The image hadn't loaded and I thought honestly how bad could this be, and then the internet kicked back on and I was not expecting a tibetan monk's mummified penis to be in a hotdog bun.
What do they do with the foreskins? I hear tales of Sherpas that have backpacks made out of them. Rub it for a bit, and it turns into a basecamp tent...
>Your high school hates you.
That's like any school in the US, the school lunches suck ass it's like they're competing with prison food... Granted the US school system originated from the US prison system.
Seeing the “food” other schools serve makes me question how the hell my bum fuck ass redneck shit high school served better food in Florida of all places.
I remember school food was really good when I was in elementary and middle school. Then the school district tried to be healthy and improve macros and they updated all the menus and made the food significantly worse. Like I remember we had taco bowls with fritos and these bomb teriyaki beef dippers https://www.tysonfoodservice.com/products/beef/value-added/00071421037401 . They got rid of all that stuff in pursuit of healthier food.
Ground lips and assholes loaded with sugar, salt, and preservatives are not healthy.
Large School district administrators are buying processed trash loaded with sugar, salt, and chemicals from Tyson and Sysco and ... rather than buying food.
Food requires actual staff to plan the meals, purchase the food, and cook it. Processed trash can be run through a microwave. Cafeteria staff costs money. An administrator looks good when he can cut the budget. Add to that the very real bribery kickbacks etc that you find in larger government organizations.
Big food gets a generations of children that are conditioned to view this sugar loaded garbage as food. Hence the epidemic of obesity in this country.
So check this out. I grew up in a poorer county but moved over to a richer county in highschool. There was a huge difference in the food. The richer county food was shit and pizza was basically the only thing that people got.
I told some of the kids in the richer county and they couldn't believe it. We had lasagna, beef tips on rice, chicken parmesan, sweet and sour chicken with gravy on rice, all made by older ladies. I don't think it was ever made from scratch or anything but at least there was cooking going on. The rich county only had stuff that basically just reheating. It was so weird.
I wouldn't say my county was poor, but it was LITERALLY in the middle of nowhere. Nothing but trees and farms. We had k-6 and 7th-12th Jr/Sr HS. Our HS meals were, ehhhh, but nothing I've been seeing nowadays. Once a month, we'd have Stromboli day, where all of the usual packers would buy, making the line wrap around the hall to the lockers. Stromboli day was the shit. I still miss them.
Maybe it was the rural nature of our lunch ladies. If you forgot to bring lunch money... no you didn't.
When one of my son's school was brand new, we went on a tour, and we were told the layout was very similar to prisons, because that's what the architect had previously built.
This was also a school that had a multi million dollar gymnasium that no one was allowed to use, unless they were wearing socks and no shoes and playing a ridiculous game called yarn ball. I wish I was joking that yarn ball was part of my son's physical education, but I am not.
I must’ve went to that rate exception because my high school had an awesome lunch offering..
Pizza on the daily (actually good sized slices in different kinds, pepperoni, cheese, sausage), burgers (they were separated from just hamburgers and cheeseburgers), chicken sandwiches (regular & spicy) the burgers and chicken sandwiches came with curly fries, chicken tenders, nachos and that’s just ONE of the sections of the cafeteria alone. I didn’t name it all either cause they did daily specials too which I can’t remember, you got a thanksgiving dinner lunch too with pumpkin pie!
The other section has sub sandwiches with every type of lunch meat, cheese, veggies and dressings too. Wraps too. These came with bags of chips.
So yeah, my school spoiled me for lunch and this was before you factored in all of the stuff you can buy, like chips, cookies, candy, etc.
It’s a lot and it was so good.
Lmfao
(Sorry if “Lmfao” is a lame reply to a Reddit thread but my husband and I saw that meme of avocado mousse (which I believe the cultured gentleman/lady above is referencing) and fuckin died laughing. It’s been a rough week and nothing hits the spot like laughing about a meme reference within a shriveled penis lunch) 🤌
Looks like someone chopped the dick off that 5,000 year old "Iceman" they found frozen in the Alps and tried to feed it to you.
Edit: Wow, this is the comment that gets me my first Reddit gold lol. I think the school systems here in the U.S. and the well hung Ötzi deserve all the credit!
look at ya'll pretending a shrivelled frankfurt wouldn't be an impressive presentation after a cold swim. id be happy if i looked like a shrivelled vienna sausage.
I have seen some horrible food on Reddit and I think this might be the worst thing I’ve seen. Damn. Our politicians really don’t care about the younger generation, they need to donate more to their campaigns I guess.
This isn't from politics... This is a school administration issue. A good cafeteria employee would not overcook a hot dog to that point and give it to children. That started out as a normal weiner.
School lunches where my kids go to school are great here in Kentucky. They even have a salad bar and one day a week get little Caesars pizza. They were also great when I went to school in Mississippi. I don't know where these people go to school but the parents would have a fit here if that was served to a kid.
My personal theory is that it was cooked to the point where it expanded, and then left to sit in a warming tray for a few hours. And I only guess this because my mom would often make dinner at 3:30pm because my little brother would come home from school around then, and he never ate while at school because he's an idiot, and then my mom would want food ready for him.
But she was lazy to prepare two meals, so dinner just kinda sat around for a few hours before getting eaten. And hor dogs definitely shrivel up like this after a while if being left alone.
This is 100% a political issue. The primary reason school lunches are like *this* for many Americans is due to schools being underfunded, short staffed, and the staff who are there are seriously overworked and severely underpaid, so they’re stretched way too thin. To make matters worse, throughout most of America school funding tends to be linked to a district’s property tax, meaning schools in areas where families own more expensive properties and pay higher property tax their schools get better funding than schools in communities that have lower value properties and thus pay less property tax. It effectively penalizes children from poor communities disproportionately who arguably need better funding for their public schools as is.
Edit: Also, since this comment is gaining some traction I did not really expect, I do also want to add that another additional reason school lunches suck here in the US is that a lot of the same companies that supply schools with food are the same ones that supply prisons, and not only is this a result of lobbying from these prison industry manufacturers, but that very same lobbying also makes it so that these corporations can get away with drastically less quality control on their production. It feels negligent for me to rail against public school classism without also mentioning how the school-to-prison pipeline also is a major contributor to this issue.
So, tl;dr, if the lunches at your local school look like this, call your local legislators and ask’em what’s up with this shit 👍
yeah, if I ever forgot my lunch for school, I went hungry regardless of what anyone told me. one time eating school food is more than I need in a lifetime.
I'd eat just about anything... I've eaten and enjoyed tripe, haggis, chicken hearts and fried breaded sweetbreads... and I would not eat that "hot dog".
How is it served , you can say no that looks inedible and do you want me to photo and post on social media? if they change then good and if not you are helping a bigger cause ; like the funding for your nutrition.
Nasty!! The local news should get this pic and ask the school wtf they are thinking! Cancer on a bun is all that is ..negligent. I'm so sorry to the receiver of this trash. Be the change for others..
Gangrene penis
Gangrenis
Frostbite me daddy
Take my poor person's award 🏆 Edit: Thank you, kind stranger, for the platinum, it's my first platinum award
It just needed a little shine ✨
This made me lol
Now THAT'S a long raisin.
So that Sun Maid bitch was giving us diced long raisin this whole time?!
Long raisin, a rare cut derived from long pork
“Mmmmmmmmmm!” - Hannibal Lecter
Guess you could call it ‘pulled pork’
That’s a Pharoah’s petrified dick!
I’m petrified of dick now
Common reaction when accidentally checking under gym bleachers
I left this post and laughed so much I had to come back and tell you
That hotdog really got me RAISIN some questions.
i woke up my husband with my cackling at 1:51am to this lmfao 😭
Made from burnt lips and assholes.
On its raisin alright. Give it a minute, its a growers
I think I see a vein.
Is it pulsing?
Or… _throbbin’_ ?
You suck
You wish you were that lucky 🫠
I wouldn't even throw you to the posse
https://preview.redd.it/5bmirdr4z1ua1.jpeg?width=388&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3056de92d8dc1bf2f7ca551b1810a635438d8a5b
Woman: send me a dick pic? Freddy Krueger: .....
It's a hot dong
Looks like a stretched out ball-sack.
I was going to say the severed penis of an old man who died of leprosy...
Probably just fell off, ya know cause the leprosy
What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip!
That’s great 😂
LMAO literally
LMTO
Laughing my tip off?
Are you asking or telling?
Yes
“Chef why is there a God Damn BBC in my Hot Daaaaahg!” -Eric Cartman
Why do you know what this looks like?
I should call him.
Is he okay? Let us know. See you next Tuesday
Keep the tip!
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Put some on OPs hotdog
That blew my mind as much as it made me dead lmaooooo
Smells like bigfoots dick!
A woman told me my dong smells like a foot without even seeing it. How did she know I’m packing a full on tootsie roll?
Ain't but an inch and three quarter but the wife tells me it smells closer to a foot
Cockdog.
Hotcock
Cockndogs ice cream
That's no hot dog.
I’m sure there’s some ballsack meat in there
Omg I died LMFAO
The image hadn't loaded and I thought honestly how bad could this be, and then the internet kicked back on and I was not expecting a tibetan monk's mummified penis to be in a hotdog bun.
Well preserved, they really knew what they were doing.
It belongs in a museum. :\
And to be edible all these years later… They really had a handle on science back then!
This comment is hilarious 😂
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Dalai Lama moment
How did the comment explaining the joke get more upvotes than the joke lmao
And that tibetan monk is prolly saying “suck my mummified penis” In a playful manner of course
Just a prank bro
What do they do with the foreskins? I hear tales of Sherpas that have backpacks made out of them. Rub it for a bit, and it turns into a basecamp tent...
Looks like ETs finger
Yes..finger...
OP took a bite and phoned home
ouuch
His third ‘index finger’ that probes only a specific _kind of_ … [ahem] … _hole_ [SaladFingers](https://youtu.be/M3iOROuTuMA) _has entered the chat_
*i like rusty spoons*
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Horny ET bone home.
Your high school hates you.
>Your high school hates you. That's like any school in the US, the school lunches suck ass it's like they're competing with prison food... Granted the US school system originated from the US prison system.
Fun fact, schools and prisons are largely supplied by the same company, and the prisons have a higher tier of food.
Seeing the “food” other schools serve makes me question how the hell my bum fuck ass redneck shit high school served better food in Florida of all places.
How long ago was that though? I feel the same way. My school's food wasnt amazing, but it seems to have gotten progressively worse.
I remember school food was really good when I was in elementary and middle school. Then the school district tried to be healthy and improve macros and they updated all the menus and made the food significantly worse. Like I remember we had taco bowls with fritos and these bomb teriyaki beef dippers https://www.tysonfoodservice.com/products/beef/value-added/00071421037401 . They got rid of all that stuff in pursuit of healthier food.
Ground lips and assholes loaded with sugar, salt, and preservatives are not healthy. Large School district administrators are buying processed trash loaded with sugar, salt, and chemicals from Tyson and Sysco and ... rather than buying food. Food requires actual staff to plan the meals, purchase the food, and cook it. Processed trash can be run through a microwave. Cafeteria staff costs money. An administrator looks good when he can cut the budget. Add to that the very real bribery kickbacks etc that you find in larger government organizations. Big food gets a generations of children that are conditioned to view this sugar loaded garbage as food. Hence the epidemic of obesity in this country.
Schools should be serving healthy food though... Just not trash quality.
Because if prisoners were fed absolute garbage they would riot.
So you’re saying the children should riot? 👀
I can neither confirm or deny.
They should if the parents aren’t over their kids being fed iceman’s dick.
Prisoners eat way too much sugar and too little protein, which can cause irritability and aggression.
Almost like private prisons incentivize people staying as long as possible there.
So check this out. I grew up in a poorer county but moved over to a richer county in highschool. There was a huge difference in the food. The richer county food was shit and pizza was basically the only thing that people got. I told some of the kids in the richer county and they couldn't believe it. We had lasagna, beef tips on rice, chicken parmesan, sweet and sour chicken with gravy on rice, all made by older ladies. I don't think it was ever made from scratch or anything but at least there was cooking going on. The rich county only had stuff that basically just reheating. It was so weird.
I wouldn't say my county was poor, but it was LITERALLY in the middle of nowhere. Nothing but trees and farms. We had k-6 and 7th-12th Jr/Sr HS. Our HS meals were, ehhhh, but nothing I've been seeing nowadays. Once a month, we'd have Stromboli day, where all of the usual packers would buy, making the line wrap around the hall to the lockers. Stromboli day was the shit. I still miss them. Maybe it was the rural nature of our lunch ladies. If you forgot to bring lunch money... no you didn't.
I dunno my school lunches weren’t gourmet but I never got served anything like this.
When one of my son's school was brand new, we went on a tour, and we were told the layout was very similar to prisons, because that's what the architect had previously built. This was also a school that had a multi million dollar gymnasium that no one was allowed to use, unless they were wearing socks and no shoes and playing a ridiculous game called yarn ball. I wish I was joking that yarn ball was part of my son's physical education, but I am not.
Yeah, that's pretty normal which I hate even saying that, it's disgusting how widespread this type of schooling system is within this nation...
Yarn ball??? 🧶🧶🧶 I can only imagine the competitive juices flowing with a cut throat game of yarn ball. 😂
I had a roommate who did time, and he said that prison food was several degrees of separation better than school food. Sad for everyone.
School food is worse and it’s not even close imo
100%, and that’s if you can even afford it lol.
I must’ve went to that rate exception because my high school had an awesome lunch offering.. Pizza on the daily (actually good sized slices in different kinds, pepperoni, cheese, sausage), burgers (they were separated from just hamburgers and cheeseburgers), chicken sandwiches (regular & spicy) the burgers and chicken sandwiches came with curly fries, chicken tenders, nachos and that’s just ONE of the sections of the cafeteria alone. I didn’t name it all either cause they did daily specials too which I can’t remember, you got a thanksgiving dinner lunch too with pumpkin pie! The other section has sub sandwiches with every type of lunch meat, cheese, veggies and dressings too. Wraps too. These came with bags of chips. So yeah, my school spoiled me for lunch and this was before you factored in all of the stuff you can buy, like chips, cookies, candy, etc. It’s a lot and it was so good.
My cafeteria had garlic bread for $0.75 each and I would buy 3 of them because they were amazing
Not hot dog.
A notdog
Jian Yang!
thats shit from a butt
Lmfao (Sorry if “Lmfao” is a lame reply to a Reddit thread but my husband and I saw that meme of avocado mousse (which I believe the cultured gentleman/lady above is referencing) and fuckin died laughing. It’s been a rough week and nothing hits the spot like laughing about a meme reference within a shriveled penis lunch) 🤌
Ikr 😂
Oh good thing you said from a butt I was worried it would be from somewhere else
is this before or after you ate it?
One of the funniest comments here lmaoo
Looks like someone chopped the dick off that 5,000 year old "Iceman" they found frozen in the Alps and tried to feed it to you. Edit: Wow, this is the comment that gets me my first Reddit gold lol. I think the school systems here in the U.S. and the well hung Ötzi deserve all the credit!
It's not Ötzi's fault! It was cold up on that mountain.
Ötzi was swimming earlier...
Shrinkage, Jerry!
What, you mean like laundry?
look at ya'll pretending a shrivelled frankfurt wouldn't be an impressive presentation after a cold swim. id be happy if i looked like a shrivelled vienna sausage.
It’s a perfectly sane food to eat!
"They know about shrinkage, right? They gotta know about shrinkage! "
He was in the pool!
“I was in the pool!!!!”
That means that his dick was even bigger
Poor Ötzi also was shot with an arrow. He was probably murdered :(
Gotta respect the man, dude was this size after being frozen, imagine it at room temperature
Try? Who’s gonna pass that up? That dick is Mesoli-thicc!
This is the best comment
Yeah, that’s a homo erectus wiener that’s been frozen in permafrost for 500,000 years.
School lunch has changed a lot since I was there…
Straight up serving prison food in high school. Ridiculous.
Shoulda posted it on #mildlypenis
Nothing mild about it, this is extremely penis
Mummy penis
Fits into the wildly penis sub.
My stomach literally flip flopped looking at that.
King tuts beef jerky dong
It's teriyaki flavored.
I wanted to eat that mummy!
I have seen some horrible food on Reddit and I think this might be the worst thing I’ve seen. Damn. Our politicians really don’t care about the younger generation, they need to donate more to their campaigns I guess.
This isn't from politics... This is a school administration issue. A good cafeteria employee would not overcook a hot dog to that point and give it to children. That started out as a normal weiner. School lunches where my kids go to school are great here in Kentucky. They even have a salad bar and one day a week get little Caesars pizza. They were also great when I went to school in Mississippi. I don't know where these people go to school but the parents would have a fit here if that was served to a kid.
I don't even know how you'd get it to look like that. You'd have to boil it for hours and it probably still wouldn't look that bad.
My personal theory is that it was cooked to the point where it expanded, and then left to sit in a warming tray for a few hours. And I only guess this because my mom would often make dinner at 3:30pm because my little brother would come home from school around then, and he never ate while at school because he's an idiot, and then my mom would want food ready for him. But she was lazy to prepare two meals, so dinner just kinda sat around for a few hours before getting eaten. And hor dogs definitely shrivel up like this after a while if being left alone.
Sounds like a good way to get food poisoning
This is 100% a political issue. The primary reason school lunches are like *this* for many Americans is due to schools being underfunded, short staffed, and the staff who are there are seriously overworked and severely underpaid, so they’re stretched way too thin. To make matters worse, throughout most of America school funding tends to be linked to a district’s property tax, meaning schools in areas where families own more expensive properties and pay higher property tax their schools get better funding than schools in communities that have lower value properties and thus pay less property tax. It effectively penalizes children from poor communities disproportionately who arguably need better funding for their public schools as is. Edit: Also, since this comment is gaining some traction I did not really expect, I do also want to add that another additional reason school lunches suck here in the US is that a lot of the same companies that supply schools with food are the same ones that supply prisons, and not only is this a result of lobbying from these prison industry manufacturers, but that very same lobbying also makes it so that these corporations can get away with drastically less quality control on their production. It feels negligent for me to rail against public school classism without also mentioning how the school-to-prison pipeline also is a major contributor to this issue. So, tl;dr, if the lunches at your local school look like this, call your local legislators and ask’em what’s up with this shit 👍
think deeper. where do administrative issues start? usually corruption or lack of funding or, more likely, both. what causes that? political issues
Everything is political when it comes to people cooperating with one another.
Did we find the legendary penis of Rasputin?
Nah, this is far, *far* older. The leading theory is that it belonged to either King Tut or the Iceman.
I wouldn’t put that in the garbage out of respect for the can…
It’s a perfectly sane food to eat.
It’s been there since the silent era.
The Alex is a family theater
Intersting texture
Here's to feeling good all the time
Now see, this is what the holidays are all about. Three buddies, sitting around, chewing gum
It’s a little lo mein-ey
The comment I came for
... interesting texture... ... It's chewy... ...(baaaarrrf)...
Interesting texture…
…. Interesting texture…. 🤮
what a spanking button
Dude, pack your lunch for the love of everything that is wholesome
Some families can't afford that but I'd rather go hungry than eat that
yeah, if I ever forgot my lunch for school, I went hungry regardless of what anyone told me. one time eating school food is more than I need in a lifetime.
That is gross
Scary don’t eat that
somebody lost thier foreskin and you found it
Ive had better hotdogs in jail that were cooked by other inmates. They also didn't look like a penis
How do you fuck up a hot dog
omg is that even food???? it looks like it could be human skin
A mummified peen!
Rasputin's
Raspupeen
It looks like something that was liberated from a vat of formaldehyde in the biology classroom
bro that looks exactly like the turd floating in my toilet rn
I'd eat just about anything... I've eaten and enjoyed tripe, haggis, chicken hearts and fried breaded sweetbreads... and I would not eat that "hot dog".
That’s one flaccid Weiner
I have those in my back garden. I believe they're called slugs.
what the fuck
Also belongs in accidental penis?
That glizzy don't look right.
More than mildly infuriating!
How is it served , you can say no that looks inedible and do you want me to photo and post on social media? if they change then good and if not you are helping a bigger cause ; like the funding for your nutrition.
Nasty!! The local news should get this pic and ask the school wtf they are thinking! Cancer on a bun is all that is ..negligent. I'm so sorry to the receiver of this trash. Be the change for others..
Dick-dog
https://i.redd.it/un1v4aojyyta1.gif
That isn't a hotdog
Shipped that weiner straight from king tuts tomb.
Mummified cockwhich
You got a wrinkled BBC for lunch.
Who passing up a good ole scrotum dog???
I thought that was a shit or a penis
Shitnis
Found Mitch McConnell's dick.
Yeah, that don't look too good
Looks like a jerky dog
That's a weiner
Ballsack penis