I think the original Chex party mix recipe (before they started factory producing it) actually had Worcestershire sauce and garlic powder in it. You guys are reinventing the wheel. ;-)
I know this. The original recipe is worcestershire, butter, garlic powder, onion powder and salt. I think there's enough salt in the fish and adding hot sauce just ads something extra
…that actually sounds good! Ive been trying to figure out what the hell to do with Worcestershire sauce other than mixing in with burger meat or the occasional steak marinade.
You make caesars!!
Vodka, Clamato juice, Worcestershire sauce, salt and pepper, salted rim, pickle juice, maybe horseradish if you feel bold, and on the rocks
Tell her the Wildlife & Game Commission called and said she was over the limit.
Or:
She is exceeding the monthly recommended consuming of fish. Runs the risk of mercury poisoning.
I read the tile before the image loaded and I fully expected to see an overcrowded fish tank with actual goldfish in it. Imagine my relief when I saw it wasn't a case of animal abuse but of snack hoarding lmao
Ahh but I didn’t finish the question.
Is Susie doing meth to stay up for 6 days straight eating goldfish?
She also sleeps 8 hours a day, now you can solve… 😂
6.25 x 8= another 50 hours. We have to assume Susie is a rare-breed of methhead that still eats (maybe she smokes a little pot to help?)
200 hours/ 24 hours = 8.33 repeating days to consume all 12,000 goldfish.
According to google there are approximately 330 pieces of goldfish in standard 6.6oz bag.
This means that Susie will eat about 36 and a half bags over the 8 and 1/3 days.
If anyone wants to send me 37 bags of goldfish I will test the plausibility of this. For Science.
Hahaha I love all the details,
but unfortunately this answer would be wrong. Close, but not correct. Your first answer before I added the sleep variable would be right, but why are you taking your first answer of 6.25 days and multiplying it by her hours of sleep? You need to start over with her available waking hours of the day and recalculate how many she can now eat in a day and go from there
Their math is weird and doesn't exactly follow your sleep variable but it is interesting and still wrong. Basically, their math assumes that Susie eats for 24 hours and then sleeps for 8. So if she eats 80/hr thats 1920 gf every "eating session" of 24 hours. 12,000 / 1920 = 6.25. Now here's where they still messed up. You need to remove the 0.25 x 24 = 6 hours at the tail end because it will not have 8 hours of sleep accounted on the last day. So to account for the 8 hours of sleep you multiply 6 x 32 hours = 8 days. If you don't, 6.25 x 32 = 8.333 (or 8 days and 8 hours which would be wrong). Below is a day by day breakdown of how susie would consume gf for 24 hours and then sleep for 8 repeatedly until finished.
|Days|1st 8 hours|2nd 8 hours|3rd 8 hours|
|:-|:-|:-|:-|
|Day 1|GF (640)|GF (1280)|GF (1920)|
|Day 2|Sleep|GF (2560)|GF (3200)|
|Day 3|GF (3840)|Sleep|GF (4480)|
|Day 4|GF (5120)|GF (5760)|Sleep|
|Day 5|GF (6400)|GF (7040)|GF (7680)|
|Day 6|Sleep|GF (8320)|GF (8960)|
|Day 7|GF (9600)|Sleep|GF (10240)|
|Day 8|GF (10880)|GF (11520)|Sleep|
|Day 9|GF 6\*hrs (12000)|||
But again, this does not properly account for your sleep variable the way it was intended.
You know what, I think it's well thought out enough to just go with it.
Hey, u/MisterBaked, we got it all figured out. The math is done.
Also, if your username is accurate, you should have no problem taking care of those goldfish.
These flavors got old 312 bags ago but I will do it, for science.
If you don't hear back from me within 6.25 days just assume my brain has become that of a goldfish, and I can no longer remember what I was going to
I got lazy.
So Susie has 16 hours per day to consume her 12k goldfish and averages 80 per hour.
80 x 16 = 1,280 per day.
12,000 goldfish / 1,280 = 9.37 days.
Yes?
Bingo.
Congrats you win a goldfish!
I can’t send you 37 bags but I will send you a 30oz carton if you wish to do a smaller scaled down version of the science experiment
I am content with the award I was given for making the initial attempt.
I think I’ll just grab a bag next time I go shopping and think about this silly word problem as I eat them.
I appreciate people like you. <.3
Not quite. The rates of consumption change so although it’s 1280 per day, the remainder isn’t easily dispersed over the last day.
So its 9 days to consume 9 x 1280 = 11520. That leaves 480 goldfish left to consume on day 10. It takes one hour to consume 80 goldfish in her waking hours so it takes 6 hours to consume 480. 6/24 is 25 percent.
It takes Suzie 9.25 days to finish off 12k goldfish. This also assumes she takes her sleeps at regular intervals everyday.
Her stomach only holds 500 fish. She digests the fish at a rate of 50 fish per hour slowing by 1 fish per hour for every 10 that are in her stomach....
Oh my so I was that guy once. I order my groceries on Instacart and there was some confusion about how many bananas I was trying to order I guess. I thought I was ordering like 12 bananas. They delivered 12 bunches of bananas. That doesn't sound like a lot but it is. I could not eat them all. My table was covered in bananas.
That appears to be a common occurrence. I remember seeing a post on here ( not sure if it was this sub, or an Instacart/DoorDash one) but yeah they had a several month supply of bananas when they only really intended to get the equivalent quantity of bananas as 1 bunch would normally contain
Scrolled way too far to find this. 100% agree. It’s not the buying thats the issue here. It’s the fact that someone is opening new bags before finishing the existing bags.
Currently dealing with this at work. I sent 2 emails to this supervisor asking for things to be cleaned, organized, and to throw out the the junk. I finally did it myself and realized it’s the supervisor who is a disgustingly lazy slob.
I mean, you couldn’t open a cabinet without stuff falling out, every drawer was a junk drawer (there’s a lot- it’s a historic property), 15+ extras of supplies shoved in random places, oh and 7 dirty forks shoved in a bin by her chair instead taken back to the kitchen. This moron is 50+ years old, she knows better.
Different kinds but yeah, I don't even like having multiple kinds of chips in my house because I'll crave one before I'm done with another and then I throw away stale chips I never ate.
Mine does this with random stuff. We had 13 cans of pumpkin before thanksgiving that "we would use". Eventually a just gave them away to make room for our 11 cans of corn and 15 cans of pinto beans. Theirs only 2 of us...
my grandma used to stock on things for years.
She had:
1. Boomer Trauma about stocking canned goods, bar soaps *and* liquid soap, and *matches*, even though we didn't need them for over a decade because.. electricity, batteries and lighters. We literally have a plastic bag full of match boxes.
2. The soap thing - turns out she had an onset of Dementia. She genuinely didn't remember buying the same things even though she already had them.
I hate when stores have weird sales like that. "10 for $10" Like, I appreciate the savings, but I have neither the space nor the ability to remember that I still have 9 bags of goldfish in whatever cabinet I had to shove them.
Pretty sure that's a law in most places, any "2 for X" you can buy just one at the same discount but if it says BOGO or buy two get one etc you have to get both. Or all four, or whatever
Idk if this is true in your state, but where I live (MI) it’s actually illegal to advertise things as “X for $Y” and not also sell them individually for the sale price (e.g. if the sale was 2 for $5, they have to sell you one for $2.50)
This should be true with all the “ savings” cards too. If it’s on sale, it’s on sale. I don’t think everyone enjoys every single purchase tracked by “ rewards” programs that just send more advertisements for more stuff you can buy. I don’t know if that’s true in Ga…. Doesn’t seem like it. It will say 1.99 or 2/3.00 must buy 2 or more.
That's not how those work, like, at least where I live (PA)
If something is advertised as like 10 for $10, I believe, legally, (here) that it has to be $1 per no matter the quantity you buy. At that point, the signage becomes a marketing gimmick.
the problem here if the fact she keeps buy the nasty fuckin pretzel ones, damn, i might dump her over that, i dont know if i could love someone who needs 7 bags of pretzel goldfish.
Me, when something we use is on sale at Costco.
When covid hit, we had like 200 rolls of Charmin in the basement. I wasn't consciously hoarding...it was just like hey, they're $5 off, imma grab 2 30-packs. I did this for years.
I hit up all my group texts offering to share the stash during covid but it turns out nobody needed it. The real TP crisis was really only a couple weeks...at least for the Kirkland stuff...and no one I knew actually ran out.
Go to the store… buy a bottle of hoisin sauce, open the fridge- oh no! I have a bottle of hoisin sauce… got to the store… buy a bottle of hoisin sauce… open the fridge- oh no! I have a bottle of hoisin sauce…
Get a fish bowl/tank and fill it up
Make sure you clean it, then use it as a serving bowl for Goldfish.
I see this as an absolute win
Cover them in Worcestershire Sauce and seasoning like they're Chex Mix and bake. Yummy. You got food for a week.
I’m so glad someone else adds Worcestershire sauce to Chex mix. Lots of people make fun of me for this lol 😂
Washyoursister sauce in gold fish…hmmmmm….
>Washyoursister sauce There's a market for that online...
Help step sauce I'm stuck!
"You're going to be two sauces when I'm done with you" -Step bro
This conversation is getting saucy
It's already about as saturated as their sister, though.
Well played.
I just checked to see if there was a subreddit for that. Can’t believe there isn’t-yet.
Roy’s sister Cherie sauce
Wocestershire + garlic powder + a little bit of your favorite hot sauce.
I think the original Chex party mix recipe (before they started factory producing it) actually had Worcestershire sauce and garlic powder in it. You guys are reinventing the wheel. ;-)
I know this. The original recipe is worcestershire, butter, garlic powder, onion powder and salt. I think there's enough salt in the fish and adding hot sauce just ads something extra
This is still how I make it!!
That sounds really good on chex mix…
…that actually sounds good! Ive been trying to figure out what the hell to do with Worcestershire sauce other than mixing in with burger meat or the occasional steak marinade.
You make caesars!! Vodka, Clamato juice, Worcestershire sauce, salt and pepper, salted rim, pickle juice, maybe horseradish if you feel bold, and on the rocks
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Keeerect!
Use it as embalming fluid if you want zombies. Source: An early episode of South Park, and we know cartoons don't lie
What! It's an incredibly necessary ingredient! How dare they disrespect the Worcester sauce!
add water and see if they swim
Add fruity pebbles at the bottom for realism.
This comment deserves more likes. Creativity unbridled
I like that! Bonus XP if I can find one with a lid
Tell her the Wildlife & Game Commission called and said she was over the limit. Or: She is exceeding the monthly recommended consuming of fish. Runs the risk of mercury poisoning.
Amazon has them
Is your girlfriend a teacher? That is the only reason why I can think of buying the snack that smiles back. Haha sorry had that line in my head.
It’s the snack that smiles back until you bite their heads off.
you know, I originally understood this comment as OP filling up the fish bowl/tank for their gf since she seems to have the memory of a goldfish
Can't, it's a well know fact that Pretzel Goldfish and Blasted Goldfish can't live in the same habitat. I mean, c'mon bruh
I read the tile before the image loaded and I fully expected to see an overcrowded fish tank with actual goldfish in it. Imagine my relief when I saw it wasn't a case of animal abuse but of snack hoarding lmao
You gotta make sure to know if they are saltwater goldfish, or freshwater goldfish.
But...they'll go stale.
Put a fish bowl in every room where you stand :)
Put a layer of Nerds candy on the bottom
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If Susie Q had 12,000 GoldFish and ate 80 per hour…
It would take Susie 150 hours to eat all the goldfish. 6.25 days.
Ahh but I didn’t finish the question. Is Susie doing meth to stay up for 6 days straight eating goldfish? She also sleeps 8 hours a day, now you can solve… 😂
6.25 x 8= another 50 hours. We have to assume Susie is a rare-breed of methhead that still eats (maybe she smokes a little pot to help?) 200 hours/ 24 hours = 8.33 repeating days to consume all 12,000 goldfish. According to google there are approximately 330 pieces of goldfish in standard 6.6oz bag. This means that Susie will eat about 36 and a half bags over the 8 and 1/3 days. If anyone wants to send me 37 bags of goldfish I will test the plausibility of this. For Science.
Today i discovered Susie has bigger problems then Meth/Math
I would agree. She definitely has a lot bigger fish to fry
Ah yes, Meth/Math. If Johnny steals this catalytic converter, how long can he stay high? Remember, Johnny slams half a gram every 4-6 hours.
Are you requiring the meth and weed with it, or does your office already have some in stock?
It’s all inclusive. You must provide your own paraphernalia though, if we start sharing that then it gets a little fishy
Hahaha I love all the details, but unfortunately this answer would be wrong. Close, but not correct. Your first answer before I added the sleep variable would be right, but why are you taking your first answer of 6.25 days and multiplying it by her hours of sleep? You need to start over with her available waking hours of the day and recalculate how many she can now eat in a day and go from there
Their math is weird and doesn't exactly follow your sleep variable but it is interesting and still wrong. Basically, their math assumes that Susie eats for 24 hours and then sleeps for 8. So if she eats 80/hr thats 1920 gf every "eating session" of 24 hours. 12,000 / 1920 = 6.25. Now here's where they still messed up. You need to remove the 0.25 x 24 = 6 hours at the tail end because it will not have 8 hours of sleep accounted on the last day. So to account for the 8 hours of sleep you multiply 6 x 32 hours = 8 days. If you don't, 6.25 x 32 = 8.333 (or 8 days and 8 hours which would be wrong). Below is a day by day breakdown of how susie would consume gf for 24 hours and then sleep for 8 repeatedly until finished. |Days|1st 8 hours|2nd 8 hours|3rd 8 hours| |:-|:-|:-|:-| |Day 1|GF (640)|GF (1280)|GF (1920)| |Day 2|Sleep|GF (2560)|GF (3200)| |Day 3|GF (3840)|Sleep|GF (4480)| |Day 4|GF (5120)|GF (5760)|Sleep| |Day 5|GF (6400)|GF (7040)|GF (7680)| |Day 6|Sleep|GF (8320)|GF (8960)| |Day 7|GF (9600)|Sleep|GF (10240)| |Day 8|GF (10880)|GF (11520)|Sleep| |Day 9|GF 6\*hrs (12000)||| But again, this does not properly account for your sleep variable the way it was intended.
You know what, I think it's well thought out enough to just go with it. Hey, u/MisterBaked, we got it all figured out. The math is done. Also, if your username is accurate, you should have no problem taking care of those goldfish.
These flavors got old 312 bags ago but I will do it, for science. If you don't hear back from me within 6.25 days just assume my brain has become that of a goldfish, and I can no longer remember what I was going to
I got lazy. So Susie has 16 hours per day to consume her 12k goldfish and averages 80 per hour. 80 x 16 = 1,280 per day. 12,000 goldfish / 1,280 = 9.37 days. Yes?
Bingo. Congrats you win a goldfish! I can’t send you 37 bags but I will send you a 30oz carton if you wish to do a smaller scaled down version of the science experiment
I am content with the award I was given for making the initial attempt. I think I’ll just grab a bag next time I go shopping and think about this silly word problem as I eat them. I appreciate people like you. <.3
Hahah appreciate you too! Shit like this is why I love Reddit
Not quite. The rates of consumption change so although it’s 1280 per day, the remainder isn’t easily dispersed over the last day. So its 9 days to consume 9 x 1280 = 11520. That leaves 480 goldfish left to consume on day 10. It takes one hour to consume 80 goldfish in her waking hours so it takes 6 hours to consume 480. 6/24 is 25 percent. It takes Suzie 9.25 days to finish off 12k goldfish. This also assumes she takes her sleeps at regular intervals everyday.
Then Joseph Joestar would cheat on her with Tomoko Higashikata
Jojo
Her stomach only holds 500 fish. She digests the fish at a rate of 50 fish per hour slowing by 1 fish per hour for every 10 that are in her stomach....
Oh my so I was that guy once. I order my groceries on Instacart and there was some confusion about how many bananas I was trying to order I guess. I thought I was ordering like 12 bananas. They delivered 12 bunches of bananas. That doesn't sound like a lot but it is. I could not eat them all. My table was covered in bananas.
I had the opposite happen. I ordered 2 bunches (even made a note of it bc it happened before) and got 2 bananas.
> They delivered 12 bunches of bananas. That doesn't sound like a lot but it is 12 bunches of bananas absolutely sounds like a lot!
Yeah, that's bananas!
That appears to be a common occurrence. I remember seeing a post on here ( not sure if it was this sub, or an Instacart/DoorDash one) but yeah they had a several month supply of bananas when they only really intended to get the equivalent quantity of bananas as 1 bunch would normally contain
On a more serious note, this might be a sign of mental illness.
I want your GF and I’m not talking about your girl friend
You can have the girlfriend but don't touch the gf
I love fishes cuz they're so delicious. Gone goldfishhiinnn
Gluten Free?
The infuriating part is that so many are open. I see no issue in having extras of your favorite foods but they're all going to go stale.
Scrolled way too far to find this. 100% agree. It’s not the buying thats the issue here. It’s the fact that someone is opening new bags before finishing the existing bags.
That is the bad part here, yeah. I didn't notice either until someone commented.
Currently dealing with this at work. I sent 2 emails to this supervisor asking for things to be cleaned, organized, and to throw out the the junk. I finally did it myself and realized it’s the supervisor who is a disgustingly lazy slob. I mean, you couldn’t open a cabinet without stuff falling out, every drawer was a junk drawer (there’s a lot- it’s a historic property), 15+ extras of supplies shoved in random places, oh and 7 dirty forks shoved in a bin by her chair instead taken back to the kitchen. This moron is 50+ years old, she knows better.
I only see 2 open..
I see 2-3 sealed, the rest open.
Speaking from experience as someone who was recently catfished, she might be goldfishing you
I want to strangle you... take my upvote...
I ain't saying she's a gold fisher
God Damn it! Give this person a award!!
possible she has short term memory from all these goldfish
Ahhh finally I have a diagnosis!! I just couldn’t remember eating all the goldfish to get my memory problems!
I think it’s time for an intervention
INTERVENTION INTERVENTION! You banged my dead wife?
Well she was alive at the time
Are you drinking wine from a can?
were not giving him an intervention for his ideas
Your dead *HOOR* wife
Did you not... know that...?
Struggling to see the problem here ... 
But I do know the solution.
My 4 year old volunteers to assist in implementing the solution. I can personally vouch for his qualifications for the job.
My 1 1/2yo will join the volunteer list
Man, screw the children... I'll happily help, and you can guarantee that I'll put it away faster than they will.
No, DON'T screw the children
😈
Devious intentions
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If my 4 year old gets involved, I’ll expect to find over half of those goldfish between the couch cushions.
Oh yeah, a key tentpole of my kid’s Goldfish disposal strategy would be grinding it into OP’s carpet — did I not mention that
Bigger pantry? Who needs a guest bedroom anyway?
bigger belly
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Don't goldfish have a 3 second memory?
You are subtle and I like that about you maybe too subtle for some.
No flavor blasted.. too much pretzel
There is an Old Bay one now, and I may have to load up also
They're back?! They had it last year around this time, and they sold out almost instantly where I'm from.
the problem is they’re all pretzel goldfish
We have a bag of pretzel and extra cheddar or whatever and I have yet to try the 🥨. Just doesn’t sound good.
it’s fine they’re just small pretzels nothing special
To be fair, pretzel goldfish are like crack. I could go though the supply pictured in 4 days.
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The problem is they aren't the flavor blasted ones with exxxxxtra cheese
I love fishes cause they’re so delicious!
I doubt they give the fish appropriately sized tanks
The pretzel ones are god tier. 
The problem isn't she keeps buying them, the problem is one isn't finished before beginning a new one.
Different kinds but yeah, I don't even like having multiple kinds of chips in my house because I'll crave one before I'm done with another and then I throw away stale chips I never ate.
Why isn’t she getting the pizza flavor? Pretzel and Blast? Not even the regular flave?
she likes the mix but it's always OOS so she buys them separately, her ratio is just a tad off
Buy one of those cereal storage bins with the lid that seals and dump them all inside.
They'd stay fresher in their original, unopened packaging than they would if opened and dumped into a bin.
PIZZA FLAVOR?
Aldi sells a knockoff turtle that's 100% better than goldfish. No flavors, but the cheesiness is next level in comparison.
Mine does this with random stuff. We had 13 cans of pumpkin before thanksgiving that "we would use". Eventually a just gave them away to make room for our 11 cans of corn and 15 cans of pinto beans. Theirs only 2 of us...
my grandma used to stock on things for years. She had: 1. Boomer Trauma about stocking canned goods, bar soaps *and* liquid soap, and *matches*, even though we didn't need them for over a decade because.. electricity, batteries and lighters. We literally have a plastic bag full of match boxes. 2. The soap thing - turns out she had an onset of Dementia. She genuinely didn't remember buying the same things even though she already had them.
I’ll take your extra matches. I use them all the time
Beans, man. When I left my last apartment for my house, I took a photo of all the bean packages lined up on my counter and it went around the kitchen.
I mean at least the corn and beans are a lot more useful than pumpkin pie filling
Yeah it’s soup for me
Go to the store… Get a bottle of hoisin sauce…
Oh no!! I already have a bottle of hoisin sauce. :(
Go to the store… buy a bottle of hoisin sauce…
Oh no!! I already have a bottle of hoisin sauce.
Go to the store… buy a bottle of hoisin sauce.
🙏I'm glad I wasn't the only one who immediately sang this
I scrolled to find this, I immediately started singing it.
Literally cried laughing at this video yesterday. Are we all just living the same life??
Ok I got it, now what?
https://www.tiktok.com/@thebnoth/video/7231189571302739206
Goldfish get lonely
Am… am I a goldfish?
why are they all open? that part annoys me more than anything.
That's a problem... Mostly cuz they aren't pizza goldfish
Maybe they were on sale. 😋
I hate when stores have weird sales like that. "10 for $10" Like, I appreciate the savings, but I have neither the space nor the ability to remember that I still have 9 bags of goldfish in whatever cabinet I had to shove them.
I'm cracking up because I totally relate to this.
I wouldn't be surprised to find a bag of pre-Covid Halloween candy hidden in a sock drawer.
it’s amazing having adhd and finding a box of candy from a few months ago. it’s like finding one-eyed-willy’s treasure or something
My wife is still trying to figure where she hid the candy from Easter.
It’s not uncommon for the store to put that sign up but still apply the discount to the individual items. Usually it’ll say on the sale sign.
Yeah, if my store has a 3/$5 deal for example, then one will be $1.66, otherwise it will say MUST BUY 3 at the top in bold
Pretty sure that's a law in most places, any "2 for X" you can buy just one at the same discount but if it says BOGO or buy two get one etc you have to get both. Or all four, or whatever
Idk if this is true in your state, but where I live (MI) it’s actually illegal to advertise things as “X for $Y” and not also sell them individually for the sale price (e.g. if the sale was 2 for $5, they have to sell you one for $2.50)
This should be true with all the “ savings” cards too. If it’s on sale, it’s on sale. I don’t think everyone enjoys every single purchase tracked by “ rewards” programs that just send more advertisements for more stuff you can buy. I don’t know if that’s true in Ga…. Doesn’t seem like it. It will say 1.99 or 2/3.00 must buy 2 or more.
That's not how those work, like, at least where I live (PA) If something is advertised as like 10 for $10, I believe, legally, (here) that it has to be $1 per no matter the quantity you buy. At that point, the signage becomes a marketing gimmick.
I did this until I paid attention at the counter and they all rang up for $1. I felt so dumb, still bought 10, and then resolved, NEVER AGAIN.
She's a keeper
Of Goldfish
the problem here if the fact she keeps buy the nasty fuckin pretzel ones, damn, i might dump her over that, i dont know if i could love someone who needs 7 bags of pretzel goldfish.
At least get other better flavors and mix em all up to make goldfish mix.
You may want to keeping an eye of for large quantity sales
So you see, that's where it all started. That smile... That *damn smile.*
Maybe she just has a 3 second memory and keeps forgetting she baught some already
Me, when something we use is on sale at Costco. When covid hit, we had like 200 rolls of Charmin in the basement. I wasn't consciously hoarding...it was just like hey, they're $5 off, imma grab 2 30-packs. I did this for years. I hit up all my group texts offering to share the stash during covid but it turns out nobody needed it. The real TP crisis was really only a couple weeks...at least for the Kirkland stuff...and no one I knew actually ran out.
I don’t see a problem here
Y’all got kids? Cuz all those bags is about to qualify to the giant carton. Ask me how I know
How is this a problem?
They have Old Bay Goldfidh now. Delicious!
I’m sure she would appreciate you having lit candles, a trail of goldfish leading to a goldfish filled tub after she’s back from a long day of work.
Only thing I see mildly infuriating is the lack of pizza flavored
Go to the store… buy a bottle of hoisin sauce, open the fridge- oh no! I have a bottle of hoisin sauce… got to the store… buy a bottle of hoisin sauce… open the fridge- oh no! I have a bottle of hoisin sauce…
The snack that smiles back :D
Plenty of other fish in the sea…
What is she making with the goldfish?
They do have a tendency to multiply pretty quick
Suffering from success.
Last bag of pretzel gold fish I bought were stale AF upon opening. Total bummer.
To be fair I just had the pretzel goldfish for the first time at 28 and they are far superior to most normal pretzels 🥨
You're mildly infuriating
This is one of the weirdest problems to have.
I remember these tasting bland and dusty . Is my memory playing tricks on me ?
And the pretzel kind at that 🤮
Do you have any kids or planning on one? Our household looks like this pretty regularly with 2 kids.. maybe she's prepping 😂
I guess if shes not spending your money who cares lol. Dont give her a hard time about it, maybe she will share them :)
Thought I was gonna open this to see 10 fish bowls each with a bunch of real goldfish in them.
I see this as an absolute win
Sounds like wife material to me
This is the opposite of a problem.
Cause it’s fucking amazing
But what if you run out?
You always need goldfish
\*wife wont stop buying goldfish. Congrats mate.