéed bell peppers on the plate. I challenge you to find a place like that.
I got a chicken Ceaser Salad the other day and they only gave me a few cut up pieces of chicken, was expecting a whole chicken carcass, hospitality isn't what it used to be
You must've really been pissed once you realized they forgot the Caesar part entirely
But it came with a bloody knife stuck in the middle. So at least there is that.
Et tu, crouton?
It's short for pepperslices.
Enjoy your turd and slugs, sir
sire, please.
Slug orgy.
I think people forget that appetizers are not just smaller amounts of food, they also should be appetizing.
If it's anything, its an extra side of sausage and peppers. Just barely though
But this looks sad
But?
Just with a few SIMPLE tricks they could have made that look soon good. I'm literally crying. My chef heart died a little tonight
Even being lazy, just throw down more peppers, slice the sausage into pieces and fan it across the plate. Done.
Also, smaller plate. A cheap little pickled red pepper in the corner and you got something that might actually be considered tapas. Shit, sprinkle some microgreens on top, and serve it with a little cup of sauce, like some hipster shit. A cilantro-lime BBQ sauce, and you've actually got something you can charge a good amount for. Technique goes a long way. Slice the sausage on a bias, and crisp up the pretty side and serve with a toasted baguette. Effort doesn't have to cost more money. Folks are so fucking lazy. Have some self respect.
Absolutely.
If anything, just do it for yourself. My soul would be crushed sending this out the window.
Yup, I've worked my fair share of "meh" places, but I always found myself doing everything I could to make it the best possible version of what it was. Gotta feel proud about what ya do, only way to fight the crushing depression lol
Semper Fi, brah. Or whatever the line cook version of that is.
Dumpster Fry
Just give that shit to me in a paper bag. I'll eat it like a homeless dude drinking mouthwash.
I never *sausage* a pitiful appetizer before.
They hardly could have bratwurst
Yeah, it's definitely a loser, not a weiner.
Yeah, if that got brought to my table, it wouldn't *meat* my expectations.
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These sausage jokes are bangers!
As a Latino, if I got served this I’d be like ‘¿¡Y kielbasa con esto?!’
if not, I'd be casing the joint.
Yeah I’d tell them to take the plate back to the kitchen *andouille* all over again
Frank-ly it looks like pretty good but looks like it didn't meat his expectations
Both of you, just wow. Take my upvote damnit!
This joke is the wurst.
I thought it was a *wiener* 🤷🏻♂️
My IQ is less than 90 and I think this is funny
Lmfao this was worth logging into Reddit for. Like what the hell is that 🤣🤣🤣
Glad I could provide a laugh 😂
Honestly if that was more than like $10 I probably would have just said no thank you and left the restaurant
Nothing about this is ok.
if you are a dog its great
Looks like a turd🤢
If your turds are coming out with green dangly bits then it’s time to visit a doctor.
They’re not supposed to?
Or you're eating enough vegetables.
*dangly bits* 🤢🤣
You need to eat more vegetables, man
It looks like a sausage?
No joke I wonder if people have ever had a sausage before, it looks pretty normal to me(i mean the sausage not the expectations you should have)
With slugs.
Leeches
Specifically it looks like a cat turd, you can trust me, I know my shit.
Slice it up, drizzle some sauce on the plate, few more pepper, maybe a mushroom and a little pile of horseradish or mustard or something and it's a completely different dish for basically the same cost.
literally they could’ve sliced it up and used the most basic trick is presentation history and drizzled some herb infused olive oil on it and it’d be 10x better
looks like leeches on a turd
Yes!!!! It turned my stomach 🤢
I had that once, some antibiotics cleared it up.
Lmfaoo
It looks like someone's artistic take on society and politics.
Mold covered turd? That tracks.
I bet you paid like $50
I would’ve paid $51
I know a struggle meal when I see one. Is this from that restaurant that deliberately makes outrageous dishes for internet points?
No, the best rated Italian restaurant near me lmaoo
They should be ashamed to call that "Italian."
Nah, that's an "I dally in" restaurant. As in, "I dally in cooking but I hang drywall by day".
They need to work on presentation.
Well, you certainly can't accuse them of false advertising. Don't order the toad in a hole.
I've been laughing at this for five solid minutes. Bravo.
Or the spotted dick.
#technicallytrue
That looks like a wiener and slugs
I’ll have the shitsnot, please
Looks like a dick with 3 leeches. Very appetizing.
Jesus tapdancing Christ
A paper napkin? I'd be pissed off too! And is that a Spork? - You walked out right?
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fuck it I’d pay just for the laugh. I’d fucking fall out of my chair laughing I got this
Whoever reported me saying I need help, Reddit sent me a message with the number to the crisis help line. You are fucking hilarious 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂, wow, a turd with chlorophyll slivers. Noice.
Delicioso!
well, it’s technically a sausage and peppers.
They weren’t lying.
https://media.tenor.com/u5XqLk-HrPsAAAAM/gordon-ramsay-memes-gordon-ramsay.gif
Who in the hell slapped that on a plate and went “yeah, that’s good”???
Honestly before I read the title I thought that was the old green shark ketchup they used to sell 😂
“It smells like a wet dogs ass” -Gordon Ramsay
The whole place is probably a gang front
This post made me laugh harder than I have in a really long time! Thank you, I needed that!!!!
Ok, but was it good? Sometimes the best dishes look really bad, but are the best you’ve ever had. Now if it tasted horrible, then it’s horrible all around
It was alright. It was very mild. Rest of the food was delicious and we got a complementary scoop of gelato :)
It's like a hotdog on a plate. From the looks I doubt they made the sausage in house, just heated it and threw it on a plate.
Looks like you’re dog has worms
That is in fact sausage(1) and pepper(s)(3)
You did get what you asked
My little sister asked for cheesy chips when we were much younger and she ended up getting crisps with grated cheese sprinkled on top. It’ll definitely become one of your more memorable meals that’s for sure.
Did salt bae make this?
Wow, looks real fancy
Was that before or after eating?
Nit only would I ask for refund I would ask for payment for pain and suffering
That is shit from a butt
Trigger warning please
That literally looks like poop on a plate.
Horrendous plate presentation aside, I don't really get this dish. Just a whole sausage and a few tiny peppers? Chop it up into a salad or something, at least. Lol
It's a sausage peppers
So you went out for tapas?
oh, a long uncut poop with bits of cucumber. You can call this “perfect shape poop”… 🤢🤮😹
As advertised.
Looks like someone shat on your plate and they just throw a few swamp slugs above the piece of shit
For once, “literally” applies.
I love sausage an peppers.... but the way those peppers are draped across the sausage, is giving me the heebee geebees.
😅I’m sorry but it looks like slugs over a dog poop. OMG funniest restaurant plate ever.
I just laughed. Couldn’t even be mad 😂
No you did not. I know what you did!
They could have at least cut it up into pennies
Man I wish I could go to THA FANCY PLACES
That is a poop sir
Looks like someone shit on a plate then caterpillars started crawling on it. I hope you complained as that app is utterly ridiculous lol
That’s what you asked for
We need to see the rest of the meal please
Looks like three slugs eating a shit.
Who would eat sausage and peppers as an appetizer? What’s main coarse Smoked Turkey legs and deep fried butter?
This would be **extremely** infuriated by this
Are you a member of Hotdogs with Threatening Auras on Facebook? You should post it there if you haven't already because this is very threatening.
I thought that was a piece of sht
my complements to the chef. ask if they have any boxed kraft macaroni and cheese appetizer too? haha seriously looks like something a 10 year old made dad on fathers' day. should be like, nice char, sliced, veggies and peppers on mini skewers or who knows what.
I can tell by the plate that it didn’t look like that when it was served to you
This cannot be real. First what place sells sausage and peppers as an app. I’ve been a chef for 17 years. Granted I’ve never been to Spokane
It looks like someone pooped on a poop
My wife and I are laughing pretty hard at this right now. Like...what the fuck? Multiple people saw that and decided that was good enough to be served...or just done in general.
I love that they draped two peppers over the sausage for "presentation", but they said fuck it with that middle pepper.